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Jennifer Lopez says she's 'the thinnest I've ever been' after filming Kiss of the Spider Woman

She calls making the musical “exhilarating and exhausting.” Who’s excited to see JLo in Kiss of the Spider Woman?

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by Anonymousreply 132May 15, 2024 10:36 PM

This woman's thirst is unquenchable.

by Anonymousreply 1May 12, 2024 10:24 PM

Face or ass, JLo.

by Anonymousreply 2May 12, 2024 10:27 PM

She’s a terrible choice for this. They should have hired Vanessa Williams.

by Anonymousreply 3May 12, 2024 10:30 PM

Well, she is starting to look her age now.

by Anonymousreply 4May 12, 2024 10:30 PM

How do they not know that this is going to bomb? No one takes Jennifer Lopez seriously. She’s not a box office draw and is completely irrelevant today.

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by Anonymousreply 6May 12, 2024 10:31 PM

Who’s doing the singing?

by Anonymousreply 7May 12, 2024 10:32 PM

With the way Jlo is getting eaten alive on TikTok nowadays, I don't see the marketing and reception of this film going well.

by Anonymousreply 8May 12, 2024 10:33 PM

Ugh. Chita Rivera she is not.

by Anonymousreply 9May 12, 2024 10:33 PM

"Hire an avatar"

by Anonymousreply 10May 12, 2024 10:34 PM

I've never seen the film/seen a production of this so I have no idea if she's a good fit or not.

Is it worth checking out? I do love Raul Julia.

by Anonymousreply 11May 12, 2024 10:36 PM

Thin isnt always the best, especially when youre pushing 60

by Anonymousreply 12May 12, 2024 10:37 PM

She DEFINITELY looks better thinner like this. When she's bigger she starts looking like a heavyweight boxer because of all her muscles.

by Anonymousreply 13May 12, 2024 10:55 PM

[quote]Jennifer Lopez says 'singing and dancing' for “Kiss of the Spider Woman” got her 'the thinnest' she's ever been

Why, did they inject her with Ozempic during the intermission every night?

by Anonymousreply 14May 12, 2024 11:03 PM

In the photo on the left she looks as if she’s contracted a wasting disease.

by Anonymousreply 15May 12, 2024 11:04 PM

Querida, não!

by Anonymousreply 16May 12, 2024 11:24 PM

She's just not likeable.

by Anonymousreply 17May 12, 2024 11:29 PM

That's Sonia Bragga on the right ... Not JLo.

by Anonymousreply 18May 12, 2024 11:56 PM

Stunning observation R18.

by Anonymousreply 19May 13, 2024 12:16 AM

"Kiss of the Spider Woman" is a really terrible musical, and outside of theater queens & teens very few care much about it.

I predict it will be widely ignored when it is released.

by Anonymousreply 20May 13, 2024 12:28 AM

When has she had time? I thought she was on tour.

by Anonymousreply 21May 13, 2024 2:12 AM

She sings?

by Anonymousreply 22May 13, 2024 3:18 AM

She could stand to lose another ten to thirty pounds.

by Anonymousreply 23May 13, 2024 3:24 AM

She’s good at something, look!

by Anonymousreply 24May 13, 2024 3:27 AM

I respectfully disagree with R20. I saw Chita do it on tour and it was terrific. But, J Lo doesn’t have the chops for something like this. Agree that Vanessa Williams would have been a much better choice. This role requires gravitas.

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by Anonymousreply 26May 13, 2024 3:32 AM

Bill Condon and J. Lo? Is this 2004??

by Anonymousreply 27May 13, 2024 3:33 AM

I think she means Ozempic has gotten her the thinnest she’s been.

by Anonymousreply 28May 13, 2024 3:37 AM

I agree R20. No one is going to care about this.

by Anonymousreply 29May 13, 2024 3:38 AM

R20 Which teens care about a relatively obscure musical/movie from the 80's and early 90's? Which teens even know who Chita Rivera is? Are you thinking of gay teen boys from 1985?

by Anonymousreply 30May 13, 2024 5:06 AM

I saw Chita Rivera in London. The musical itself was a thin, unsatisfactory affair, but Chita Rivera elevated it through sheer star power. I don’t think JLo has that capacity.

