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Let's be the Villages in Florida!

I'm the astronomical Baby Boomer STI rate amongst 70 year olds.

I'm the 90% pro Trump voting rate.

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by Anonymousreply 108May 21, 2024 1:07 AM

I'm FOX News everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 1May 12, 2024 9:55 AM

Gen Xers are now old enough to live in the Villages!

by Anonymousreply 2May 12, 2024 10:18 AM

No words!🤣

by Anonymousreply 3May 12, 2024 10:33 AM

Ok, I'm one of the snazzy golf carts with various flags waving.

by Anonymousreply 4May 12, 2024 10:35 AM

I wonder if Gen Xers will start moving into the Villages!!

by Anonymousreply 5May 12, 2024 10:37 AM

I'm the wrinkled punani

by Anonymousreply 6May 12, 2024 10:38 AM

I'm the Villages, people.

by Anonymousreply 7May 12, 2024 10:38 AM

I'm old man smell

by Anonymousreply 8May 12, 2024 10:40 AM

I'm yacht rock.

by Anonymousreply 9May 12, 2024 10:44 AM

I'm the inexplicably increasing fascist tendencies that are at their strongest just before death.

by Anonymousreply 10May 12, 2024 10:45 AM

You're moving to Florida!

Why not?

by Anonymousreply 11May 12, 2024 10:46 AM

I'm Elaine!

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by Anonymousreply 12May 12, 2024 10:46 AM

I'm old hags stuck with their 1970s hair

by Anonymousreply 13May 12, 2024 10:47 AM

I am the old moron who does not understand that 10 new cases per 1000 among the over 70 + crowd is seen as a massive increase in std s but many 100s of an increase among the younger high risk say in San Francisco is hardly a blip so I run around claiming the villages is std central.

by Anonymousreply 14May 12, 2024 10:50 AM

I’m the car circling the Publix parking lot looking for a spot as close to the front door as possible

by Anonymousreply 15May 12, 2024 10:51 AM

R14 absolutely NOBODY wants to think about senior citizens fucking. How gross

by Anonymousreply 16May 12, 2024 10:52 AM


“Daddy daddy fuck me please”

Yes it’s not like young men pretending to be a 13 yo think and verbalize about old men fucking them,

by Anonymousreply 17May 12, 2024 10:58 AM

R17 can you even get it up?

by Anonymousreply 18May 12, 2024 10:59 AM


by Anonymousreply 19May 12, 2024 11:02 AM


Trolling for old man dick once again I see

by Anonymousreply 20May 12, 2024 11:11 AM

R20 Nobody wants your old wrinkled balls except some desperate cougar in the Villages.

by Anonymousreply 21May 12, 2024 11:14 AM

Whatever, R2. Whatever.

by Anonymousreply 22May 12, 2024 11:20 AM

I'm The Villages Hospital where you are guaranteed to get the worst care and doctors possible.

by Anonymousreply 23May 12, 2024 11:20 AM

R22 grunge music will be brought to the Villages this year.

by Anonymousreply 24May 12, 2024 11:22 AM

Senior Lesbian is way too cool to move there, r19

by Anonymousreply 25May 12, 2024 11:26 AM

R25 doesn't she live in a Florida trailer? I doubt she could afford it.

by Anonymousreply 26May 12, 2024 11:27 AM

“Come to daddy!”

by Anonymousreply 27May 12, 2024 11:48 AM

I don't think she'd move there even if she could afford it, r26. Yes, she lives in a trailer in a swamp.

by Anonymousreply 28May 12, 2024 11:49 AM

I'm OAN.

by Anonymousreply 29May 12, 2024 11:52 AM

Can't imagine living your whole life and then voluntarily spending the rest of it in the horrible soupy humidity of Florida.

by Anonymousreply 30May 12, 2024 11:53 AM

I'm Jimmy Buffett's music

by Anonymousreply 31May 12, 2024 11:56 AM

I'm Linda Ronstadt queefing their way.

by Anonymousreply 32May 12, 2024 11:57 AM

I am the the very visible low representation of Black , Hispanic and LGB retirees. And it has nothing to do with having enough money to purchase a home there.

by Anonymousreply 33May 12, 2024 12:13 PM

R25 and R26, you are both correct.

