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Mia and Ronan show off new faces

They look like the creatures from The Dark Crystal.

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by Anonymousreply 106May 26, 2024 10:17 PM

He looks fucking hot to me. She looks like a salamander.

by Anonymousreply 1May 12, 2024 8:04 PM

If you told me they were both wax figures, I would believe it.

by Anonymousreply 2May 12, 2024 8:06 PM

OMG how can she show off those arms!? A jacket, my dear! A shawl, a sweater, a wrap, do something! My eyes!!

by Anonymousreply 3May 12, 2024 8:07 PM

I think he looks beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 4May 12, 2024 8:08 PM

He certainly looks more like Frank than Woody.

by Anonymousreply 5May 12, 2024 8:08 PM

It's nice they're reusing bedspread material for their clothes but that doesn't change the fact that MIA IS BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 6May 12, 2024 8:14 PM

What bronzer is he using?

by Anonymousreply 7May 12, 2024 8:18 PM

Light Egyptian.

by Anonymousreply 8May 12, 2024 8:20 PM

They both look just fine.

by Anonymousreply 9May 12, 2024 8:22 PM

She has that 'think' under her bottom lip like Cher does. He looks 'doable'.

by Anonymousreply 10May 12, 2024 8:23 PM

She’s been a terrific mother to those kids. You can see how devoted they are to her.

by Anonymousreply 11May 12, 2024 8:26 PM

The face is full of botox and fillers but the arms look like they are about to decompose.

by Anonymousreply 12May 12, 2024 8:28 PM

[quote] She’s been a terrific mother to those kids. You can see how devoted they are to her.

What? One of her kids is married to a former father figure. One has died by suicide. One doesn't even like her (sides with Woody). At least one claimed that she treated them like hired help.

by Anonymousreply 13May 12, 2024 8:29 PM

Ronan's suit does look like it belongs on a couch in Joan Rivers' old apartment.

by Anonymousreply 14May 12, 2024 8:29 PM

Think they look great.

by Anonymousreply 15May 12, 2024 8:30 PM

They look fine. OP, I wonder what your obsession is. I hope things improve.

by Anonymousreply 16May 12, 2024 8:31 PM

R11, three of them are dead.

And Mia is dead to Moses.

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by Anonymousreply 17May 12, 2024 8:33 PM


by Anonymousreply 18May 12, 2024 8:38 PM

His face looks like it's made of a satchel.

by Anonymousreply 19May 12, 2024 8:40 PM

I already make "Mia is bitch" club r6. You join, yes?

by Anonymousreply 20May 12, 2024 8:40 PM

Mia's hair is much too long for a woman of a certain age. Ronan should have gotten her a mommy makeover for Mother's Day.

by Anonymousreply 21May 12, 2024 8:42 PM

R13 And it’s clear who’s to blame and the common denominator of all of it.


by Anonymousreply 22May 12, 2024 8:45 PM


Happy Mother's day sis 💐. You look fantastic! Ignore the haters.👎

by Anonymousreply 23May 12, 2024 8:46 PM

They both look like Frank.

by Anonymousreply 24May 12, 2024 9:30 PM

Mia and Frank are/were dumb as planks of wood. Ronan was a child prodigy at university at age 12 or something.

I'm on Team Woody as baby daddy.

by Anonymousreply 25May 12, 2024 9:53 PM

Woody team

by Anonymousreply 26May 12, 2024 9:55 PM

And she had an A list movie producer by the balls! No way would she fuck that up, dumb as she was, she was conniving.

by Anonymousreply 27May 12, 2024 9:55 PM

I really don't think that Frank Sinatra is Ronan's bio father. If there were even a chance that he was, Mia and Ronan would have already confirmed it (DNA test) and shouted it from the rooftops. Just to get another dig into Woody.

by Anonymousreply 28May 12, 2024 9:55 PM

Ronan just doesn't want to admit he's half Jew.

