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by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 9, 2024 6:53 AM |
Check out those long yellow teeth! Is he a horse?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 9, 2024 6:59 AM |
Is he still on a mental health break?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 9, 2024 7:09 AM |
r4 Yes, in perpetuity. And he's also on extended breaks from career success and cultural relevance.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 9, 2024 7:19 AM |
R3: good for him for not having bleached white fake teeth I say.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 9, 2024 7:22 AM |
R4, I don't know, but he seems happier & more relaxed.
And I like the hairy pecs and treasure trail.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 9, 2024 7:27 AM |
His Body Is a Wonderland
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 9, 2024 7:55 AM |
Quite big tits.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 9, 2024 11:12 AM |
He is very sexy, you can't deny that.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 9, 2024 11:14 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 9, 2024 11:34 AM |
r3 Worse, a smoker
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 9, 2024 11:37 AM |
[quote] He is very sexy, you can't deny that.
I can. He has a nice height, but that's about it. Flat ass, tiny cock, and now, as I've discovered from this thread, nasty yellow smokers teeth. I have a strong feeling he would disappoint all the people who lust for him if they met him in real life.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 9, 2024 11:52 AM |
He has surprisingly nice pecs better than they used to look.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 9, 2024 1:29 PM |
There was a pic of Shawn with a gay fan recently. They looked like a couple. Too bad it was deleted.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 9, 2024 1:46 PM |
He looks like a shady gay hustler.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 9, 2024 4:08 PM |
After repeated observation I’m really liking his new boobs.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 9, 2024 4:26 PM |
[quote] He looks like a shady gay hustler.
He does!
Shawn Mendes looks like a Portugese rentboy roaming the streets of Lisbon, picking up American and Canadian tourists for a night of gay sex, and later robbing them of their valuables.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 9, 2024 4:30 PM |
I think he looks like a young, hot, gay-looking but straight, not particularly bright, christian, married dad.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 9, 2024 4:37 PM |
Swarthy.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 9, 2024 4:40 PM |
The rings are cheesy but easily fixed.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 9, 2024 4:43 PM |
The Spanish heritage is blooming. The eyes for example.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 9, 2024 6:28 PM |
He’s not Spanish.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 9, 2024 6:33 PM |
He’s Canadian!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 9, 2024 6:35 PM |
He’s the voice of a generation!!!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 9, 2024 6:39 PM |
Nothing remotely special. He might need to find a new career besides posting on social media
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 9, 2024 6:45 PM |
Lol R26!
Is he the one in the foreground or the background?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 9, 2024 6:46 PM |
Clearly, his recording career is over.
When is he just gonna start jacking off on OnlyFans?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 9, 2024 6:57 PM |
People actually find this thing attractive? He looks like he has no genitals.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 9, 2024 7:15 PM |
[quote] He looks like he has no genitals.
Nice.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 9, 2024 8:00 PM |
Ah he's Portuguese heritage I see. I thought Spanish.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 9, 2024 8:25 PM |
He’s an “s” not a “z”.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 9, 2024 8:47 PM |
What is that picture and what is that description R26??
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 9, 2024 9:34 PM |
[quote] What is that picture and what is that description R26??
I'm not R26 but I think what they did is take the description that R18 wrote, and had AI generate a picture based on R18's description.
Hilariously, what AI came up with looks fairly close to the real Shawn Mendes.
ROFL!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 9, 2024 10:50 PM |
An artificially intelligent image made using r18’s text.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 9, 2024 10:50 PM |
He’s just openly street hustling now.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 10, 2024 12:18 AM |
I would give my eye teeth for a leaked sex tape.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 10, 2024 3:58 AM |
[quote] I would give my eye teeth for a leaked sex tape.
With whom?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 10, 2024 4:15 AM |
Shawn sharing a bench with the founder of Gay Water (a vodka soda brand):
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 10, 2024 7:07 AM |
Gay Water? It sounds like an anal douche.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 10, 2024 1:11 PM |
He’s basically out without saying it.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 10, 2024 4:03 PM |
Swarthy.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 10, 2024 4:08 PM |
R43, are you also R20?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 10, 2024 4:11 PM |
He auditioned for the sea chanters.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 10, 2024 8:03 PM |
Harry Styles is older but hotter and much more successful than Shawn. Green eyes, very nice face when he shaves, muscles, little waist, BIG cock as we saw when he put it on the internet as a teenager.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 10, 2024 8:20 PM |
Harry posted his unit?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 10, 2024 8:21 PM |
R46 And where are pictures of this Harry cock of which you speak?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 10, 2024 8:22 PM |
R49 That could be anyone.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 10, 2024 8:30 PM |
It's Harry, dumbass. In the XF bathroom.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 10, 2024 8:40 PM |
R51 Oh, yes. It's obvious what bathroom this blurry dude with a mop of hair is in.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 10, 2024 8:42 PM |
Second picture at the link makes it look like Shawn peeped his pants..
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 10, 2024 8:45 PM |
^^^ The cookies…
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 10, 2024 8:47 PM |
R57 She walks like a cheerleader.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 10, 2024 8:57 PM |
Ed Sheeran confirmed that Styles leaked his own dick pic, but given he was 16 or 17 at the time I'd caution against clicking on links
Also, Shawn is far better looking than Styles
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 11, 2024 3:31 AM |
[quote]Swarthy
Tanned but not weatherbeaten.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 11, 2024 4:52 AM |
R54 is written by A.I.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 11, 2024 8:49 AM |
WTF is the new Insta story about?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 14, 2024 3:53 AM |
Now this is the type of beard he needs!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 14, 2024 5:15 AM |
R68 She looks like David Bowie there.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 14, 2024 1:10 PM |
He really is not that good looking and the body is very average. What is the fuss over?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 14, 2024 2:23 PM |
R72 I hate her "I'm trying to grow a beard" failing whiskers.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 14, 2024 3:04 PM |
He needs to GET FUCKED in the pic at R72. Such tension and need. Other pics show him postcoital and he's sunny and handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 14, 2024 3:12 PM |
He's just thoroughly uninteresting. Hopefully he saved some money.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 18, 2024 7:38 AM |
His new name is Yawn Mendes.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 19, 2024 9:34 AM |
Flat ass.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 19, 2024 2:10 PM |
R80, but at 6'3, he has great, long legs. I wouldn't mind climbing up them.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 20, 2024 6:39 AM |
He's short of 6'1" unless he's had a growth spurt from his "pilates" (SM sessions on Saint Andrew's cross).
He may be minorly talented and a bore but I think at the moment he's an "8" in looks on his good days.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 20, 2024 9:31 AM |
He always looks like he's in dire need of a shower
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 20, 2024 6:48 PM |
This won’t age well.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 20, 2024 6:56 PM |
R65 love that the top comment is “are we still pretending he’s straight?”
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 20, 2024 6:58 PM |