Travis Kelce IS Ryan Murphy’s new leading man!

MAKE IT STOP.

Why is Lesley Manville stooping this low?

Dating Swift has really benefited him.

R3 that was the point.

Ugh. I hate him and his skinny uncut dick vibes.

Why would he be uncut? A white American man from Ohio. You clearly don’t know demographics or statistics

He's just gross and unfuckable. IMO.

However, can 30% of Trump America forgive him truth-telling? That's a hard follow.

Murphy loves his nepo babies and nepo adjacents.

More than 30% of the country support Trump. Even CNN polls have been showing this.

I don’t find him attractive AT ALL.

He looks like he works at Jiffy Lube. I don't know why so many people drool over him. It's like the emperor's new clothes.

I love him - 100% my type

He’s hot AF.

R10, hot masculine looking dudes can’t work at Jiffy Lube? Interesting.

Show the rest of us your type and what we’re missing out on.

Can't wait!!! I'm going to make up a drinking game for viewers that everybody drinks a shot for every scene he is shirtless in. Two shots if pantless, entire bottle if nude.

So disappointed in what Ryan Murphy has become.

This dude isn’t attractive at all.

R13 I mean he looks like a regular straight guy who works out. He's not hideous but I see 35 guys a day who look just like him. It's fine if that's what gets you off, no need to get defensive.

R17, you are on drugs or are just seriously delusional if you think “regular straight guys who work out” look like Travis K. Maybe both.

It’s his acting resume which got him the part. He’s been a hard working actor for years. Bravo!

If it weren’t for Swift, Murphy wouldn’t even know his fucking name.

R18 maybe you need your eyes checked. His face isn’t even good looking.

Isn't Travis making enough money from the brisket he sells at Walmart?

R19 it literally says his FIRST major acting gig.

I’m still waiting for those who say this guy isn’t “attractive at all” to post an example of whom they consider to be hot / attractive.

I’m sure he will be a better actor than Tay.

This reminds me of the previous fighting on DL over the equally "hideous" Tim Tebow. They're both on the Handsome Caveman Continuum, and some people just don't get it. That's okay.

R21, most gay/bi men and straight women would probably beg to differ, since most do seem to find classically masculine looks attractive at least on some level, but hey you do you with your cadre of boys with androgynous faces and “lithe” ( 🤢) bodies

He isn’t classically handsome though. At all. Henry Cavill is classically handsome. Brad Pitt is traditionally handsome. This guy isn’t.

R26 they probably say that because they know they have zero chance scoring with a guy that looks anything like that in real life. I know queens like this, including a few in my “friend” in real life. They’ll openly go for femme and twinky types and make comments about traditionally masculine and muscular looking dudes (“oh he prob has a small penis” / “oh he prob sucks in bed” / “oh he’s probably trashy anyway”) and guess what - I find out they’ll PAY for those exact types on RentMen etc.

Travis does not have a “classically handsome” face. He looks like a caveman.

Classically handsome is someone like Brad Pitt, Matt Bomer, Alexander Skarsgaard, that Italian model canned from the Met Gala, Timmy Chalamet.

R28, I said classically *masculine*

I doubt he even fucks that good. His camp look at me bravado doesn't exactly exude confidence.

His masculinity isn’t all that classic either.

Timmy Chalamet classically handsome? I still don’t get this one. He looks like a handsome lesbian most of the time.

He’s Gen Z’s biggest A Lister.

R32, considering how much athletic training the guy does for his literal job, I’d be surprised if he *isnt* decently above average when it comes to doing the deed. His stamina is prob insane.

Ummm athleticism has nothing to do with sex

R37, LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tell us that you don’t workout at all without telling us you don’t workout. Or know really anything about the male body?

Do you anything about testosterone / libido and their relationship with both aerobic and anaerobic exercise? Or about heart health and sexual stamina?

Please tell me you are seriously not this retarded

^ and to mention, I’m sure TK like most players is on some extra good juice ( 💉) so you better bet that libido and performance are thru the roof.

R37 just an FYI - “workout” and “work out” are not the same thing.

^^^ apologies R37 - that was supposed to be addressed to R38.

You seem fun at parties, r41.

Reminds me of when he cast Gus Kenworthy in that one season of AHS.

He looks like he has dingle berries for days hanging out of his shitter hole.

He's the epitome of my type...if he was only 15 years older.

I will be watching.

I'm all for anything that hastens Ryan Murphy's diminution. He's become more bad than good.

This is the most nonsensical casting news I have ever heard. Why is Ryan Murphy so desperate to be in the inner inner inner circle? Is it because he knows everyone thinks he’s a no talent bitch and overcompensates?

Drunken Neanderthal.

Grotesquerie? So he’s playing the title character?

Hotter than Tebow and not just because he's not a fundie. Fudies are always terrible in the sack, unless you have a fetish for whiners. Anyway, this is an odd casting choice unless he's playing a mute.

[quote]Why is Lesley Manville stooping this low?

$$$$

I have listened to the podcast and his brother is constantly saving him because Travis is so dumb. I bet Travis doesn't know who Ryan Murphy or most of the cast even are.

What if he can't act? Is it a non-speaking role? Despite his politics, Peyton Manning had a lot of natural charm and seemed able to act in his commercials and SNL appearances. He had good comedic timing.

Can he act? Here's some evidence (from a post on another, older thread.)

He looks like an ogre.

We will never be free of him. Or her. God hates us.

R55 He could be cast in the live action Shrek remake.

r57 Dibs on Fiona!

He's probably going to spend the series half-naked, like Gus Kenworthy in AHS 1984.

His brother's the hotter of the two.

Ryan Murphy is so beyond tacky.

[quote] What if he can't act?

Well, he seems to be doing well in his current role as Taylor Swift's latest beard. He may have a very flawed personality, but at least he has a personality which is far more than some online influencer. John Cena and Dwayne Johnson are more personalities than real actors, and their movie roles tend to cater to that. I'm sure Ryan will be very forgiving of any flaws, he never hires a man for his talents.

[quote]Why would he be uncut? A white American man from Ohio. You clearly don’t know demographics or statistics

I often see DLers assuming that Italian-Americans or Greek-Americans or Portuguese-Americans are all uncut.

I live in New England, which has a ton of Italians/Greeks/Portuguese, and they tend to be circumcised.

Most European-Americans are.

The white population is around 60% and about 62% of American males are still circumcised, annually.

Jews only make up 2% of the population and Muslims 1%.

The uncuts tend to be Hispanic-Americans (19%), Asian-Americans (6%), and many African-Americans (13%).

His brother was on an episode of "Abbott Elementary."

You Americans are lucky, R63

Ryan Murphy is truly making “actors” irrelevant. Between his fixation on making nepo babies, reality stars and now sports performers into “actors,” there really is no need for formal training or drama school.

All his Hollywood fans should beware this wolf.

I bet he and Niecy are going to have good chemistry.

Murphy loves his stunt casting and will do anything to get ratings on an aging concept. It's not a bad idea has he may pull some Joe Sixpacks for an episode or two.

Murphy tried it with Gus Kenworthy.

Is he gonna have to give up the dick for it?

He looks good in OPs pic. A bit of a meathead. But a great smile.

Trailer. Starts September 25th.

Looks kinda shit, lika a parody of AHS. Derivative, at the very least.

Travis Kelce is so fkin hot I’d watch.

The priest is hotter, what's his name?

Never mind, found him – Nicholas Alexander Chavez. Houston hunk.