I once met a black woman who lives in The Villages, and one of my neighbors here in the Forest has a lesbian niece who lives there with her partner. I can't imagine.

The handful of times I've been there (it's only 1/2 hour south of me), it's made my skin crawl. The golf carts especially set my teeth on edge.

Once I saw a guy in their nearby Walmart who was wearing a T-shirt that said, "Don't be afraid -- I'm not from The Villages."

by Anonymousreply 34May 12, 2024 12:28 PM

[quote] senior lesbian


by Anonymousreply 35May 12, 2024 12:31 PM

R34 wouldn't you feel at home amongst all your fellow Senior Baby Boomers?

by Anonymousreply 36May 12, 2024 12:32 PM

R36? I'm only barely a Boomer. I'm actually in the crew between the Boomers and the Xers, sometimes called "Generation Jones."

Secondly, I have absolutely nothing in common with a bunch of elderly upper middle class straight Republican golfers drowning in polyester and racism.

But you already knew that, didn't you?

by Anonymousreply 37May 12, 2024 12:42 PM

[quote] "Generation Jones."

No wonder you're a cunt.

You encapsulate the very worst of Baby Boomers AND Gen X, which is what Generation Jones is.

by Anonymousreply 38May 12, 2024 12:46 PM

I'm the fat asses in diapers and the flatulence and leakage and the red MAGA caps.

by Anonymousreply 39May 12, 2024 12:50 PM

I'm the whining and blaming everything on young people.

by Anonymousreply 40May 12, 2024 12:52 PM

I'm the couple in golf attire at the Publix Customer Service Desk returning blueberry muffins from the bakery because they have TOO MANY blueberries in them and the Publix associate apologizing profusely for the too many blueberries.

by Anonymousreply 41May 12, 2024 1:06 PM

R41 It's amusing watching these Baby Boomer turds try to act tough in public now that they're in their elderly age.

by Anonymousreply 42May 12, 2024 1:08 PM

I’m the Lexus SUV that drives through the front of a local business establishment.

by Anonymousreply 43May 12, 2024 1:35 PM

I’m the men’s coffee clutches. We compare our Trump merch and swap ED meds.

by Anonymousreply 44May 12, 2024 1:39 PM

I’m the alligator in the retention pond that’s been eying that fat old broad who walks her little yapping dog too close to the water’s edge.

by Anonymousreply 45May 12, 2024 1:46 PM

I'm the wrinkly elders deciding which color shower poof to adorn our golf cart with this week.

What type of naughtiness do we feel like getting into this week?

by Anonymousreply 46May 12, 2024 1:49 PM

I'm the guy who goes across the street and asks widow who just moved in if she would like to join me in my hot tub as my wife has gone to visit new grandchild "up north". When widow turns me down, I go home, get my gun and come back and shoot up her front door. My wife then has to fly back home and bail me out of jail.

by Anonymousreply 47May 12, 2024 1:58 PM

I'm the retiree who goes to visit my husband in the infamous Villages Hospital and finds his mistress there. I chase her out to the parking lot and she locks herself in her car. I ninja kick the sideview mirrors off her car and refuse to move so she can back out and leave. She calls police. Police Officer arrives and I proceed to ninja kick him in his family jewels. He calls for back up, massive back up arrives and I proceed to do my ninja spinning kicks trying to kick them all in their family jewels. They wrestle me to the ground, HOGTIE me and put in the squad car HOGTIED.

by Anonymousreply 48May 12, 2024 2:05 PM


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by Anonymousreply 49May 12, 2024 2:16 PM

I'm an undead zombie among undead zombies somehow pretending to be the only true Americans.

by Anonymousreply 50May 12, 2024 2:17 PM

I'm all the ugly.

by Anonymousreply 51May 12, 2024 11:03 PM

I'm the viagra

by Anonymousreply 52May 15, 2024 4:14 AM

I'm letters to the editor!

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by Anonymousreply 53May 15, 2024 4:18 AM

R36, I'm hard-core Boomer and would LOATHE everything about the Fascist MAGA diseased golf-carted mutton-dressed-as-lamb hell-hole called "The Villages"!

by Anonymousreply 54May 15, 2024 4:33 AM

R54 Most of your generation is like that

by Anonymousreply 55May 15, 2024 4:41 AM

I started this thread, last year, about the Villages. IMO, it was a pretty good thread. I got accused of being some type of shill.

