Jennifer Lopez says she's 'the thinnest I've ever been' after filming Kiss of the Spider Woman

This woman's thirst is unquenchable.

Face or ass, JLo.

She’s a terrible choice for this. They should have hired Vanessa Williams.

Well, she is starting to look her age now.

How do they not know that this is going to bomb? No one takes Jennifer Lopez seriously. She’s not a box office draw and is completely irrelevant today.

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Who’s doing the singing?

With the way Jlo is getting eaten alive on TikTok nowadays, I don't see the marketing and reception of this film going well.

Ugh. Chita Rivera she is not.

"Hire an avatar"

I've never seen the film/seen a production of this so I have no idea if she's a good fit or not.

Is it worth checking out? I do love Raul Julia.

Thin isnt always the best, especially when youre pushing 60

She DEFINITELY looks better thinner like this. When she's bigger she starts looking like a heavyweight boxer because of all her muscles.

[quote]Jennifer Lopez says 'singing and dancing' for “Kiss of the Spider Woman” got her 'the thinnest' she's ever been

Why, did they inject her with Ozempic during the intermission every night?

In the photo on the left she looks as if she’s contracted a wasting disease.

Querida, não!

She's just not likeable.

That's Sonia Bragga on the right ... Not JLo.

Stunning observation R18.

"Kiss of the Spider Woman" is a really terrible musical, and outside of theater queens & teens very few care much about it.

I predict it will be widely ignored when it is released.

When has she had time? I thought she was on tour.

She sings?

She could stand to lose another ten to thirty pounds.

She’s good at something, look!

I respectfully disagree with R20. I saw Chita do it on tour and it was terrific. But, J Lo doesn’t have the chops for something like this. Agree that Vanessa Williams would have been a much better choice. This role requires gravitas.

Ozempic

Bill Condon and J. Lo? Is this 2004??

I think she means Ozempic has gotten her the thinnest she’s been.

I agree R20. No one is going to care about this.

R20 Which teens care about a relatively obscure musical/movie from the 80's and early 90's? Which teens even know who Chita Rivera is? Are you thinking of gay teen boys from 1985?

I saw Chita Rivera in London. The musical itself was a thin, unsatisfactory affair, but Chita Rivera elevated it through sheer star power. I don’t think JLo has that capacity.

Casted.

Musicals don’t sell. Flop.

I don't know her.

R33 Lopez doesn't sell. Flop.

The best line in the movie is…wait let me lift my legs. I remember because my pop parents took me to see it in a theatre. Being a gay teen, I thought I’d die, as my mother was so uncomfortable, Dad didn't give a shit.

I must preface it was the movie with Raul Julia & William Hurt.

Kiss of The Spider PERSON.

This film has already shot?

In March, she quietly canceled seven dates in Cleveland, Nashville, Raleigh, Atlanta, Tampa, New Orleans and Houston between August 20 and 31 amid slow sales.

At the same time she announced the addition of second dates in Miami, Toronto and New York.

Shortly after, she renamed the tour This Is Me… Live The Greatest Hits in an apparent bid to appeal to fans after initially planning to focus it on her latest album– and first in 10 years.

But despite the rebrand, tickets for her July 6 date at American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas, are being sold for as little as $10 on resale site Seat Checker. The low figure is $26 cheaper than the price of one of her This is Me Now caps from her tour merch.

Swathes of resale tickets are also on offer for the opening night in Orlando, Florida, on June 26, on Ticketmaster.

Performances in Denver, Colorado, and Tulsa, Oklahoma, are selling particularly badly, with row upon row of seats still available, according to the website.

The numbers are also concerning for her double nights at the Kaseya Center in Miami on June 28 and 29, and her hometown shows at Madison Square Garden in New York City on August 16 and 17.

Despite selling the majority of tickets for the first nights, numbers are abysmal for the second, in particular on August 17 - the closing night of the tour - with large numbers of seats still available.

VIP packages for the gig, which range in price from $651 to $4,198, are also proving difficult to shift.

Other acts playing the 19,500-seat MSG arena this summer include Niall Horan and Billy Joel, who are close to selling out, while Pearl Jam has sold out two back-to-back shows in September at full capacity.

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Her face looks drawn.

The ads for Wicked make it look like it's not even a musical. Maybe this is hoped to be J Lo's Star is born; Gaga was Over then that movie revived her.

When portraying an adored gay icon, did JLo draw inspiration from her marriage to Ben?

[quote] That's Sonia Bragga on the right

I thought it was Prince.

Jennifer Lozempic.

Which one of the male prisoners will JLo be playing?

Will this generate a lot of stand-up material?

Eight Dollars??!!

An Eternal Curse on the Producers of this Film!

$8, r50. That's making me wonder what all the people she's bitched about must be thinking...Madonna, Gwyneth...

I've been wondering what her kids and step-kids think of her these days. It's not like it's a secret she made a fool of herself and is getting exposed for the total cunt that she is. You know other kids are laughing at her and whatnot.

Has there ever been a tour of this scale that is similar to the calamity of this disaster?

Eight dollars a ticket isn’t enough to run the air conditioning in the arena.

She’ll be lucky to have Ann-Margret’s career. Only without the charm, talent and likability.

Aren’t the service fees for tickets more than $8?

JLo will be lucky to get booked at Ribfest in Boise, Idaho next year.

[quote] Which teens care about a relatively obscure musical/movie from the 80's and early 90's?

Theater geek teens listen to and rhapsodize about every musical ever on Broadway, poring over OBC recordings and Playbills until they move to NYC to attend theater programs.

I admit, a niche group for sure, but the resilience and regenerating of this group's members decade after decade is not to be ignored!

i absolutely hate that hairstyle she's always sporting in OP's pic...the wispy curls on the side of her face and hair pulled back to show off her receding hairline from...her hair always being pulled back. It's not at all flattering, and especially not in the OP pic.

I was thinking the same thing R58. It’s amazing how many famous women lose their taste when they get older. She used to dress and style herself well, if not too sexy.

Now she just looks rough and skanky. If you look back at her old red carpet appearances, she covered up more/wore looser clothing/had softer hair and makeup. And it was more colorful and suited her coloring better as well.

A real artist reinvents themselves, in subtle ways at a minimum.

JLo, deranged and mentally ill as she is, has just Xeroxed 2004 with the same bad music, same tired look and same tired wedding movies and tried to pass them off as new. She even pulled out the same old boyfriend from 20-years-ago and wants to pass all of it off as fresh, bold and hot.

We’ve seen all of this, JLo. It tasted like shit the last time and it’s even worse reheated. Her lack of talent and accomplishment is crystal clear and the fact that she can’t even sell tickets for a greatest hits tour shows how forgettable and meaningless those “songs” always were.

Just like her.

She deserves this reckoning.

She peaked in her 30s and I don’t think she can let go.

Thank Selena and quietly go away, Jennifer.

I will win an Oscar for this! And if I'm not nominated I will scream RACISM!

Now that JLo is old and her career is over, she should just pretend to be an intellectual and make up wild lies to get attention.

Here's the perfect diva vehicle for Jenny from the block to remake, "Torch Song!" Joan Crawford couldn't sing or dance, either. Imagine JLo in JCraw's role as Jenny Stewart, a Broadway barracuda before there was ever a Helen Lawson! JLo can't help it if she's a Two-Faced Woman... Bring it, why ruin a GOOD musical?!

What are the odds JLo buys all those $8 tickets and makes her tortured staff give them away in supermarket parking lots?

This is a Cat 5 showbiz disaster. She can't even blame anyone else or any economic woes in the world as other performers are selling out arenas and stadiums.

She’s such a nasty, loathsome individual.

Failed Amazon project. New album a bomb. And now this.

Read the room, JLo: it’s over.

She's probably losing her shit over this. I would HATE to be Ben right now...her gaping, black hole of need must be sucking in everything within 2 feet of its orbit.

Oh, come now. JLo is always the happiest and most fulfilled she’s ever been and more soulmated with her most recent husband than you can possibly imagine and has overcome so much adversity it’s as if she should be on the cover of every magazine in the whole wide world as an example to us all.

Wouldn’t it be better to cancel the tour than to sell $8 tickets?

Heroin chic. She's got skin like a defrosted chicken breast!

[quote] Wouldn’t it be better to cancel the tour than to sell $8 tickets?

Never!

Hollywood loves a good comeback.

But it doesn’t love JLo.

I had hope. My God. I live on it. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um - more than any of the other silly girls.

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I don't see this working out for Jennifer, but I'd love it if it did.

R75 = Ben.

Jennifer Lopez is no Sonia Braga!

[quote] her gaping, black hole of need must be sucking in everything within 2 feet of its orbit.

It almost ripped off my goatee.

[quote] I would HATE to be Ben right now.

Just now?! Anyway, Ben's so blotto drunk he's not even sure which Jennifer he's married to at the moment.

If I were her (ie a narcissist facing collapse), I would secretly throw myself off the garage roof and break a leg so I could have an excuse to cancel the tour and get some extra Ben sympathy in the process.

