Justin and Hailey Bieber Expecting First Child

That will solve everything 😆

I hope they put the kid's name down for a good therapist.

I guess he's straight, after all.

That'll fix him!

R3, he is trying anyway.

This will end well.

Whewwwwwwwwwww 😅

Isn’t this woman in poor health? She’s had a mini-stroke, blood clots, and Lyme disease. Her pregnancy will have complications.

[quote] That will solve everything 😆

Exactly.

All of Justin and Hailey's issues with depression, drugs and health problems will just magically disappear!

Has anyone checked on Selena Gomez?

Guess we know why JB posted the pic of himself crying.

How long before the kid is a "model"?

May God have mercy on this poor child.

Justin married Hailey while still in love with Selena.

Hailey was soo desperate she took what she could get.

Why was Bieber crying the other day. He seems off. So does she.

Are either of them ready for a kid?

“LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!”

[quote] He seems off. So does she.

They were meant to be.

They seem so stupid. Why must stupid people breed? Don't they get that they're too stupid to be inflicting stupid kids on the world? Can they just keep fucking and using birth control and let the stupid just sort of fade away?

[quote] They seem so stupid. Why must stupid people breed? Don't they get that they're too stupid to be inflicting stupid kids on the world?

The funny thing is that stupid people seem to be the main ones who are breeding.

Smart people actually know better.

Gee, the only better news would be if Britney announces that she is knocked up!

Can’t wait for the name

[quote] Can’t wait for the name

Jailey.

Hustin

[quote] Can’t wait for the name

If the intelligence of the parents is any indication, his name will be Corky.

[quote] Can’t wait for the name

Diddy.

Why is she wearing this ridiculous outfit?

She’s just so dull.

Who’s going to teach the baby how to smile?

R26, it looks like an homage to Little Edie Beale, but I don’t that is a cultural reference she’d be able to make.

Who’s the father?

The should name it Believer Bieber

Justin Bieber's cut Canadian cock from Hawaii in 2016:

Did his dad take the photo at R32?

His dad did actually praise the size of his son's dick after the other set of naked pics came out

I thought Bieber was gay?

Oh so the mrs is a "beauty mogul" now. Good to know.

R34 “My son has a nice dick!”

Antonio Biaggi and Rocco Siffredi have moms who have vouched for their fine dicks.

I'll bet Justin's dad is heteroflexible.

He looks the type to enjoy a good brojob every now and then.

Closeted fathers usually produce at least one gay son.

has P Diddy released a statement yet?🤣

Good luck kid, she seems brainless and he has mental illness

Meanwhile Selena is trying to act attracted to that ugly fellow she’s with

I would suck Bieber's cock SO hard!

Poor kid.

They've stayed together long enough and he's lived long enough to procreate. Never thought either milestone would've been met...

Justin...if it's a boy, don't mutilate the kid's dick. Keep it intact.

Welcome to Baby Reindeer Bieber

R47, as seen above, Bieber is cut, so he may prefer to make his son match Daddy.

perhaps they will enroll the child in P Diddy's "camp"... maybe he has some new tricks, techniques and surprises up his sleeve which he'd like to share 🙄

They’re both assholes, who think they’re something they’re not. I couldn’t care less.

[quote]Can’t wait for the name

Haitin'

I love his haircut in OP's link.

Selena Gomez is fat these days. Doubt Biebs is hankering after her lardy ass.

[quote]Selena Gomez is fat these days. Doubt Biebs is hankering after her lardy ass.

It took him years to get over her.

Bieber was Datalounge Gay aka straight.

Guess the " Lifeguard at the Gene Pool" was not on duty for that shift.

This is really gross and unnecessary

She will likely walk in on Justin getting fucked silly by a man. "Babe, I can explain...".

They're both so extra. Does she even do anything?

In what way, R58?

children having children

Well, Bieber is 30 and Hailey is 27, so they are hardly children. Lots of people have had kids by that age, although people are obviously waiting longer today.

There's no doubt, though, that there is a strong possibility they will split up in a few years time, like most other celebrities.

He’s Britney Spears. People hold onto him because he is their childhood nostalgia and teddy bear.

are his raps dope?

I thought they were divorcing....oh, I forgot, you have a child when things are going well to fix everything.

R66, see R1.

Hailey Bieber is a top model signed to Ford for the last ten years.

From appearing in printed ads for Ralph Lauren to walking the runway showcasing pieces for Versace, Off-White, and Bottega Veneta, Hailey has managed to rack up some serious cash and is worth $20m.

She looks disfigured. Brutally.

[quote]Hailey has managed to rack up some serious cash and is worth $20m.

More evidence that there is something wrong with our society.

People actually believing those celebrity net worth sites is a sign of stupidity.