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by Anonymousreply 56May 15, 2024 4:51 AM

Your proof, r55?

by Anonymousreply 57May 15, 2024 10:09 AM

I am the old guy walking by the Villages or similar. I have no money for something like this, I have no retirement savings, I have no lover or SO to help or share the costs, I am just a sad lonely depressed man with no real career to speak of wondering what life might be like if I had a life like this in a place like the V.

Then I go back to the room I rent in a house, get on line, and start a thread making fun of the Villages.

by Anonymousreply 58May 15, 2024 11:00 AM

Found the DL Villager

by Anonymousreply 59May 15, 2024 11:18 AM


Not even remotely close. Not now not ever. But I do realize I am on the saddest most full of depressed people forum with so little hope for the future that I have ever seen. Seemingly full of wanting to be early dead kind of people.

It only stands to reason that people like this would start and contribute to a thread making fun of people who are living what I assume is a pretty well off very happy retirement life.

But it’s a guess I m never going to Florida to find out for sure.

by Anonymousreply 60May 15, 2024 11:42 AM

Maybe they don’t like the politics at the Villages?

by Anonymousreply 61May 15, 2024 12:11 PM

R46 🤣 'naughtiness'.

by Anonymousreply 62May 15, 2024 12:16 PM

They are very 'Stepford' + a few decades. Interesting movie.

by Anonymousreply 63May 15, 2024 12:22 PM

R60, If by "well-off" you mean "retired Republicans who benefitted from regressive tax laws to make them even wealthier and who adore America's favorite Fascist," then yes.

by Anonymousreply 64May 16, 2024 10:59 PM

I'm Roger Stone, and I'd feel right at home here what with all the 80 year old greasy, orange skinned, slicked back hair player pimp wannabes running around here.

by Anonymousreply 65May 16, 2024 11:17 PM

Ewww Roger Stone so nasty! 🤢

by Anonymousreply 66May 16, 2024 11:36 PM

I'm 55 and ready to ride! Outside of the Villages, I'm old. Inside the Villages, I'm young and prime meat!

by Anonymousreply 67May 17, 2024 12:07 AM

I'm the scam center they call thinking it's Microsoft tech support.

by Anonymousreply 68May 17, 2024 12:09 AM

The actual Trump rate was 68/32. Yeah, still very much Trump. But 1 in 3 is still significant dissent.

by Anonymousreply 69May 17, 2024 12:17 AM

Politics aside, it's a pretty extreme lifestyle, r60. I watched "Some Kind of Heaven" and it looked like a bunch of people who were desperately pretending to have fun. The vibe was very much "look at how much fun we're having, doesn't it look fun? Everything here is fun". Then there's the whole weird thing about only wanting to be around people your own age. You're assuming that people are criticizing The Villages because they can't afford to live there and I think that's a flawed assumption.

by Anonymousreply 70May 17, 2024 12:37 AM

R38, leave Generation Jones alone! I have some very cool friends in that cohort.

by Anonymousreply 71May 17, 2024 1:20 AM

Don't worry, H&H @ R71. I think that might actually be someone I know (who hates my guts). Long story better left untold.

That's what I get for telling everybody how much I love DL!

by Anonymousreply 72May 17, 2024 1:28 AM

A guy at work was recently discussing how he plans to retire in 4 years and move from NY to the Villages in Florida. I tried to sound supportive of his decision, but I couldn't think of a worse place to go to live out the rest of my life.

by Anonymousreply 73May 17, 2024 1:37 AM

I’m the digital clock on the oven flashing “12:00”

by Anonymousreply 74May 17, 2024 1:47 AM

[quote]We live over in town, miles away. So there won't be anyone around if you need help. We couldn't hear you. In the night. No one could. No one lives any nearer than town. No one will come any nearer than that.

- Brett Conyers, E-Z Go Golf Cart Technician

by Anonymousreply 75May 17, 2024 2:03 AM

I read an article about older guys living out of their cars who park in the villages, hoping to nab a single older woman who will take them in.

But only if she was slim and looked after herself.

My dudes. Just stop.

by Anonymousreply 76May 17, 2024 6:46 AM


Spot On

It’s the exact same thing with orgies just like the Villages .

A lot of people desperately looking like they are having fun and only wanting to spend their time around other desperate men pretending they are having fun while naked.

And then the men all gather after taking a shit load of pills to help with all those diseases and make fun of the old village guys out there in the sun playing golf.

by Anonymousreply 77May 17, 2024 10:50 AM

You people have hit the nail on the head. I loved seeing the The Villages and felt an overriding theme while watching the sloowww-moving film. it was very pervasive but I couldn't name it. They were all trying very hard to be enjoying themselves! Maybe that's how many of us are too if a camera is filming our lifestyles for some documentary. How depressing.

by Anonymousreply 78May 18, 2024 9:39 AM

DL home of the unhappy, the suicidal, those without a decent retirement , those without hope of a future, those without a desire to live, making fun of a lot of old people , who are outside enjoying the sun playing golf a game they love——while desperately trying to be happy :-)

by Anonymousreply 79May 18, 2024 11:05 AM

This morning I saw a car with "The Villages" bumper sticker on it. Escapees? Proselytizers? Shanghaiers? 😳

Had dear friends, liberal as they come, move there about a decade ago and they say it's OK. They joked, with a sigh, that the local Democratic Committee holds its meetings in a phone booth.

Now gather 'round, children, while Uncle Bronzie explains what a phone booth is: Once upon a time.....

by Anonymousreply 80May 18, 2024 1:25 PM

Hahaha, r74! That's mine, and I'm r64!

by Anonymousreply 81May 18, 2024 5:21 PM

You're very stupid, r79. Objections to The Villages (of the Damned, or haven't you noticed how the generic place name is synonymous in literature and movies with "horror"?) come not from some lack and envy you imagine are ours, but from the choices made by people very similar in circumstances to us.

E.g., I'm retired, live in a paid-for suburban 4BR/2.5 BA/2CG house, can partake of golf all around me if I wanted, and thankfully live in a Blue state. What's to envy by me about the Villagers? What would entice me to move to MAGAtWorld?

by Anonymousreply 82May 18, 2024 5:36 PM

I want a remake of M. Night Shamalan’s The Village but instead of 1800s cosplay the villagers are all old people in Hawaiian shirts and epsidrilles.

by Anonymousreply 83May 18, 2024 5:43 PM

R83, and they aren’t part of any cult. They torture, remove organs, go wild, and then sell the snuff footage. Then, they recycle the rest into feed….

by Anonymousreply 84May 18, 2024 7:38 PM

I'm the fun they all seem to be having in a world of their choosing.

by Anonymousreply 85May 18, 2024 8:11 PM

I’m the deplorable daddy dick. Sometimes I look quite alright if I keep my mouth shut.

by Anonymousreply 86May 18, 2024 8:21 PM

I'm the thinning hair, painstaking teased once a month into the same Rachel hairdo I've had since 1994.

by Anonymousreply 87May 18, 2024 8:56 PM

I'm God and these assholes are getting exactly what they deserve. A plague on all their villages. Please don't confuse them with all the nice Boomers who led kind and generous lives. They didn't vote for Reagan, Bush, Bush or Trump and they still recycle and vote Blue.

by Anonymousreply 88May 18, 2024 9:20 PM

I’m God and I look at the Villages and West Hollywood and wonder what the fuck went wrong. Then I look at the Right then the Left then I decide this experiment has certainly went off the rails.

I am now looking at Mars where I hope to have better luck.

by Anonymousreply 89May 19, 2024 9:04 AM

I’m God and I just flew into Detroit for a hotdog and a slice at Buddy’s and I now think the Villages and West Hollywood may not be quite the disappointment I assumed they were.

by Anonymousreply 90May 19, 2024 9:18 AM

R89 Have you tried Uranus?

by Anonymousreply 91May 19, 2024 12:35 PM

R91 God here,

no I have rejected Uranus because it’s actually a nice place currently. Clean, pristine and peaceful If humans are going to go all bat shit crazy again like they have in 2024 it’s going to be Mars.

Mars is a real shithole

by Anonymousreply 92May 19, 2024 12:43 PM

[quote]Can't imagine living your whole life and then voluntarily spending the rest of it in the horrible soupy humidity of Florida.

Their circuation is shot, they don't feel the heat like younger people do.

by Anonymousreply 93May 19, 2024 1:22 PM

I'm the long lines wrapped around the parking lot at The Golden Corral Buffet on Thanksgiving Day.

I'm the additionally long lines in the parking lots at Bob Evans and Cracker Barrel of picking up their pre-ordered, Thanksgiving meals.

We are the people whose children and grandchildren from "up north" did not come to visit us this year nor did they invite us to go visit them.

by Anonymousreply 94May 19, 2024 1:46 PM

R92 All shithole planets!

by Anonymousreply 95May 19, 2024 3:49 PM


Don, my second son but favorite son, you are of course right as you always are.. A chip off the old block as they say although to be honest you are not much like your brother.

Best of health and stay away from the Jews and Romans. Can’t trust either.

Times change new needs Trump 2024

by Anonymousreply 96May 19, 2024 3:55 PM

I'm the cesspool

by Anonymousreply 97May 19, 2024 3:57 PM

Fucking DL God does not make mistakes.someone changed my R95 reply to R92

Fucking asshole

by Anonymousreply 98May 19, 2024 3:58 PM

I wouldn’t mind living in the Villages if I found a group of like minded free thinkers who aren’t into the same shit as the retired cheerleaders and cops.

by Anonymousreply 99May 19, 2024 4:09 PM

I'm the Village Pharmacist. Oh, the secrets I know!

by Anonymousreply 100May 19, 2024 9:40 PM

I am but 1 of the more than 20,000 Karens that reside in The Villages. Watch out, Bub. Yeah, that is me looking in your windows.

by Anonymousreply 101May 19, 2024 10:51 PM


by Anonymousreply 102May 19, 2024 10:55 PM

I’m the ghost of public transportation. An old, middle class population requires a greater number of lower wage support workers, but there is no investment in busses.

by Anonymousreply 103May 19, 2024 11:00 PM

[quote]I read an article about older guys living out of their cars who park in the villages, hoping to nab a single older woman who will take them in.

Really, there is more than one? I find this hard to believe. I saw that one guy in the documentary Some Kind of Heaven who lives in his car and trolls for women to sponge off, but most men who live there are your typical middle-upper, middle-class, comfortable Republican males.

by Anonymousreply 104May 19, 2024 11:22 PM

They don’t need buses. Just golf carts.

by Anonymousreply 105May 20, 2024 12:18 AM

I'm the freak show!

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by Anonymousreply 106May 20, 2024 5:14 AM

r104, actually many old men without a pot to piss in looking for a Nurse and a Purse do okay in The Villages.

Reason being, statistically and by and large, women out live men. There are more available women than available men in The Villages and everywhere. Also, more women than men in nursing homes.

Sometimes a comfortable widow or divorcee just needs someone who is breathing and malleable that she can schlep to all the functions there and dancing on the Main Street Square along with her coupled friends.

My late mother lived there for a short time and didn't belong there. She wasn't looking for a man.

She was an introvert who had been divorced for decades, never remarried, only interested in church, gardening and book clubs which she could have done anywhere. She was tiny and cute and a great cook and got pestered a lot by men who had been taken to the cleaners in a late in life divorce. When she mentioned this to a friend at church, she was advised to go buy a cane and use it. My healthy and spry til the last week of her life mother went to Goodwill and bought a couple of cheap canes. Kept one in her car for running errands so didn't forget it at home. No man looking for a Nurse and a Purse ever bothered her again!

I remember reading about the guy living in his van who had high standards for women in The Villages taking him in. The paper featured him specifically because of his collection of Hawaiian shirts that he showcased hanging in the back of his van.

by Anonymousreply 107May 20, 2024 1:40 PM

[quote] Really, there is more than one? I find this hard to believe. I saw that one guy in the documentary Some Kind of Heaven who lives in his car and trolls for women to sponge off, but most men who live there are your typical middle-upper, middle-class, comfortable Republican males

Sure but the men you are talking about are not homeless with delusions of their own appeal.

by Anonymousreply 108May 21, 2024 1:07 AM
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