A Cock in Full

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It is but a prosthetic, people of Badteefland, calm down.

R2- A prosthetic?

Then I’m not interested.

Here we go:

I choose to believe Tom Pelphrey has an estimable dong. I'd have no problem getting on my knees to enjoy it.

Cheap thrills. We should know.

Greek actors used to wear those during comedic performances 2500 years ago.

I’m watching an old BBC mystery series —Inspector Alleyn Mysteries—from 1990. I was surprised at the casual nudity.

"Confronted" by an erect penis?

That term invests a lot of power to horrify and cause stampedes to escape. An image rather like a group of elephants hysterically banging around in a compound at the sight of a mouse.

Penises are confrontational when they're about to be forced into one's ass, mouth, or cunt. And it's the men behind them who are doing the confronting, in those contexts.

[quote]"Confronted" by an erect penis?

Some would say "comforted."

If it is prosthetic, whoever designed it was clearly one of us because it's a nice facsimile of the real thing.

Why do no ibb posts open

I’m surprised this thread has so few comments. This thread is about cock. Cock! Cock! Cock!

It's a nice dick, prosthetic or not.

It seems like he has huge balls....unsure if those are the real ones or part of the prosthetic.

Where’s the uncensored version?

It moves like a piece of hard plastic. Lame.

[quote]'Viewers shouldn't be forced to see pornography. This trend will end in tears as it's depressing, unmysterious and taking away some of life's magic.'

Mary!

I LOVE THIS for the British.

[bold]Don't you get confrontational with me, Dickie."[/bold]

A close-up of the confrontational cock. Looks like a prosthetic. Maybe the same one from Boogie Nights?

Here's some free advice, Britons. If you can't handle seeing an erect cock (prosthetic or not), don't watch shows called, "A Man in Full." You're welcome.

Fake cock that's been mutilated.

The only thing that's mutilated, r22, is your mind.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Fake or not, I'd probably sit on it if I was drunk.

Why is he naked and erect talking to a fully clothed man? Did he get caught jerking off or something?

Wasn’t there erect cocks in both Euphoria (Season 2 episode 1in the stripclub shooting) and in May December? Both allegedly fake, but still.

I thought the British prided themselves on their unflappability. Was I misled? And how did their schools get “shocked?” This confrontational-penis-showing film was presented in them? My, how things have changed.

I’ll be back. I need to confirm my suspicion that Mercury has gone retrograde.

The Brits used to be known for their stiff upper lips. Now it's stiff dicks.