Barron Trump to step into the political arena as a Florida delegate at the Republican convention

I thought he was…um…”special.” I know, I know that’s probably a GOP requirement.

I knew he'd grow up to be an asshole.

[quote] He’s now officially FAIR GAME for mocking and ridicule. Have at him!!

Unfortunately, you’re correct. He’s an adult and stepping into the arena “voluntarily.”

No “no attacking the kids” shield anymore. In for a penny…

It’s so great that they let people like Barron participate in the Democratic process. /s

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If only Peter Fonda were here to really go after the little shit with impunity.

rink prease

Has he picked a college yet?

Is that really Barron at r5? Filters or AI must account to the pleasant look on his face.

"Tell me about the rabbits, George."

"Pin-head motherfucker" ™

God help America.

Oh, FFS. Do you believe he's even a registered voter?

[QUOTE]Has he picked a college yet?

The one that Kyle Rittenhouse is planning to attend?

How can anyone look at the expression on T-rump's face at R5's link and not think he's batshit crazy?

[quote]He’s now officially FAIR GAME for mocking and ridicule. Have at him!!

Yup - he's now an adult who should understand that actions have consequences.

When you prove you're a d-bag, there are consequences.

Gloves off, folks.

Isn't he a dipshit like everyone else in that shit-pile-covered-in-flies family?

That can’t be him at r5. It’s smiling.

I'm sure he's another cement head like the others.

Well, there was fake Melania. Maybe...

His father referred to him as a “retard” to the crew on the set of The Apprentice when it was being produced in LA. Someone I know who worked on the show out there told me this.

Even time I seen Barron I notice how he has the same tiny cat's asshole mouth that his father has. Poor thing. Trump produced some really ugly, freakish children.

[quote]His father referred to him as a “retard” to the crew on the set of The Apprentice when it was being produced in LA.

Many people are saying this.

Geriatric sperm makes retards

It may have been the only true thing Dump has ever said R23.

It's funny how Republicans attack minorities for being "diversity hires" when Trump and his kids have benefitted so much from nepotism

He won't be the first politician with reduced brain function. Especially in his family.

The problem for the Dump family is that none of the children have any of the charisma and political shrewdness of their father. Dump knows how to get attention and how to twist the message to suit himself and his cult love him for it. Dump might want to force a political dynasty legacy on the US but ultimately, none of his children command loyalty and attention like he does so it will be yet another Dump failure. So many failures.

No worries. They’re just going to tell him he’s at Chuck E. Cheese.

R28 I doubt he thinks about a dynasty. I think he believes it all begins and ends with him. He'd resent any of his spawn being more successful than he is...or claims to be.

WHET Tammy ...err, Tiffany? Still heeding her mother's advice to keep away from her father and evil step-siblings?

At least she married well.

Very good point R30!

From R5's link

[quote]Bet-David said on his podcast Barron told him, 'It's officially fair game to come after me,' apparently referring to the media and Trump's opponents. 'I don't care. Good, do it. They've gone and done it to every kid.'

So yes, OP is correct

Did daddy make the Frankenstein's monster-dipshit freak have work done? He looks different than the little inbred retard he was just before he "disappeared". He now more closely resembles the rest of the "Ollie's fashion doll family", especially Ivanka. Or is it just the family stylist?

If his dad wins in November, everyone get ready to greet your next Secretary of State (or something similar).

What's one more freak at the freak show?

[quote]none of his children command loyalty and attention like he does so it will be yet another Dump failure. So many failures.

I make the best failures. It's true. Everybody's saying it. You know it and I know it.

One can only hope that his upbringing will provide us with the enjoyment of a life meltdown (drugs, nudes leaking, gf’s abused etc) or the dark thrill of an eventual criminal/annihilator. IMO the worst thing he can be is boring.

r33 - It almost sounds like he's throwing down a gauntlet to his half brothers.

R36 - if Dump wins the Secretary of State will be Ivanka. She's already world known and deeply respected. Especially by the G20 leaders.