by Anonymousreply 29May 12, 2024 9:57 PM

That wouldn't be 'woke.' But he should own his 'smart' genes!

by Anonymousreply 30May 12, 2024 9:58 PM

I hope he's using self tanner or he'll be sorry later.

by Anonymousreply 31May 12, 2024 9:59 PM

I hope he didn't purchase that suit.

by Anonymousreply 32May 12, 2024 9:59 PM

Which one is the woman?

by Anonymousreply 33May 12, 2024 10:03 PM

He’s trying to make himself look like Frank Sinatra. He’s def Woody Allen’s kid and he hates that.

by Anonymousreply 34May 12, 2024 10:05 PM

He looks okay, agreed she should have covered up. With that she would look younger but face does not match the body.

by Anonymousreply 35May 12, 2024 10:08 PM

Ronan is cute, but, that outfit, is he channeling Liberace?

by Anonymousreply 36May 12, 2024 10:08 PM

Ronan's hot - very sexy. They both look exactly the same as they always have to me.

by Anonymousreply 37May 12, 2024 10:11 PM

If you think Ronan is hot, that tells my you have not been laid in DECADES!

by Anonymousreply 38May 12, 2024 10:14 PM

He's beginning to look like Chris Pine's gay brother.

by Anonymousreply 39May 12, 2024 11:52 PM

Ronan's face is handsome but his head looks way too big for his body.


by Anonymousreply 40May 13, 2024 12:15 AM

How many people suspect, as I do, that Miss Ronan Farrow has had surgical work done on his cock and ass?

by Anonymousreply 41May 13, 2024 12:31 PM

They look fine, but this pic is also a year or two old. Who is the Datalounger that is so obsessed with the idea that Ronan has had extensive plastic surgery (he hasn’t…maybe some minor nips and tucks but not more than any other average NYC lady who lunches) that they need to bring it up every other week?

by Anonymousreply 42May 14, 2024 5:34 PM

33% of the remaining few DL posters live in a zone where all time stands still. They have zero information literacy and don't need it.

by Anonymousreply 43May 14, 2024 6:03 PM

Couldn't that guy afford a decent haircut?

by Anonymousreply 44May 14, 2024 8:39 PM

I’m getting a weird vibe from that photo.

by Anonymousreply 45May 14, 2024 8:43 PM

I’m surprised by how many posters are commenting on Mia’s arms when half of her face looks like it’s melting. Yes, the arms are bad. But the face is downright horrifying.

by Anonymousreply 46May 14, 2024 8:53 PM

What do they live on? She hasn't made a movie in years. And he doesn't seem to write anymore. Manhattan is expensive.

by Anonymousreply 47May 14, 2024 9:06 PM

I'd be curious to know why things with Jon Lovett fell apart.

by Anonymousreply 48May 14, 2024 9:15 PM

[quote]He's beginning to look like Chris Pine's gay brother.

More like his sister in transition.

by Anonymousreply 49May 14, 2024 9:17 PM

Isn't Lovett kind of a fatty? Sufficient reason.

by Anonymousreply 50May 14, 2024 10:58 PM

R50 not no more.

by Anonymousreply 51May 14, 2024 11:11 PM

[quote] What do they live on? She hasn't made a movie in years.

Another son is the CIO of Cisco. He won't let her starve.

by Anonymousreply 52May 15, 2024 12:09 AM

I was starting to wonder if they were the same person.

by Anonymousreply 53May 15, 2024 12:11 AM

Every time I see Ronan I think about my friend who told me in the 90s that he knew Ronan's therapist. The kid was 2 or 3, and my friend said that he had a "gender disorder." He believed he was a girl. The therapist was a friend of my friend and he said, she specialized in children with this thing, gender disorder. Yep, he said, she has tons of clients whose kids have it. (I was more shocked that she would tell people who her clients were than I was that something called gender disorder existed.) So flash forward and here Ronan is, all cured, successful, but with a different name. I've always wondered who that therapist was but when I asked my friend all these years later, he clammed up and implied I'd made the whole thing up. I didn't.

by Anonymousreply 54May 15, 2024 1:02 AM

He finally had good work done. This is a good look on him.

by Anonymousreply 55May 15, 2024 1:04 AM

Moses needs to write a memoir: "Child of Satan"

by Anonymousreply 56May 15, 2024 1:05 AM

She kinda still looks like herself.

He, on the other hand, is now officially one of the 1960s TV kids’ show “Thunderbird” marionettes.

by Anonymousreply 57May 15, 2024 1:10 AM

Didn't Satchel acquire some new and improved dirty pillows?

by Anonymousreply 58May 15, 2024 1:10 AM

They could play the waxworks in Sunset Blvd.

by Anonymousreply 59May 15, 2024 1:14 AM

Ronan looks great. A little too tan but otherwise great. Mia always looks like a bag lady.

by Anonymousreply 60May 15, 2024 1:34 AM

He's a nice guy. Be nice!

by Anonymousreply 61May 15, 2024 2:33 AM

#54, but he still calls his butthole 'my pussy'.

by Anonymousreply 62May 15, 2024 2:35 AM

Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!

by Anonymousreply 63May 15, 2024 2:37 AM

R47 she lives in Connecticut on a fairly expansive estate and I’m sure she’s not hurting for money. But she is going to be in a Broadway play with Patti LuPone later this year

by Anonymousreply 64May 15, 2024 12:10 PM

I love and admire Mia, but the 'ethereal waif' look is just absurd after the age of 50.

by Anonymousreply 65May 15, 2024 12:18 PM

R48 I have a couple of theories on this because there are only so many things that could cause them to go from engaged, publicly gushing about each other and buying a multimillion house together to suddenly breaking up and pretending the whole relationship never happened.

#1 One or both of them cheated. This is the less likely option to me but would explain why Ronan threw an extravagant birthday party not long afterward where he literally dressed like Princess Diana and sent out invitations titled “Ronan’s Revenge” talking about leaving the royal family

#2 They had an open relationship but different approaches to it because Jon had a “don’t ask don’t tell, not in the house, not when we’re in the same city” etc. attitude and Ronan wanted to do everything together. And tensions on that built up to the breaking point eventually. This seems like the more likely explanation to me. I also think Jon broke his own rules on this because if you read between the lines of CATCH & KILL it sounds like Ronan was sexting some dude he met on Instagram and hooking up with randos but Jon had someone else he was seeing on a regular basis.

All wild speculation on my part but hey if we’re gonna speculate let’s speculate!

by Anonymousreply 66May 15, 2024 12:20 PM

Mia's family is famous. Her mom was Jane in Tarzan and her dad was an Australian director.

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by Anonymousreply 67May 15, 2024 12:36 PM

R50 R51 he’s too skinny now if you ask me. A prime case of someone who really did not need a weight loss drug and traded a thin body for looking older. Living in Hollywood got to his head.

by Anonymousreply 68May 15, 2024 12:56 PM

R67 Hey Rip Van Winkle you've been asleep for 60 years? Welcome back.

by Anonymousreply 69May 15, 2024 3:11 PM

You bitches are so mean, I think they both look lovely.

by Anonymousreply 70May 15, 2024 3:50 PM

R68, they both looked much better here!

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by Anonymousreply 71May 15, 2024 4:13 PM

There must have been a 2 for 1 sale - they bought the same face!

by Anonymousreply 72May 15, 2024 4:19 PM

R72 Or…they had the same face to begin with?

by Anonymousreply 73May 15, 2024 6:11 PM

He has Frank’s eyes.

by Anonymousreply 74May 25, 2024 7:30 PM

Why so much DL hate for Ronan Farrow? He seems pretty harmless.

by Anonymousreply 75May 25, 2024 7:35 PM

Nice to see RF took a break from trying to fuck every twink in NYC to spend some time with mommy

by Anonymousreply 76May 25, 2024 7:37 PM

R55 Why did he ever need any work done? He's 36.

