Mia and Ronan show off new faces

He looks fucking hot to me. She looks like a salamander.

If you told me they were both wax figures, I would believe it.

OMG how can she show off those arms!? A jacket, my dear! A shawl, a sweater, a wrap, do something! My eyes!!

I think he looks beautiful.

He certainly looks more like Frank than Woody.

It's nice they're reusing bedspread material for their clothes but that doesn't change the fact that MIA IS BITCH!

What bronzer is he using?

Light Egyptian.

They both look just fine.

She has that 'think' under her bottom lip like Cher does. He looks 'doable'.

She’s been a terrific mother to those kids. You can see how devoted they are to her.

The face is full of botox and fillers but the arms look like they are about to decompose.

[quote] She’s been a terrific mother to those kids. You can see how devoted they are to her.

What? One of her kids is married to a former father figure. One has died by suicide. One doesn't even like her (sides with Woody). At least one claimed that she treated them like hired help.

Ronan's suit does look like it belongs on a couch in Joan Rivers' old apartment.

Think they look great.

They look fine. OP, I wonder what your obsession is. I hope things improve.

R11, three of them are dead.

And Mia is dead to Moses.

Lifelike!

His face looks like it's made of a satchel.

I already make "Mia is bitch" club r6. You join, yes?

Mia's hair is much too long for a woman of a certain age. Ronan should have gotten her a mommy makeover for Mother's Day.

R13 And it’s clear who’s to blame and the common denominator of all of it.

Woody

Mia,

Happy Mother's day sis 💐. You look fantastic! Ignore the haters.👎

They both look like Frank.

Mia and Frank are/were dumb as planks of wood. Ronan was a child prodigy at university at age 12 or something.

I'm on Team Woody as baby daddy.

Woody team

And she had an A list movie producer by the balls! No way would she fuck that up, dumb as she was, she was conniving.

I really don't think that Frank Sinatra is Ronan's bio father. If there were even a chance that he was, Mia and Ronan would have already confirmed it (DNA test) and shouted it from the rooftops. Just to get another dig into Woody.

Ronan just doesn't want to admit he's half Jew.

That wouldn't be 'woke.' But he should own his 'smart' genes!

I hope he's using self tanner or he'll be sorry later.

I hope he didn't purchase that suit.

Which one is the woman?

He’s trying to make himself look like Frank Sinatra. He’s def Woody Allen’s kid and he hates that.

He looks okay, agreed she should have covered up. With that she would look younger but face does not match the body.

Ronan is cute, but, that outfit, is he channeling Liberace?

Ronan's hot - very sexy. They both look exactly the same as they always have to me.

If you think Ronan is hot, that tells my you have not been laid in DECADES!

He's beginning to look like Chris Pine's gay brother.

Ronan's face is handsome but his head looks way too big for his body.

Figurines

How many people suspect, as I do, that Miss Ronan Farrow has had surgical work done on his cock and ass?

They look fine, but this pic is also a year or two old. Who is the Datalounger that is so obsessed with the idea that Ronan has had extensive plastic surgery (he hasn’t…maybe some minor nips and tucks but not more than any other average NYC lady who lunches) that they need to bring it up every other week?

33% of the remaining few DL posters live in a zone where all time stands still. They have zero information literacy and don't need it.

Couldn't that guy afford a decent haircut?

I’m getting a weird vibe from that photo.

I’m surprised by how many posters are commenting on Mia’s arms when half of her face looks like it’s melting. Yes, the arms are bad. But the face is downright horrifying.

What do they live on? She hasn't made a movie in years. And he doesn't seem to write anymore. Manhattan is expensive.

I'd be curious to know why things with Jon Lovett fell apart.

[quote]He's beginning to look like Chris Pine's gay brother.

More like his sister in transition.

Isn't Lovett kind of a fatty? Sufficient reason.

R50 not no more.

[quote] What do they live on? She hasn't made a movie in years.

Another son is the CIO of Cisco. He won't let her starve.

I was starting to wonder if they were the same person.

Every time I see Ronan I think about my friend who told me in the 90s that he knew Ronan's therapist. The kid was 2 or 3, and my friend said that he had a "gender disorder." He believed he was a girl. The therapist was a friend of my friend and he said, she specialized in children with this thing, gender disorder. Yep, he said, she has tons of clients whose kids have it. (I was more shocked that she would tell people who her clients were than I was that something called gender disorder existed.) So flash forward and here Ronan is, all cured, successful, but with a different name. I've always wondered who that therapist was but when I asked my friend all these years later, he clammed up and implied I'd made the whole thing up. I didn't.

He finally had good work done. This is a good look on him.

Moses needs to write a memoir: "Child of Satan"

She kinda still looks like herself.

He, on the other hand, is now officially one of the 1960s TV kids’ show “Thunderbird” marionettes.

Didn't Satchel acquire some new and improved dirty pillows?

They could play the waxworks in Sunset Blvd.

Ronan looks great. A little too tan but otherwise great. Mia always looks like a bag lady.

He's a nice guy. Be nice!

#54, but he still calls his butthole 'my pussy'.

Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!

R47 she lives in Connecticut on a fairly expansive estate and I’m sure she’s not hurting for money. But she is going to be in a Broadway play with Patti LuPone later this year

I love and admire Mia, but the 'ethereal waif' look is just absurd after the age of 50.

R48 I have a couple of theories on this because there are only so many things that could cause them to go from engaged, publicly gushing about each other and buying a multimillion house together to suddenly breaking up and pretending the whole relationship never happened.

#1 One or both of them cheated. This is the less likely option to me but would explain why Ronan threw an extravagant birthday party not long afterward where he literally dressed like Princess Diana and sent out invitations titled “Ronan’s Revenge” talking about leaving the royal family

#2 They had an open relationship but different approaches to it because Jon had a “don’t ask don’t tell, not in the house, not when we’re in the same city” etc. attitude and Ronan wanted to do everything together. And tensions on that built up to the breaking point eventually. This seems like the more likely explanation to me. I also think Jon broke his own rules on this because if you read between the lines of CATCH & KILL it sounds like Ronan was sexting some dude he met on Instagram and hooking up with randos but Jon had someone else he was seeing on a regular basis.

All wild speculation on my part but hey if we’re gonna speculate let’s speculate!

Mia's family is famous. Her mom was Jane in Tarzan and her dad was an Australian director.

R50 R51 he’s too skinny now if you ask me. A prime case of someone who really did not need a weight loss drug and traded a thin body for looking older. Living in Hollywood got to his head.

R67 Hey Rip Van Winkle you've been asleep for 60 years? Welcome back.

You bitches are so mean, I think they both look lovely.

R68, they both looked much better here!

There must have been a 2 for 1 sale - they bought the same face!

R72 Or…they had the same face to begin with?

He has Frank’s eyes.

Why so much DL hate for Ronan Farrow? He seems pretty harmless.

Nice to see RF took a break from trying to fuck every twink in NYC to spend some time with mommy

R55 Why did he ever need any work done? He's 36.

I heard he was allegedly into Scat and is an “eater”.

That’s the best he’s looked in ages - but is it really the work of a surgeon, or did he just have a total style/grooming makeover?

He is so pretty

Bottom for sure

79 year old women shouldn't wear that girlish hairstyle.

That smile has been posed in the mirror 1 million times before he ever got to this event, he’s trying his best to not show a single wrinkle

Did he tire of the "intellectual" look? The only things missing are a lion and a ring of fire.

.....

He looks like a lesbian talk show host. She looks like a deranged ex-hippie with a overgrown front yard full of political signs, broken lawn furniture and a couple of dead VW Buses sinking into the morass.

Good Lord, I thought this was a throwback pic of Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift.

"Image Consultants" (they don't like labels)

Mia and Ronan show off new feces

She and Woody Allen resemble each other now.

Amazing how someone who's apparently so brainy and serious-minded would choose that look.

I wonder if Ronan will watch his Ex on 'Survivor' Season 47 this year? How long will Jon last on the show?

I wonder how long Jon lasted in Ronan's ass.

Two Golden Girls!

How blind can you be not to see that kid looks like Sinatra?

Someone a few years ago posted that he looks like younger Mia, who looked unsettlingly like Sinatra.

I’m trying to keep an open mind and believe that Woody really is Ronan’s bio-dad, but, try as I might, I don’t see any sign of Woody‘s DNA in Ronan.

Young Frank:

Ronan:

[Quote] I don’t see any sign of Woody‘s DNA in Ronan.

That's because he left it all in me.

Dylan, is that your truth?

Ronan actually looks more like Sinatra in the 1950s.

Darkest comment of the month, R99. Bravo 👏

Faces not worth showing off.

y'all say he looks like this or that...he looks like his momma!

I can’t picture anyone having sex with that thing in R96, and that was when he was about to hit his prime. It was downhill from there. Why, Mia?

Big horsey cock on that dude.