Were only Melania ‘Barren’ Trump and her offspring Sterile Trump as well!

[quote]Has he picked a college yet?

Fort Lauderdale Art Institute.

I work around admissions in NYC private schools. It was a known fact that Barron did not really attend the school in which he was enrolled (Columbia Grammar, which itself is a safety). He was instead taught outside of school, supposedly because of his severe learning differences. This is not an uncommon practice for wealthy and connected parents who want to keep up certain appearances, and certain schools (not the top ones) will allow it.

[quote]'Like his father, he is a solid athlete with a brilliant political mind and a deep love for family and country,' the friend said.

Yes, we've all seen Trump senior's solid athleticism as he rides his golf carts. And what better evidence of love for country could there be than the events of January 6?

So much exaggerated comical gush in that Mail report that it's like a deliberate set-up-to-fail tactic. I can imagine genuinely bright kids off to college soon maybe reading it (more will follow), and barely bothering to laugh at such drivel.

Interesting that the day of Barron's hs graduation, daddy will be at a fundrasier in Minnesota.

Zzz…

I truly hope R41 was being sarcastic.

This is shades of JFK Jr making his first public official appearance at the 1988 Democratic Convention when he introduced his Uncle Ted. A star was born that day because he went from the gangly teen to hunk in one moment.

Not so sure Barron has that same charisma.

Let's hope he's as much Barren as Barron.

[quote]Not so sure Barron has that same charisma.

I myself am sure that Barron Trump does *not* have the same charisma as JFK, Jr. (who, btw, was already long considered a hunk in 1988, having made sure that his shirtless beach photos got into every magazine since he was at Brown).

In one of the pictures at R5 there is a picture of Baron with four other men. The guy in purple is showing good VPL.

R49 - How was a 28 year old law school graduate JFK, Jr ever considered a gangly teen? Even as a teen, he was beef cake material.

And why/how are you drawing a comparison to a heretofore mute teen barely out of high school 18 years old with apparent Kyle Rittenhouse pretentions to higher education?

That picture of his prom from The Mail is hilarious. He's never looked more like a serial killer.

Are you sure that's his prom picture, r54? I can't imagine his parents would have let him attend a school with so many Latinos and Blacks in attendance.

what a dumb cunt!

All I can think about when I see Baron is how Artie Lange used to address Gary the Slow Adult back in the 90s on the Howard Stern Show.

From the Daily Fail: "Barron has gotten into mischief with friends at Mar-a-Lago. He was recently involved in a minor accident in which a golf cart clattered into a Secret Service kiosk, a source revealed."

How would this "mischief" have been spun if one of the Obama girls were involved in something like this?

^ obviously, she would have been caught up in an act of coitus with one of the numerous uncoupled, darker-skinned men at r54 and caused an international incident and an UP, in military parlance, throwing Western civilization into a TIZZY. Right?

I predict young Lurch will have a very public meltdown from the sensory overload of crowds, noise, lights, etc. as is common with those with his issues.

Also, I doubt he got into mischief with "friends". They threw in the imaginary friends to shift blame and get in front of the story in case it ever comes out. Also to make him appear normal and having friends. He rammed into the Secret Service kiosk on his own. Didn't he throw food at a flight attendant and kick people during the first campaign?

How long until the Barron dick pics are leaked? You know he's sent them.

r60 He does apparently have ""friends"" but going by the article they mostly seem to be the kids of Republican party members so doubt they really like him. This charming little twat is apparently his BFF.

Donald Jr.'s mistress said that he complained about Barron’s fits, including throwing an unacceptable plate of food at a flight attendant on the Trump private jet. Not against a wall or shoving it away, but as a projectile at the employee.

Will he be on Fox spouting word salad in a Slovenian accent soon?

What's with that boy's T-shirt, R62?

Damn.

Well, at 6'6", I would still love to see what's swinging between that 18 yr old's legs. Pics anyone?

He literally has a lunk head; big and square and elongated. Don’t try to convince me he isn’t “special “. I’m sure he’s going to get on stage and make a JFK, Jr type speech. Can’t wait

That prom photo is fucking creepy.