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by Anonymousreply 32May 13, 2024 8:52 AM

Musicals don’t sell. Flop.

by Anonymousreply 33May 13, 2024 8:54 AM

I don't know her.

by Anonymousreply 34May 13, 2024 8:56 AM

R33 Lopez doesn't sell. Flop.

by Anonymousreply 35May 13, 2024 8:56 AM

The best line in the movie is…wait let me lift my legs. I remember because my pop parents took me to see it in a theatre. Being a gay teen, I thought I’d die, as my mother was so uncomfortable, Dad didn't give a shit.

by Anonymousreply 36May 13, 2024 9:02 AM

I must preface it was the movie with Raul Julia & William Hurt.

by Anonymousreply 37May 13, 2024 9:03 AM

Kiss of The Spider PERSON.

by Anonymousreply 38May 13, 2024 9:13 AM

This film has already shot?

by Anonymousreply 39May 13, 2024 9:30 AM

In March, she quietly canceled seven dates in Cleveland, Nashville, Raleigh, Atlanta, Tampa, New Orleans and Houston between August 20 and 31 amid slow sales.

At the same time she announced the addition of second dates in Miami, Toronto and New York.

Shortly after, she renamed the tour This Is Me… Live The Greatest Hits in an apparent bid to appeal to fans after initially planning to focus it on her latest album– and first in 10 years.

But despite the rebrand, tickets for her July 6 date at American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas, are being sold for as little as $10 on resale site Seat Checker. The low figure is $26 cheaper than the price of one of her This is Me Now caps from her tour merch.

Swathes of resale tickets are also on offer for the opening night in Orlando, Florida, on June 26, on Ticketmaster.

Performances in Denver, Colorado, and Tulsa, Oklahoma, are selling particularly badly, with row upon row of seats still available, according to the website.

The numbers are also concerning for her double nights at the Kaseya Center in Miami on June 28 and 29, and her hometown shows at Madison Square Garden in New York City on August 16 and 17.

Despite selling the majority of tickets for the first nights, numbers are abysmal for the second, in particular on August 17 - the closing night of the tour - with large numbers of seats still available.

VIP packages for the gig, which range in price from $651 to $4,198, are also proving difficult to shift.

Other acts playing the 19,500-seat MSG arena this summer include Niall Horan and Billy Joel, who are close to selling out, while Pearl Jam has sold out two back-to-back shows in September at full capacity.

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by Anonymousreply 41May 13, 2024 10:47 AM

Her face looks drawn.

by Anonymousreply 42May 13, 2024 10:58 AM

The ads for Wicked make it look like it's not even a musical. Maybe this is hoped to be J Lo's Star is born; Gaga was Over then that movie revived her.

by Anonymousreply 43May 13, 2024 11:04 AM

When portraying an adored gay icon, did JLo draw inspiration from her marriage to Ben?

by Anonymousreply 44May 13, 2024 11:21 AM

[quote] That's Sonia Bragga on the right

I thought it was Prince.

by Anonymousreply 45May 13, 2024 11:23 AM

Jennifer Lozempic.

by Anonymousreply 46May 13, 2024 11:31 AM

Which one of the male prisoners will JLo be playing?

by Anonymousreply 47May 13, 2024 11:34 AM
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by Anonymousreply 48May 13, 2024 11:42 AM

Will this generate a lot of stand-up material?

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by Anonymousreply 49May 13, 2024 11:50 AM

Eight Dollars??!!

by Anonymousreply 50May 13, 2024 11:53 AM

An Eternal Curse on the Producers of this Film!

by Anonymousreply 51May 13, 2024 12:11 PM

$8, r50. That's making me wonder what all the people she's bitched about must be thinking...Madonna, Gwyneth...

by Anonymousreply 52May 13, 2024 12:22 PM

I've been wondering what her kids and step-kids think of her these days. It's not like it's a secret she made a fool of herself and is getting exposed for the total cunt that she is. You know other kids are laughing at her and whatnot.

by Anonymousreply 53May 13, 2024 12:41 PM

Has there ever been a tour of this scale that is similar to the calamity of this disaster?

Eight dollars a ticket isn’t enough to run the air conditioning in the arena.

by Anonymousreply 54May 13, 2024 2:24 PM

She’ll be lucky to have Ann-Margret’s career. Only without the charm, talent and likability.

by Anonymousreply 55May 13, 2024 2:27 PM

Aren’t the service fees for tickets more than $8?

