Faye Dunaway got hounded for autographs while at the Nice airport on her way to Cannes

Damn, she looks like a corpse.

Why is her skin so pallid?

R2- I wouldn’t sign any autographs for little homosexual boys like you.

Trigger warning, OP!

Nice mask.

Has anyone ever looked worse?

Are they homosexuals?

Bet she would have balked if I asked her to sign “No wire hangers!”

[quote]Why is her skin so pallid?

She's 83, per her own account, which means she could be as old as 117.

Yes, r7, Shirley MacLaine.

Is she just cooped up inside her house all day long?

Good god! Does she have blood in her body?

And that philtrum (Is that what is called or is that on a penis?))

The space between her upper lip and her nose is like 6 inches!

She looks like an albino ape!!!!!!

R7- No. And I mean it!!!

She's gone to Cannes to haunt the French for a bit.

They thought it was Jack Nicholson.

I recall there were studies done and this is how Trump would look as well without his orange makeup.

She is, once again, the hit of all of Europe and Cannes!

She's the talk of the town, with everyone asking what her secret is. But like, in a bad way.

She looks like Michael Jackson in the 90s / 00s.

[quote]The space between her upper lip and her nose is like 6 inches!

She needs a mustache. It would make her look better.

R18? you took the words right outta my mouth.

Although what I was going to say was, she needs some of [bold]Trumps[/bold] makeup!!

She looks like a FUCKIN monkey 🙈

She's not going to ignore her fans. They're life and death to her, baby! They're the ones who really MADE HER!

Barbara, please...

People holding photos with her face on them don’t just wander the airports. This was an arranged photo op.

[quote]She looks like a FUCKIN monkey

Any laws against burying her in the garden ? I wouldn't care, anyway.

Ha Ha!

Arthur Penn's "Bonnie and Clyde" (1967) is well-regarded in France.

It was a blockbuster there and inspired French fashion/music.

Serge Gainsbourg wrote a duet "Bonnie and Clyde" (1968) he recorded with Brigitte Bardot that was a smash hit and has since become a classic.

OP, where’s the link? No outlet is reporting this.

Please. She arranged this entire episode for a little publicity.

Christina!

Christopher !

DAMMIT !

She's as pale white as former US Rep Harold Ford, Jr.

It's thrilling.

Faye is fab.

She is truly cuntastic

Could you all leave, please? You're all right in my eyeline.

[quote] People holding photos with her face on them don’t just wander the airports. This was an arranged photo op.

Sez you! Myself, I often wander the international airports with her publicity photos from "Puzzle of a Downfall Child" that I want to have signed.

Someday i will achieve my dream.

R39, Maam will call you a little homosexual boy and then say “Dismissed!”

When did she morph into the Phantom of the Opera??

She looks like Brando in the Island of Dr. Moreau

Did she speak with them in their native tongue?

Stars used to know how to work an airport crowd

Don’t worry, Miss Dunaway. The studio sent over more photos, we have plenty!

Gollum’s best life as a trans woman

Perhaps she's preparing for her next role.

Bad Scripts! Bad Directors!

You should see the crowds when she flies into Costa Rica.

It was not well-sold in this country!

Dégagez les petits garçons homosexuels !

She may as well have Property of MGM tattooed on her backside! Dammit, the Nice Airport is her place!

Is she like Jerry Lewis who was more appreciated in France?

It seems that little homosexual boy sapped Faye of her complexion.

She's surrounded by DLers!

Why must everything be a contest?

R32, just like when Joan adopted Christina.

18 posts and it's a Trump thread. It's slightly below average but I'll give you credit. Who would have thought you could Trump up a Faye thread?

And yet you are the one bringing up He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named [bold]all over again[/bold] after everyone had forgotten it, r58.

Thanks, creep.

This reminds me so much of the scene at the beginning of "Airport 1975" where Gloria Swanson is mobbed at an airport by reporters hurling questions at her.

Cannes is supplying the grease that makes this shitty movie business work.

Did she arrange it herself or are they professional autograph hounds posing as fans trying to make a quick buck on eBay?

[quote] or are they professional autograph hounds posing as fans trying to make a quick buck on eBay?

The price for a signed pic of our Faye on eBay would probably be less than the shipping cost from France.

Her coloring looks very bad.

[quote]J Lo would have security assault those people.

Give me time, I just flew in: rest assured, I will assault JLo, security, AND those people before I leave France!

Get a goddamn lip lift, you ape.

It's only local anesthesia, so you probably still qualify.

She looks like Vincent Price as Dr. Phibes.

She looks like Vincent Price now.

Where is the nearest Blockbuster?

surely u can beautify/disguise every face with makeup nowadays....its like she's wearing none...who wud do that knowing they'd be papped? She needs Donna Mills.