[quote]Hailey has managed to rack up some serious cash and is worth $20m.

If such wealth came so easily for such little work we’d all be millionaires because what Hailey is known for is being an LA scenester, an off and on girlfriend of Justin Beiber and now his wife. I don’t buy it.

These people are stupid and immoral they are not going to be good parents

Period.

Full stop.

I saw OP's picture and thought, "Oh, Ellen has a new girlfriend."

[quote] children having children

He is 30. They're rich. The kid will be fine.

R76 Financially, maybe. Emotionally? Not likely.

[quote] [R76] Financially, maybe. Emotionally? Not likely.

Well I guess we'll have a new DL-er in 25 years. Most of us are financially AND emotionally unstable.

Who's the father?

Is she the ungrateful little pig, or was that another Baldwin child?

R79, are you also R30?

No, 24, do I look 30?

[quote] People actually believing those celebrity net worth sites is a sign of stupidity.

I read that most celebrities are worth maybe 10-50% of the stated estimates in these sites.

The thoughtless little pig is Ireland and last I heard she seemed to be going a bit off her rocker but that was over 10 years ago. Haven’t heard anything new about her for awhile now.

Hailey is naturally skinny unlike Selena who was drugs skinny.

They've been married like six years. I always somehow find it a bit admirable when young married people don't eject a sprog within a year or two of their wedding. My sister waited nearly a decade. I respect it.

Thiis will end in tears.

If she gets postpartum depression after the child is born I really worry for the 2 of them. They can't both be unbalanced.

R87, I take it you’re not referring to crying but rather a caesarean birth.

It will probably be a Cesarean because she definitely has herpes.

Or so she does it to keep her pussy tight for whomever fucks her.

Yeah all the rich people have cesareans nowadays. I’m not sure if this is still a thing but one reason was because the doctors could deliver the baby a month earlier. The reasoning was the baby wasn’t going to grow much more and it caused no harm. The real plus was that the woman wouldn’t have to go through the final month when the baby drops and her hip bones spread a bit in preparation for the birth. Much less physical aftermath from pregnancy if the baby came out before all that. #TooPoshToPush

R92

Jesus! YMI!

Err…TMI!

Sorry r94. I just thought it was interesting how vanity plays a part in how rich people birth their babies these days.

R95, you don’t know nothing about birthin’ babies!

They’re both vacuous and appear damaged but I wouldn’t mind seeing them fuck.

Their poor child will be born with a brain the size of a single-celled Amoeba.

You can say what ever you want but that motherfucker is hot. And I like his music. I know. He has mental health issues. He hasn't performed in a while. But so what. He's still hot as fuck.

I really don’t get people saying he’s hot he’s pretty average

In my view, the tattoos removed any semblance of hotness.

He's pretty. Not hot or masculine.

I liked that Peaches song a lot.

He has a pretty cock & bush, as can be seen at R32.

She's a bikini model so she won't want a Caesarean scar.

[quote]She's a bikini model

Sure Jan

R60 fawning boilerplate media has dubbed her a "beauty mogul".

beauty mogul= Justin paid for her to have her own cosmetic line (which is not yet profitable if ever)

She's got quite a mannish face. I guess she's considered jolie laide.

Well she was laid at least once.

[quote]R3: I guess he's straight, after all.

Not necessarily. This may have been a case of artificial insemination, i.e. 'the turkey baster' method.

Just as marriage to a woman is no guarantor of heterosexuality, neither is pregnancy.

she probably pegs him

It is rumored that a lot of male celebs make children this year to quell the gay rumors uncovered from the P diddy case. There was also recently this Justin Bieber video sucking off a black guy at an industry party viewed by millions. I heard rumors on LSA that he signed his rights to his semen away when he was ordered to get a vasectomy as a teen. Then is label could decide when he gets children. Which is apparently now because of the surfaced blowjob video. Henry Cavill's gay rumors popped up again too + movie flops. Therefore he got an ultimatum: Have a pr child to stay relevant in tabloids and have proof of your heterosexuality or become a D list actor like Charlie huntmen. I also heard that Chris Evans will have a child with his European escort from Portugal this year. It will be announced around their faked wedding anniversary. All these men will of course continue to sleep around in the background during yacht parties and the rumored bi orgies. I miss the days of old Hollywood with forced abortions that damaged the actresses reproductive capabilities. Now we have forced births to prove heterosexuality. Can't we just let people be? You all saw how he cried. Sad!

[quote] ome a D list actor like Charlie huntmen

He hunts men?

i didn't see anything in the video.

[quote] They seem so stupid. Why must stupid people breed?