R35. If you’re going to make fun of someone’s intelligence, it behooves you to learn the proper term is “different from,” not “different than”—than requires an adjective of degree, as in “R35 is stupider than he thinks.”

They will never let that kid near a microphone.

[quote]This charming little twat is apparently his BFF.

What are you basing that on, r62?

It makes sense that his BFF is AI

Pathetic, utterly pathetic.

r72 the Mail article up thread is quite insistent

[quote] Barron has used his newfound freedom to schmooze a cadre of high-profile conservative figures, recently inviting the Iranian-American business mogul Patrick Bet-David (pictured to the right of Barron) to Mar-a-Lago along with Trump-supporting MMA fighter, Colby Covington, entrepreneur Justin Waller and 17-year-old Bo Loudon, Barron's best friend

[quote] Also invited to last month's intimate dinner was the Trump-supporting MMA fighter, Colby Covington, entrepreneur Justin Waller – a business partner of the controversial internet personality Andrew Tate – and 17-year-old Bo Loudon, Barron's best friend.

[quote] Bo Loudon (right), an up-and-coming conservative influencer is the son of TV personality Dr Gina Loudon and former Missouri state senator, John William Loudon. He is Barron's best friend

[quote]Bo Loudon (right), an up-and-coming conservative influencer is the son of TV personality Dr Gina Loudon and former Missouri state senator, John William Loudon. He is Barron's best friend

Just sayin'....

He sure has the womanly hips and ass his father has and unfortunate undersized mouth. But overall he did much better in the looks dept than the rest of the family.

That being said, he looks like he's a few bricks short of a chimney.

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R69 my post was responding to you but Muriel’s a bitch.

donald has reached a new low in his history of parental child abuse.

I've always thought Barron would end up as a mass shooter. Fingers crossed that he does it at the Republican convention. 🤞🙏

This country has had ENOUGH of Trump and his fucking family. They're horrible people that need to disappear from the public eye.

You just know that once they get drunk off of White Claws Barron makes that little runt Bo Loudon suck him off while calling him demeaning names like Senator Hawley or Senator Graham or Senator Scott or Senator Rubio.

I get Damien vibes from him.

Trump Plans To Blow Off Barron's Graduation Celebration To Hold A Rally In Minnesota

OH. MY. GOD. I just reloaded that Patrick Bet-David’s wife used to work for me. Holy shit. I’m going to barf. 🤮

Realized, not reloaded r86

[quote]I get Damien vibes from him.

donald is the Antichrist, making Barron the "Son of Damien."

Make it stop!

Tailors are already working round the clock on Barron’s convention wardrobe.

Barron: Leader of the "Shitler Youth."

Exposing Barron to the MAGAts is like exposing Boo Radley to the townspeople. The only difference is that Boo was a hero, but both were/are "special."

RETARTET!

R70 should also know the correct term is "more stupid than" rather than "stupider than". But you already knew that, didn't you, you old twat? Arguing over fucking semantics. Where's your English degree? Haven't you let go of whatever bur you've got up your ass against me? By the way, you forgot to like and reply to your own post.

Don't bother replying. I've already punched and deleted you. Bye, bitch.

[quote] I've always thought Barron would end up as a mass shooter. Fingers crossed that he does it at the Republican convention. 🤞🙏

If that did happen MAGA's would blame liberals for it because of things liberals post about him and his parents.

He hasn't spoke since he was 6 years old.

Can he even talk? I guess they will hand him a giant finger to wave about and say he stepped into the political arena....

I hope Barron delivers all the undue attention to his father that donald deserves.

He might go off script, come out as gay, and commence his "long twink" era.

r83 He does seem very defensive of Barrons underwear draw

The kid is 18. WTF does he know about politics or ordinary people?

Up Next Barron will be a fake elector on Jan 6, 2025.

This "Bo Loudon" needs to be exposed.

Why, I do agree with you ONE HUNDERD PAHCENT, my dear citizen r103!