by Anonymousreply 77May 25, 2024 7:38 PM

I heard he was allegedly into Scat and is an “eater”.

by Anonymousreply 78May 25, 2024 7:38 PM

That’s the best he’s looked in ages - but is it really the work of a surgeon, or did he just have a total style/grooming makeover?

by Anonymousreply 79May 25, 2024 7:41 PM

He is so pretty

Bottom for sure

by Anonymousreply 80May 25, 2024 7:41 PM

79 year old women shouldn't wear that girlish hairstyle.

by Anonymousreply 81May 25, 2024 7:42 PM

That smile has been posed in the mirror 1 million times before he ever got to this event, he’s trying his best to not show a single wrinkle

by Anonymousreply 82May 25, 2024 7:43 PM

Did he tire of the "intellectual" look? The only things missing are a lion and a ring of fire.

by Anonymousreply 83May 25, 2024 8:58 PM


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by Anonymousreply 84May 25, 2024 9:40 PM

He looks like a lesbian talk show host. She looks like a deranged ex-hippie with a overgrown front yard full of political signs, broken lawn furniture and a couple of dead VW Buses sinking into the morass.

by Anonymousreply 85May 25, 2024 10:03 PM

Good Lord, I thought this was a throwback pic of Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift.

by Anonymousreply 86May 25, 2024 10:17 PM

"Image Consultants" (they don't like labels)

by Anonymousreply 87May 25, 2024 11:55 PM

Mia and Ronan show off new feces

by Anonymousreply 88May 26, 2024 12:04 AM

She and Woody Allen resemble each other now.

by Anonymousreply 89May 26, 2024 12:05 AM

Amazing how someone who's apparently so brainy and serious-minded would choose that look.

by Anonymousreply 90May 26, 2024 12:14 AM

I wonder if Ronan will watch his Ex on 'Survivor' Season 47 this year? How long will Jon last on the show?

by Anonymousreply 91May 26, 2024 12:43 AM

I wonder how long Jon lasted in Ronan's ass.

by Anonymousreply 92May 26, 2024 12:46 AM

Two Golden Girls!

by Anonymousreply 93May 26, 2024 5:52 AM

How blind can you be not to see that kid looks like Sinatra?

by Anonymousreply 94May 26, 2024 6:51 AM

Someone a few years ago posted that he looks like younger Mia, who looked unsettlingly like Sinatra.

by Anonymousreply 95May 26, 2024 7:01 AM

I’m trying to keep an open mind and believe that Woody really is Ronan’s bio-dad, but, try as I might, I don’t see any sign of Woody‘s DNA in Ronan.

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by Anonymousreply 96May 26, 2024 7:49 AM

Young Frank:

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by Anonymousreply 97May 26, 2024 7:52 AM


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by Anonymousreply 98May 26, 2024 7:54 AM

[Quote] I don’t see any sign of Woody‘s DNA in Ronan.

That's because he left it all in me.

by Anonymousreply 99May 26, 2024 8:19 AM

Dylan, is that your truth?

by Anonymousreply 100May 26, 2024 2:47 PM

Ronan actually looks more like Sinatra in the 1950s.

by Anonymousreply 101May 26, 2024 6:24 PM

Darkest comment of the month, R99. Bravo 👏

by Anonymousreply 102May 26, 2024 6:40 PM

Faces not worth showing off.

by Anonymousreply 103May 26, 2024 6:53 PM

y'all say he looks like this or that...he looks like his momma!

by Anonymousreply 104May 26, 2024 7:03 PM

I can’t picture anyone having sex with that thing in R96, and that was when he was about to hit his prime. It was downhill from there. Why, Mia?

by Anonymousreply 105May 26, 2024 7:29 PM

Big horsey cock on that dude.

by Anonymousreply 106May 26, 2024 10:17 PM
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