I'll be seeing her perform in July!
3rd row, Orchestra!
I'll be so close I can offer her up some smokes.
I just got Dionne Warwick tickets!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 14, 2024 2:14 PM |
Isn't she dead?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 11, 2024 7:59 PM |
Have fun, OP!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 11, 2024 8:04 PM |
Corpse: “Live” in concert!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 11, 2024 8:17 PM |
Too bad none of her Psychic Friends told her to save for retirement.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 11, 2024 8:21 PM |
Watch you wallet, that AIDS charity thief has sticky fingers.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 11, 2024 8:22 PM |
If she dies before July, you won't be getting your money back.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 11, 2024 8:26 PM |
If she dies before the show, she will be sending you a bill!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 11, 2024 8:37 PM |
Sit your ass down!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 11, 2024 9:00 PM |
OP I'll say a little prayer for you
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 11, 2024 9:02 PM |
What was that 1990s light, campy, horror anthology show with the corpse puppet as the presenter? I noticed the resemblance to Dionne Warwick back then.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 11, 2024 9:36 PM |
You know that you’re going to be close enough to see the insides of her nostrils, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 11, 2024 10:29 PM |
R10 Tales from the Crypt. And OP I think she smokes Virginia Slims.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 11, 2024 10:47 PM |
[quote]You know that you’re going to be close enough to see the insides of her nostrils, OP?
I can see them from my porch!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 11, 2024 11:07 PM |
You're gonna smell like weed by the time the show is over.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 11, 2024 11:08 PM |
Menthol. Please.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 12, 2024 5:35 AM |
[quote] Watch you wallet, that AIDS charity thief has sticky fingers.
I got your number, hussy!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 12, 2024 5:38 AM |
Bitch will probably cancel at the last minute.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 12, 2024 6:23 AM |
She has already left her home and is on the way, OP!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 12, 2024 10:38 AM |
I hope she wears thr fluffy purple slippers she wore to the Kennedy Center Honors, in her honor.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 12, 2024 11:25 AM |
[quote]I'll be seeing her perform in July!
Will she make it to July?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 13, 2024 10:26 AM |
[quote] Bitch will probably cancel at the last minute.
She got lost on her way back from San Jose.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 13, 2024 11:33 AM |
R17, D never cancels shows.
Have a great time, OP. She sounds pretty rough in the beginning of the show, but by then end she almost sounds like she did 30 years ago....almost. She will never get back to the voice she had from the 60s to the 80s. But, she brings sass, class, and a bit of old timey showmanship, something that is not really out there anymore.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 14, 2024 6:40 AM |
^ She will also bring a pack of Newports, some Kool Aid, and a raging yeast infection with her own stage.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 14, 2024 7:32 AM |
She took my advice and is being brought out in a wheelchair. Regular chairs are shady as fuck.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 14, 2024 11:52 AM |
Hey, Baby. You give me a call and I'll fix you up with some VIP backstage tickets.
Only $557, cash. Complimentary handful from my personal ashtray.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 14, 2024 12:29 PM |
Is she dying of AIDS? It would be poetic justice.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 14, 2024 12:32 PM |
She was named after that character from Clueless.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 14, 2024 2:14 PM |