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Arizona Woman Who Tried to Kill Husband with Poisoned Coffee Is Sentenced to Probation

Melody Felicano Johnson, who admitted to putting bleach in her husband's coffee pot, will only serve three years of probation.

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by Anonymousreply 28May 14, 2024 1:48 AM

It works for the Diet Coke also?

by Anonymousreply 1May 13, 2024 7:53 PM

Video of her doing it

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by Anonymousreply 2May 13, 2024 7:53 PM

"But I thought it was Skinny and Sweet!"

by Anonymousreply 3May 13, 2024 7:58 PM

It reminds me of Emma Roberts.

by Anonymousreply 4May 13, 2024 8:23 PM

This is why the female violence statistics are skewed. How can you measure male vs female crime when women get off?

by Anonymousreply 5May 13, 2024 8:27 PM

r5 She tried to kill him because she couldnt get off.

by Anonymousreply 6May 13, 2024 9:32 PM

3 years probation for attempted murder. Great job, Arizona! Really got your priorities straight.

by Anonymousreply 7May 13, 2024 9:50 PM

I wonder how ugly and unpleasant the husband is that the jury felt like she didn't deserve any prison time for trying to kill him.

I'm surprised that how ugly so many of these mail order brides are too. I assume she was one but like if you're going to bother why not at least get a pretty one. Or is it like a bait and switch thing and I mean what are you going to do about it.

by Anonymousreply 8May 13, 2024 9:56 PM

r8 i wondered that too, I'll be honest. Was he a wife beater?2w3eds

by Anonymousreply 9May 13, 2024 9:57 PM

Sorry...the puppy trampled my keyboard ^^

by Anonymousreply 10May 13, 2024 9:58 PM

Yeah I just looked at his LinkedIn profile and he is funny looking. He looks kind of like Andy Ricter but like uglier .

by Anonymousreply 11May 13, 2024 10:05 PM

She tried to serve him Starbucks? I mean it’s bad but nothing to go to jail over.

by Anonymousreply 12May 13, 2024 10:22 PM

“ Pima County Superior Court Judge Javier Chon-Lopez sentenced her to three years of probation in addition to mental health treatment, citing a statement from her now-estranged husband that he did not want her to go to prison, per CNN.”

by Anonymousreply 13May 13, 2024 10:42 PM

And they're probably still married!

by Anonymousreply 14May 13, 2024 10:43 PM

R13 why do feminists never call this toxic masculinity out which is treating women benevolently sexist???

by Anonymousreply 15May 13, 2024 11:06 PM

Arizona? He should just accuse her of abortion and she’ll be strung up in the town square.

by Anonymousreply 16May 13, 2024 11:10 PM

Maybe he had Covid and she was just trying the Trump Cure!

by Anonymousreply 17May 13, 2024 11:22 PM

He had it coming.

New on Broadway--Chicago!

by Anonymousreply 18May 13, 2024 11:38 PM

….The Arizona Widow

by Anonymousreply 19May 13, 2024 11:44 PM

That's what I call flavuh!

by Anonymousreply 20May 13, 2024 11:46 PM

This makes no sense whatsoever - probation for attempted murder?

by Anonymousreply 21May 13, 2024 11:46 PM

bad coffee is a crime worth the death penalty

by Anonymousreply 22May 13, 2024 11:47 PM

I wonder why her husband didn’t want her to go to prison

by Anonymousreply 23May 13, 2024 11:52 PM

Electric chair. Zap that stupid look right off her face.

by Anonymousreply 24May 13, 2024 11:56 PM

"Grounds for divorce!"

Seriously, what does it matter what the fuck the husband "wanted" or didn't want in terms of sentencing this woman? She tried to kill him! Why does HE get a say in what happens to a person who committed a crime? Isn't that what laws, due process, having a jury is supposed to be for? Just because somebody who is involved in the case "doesn't want her to go to prison" doesn't mean that's what happens. WTF, Arizona?

There must be other elements to this we're not hearing about. Right?

by Anonymousreply 25May 13, 2024 11:57 PM

Your coffee, Mr. Hart.

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by Anonymousreply 26May 13, 2024 11:58 PM

He hit his head. On the credenza!

by Anonymousreply 27May 14, 2024 12:01 AM

Footage of the defense.

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by Anonymousreply 28May 14, 2024 1:48 AM
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