JLo will be lucky to get booked at Ribfest in Boise, Idaho next year.

by Anonymousreply 56May 13, 2024 2:35 PM

[quote] Which teens care about a relatively obscure musical/movie from the 80's and early 90's?

Theater geek teens listen to and rhapsodize about every musical ever on Broadway, poring over OBC recordings and Playbills until they move to NYC to attend theater programs.

I admit, a niche group for sure, but the resilience and regenerating of this group's members decade after decade is not to be ignored!

by Anonymousreply 57May 13, 2024 3:40 PM

i absolutely hate that hairstyle she's always sporting in OP's pic...the wispy curls on the side of her face and hair pulled back to show off her receding hairline from...her hair always being pulled back. It's not at all flattering, and especially not in the OP pic.

by Anonymousreply 58May 13, 2024 4:42 PM

I was thinking the same thing R58. It’s amazing how many famous women lose their taste when they get older. She used to dress and style herself well, if not too sexy.

Now she just looks rough and skanky. If you look back at her old red carpet appearances, she covered up more/wore looser clothing/had softer hair and makeup. And it was more colorful and suited her coloring better as well.

by Anonymousreply 59May 13, 2024 5:45 PM

A real artist reinvents themselves, in subtle ways at a minimum.

JLo, deranged and mentally ill as she is, has just Xeroxed 2004 with the same bad music, same tired look and same tired wedding movies and tried to pass them off as new. She even pulled out the same old boyfriend from 20-years-ago and wants to pass all of it off as fresh, bold and hot.

We’ve seen all of this, JLo. It tasted like shit the last time and it’s even worse reheated. Her lack of talent and accomplishment is crystal clear and the fact that she can’t even sell tickets for a greatest hits tour shows how forgettable and meaningless those “songs” always were.

Just like her.

She deserves this reckoning.

by Anonymousreply 60May 13, 2024 6:26 PM

She peaked in her 30s and I don’t think she can let go.

by Anonymousreply 61May 13, 2024 6:31 PM

Thank Selena and quietly go away, Jennifer.

by Anonymousreply 62May 13, 2024 6:35 PM

I will win an Oscar for this! And if I'm not nominated I will scream RACISM!

by Anonymousreply 63May 13, 2024 6:57 PM

Now that JLo is old and her career is over, she should just pretend to be an intellectual and make up wild lies to get attention.

by Anonymousreply 64May 13, 2024 7:46 PM

Here's the perfect diva vehicle for Jenny from the block to remake, "Torch Song!" Joan Crawford couldn't sing or dance, either. Imagine JLo in JCraw's role as Jenny Stewart, a Broadway barracuda before there was ever a Helen Lawson! JLo can't help it if she's a Two-Faced Woman... Bring it, why ruin a GOOD musical?!

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by Anonymousreply 65May 13, 2024 7:48 PM

What are the odds JLo buys all those $8 tickets and makes her tortured staff give them away in supermarket parking lots?

This is a Cat 5 showbiz disaster. She can't even blame anyone else or any economic woes in the world as other performers are selling out arenas and stadiums.

She’s such a nasty, loathsome individual.

Failed Amazon project. New album a bomb. And now this.

Read the room, JLo: it’s over.

by Anonymousreply 66May 13, 2024 8:04 PM

She's probably losing her shit over this. I would HATE to be Ben right now...her gaping, black hole of need must be sucking in everything within 2 feet of its orbit.

by Anonymousreply 67May 13, 2024 8:07 PM

Oh, come now. JLo is always the happiest and most fulfilled she’s ever been and more soulmated with her most recent husband than you can possibly imagine and has overcome so much adversity it’s as if she should be on the cover of every magazine in the whole wide world as an example to us all.

by Anonymousreply 68May 13, 2024 8:15 PM

Wouldn’t it be better to cancel the tour than to sell $8 tickets?

by Anonymousreply 69May 13, 2024 8:16 PM

Heroin chic. She's got skin like a defrosted chicken breast!

by Anonymousreply 70May 13, 2024 8:24 PM

[quote] Wouldn’t it be better to cancel the tour than to sell $8 tickets?


by Anonymousreply 71May 13, 2024 8:24 PM

Hollywood loves a good comeback.

But it doesn’t love JLo.

by Anonymousreply 72May 13, 2024 8:26 PM

I had hope. My God. I live on it. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um - more than any of the other silly girls.

