Arizona Woman Who Tried to Kill Husband with Poisoned Coffee Is Sentenced to Probation

It works for the Diet Coke also?

Video of her doing it

"But I thought it was Skinny and Sweet!"

It reminds me of Emma Roberts.

This is why the female violence statistics are skewed. How can you measure male vs female crime when women get off?

r5 She tried to kill him because she couldnt get off.

3 years probation for attempted murder. Great job, Arizona! Really got your priorities straight.

I wonder how ugly and unpleasant the husband is that the jury felt like she didn't deserve any prison time for trying to kill him.

I'm surprised that how ugly so many of these mail order brides are too. I assume she was one but like if you're going to bother why not at least get a pretty one. Or is it like a bait and switch thing and I mean what are you going to do about it.

r8 i wondered that too, I'll be honest. Was he a wife beater?2w3eds

Sorry...the puppy trampled my keyboard ^^

Yeah I just looked at his LinkedIn profile and he is funny looking. He looks kind of like Andy Ricter but like uglier .

She tried to serve him Starbucks? I mean it’s bad but nothing to go to jail over.

“ Pima County Superior Court Judge Javier Chon-Lopez sentenced her to three years of probation in addition to mental health treatment, citing a statement from her now-estranged husband that he did not want her to go to prison, per CNN.”

And they're probably still married!

R13 why do feminists never call this toxic masculinity out which is treating women benevolently sexist???

Arizona? He should just accuse her of abortion and she’ll be strung up in the town square.

Maybe he had Covid and she was just trying the Trump Cure!

He had it coming.

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….The Arizona Widow

That's what I call flavuh!

This makes no sense whatsoever - probation for attempted murder?

bad coffee is a crime worth the death penalty

I wonder why her husband didn’t want her to go to prison

Electric chair. Zap that stupid look right off her face.

"Grounds for divorce!"

Seriously, what does it matter what the fuck the husband "wanted" or didn't want in terms of sentencing this woman? She tried to kill him! Why does HE get a say in what happens to a person who committed a crime? Isn't that what laws, due process, having a jury is supposed to be for? Just because somebody who is involved in the case "doesn't want her to go to prison" doesn't mean that's what happens. WTF, Arizona?

There must be other elements to this we're not hearing about. Right?

Your coffee, Mr. Hart.

He hit his head. On the credenza!

Footage of the defense.