You ARE one of my faaaaaaaans!!

That’s Marlon Brando from The Island of Dr. Moreau!

Tens of people or less descended on her.

Faye is having quite the comeback. And has a documentary bought by HBO and she was just cast in a new movie.

R72, are you also R42?

So, where is this nice airport? And how nice it really is?

Don't forget this addition to her prestigious body of work.

R70 who would do that? A person who wants you to think that they were caught off-guard, are still famous enough to be mobbed at the airport, and MOST CERTAINLY didn’t call the paps.

Carol Ann! I have ASKED you to keep my fans quiet today! Now for Chrissakes, get them out of the airport!

This is kinda related. A very old (old, old) friend lived in the same NY neighborhood with Crawford during her later years. He said that if she was even going to the drug store, she would be fully made up, fur coat, sunglasses, etc. because if by chance any fan were to see her, she wanted them to be able to say they saw Crawford and boy did she look great.

She's pale because her skin has never seen the sun. Happy now, homosexuals?

Isn't it terrible that she had to travel during her late-spring moult?

Faye who? I received an Honorary Palme D'or!

A friend of mine could hear her screaming at her maid as he walked by her house all the time.

I know someone who worked for her. Fate spoke in the third person. The craziest person they ever met. They quit.

What the hell is her problem?

[quote] Fate spoke in the third person.

Fate comes for thee!

Stop trying to make Fate happen.

Looks like 'Dunstin Checks In... 2 Cannes'

That was probably where she got this idea, r60, maybe from one of those old VHS tapes she failed to throw and stayed in her car.

My name is Dracula!

Was she exhumed?!!!

Yzma Christ!

We call her Fade Unaway.

Anal bleaching gone too far.

Faye is Datalounge Royalty.

albino alligator

It's Mummy Dearest, of course.

Liam's tits out red carpet date:

"McKinzie Roth has been a member of the WISH-TV, Indianapolis team since early 2020 as Entertainment Insider. She brings the latest Hollywood and entertainment updates to viewers via WISH programs Daybreak, Indy Style, and All Indiana."

"It’s unfortunate they felt they had to make that kind of movie. But you can’t be ashamed of the work you’ve done. You make a decision, and then you have to live with the consequence. For instance, look at my face."

She was smart not to have fucked with her upper face too much. So when glammed up, the old Faye is still there.

Compare her to Jane Fonda, who now resembles a blow up doll , And she had the nerve to call Dunaway sad?

Another photo from the next day

Dollface thread!!!

Who would win in a wrestling match between prime Faye Dunaway and prime Norma Shearer......I would guess Faye could just stay in Norma's blind spot.....

You know I love playing women could you leave please you're right in my eyeline.

R105 is it true Joan Crawford called Norma Shearer a cross-eyed hunchback? If it is, that’s pretty funny.

No, R107.

Just cross-eyed.

[quote] Who would win in a wrestling match between prime Faye Dunaway and prime Norma Shearer......I would guess Faye could just stay in Norma's blind spot.....

I don’t understand this comment.

R107 You must be confusing Norma with Judy the Hunchback.

[quote] Liam's tits out red carpet date:

Huh?

I wouldn’t mind seeing Liam get his tits out. He’s very handsome.

Is she getting enough dick these days? I doubt there are many rent boys that are into necrophilia.

R112 = Liam

He went through a weight loss journey in 2021

Liam got candid on Instagram in August 2021, sharing how "about 1 year ago," he was depressed and in a "bad place" in his life. He explained that he gained weight and didn't feel like himself anymore, until he began his health journey.

"Not knowing where to turn I slid deeper into a bad place both mentally and physically," he wrote on Instagram. "After a while I was sent a picture of myself and knew I had to do something. I decided to dedicate the next year to my mental and physical health."

Liam added that he lost nearly 30 pounds thanks to "hard work, diet and exercise."

He’s a daddy now.

R116 I wonder if Faye ever posed with the baby at the top of a staircase, framed by a window.

[quote]He’s a daddy now.

But Faye is too young to be a grandmother!

"Grandma is so formal, why don't you just call me Sis"

Neville…

Grammie Dearest

I think Faye has earned the same nick name as Dionne - CORPSE!

Because she’s dead, R3.

Is Faye going to promote a Kusturica film?

I was young, homosexuals!

Live airports! There's nothing like it!

Neesh ish sho nighsh!

I really wish Faye had done that reality show that was pitched to her. It would have been legendary.

I would love to see a feature length film made of that Gucci commercial Faye did a couple of years back with that young woman who looked like an off-brand Selma Blair.

R126 Could you take off, please? You’re right on my runway!