I wish the news about the $8 tickets had come out before the Met Gala. If she knew, it explains her attitude that night.

[quote].I wish the news about the $8 tickets had come out before the Met Gala.

As do I.

Doesn’t she have enough money? Why embarrass herself like this? Cancel the tour and go away for a while.

Tickets for the Dallas show are now down to $7.

Any bets it will go to $5?

Think about it. You can buy two JLo tickets for $7 each then go to McDonald’s for their new $5 meal deal. For two people, that’s a concert and dinner for $24!

Except for having to listen to JLo, that’s a fantastic deal!

And they claim there’s inflation. Pffft.

I've said this before in other threads before this new low (in similar terms):

Just GO AWAY and enjoy your millions, woman! Go vacation for a year, take your husband, enjoy time off, shop, go to a private island, what have you.

STOP ALL THE "LOOK AT ME" ANTICS AND GO AWAY - WE'RE SICK OF YOU.

Enough already.

Ben is probably encouraging her to go on tour so he can go to strip clubs and snort coke off all the dancers asses and ginormous fake tits.

Who would have thought the “Shades of Blue” era would be eclipsed as the nadir of JLo’s career?

[quote]Go vacation for a year, take your husband,

This is terrible advice.

She's starting to get that Ozempic face. Wait till it reaches her ass.

Looks like Jenny From the Block is going for $8 a pop...

R58 and R59 The funny thing about her hair in OP's pic, as ratty as it looks, it's hair extensions that make up the bun too. Her real ratchet-ass hair isn't even shoulder length. Remember the "with my hair like this, it reminds me of the crazy little girl running up and down the block" scene? She has no real hair beyond a few nappy inches.

[quote] Eight dollars a ticket isn’t enough to run the air conditioning in the arena.

Air conditioning is bad for the voice...but that shouldn't be a concern since she won't be singing.

Remember when they took a picture of her ex bf pooping in that NYC skinny building?

Since J. Lo can’t do anything herself, I bet it was ozempic.

This (and Waiting for Tonight) are the only things I appreciate from this woman.

Never forget Anaconda!

She does not look good in this shiny face pic!

R96 she didn’t really sing those songs.

She's the latina Janet Jackson, no voice, a lot of dancing.

Outraged Jabba in 5,4,3...

Oh boy, my first thought too was Jabba is coming.

R92 what scene are you talking about?

One doesn't need to be Janbot, Jabba, or whoever this troll is to appreciate that the music Janet Jackson made with Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis during their imperial phase far outclasses anything J.Lo ever did.

Hi Jabba R104.

[quote] The ads for Wicked make it look like it's not even a musical.

My niece felt tricked when she saw the new Mean Girls film and they started singing.

[quote]My niece felt tricked when she saw the new Mean Girls film and they started singing.

Tell her that life has worse things in store for her.

[quote] My niece felt tricked when she saw the new Mean Girls film and they started singing.

She wouldn't have cared for "Cop Rock" at all.

R94, ????

She has a shitty astrologer

R109 the athlete. His name escapes me but there is a candid of him taking a shit.

I had no idea Peter Onorati could sing, r108.

Just for comparison, you can buy tickets for a show at the Dallas Children’s Theater for $15.

More than twice as much as a JLo ticket. And twice as entertaining.

8 dollars for a ticket is hilarious. Is this real? A ticket to watch a movie in a movie theater costs more.

R109 R111

A Rod poops!!!!

I poop soup.

She is as skinny as her former building.

I saw the original cast of Kiss of the Spider Woman. The show was built around Chita. It only works with a theatrical personality. Liza should have done the movie years ago.

^ Thanksh doll. No one ashked me, but I wash bishy anyway.

In size, personality, appeal or talent, realistically?

Trouble in paradise.

[quote]Trouble in paradise.

Ben’s a fag.

How much money does this bitch lose every time she gets divorced?

I feel Jennifer missed an opportunity to be more loved in Latin American countries and Eastern Europe. She only had to be warmer and fun loving. A bit more el espectáculo de variedades and tarty. But it's just not her personality.

R122 Isn't InTouch the magazine that announced Jennifer Aniston's pregnancy on its cover every two weeks for approximately 15 years?

Yes, r126, Aniston has more kids than Angelina.

Hm. Took a look at the Daily Fail and while there were no "breaking up" or "split" headlines, there WAS one saying that JLo goes house hunting ALONE without Ben Affleck.

Link in next post.

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Can I have her name?

JLH - you don't like being known as the Vajazzaler?