Barron, the Repiglet on his way to becoming a Repig.

from R58 [quote] He was recently involved in a minor accident in which a golf cart clattered into a Secret Service kiosk, a source revealed."

A Secret Service kiosk? What were they selling? Sunglasses, tanning lotion...?

Earrings, r106.

Caftans?

You don't get your caftans at a kiosk, r108.

State secrets?

This is hilarious. He’s the world’s biggest puppet.

Que the MAGA Fraus who rage that he's just a child and no criticism allowed.

Na-Barron to the fat John Barron.

[quote]He hasn't spoke since he was 6 years old.

What'd they do with the real Barron? Don't know who that chap is.

I don't know him, was he Melanie's son? I think he got me coffee once.

What? He's one of my delegates? He's the greatest son ever. Better than Sleepy Joe's kid that died. What a loser.

In r5, the photo with Barron with a big smile? Photoshopped FAKE SMILE.

His ACTUAL expression, in the exact same photo, is a NON-smiling face. Look above the fake one: same pose, same folded hands, same attire, same everything, including Dear Old Dad.

Barron hasn't been shown smiling in a photo since Trump’s Inauguration ceremony.

No lie.

Bo Loudon seems like a disgusting little shit, R62 & R100.

[quote]Que the MAGA Fraus

No darling @R112... Maybe one of the Fraus should tell you that, in that usage, it's spelled "cue."

I am guessing r119 never became a Hollywood movie star.

Luckily, he's 18 R112. So they'll have to find something else to screech about.

Are you sure, R121? His father thinks he’s 17:

His father is also clinically insane R122.

At R5's link Bo Loudon looks (even making allowances for the 6' 7" Barron) about 5' 6".

Bo must be the bottom in that relationship.

R45 Yeah I noticed that too - "solid athlete" are far from the first two words that come to mind concerning Donald Trump. I thought might be a typo, it just didnt make sense.

I predict Lurch will bigly embarrass Orange Anus Mouth (OAM) and OAM will proceed to publicly deride his son. Maybe even mock him like he did the disabled reporter. And his idiot supporters will still vote for him and his whore wife will still stay with him.

[quote] That picture of his prom from The Mail is hilarious. He's never looked more like a serial killer.

Looks like a promo shot for a reboot of a classic horror film: "Barrie"

[quote]Bo Loudon seems like a disgusting little shit, [R62] & [R100].

Bo doesn't exist, r118.

I thought I had posted this, but I guess I forgot hit send.

I don't know Bo Loudon, but I can tell an operator when I see one. Barron's "best friend" is not really his best friend. Young Bo is looking for access and what better way than to befriend an awkward, allegedly special needs, kid.

"Bo" *only* posts pro-Trump, anti-Biden garbage...that's it. "Bo" is imaginary.

If you notice the prom photo came from Bo's instagram @ R5.

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Bo Loudon with Tucker Carlson

R133: He’s on the spectrum and doesn’t want a role in the public eye.

Kyle Rittenhouse, Donald Von Shits-in-Pants and Bo Loudon

His mommy won't let him do it.

Wow, Rittenhouse looks super-effeminate in those pictures. And the straining button...

Ofter much descussions, The Barron hes deside to entry The Navey-- an we'll be in Boot Camp during these times. Please Suport Are Troups... & Be Best!

Are those guys paid to be friends with him?

R133, we knew who wears the diapers in the family and now we know who wears the pants.

Bo Loudon’s mother is a conservative media personality. She walked off the show Wife Swap when she was sent to the home of a polyamorous and bisexual family.

Hahaha! Barron be busy.

Was this Dump's plan to attract the youth vote?

[quote]Wow, Rittenhouse looks super-effeminate in those pictures. And the straining button.

Nothing quite says "MAGAt loser" like a straining button.

Bo Loudon is John Barron's stepson.

Oh, neaux . . .

I was just thinking, imagine if Trump had gotten Stormy pregnant, the kid would be 17 now if Stormy didn't abort it. Just imagine. Barron could have a half brother his same age.

Declines due to “prior commitments”.