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by Anonymousreply 73May 13, 2024 8:29 PM


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by Anonymousreply 74May 13, 2024 8:31 PM

I don't see this working out for Jennifer, but I'd love it if it did.

by Anonymousreply 75May 13, 2024 8:32 PM

R75 = Ben.

by Anonymousreply 76May 13, 2024 8:33 PM

Jennifer Lopez is no Sonia Braga!

by Anonymousreply 77May 13, 2024 8:39 PM

[quote] her gaping, black hole of need must be sucking in everything within 2 feet of its orbit.

It almost ripped off my goatee.

by Anonymousreply 78May 13, 2024 8:47 PM

[quote] I would HATE to be Ben right now.

Just now?! Anyway, Ben's so blotto drunk he's not even sure which Jennifer he's married to at the moment.

by Anonymousreply 79May 13, 2024 10:04 PM

If I were her (ie a narcissist facing collapse), I would secretly throw myself off the garage roof and break a leg so I could have an excuse to cancel the tour and get some extra Ben sympathy in the process.

by Anonymousreply 80May 13, 2024 11:58 PM

I wish the news about the $8 tickets had come out before the Met Gala. If she knew, it explains her attitude that night.

by Anonymousreply 81May 14, 2024 12:01 AM

[quote].I wish the news about the $8 tickets had come out before the Met Gala.

As do I.

by Anonymousreply 82May 14, 2024 12:24 AM

Doesn’t she have enough money? Why embarrass herself like this? Cancel the tour and go away for a while.

by Anonymousreply 83May 14, 2024 12:27 AM

Tickets for the Dallas show are now down to $7.

Any bets it will go to $5?

by Anonymousreply 84May 14, 2024 12:27 AM

Think about it. You can buy two JLo tickets for $7 each then go to McDonald’s for their new $5 meal deal. For two people, that’s a concert and dinner for $24!

Except for having to listen to JLo, that’s a fantastic deal!

And they claim there’s inflation. Pffft.

by Anonymousreply 85May 14, 2024 12:38 AM

I've said this before in other threads before this new low (in similar terms):

Just GO AWAY and enjoy your millions, woman! Go vacation for a year, take your husband, enjoy time off, shop, go to a private island, what have you.


Enough already.

by Anonymousreply 86May 14, 2024 12:41 AM

Ben is probably encouraging her to go on tour so he can go to strip clubs and snort coke off all the dancers asses and ginormous fake tits.

by Anonymousreply 87May 14, 2024 12:47 AM

Who would have thought the “Shades of Blue” era would be eclipsed as the nadir of JLo’s career?

by Anonymousreply 88May 14, 2024 12:58 AM

[quote]Go vacation for a year, take your husband,

This is terrible advice.

by Anonymousreply 89May 14, 2024 1:06 AM

She's starting to get that Ozempic face. Wait till it reaches her ass.

by Anonymousreply 90May 14, 2024 3:16 AM

Looks like Jenny From the Block is going for $8 a pop...

by Anonymousreply 91May 14, 2024 11:42 AM

R58 and R59 The funny thing about her hair in OP's pic, as ratty as it looks, it's hair extensions that make up the bun too. Her real ratchet-ass hair isn't even shoulder length. Remember the "with my hair like this, it reminds me of the crazy little girl running up and down the block" scene? She has no real hair beyond a few nappy inches.

by Anonymousreply 92May 14, 2024 12:38 PM

[quote] Eight dollars a ticket isn’t enough to run the air conditioning in the arena.

Air conditioning is bad for the voice...but that shouldn't be a concern since she won't be singing.

by Anonymousreply 93May 14, 2024 1:51 PM

Remember when they took a picture of her ex bf pooping in that NYC skinny building?

by Anonymousreply 94May 14, 2024 2:19 PM

Since J. Lo can’t do anything herself, I bet it was ozempic.

by Anonymousreply 95May 14, 2024 2:21 PM

This (and Waiting for Tonight) are the only things I appreciate from this woman.