I agree they certainly present that way, but I have seen video of Justin solving a Rubik's Cube in seconds, Justin speaks English and French, He attended Stratford's St. Michael Catholic Secondary School, and graduated in 2012 with a 4.0 GPA. He learned to play the piano, drums, guitar, and trumpet. Justin is most likely no genius but probably not stupid either.

R113 = QAnon member

R117 Sorry honey but calling out the homophobia of Hollywood and how they force gay men to procreate with beards is definitely not QAnon.

I'll give them credit they've been married married almost 7 years before having a child, the years without kids hopefully gave them a decent foundation to prepare for what's coming.

Her father is nuts but seems to be relatively family-oriented. This child will be half-Bieber and half-Baldwin, so I'm not sure how that mix will turn out.

He cried. He doesn't want that child. Hollywood does the same as these people:

R120

[quote] He cried. He doesn't want that child.

R120, Justin has been pressuring Hailey to have a child for years, Hailey is the one who had cold feet and wanted to wait.

R122 this is feminism PR so that women share this article and say: "the patriarchy forces women to have children and that's why they earn less #wagegap". I won't fall for that honey. It's the same how they say that Eva Mendes sacrificed her career for Ryan Gosling but according to blind items, he was devastated when she broke the news of pregnancy because he wanted to remain a hot single bachelor. In the end we all have seen in the video above that Justin loves to suck black dick. Do you really want to tell me that this was the moment he tried to pressure Hailey Baldwin into having children? Is this where the semen came from?

[quote] "I'm going to have as many as Hailey is wishing to push out," the star said. "I'd love to have myself a little tribe, but yeah, it's her body and whatever she wants to do."

You're going to believe what you want to believe R123 despite all evidence to the contrary.

[quote] In the end we all have seen in the video above that Justin loves to suck black dick.

R123 I don't think he was sucking dick in that video but even if he was that doesn't mean that he doesn't want a tribe of kids. The two things are not mutually exclusive as much as you seem to want them to be.

Enough with that "sucking dick" video. It was one of his friends who recorded it and posted it online. You really think that would happen if he was actually sucking dick?

These people are skanky

[quote]I'll give them credit they've been married married almost 7 years before having a child

Thank goodness for birth control.

R124 that backwards hat makes him look dangerous

I don't think Justin should reproduce. He is a small man and will produce incel manlets that women will make fun of in the future. There is still time for an abortion #eugenics.

[quote] Justin and Hailey Bieber’s Babymoon Was a ‘Complete Bust’: ‘They Looked Miserable’

Just weeks after they renewed their wedding vows in Hawaii and announced they were expecting their first child, Justin Bieber and his wife, Hailey, flew to Japan for a little R&R. But as it turned out, the trip was anything but relaxing.

“Their babymoon was a complete bust,” says a source close to the couple. “Friends who saw them at their hotel [Aman Kyoto] said they looked miserable. Justin moped around and seemed sad and out of it, when this should have been one of the happiest times in his life. Hailey was always by his side and tried to lift his spirits, but he rarely smiled. It didn’t look like they were having fun at all.”

Apparently Justin, 30, is still struggling with mental health issues, says an insider, and Hailey, 27, is trying to support him as best she can.

“He’s still kind of in his own world. Hailey is his only true friend, and she’s under a lot of pressure to try to see him through this rough patch. It’s tough on her, especially now that she’s pregnant. But if anything can snap Justin out of this dark period, it’s Hailey. He loves her more than anything, and they both can’t wait to welcome their first child.”

“Miscarriage” when?

Chynna Phillips is sweet but she is another mess (married to Hailey's uncle Billy Baldwin), then you have angry Uncle Alec and her religious (gold digging) father plus Beibs fucked up parents. Oh dear

When you've had everything to experience with a lot of money and drugs at a very young age, you get jaded and unhappy.

Vow renewal ceremony? Hail Mary baby? They'll be divorced in a year.

[quote] Chynna Phillips is sweet but she is another mess (married to Hailey's uncle Billy Baldwin), then you have angry Uncle Alec and her religious (gold digging) father plus Beibs fucked up parents. Oh dear

[quote] When you've had everything to experience with a lot of money and drugs at a very young age, you get jaded and unhappy.

Don't forget being molested by Diddy.

R17 Why my stars! I thought that video was going to be kooky and a weird little man by the thumbnail, but heavens to Betsy! That man can sing! Who is that? He's just got a presence and can groove! I love it! I think it's the best post on this thread and maybe in the history of DL!

Hailey seems like such an empty vessel

So does Justin

He should just kill himself

I don't find her the least bit attractive. He is way better looking than her.

They are both so extra.

Extra crispy?

Harry Styles now has Bieber's career and he's too smart to get married and have kids this side of 40. Unlike Bieber and Mendes, he also has no mental health issues and actually seems to love touring.