Wonder what that could be.

R147 Have they been keep him in an underground bunker? His pallor is from the crypt.

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Barron’s in the video at r151 is scratching his ass. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

r150 He's helping me with my art prompts. I'm thinking King Kong shooting a laser gun wearing a T-shirt that says "Biden molests miners".

No he isn't.

Why can't/don't the keep yapping about Lady Rittenhouse thesecdays?

Mommy says "No, Barron can't be delegate".

My Barron also be architect who is speaking 5 languages.

Too bad out of all those languages the Verst Lady speaks none of them are English.

She absolutely did the right thing, although an 18yr old adult needing his mommy to tell him he's not allowed to do something could be embarrassing. Don wants him involved with the campaign; Melania doesn't want him near it. Imagine if he were a delegate and the press discovered once and for all that he's " special." She's saving him from that, despite the Orange traitor's wishes.

I guess she wants to protect him from being called Lurch or Aspie Trump and people yelling, "I jerked to your mom! Nice titties, bro!". "You were sucking those titties while your dad was sucking Stormy's".

Imagine the comedy he could provide. As if we needed more proof of how fucking selfish TSF is, putting the kid out front.

That kid's got hatchet face.

Berrin is gude boy.

I titch him five lenkwidges.

He is architect like me. He be best.

[quote]His father referred to him as a “retard” to the crew on the set of The Apprentice

To be fair, he could have been referring to any of his sons.

R94, I'm new to your quarrel, but enter the fray I must.

The original and still proper comparative form of "stupid" is "stupider." "More stupid" seems to be for sensitive ears.

He was never going to, just something else for Dump to use to shift attention off his deposition

Is he meant to be autistic or is it some other issue? I remember a flurry of blog posts about this after the 2016 election.

I love all the AI photos making him look like a Disney prince. Reality is, the kid's face is busted just like his dad's and brothers'.

He looks like an Igor. Must be those Slovenian potato face genes.

And now, r41, she could really go after Justin Trudeau!

My god, Friday is going to be a farce. Trump's security entourage at some little private school graduation. Will he stay awake?

Barron is probably hoping his dad can't make it to his graduation

Trump will stink up the entire auditorium with his poopy diapers.

Who is the valedictorian and salutatorian? Barron is supposed to be very smart. Will it be televised?

Will Melania arrive tits-out in stilettoes?

Still no college acceptance announcement...

Now I'm thinking of a Melania version of the mother (joanne woodward) in "The Effects of Gamma Ray's on Man in the Moon Marigolds: MY HEART BE BEST.

Hey someone ,(not that slut Joel) put that title in one of those best/worst title threads!

I wonder how the other siblings feel about The Donald making a fuss about Barron's graduation- after having never bothered with theirs?

What a strange face he has.

I think it was the Daily Mail so I won't link it here but they said that Barron had no gold honors cords so despite his father's declarations about how smart Barron is, he isn't an honor student and he was on no sports teams or clubs according to the yearbook.

No honors cords here.

Barron's graduation gift from daddy: 2 blonde hookers. All Barron asked for was crayola crayons, the 120 pack.

Apparently The Barron enjoys golf, though there's no evidence of father and son bonding on the links.

"Owing to his mother's Slovenian heritage, Trump is fluent in Slovene and has a slight Slovene accent. In an interview with People, Melania stated her son frequently spoke with his maternal grandmother, Amalija Knavs, until her death in January 2024. Trump is a Slovenian citizen; his mother applied for citizenship on his behalf and has continued to renew it. Melania's parents have taught Barron Slovene songs. Melania's sister Ines Knauss is Barron's godmother."

All of that "Slovenian Heritage" stuff sounds more like an exit plan back to the motherland than good parenting. Slovenian citizenship? Taking a one way trip soon with mommy?

R180 makes me picture Barron in traditional Slovenian dress, singing a folk song to the goats.

But, would he participate in the Slovenian Sausage Festival?

R175 - he had no choice. He was backed into it by the judge.

I hear Trump made a play list for his son: