Are you good at it? Have you ever been expertly seduced?
I find that most men are no good at it. They just stare blankly at the TV til you say, "So... do you want a blowjob?".
I find directness is better. My first time with a guy, I literally just said "You wanna fuck?"
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 9, 2024 4:05 AM |
Just pounce.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 9, 2024 4:09 AM |
Do you drop trou and show hole R1?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 9, 2024 4:09 AM |
I just grab their dicks.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 9, 2024 4:10 AM |
I grab from behind, nibble on ears, and say let's fuck. Never done me wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 9, 2024 4:19 AM |
I lift up my XL caftan and present hole. Works every time.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 9, 2024 4:24 AM |
[quote]I find that most men are no good at it.
I’m seeing present tense, but OP reads like someone whose dinghy’s been in dry dock since the 90s.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 9, 2024 4:28 AM |
Rub your finger enticingly along the edge of the glory hole.🕳️
Avoid splinters.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 9, 2024 4:32 AM |
Does your hole size match your caftan R6?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 9, 2024 4:47 AM |
If the pants don't drop immediately do they get shown the door?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 9, 2024 1:23 PM |
R9, what don’t you come and find out?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 9, 2024 1:53 PM |
Does anyone else remember when the Motley Creek members had a competition to see how many groupies they could bang without having washed? Straight guy pigs.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 12, 2024 12:24 PM |
[quote] I just grab their dicks.
RESPECT!!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 12, 2024 1:24 PM |
[quote]I grab from behind, nibble on ears, and say let's fuck.
I focus on the nibbling.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 12, 2024 2:08 PM |
[quote]Motley Creek
Who?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 13, 2024 2:28 AM |
“Howdy-do soldier. Is that a neovagina in your pants or did you just get out a cold bath?”
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 13, 2024 2:36 AM |
Oh, dear!
I did type Motley Crüe.
Bloody autocorrect.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 13, 2024 5:18 AM |
[quote]Motley Crüe
Who?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 13, 2024 5:41 AM |