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by Anonymousreply 96May 14, 2024 2:24 PM

Never forget Anaconda!

by Anonymousreply 97May 14, 2024 2:26 PM

She does not look good in this shiny face pic!

by Anonymousreply 98May 14, 2024 2:38 PM

R96 she didn’t really sing those songs.

by Anonymousreply 99May 14, 2024 3:08 PM

She's the latina Janet Jackson, no voice, a lot of dancing.

by Anonymousreply 100May 14, 2024 3:22 PM

Outraged Jabba in 5,4,3...

by Anonymousreply 101May 14, 2024 3:23 PM

Oh boy, my first thought too was Jabba is coming.

by Anonymousreply 102May 14, 2024 4:22 PM

R92 what scene are you talking about?

by Anonymousreply 103May 14, 2024 4:22 PM

One doesn't need to be Janbot, Jabba, or whoever this troll is to appreciate that the music Janet Jackson made with Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis during their imperial phase far outclasses anything J.Lo ever did.

by Anonymousreply 104May 14, 2024 4:35 PM

Hi Jabba R104.

by Anonymousreply 105May 14, 2024 4:36 PM

[quote] The ads for Wicked make it look like it's not even a musical.

My niece felt tricked when she saw the new Mean Girls film and they started singing.

by Anonymousreply 106May 14, 2024 4:38 PM

[quote]My niece felt tricked when she saw the new Mean Girls film and they started singing.

Tell her that life has worse things in store for her.

by Anonymousreply 107May 14, 2024 4:44 PM

[quote] My niece felt tricked when she saw the new Mean Girls film and they started singing.

She wouldn't have cared for "Cop Rock" at all.

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by Anonymousreply 108May 14, 2024 10:21 PM

R94, ????

by Anonymousreply 109May 14, 2024 10:36 PM

She has a shitty astrologer

by Anonymousreply 110May 14, 2024 10:44 PM

R109 the athlete. His name escapes me but there is a candid of him taking a shit.

by Anonymousreply 111May 14, 2024 10:46 PM

I had no idea Peter Onorati could sing, r108.

by Anonymousreply 112May 14, 2024 10:50 PM

Just for comparison, you can buy tickets for a show at the Dallas Children’s Theater for $15.

More than twice as much as a JLo ticket. And twice as entertaining.

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by Anonymousreply 113May 14, 2024 11:00 PM

8 dollars for a ticket is hilarious. Is this real? A ticket to watch a movie in a movie theater costs more.

by Anonymousreply 114May 14, 2024 11:02 PM

R109 R111

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by Anonymousreply 115May 14, 2024 11:02 PM

A Rod poops!!!!

by Anonymousreply 116May 14, 2024 11:12 PM

I poop soup.

by Anonymousreply 117May 14, 2024 11:17 PM

She is as skinny as her former building.

by Anonymousreply 118May 14, 2024 11:19 PM

I saw the original cast of Kiss of the Spider Woman. The show was built around Chita. It only works with a theatrical personality. Liza should have done the movie years ago.

by Anonymousreply 119May 14, 2024 11:34 PM

^ Thanksh doll. No one ashked me, but I wash bishy anyway.

by Anonymousreply 120May 15, 2024 1:09 AM

In size, personality, appeal or talent, realistically?

by Anonymousreply 121May 15, 2024 1:18 AM

Trouble in paradise.

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by Anonymousreply 122May 15, 2024 4:16 PM

[quote]Trouble in paradise.

Ben’s a fag.

by Anonymousreply 123May 15, 2024 4:29 PM

How much money does this bitch lose every time she gets divorced?

by Anonymousreply 124May 15, 2024 5:00 PM

I feel Jennifer missed an opportunity to be more loved in Latin American countries and Eastern Europe. She only had to be warmer and fun loving. A bit more el espectáculo de variedades and tarty. But it's just not her personality.

by Anonymousreply 125May 15, 2024 7:34 PM

R122 Isn't InTouch the magazine that announced Jennifer Aniston's pregnancy on its cover every two weeks for approximately 15 years?

by Anonymousreply 126May 15, 2024 9:09 PM
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by Anonymousreply 127May 15, 2024 10:07 PM

Yes, r126, Aniston has more kids than Angelina.

by Anonymousreply 128May 15, 2024 10:16 PM

Hm. Took a look at the Daily Fail and while there were no "breaking up" or "split" headlines, there WAS one saying that JLo goes house hunting ALONE without Ben Affleck.

Link in next post.

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by Anonymousreply 130May 15, 2024 10:27 PM

Can I have her name?

by Anonymousreply 131May 15, 2024 10:35 PM

JLH - you don't like being known as the Vajazzaler?

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