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A New Covid Vaccine Horror: Mass Bleaching of the Great Barrier Reef

You'd have to be nuts to get another Bill Gates nanotech vaccine. Not only did it allow China to amass in secret the world's largest reserves of gold bars and vintage French champagne. And not only did George Soros and his Swiss chemists train on secret Nazi medical files to make sure the covid jab selectively destroys sperm motility in young white good Christian men. Now excreted nanotech biomatter has accumulated in the Pacific Ocean and caused the fifth and worst mass bleaching event of the coral in the Great Barrier Reef. People are saying it's activated by Jewish Space Lasers. At least the coral is white, though.

Thanks Obama, and Hunter Biden!

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by Anonymousreply 1May 13, 2024 6:30 PM

OP you created one of the most epic Onion articles ever.

by Anonymousreply 1May 13, 2024 6:30 PM
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