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Meteorologist Matt Jones

What say you, DL?

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by Anonymousreply 88May 12, 2024 8:09 PM


by Anonymousreply 1May 7, 2024 10:18 AM

No thanks. Slabby appearance.

by Anonymousreply 2May 7, 2024 10:20 AM

What TV station does he work for?

by Anonymousreply 3May 7, 2024 10:29 AM

A cute bear, not my type but he’s a cutie

by Anonymousreply 4May 7, 2024 10:35 AM

More importantly, what does Mama’s Mussy have to say?

by Anonymousreply 5May 7, 2024 10:45 AM

Mama's mussy would rub herself on that beard until it BLED!

by Anonymousreply 6May 7, 2024 10:47 AM

Nope. Google his images—a shovel head

by Anonymousreply 7May 7, 2024 10:48 AM

R4 Just curious....what is your type? Btw, I wouldn't categorize him as a bear. He's just hairy.

by Anonymousreply 8May 7, 2024 11:01 AM

He's more cub than bear. Nothing wrong with that, but let's be precise with our categorisation.

by Anonymousreply 9May 7, 2024 11:09 AM

He has potential but currently not my thing.

by Anonymousreply 10May 7, 2024 11:11 AM

He doesn't do much for me

by Anonymousreply 11May 7, 2024 11:12 AM

Is he short? In future years, he could be drifting into fireplug territory.

by Anonymousreply 12May 7, 2024 11:18 AM

I'm not sure what a shovel head is but

1. he is a Muscle Mary

2. he's a surprisingly normal looking man facially

3. having said that, the pic above is very flattering compared to alll the others, and

4. he goes on cruises.

So, because of the MM and cruises, no.

by Anonymousreply 13May 7, 2024 11:19 AM

Him and his man?

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by Anonymousreply 14May 7, 2024 11:24 AM

Does this settle it?

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by Anonymousreply 15May 7, 2024 11:26 AM

Yes please. I’d expect 8 inches daily.

by Anonymousreply 16May 7, 2024 11:36 AM

Yes from me. Does he do live sex shows like another meteorologist did? Sign me up.

by Anonymousreply 17May 7, 2024 11:38 AM

Chonky bear, but ok

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by Anonymousreply 18May 7, 2024 11:46 AM

What TV station does he work for?

KSLA Shreveport

by Anonymousreply 19May 7, 2024 11:51 AM


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by Anonymousreply 20May 7, 2024 11:53 AM

Wouldn't kick it out of bed

by Anonymousreply 21May 7, 2024 11:56 AM

I love thick boys like that

by Anonymousreply 22May 7, 2024 11:56 AM

He's the rare case of someone who looks better without clothes. Or at least without a shirt.

by Anonymousreply 23May 7, 2024 12:02 PM

I'm wondering if a lot of the pictures I'm seeing now are from his pre Muscle Mary days, because R20 is a really nice thick body with a nice rack

So maybe the cruise thing wouldn't matter. Shame about the shaved chest, though. Why do men do that?

by Anonymousreply 24May 7, 2024 12:10 PM

Very sexy man. Woof!

And he mows his own lawn 🥰

by Anonymousreply 25May 7, 2024 12:15 PM

I would hit that! It's interesting that meteorology has become a heavy gay occupation now? Not sure I would want to be in the line of fire of tornadoes and hurricanes when they come along although. He is a handsome normal looking man somebody that I would make my special pineapple macadamia upside down cake that I drizzle with Captain Morgan rum for!

by Anonymousreply 26May 7, 2024 12:18 PM

🫤 Meh

by Anonymousreply 27May 7, 2024 12:20 PM

He’s Chunky

I like them slim.

by Anonymousreply 28May 7, 2024 12:21 PM

Yeah, that body type tends to be kinda awkward to work with in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 29May 7, 2024 12:26 PM

Momma’s mussy is under flash flood advisory at the sight of this beefy on-air talent.

by Anonymousreply 30May 7, 2024 12:27 PM


How so? I'd love that on top of me.

by Anonymousreply 31May 7, 2024 12:36 PM

r31 Check out the Mark Laxxx thread for why. These slabs of beef just aren't very maneuverable in the sack. The most basic positions and movements only.

by Anonymousreply 32May 7, 2024 12:48 PM

r20 Such juicy tits, close to bursting. I'd suck them dry if I weren't lactose intolerant.

by Anonymousreply 33May 7, 2024 12:49 PM

Greasy chest hair.


by Anonymousreply 34May 7, 2024 12:57 PM

R9- How about not categorizing or labeling people at all.

by Anonymousreply 35May 7, 2024 1:05 PM

He needs to stop yapping about the weather already and hop on my dick.

by Anonymousreply 36May 7, 2024 1:17 PM

r35 We're not categorising or labelling people, we're categorising and labelling their body types, you dour cunt.

by Anonymousreply 37May 7, 2024 1:38 PM

he's sexy

by Anonymousreply 38May 7, 2024 1:39 PM

He’s super duper short. He seems to have a sense of humor though

by Anonymousreply 39May 7, 2024 2:04 PM

He's got the face of a fat man, but a rather fit body. Now, his man? Well, he must be into chunky butts.

by Anonymousreply 40May 7, 2024 2:11 PM

who is his man?

by Anonymousreply 41May 7, 2024 2:12 PM


Checked out Mark Laxxx, and compared to the weatherman, we're talking about two different body types. Laxxx is massive and not my type at all. Chunky weatherman looks maneuverable, but I'd be quite happy just to be underneath him. Laxxx, not so much. That overbuilt marble slab look and feel turns me off.

I prefer normal.

by Anonymousreply 42May 7, 2024 2:17 PM

he's like 5 foot 4, what is to maneuver?

by Anonymousreply 43May 7, 2024 3:02 PM

He’s all yours., op.

by Anonymousreply 44May 7, 2024 3:26 PM

[quote] How about not categorizing or labeling people at all.

The "queers" have entered the thread.

by Anonymousreply 45May 7, 2024 7:05 PM

A warm front has moved in over my groin.

by Anonymousreply 46May 7, 2024 7:40 PM

He looks like a typical flyover white guy. Objective 4.5 facially.

BUT I do love that body type. I'd do him if we were on vacation in PVR or something where Flyover men let loose.

I'd ignore him on any typical day here in SF.

by Anonymousreply 47May 7, 2024 7:53 PM

[quote]How about not categorizing or labeling people at all.

Who left the door open around here?

by Anonymousreply 48May 7, 2024 8:06 PM

Probably fitter than 90% of DL posters. I would marry that man if it didn't look like someone already did.

by Anonymousreply 49May 7, 2024 8:11 PM

Butter face

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by Anonymousreply 50May 7, 2024 8:20 PM

Rob Marciano's job is available - maybe he can replace him ?

by Anonymousreply 51May 7, 2024 8:43 PM

I'd do him in a heartbeat. He's cute, and he has a beefy, little body and, no doubt a meaty butt, that is just begging to be plowed!

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by Anonymousreply 52May 7, 2024 9:20 PM

Hawt. I would lick him like a lollipop.

by Anonymousreply 53May 7, 2024 9:45 PM

Me love beefy!

by Anonymousreply 54May 7, 2024 9:45 PM

I'd hit the Matt!

by Anonymousreply 55May 7, 2024 10:46 PM

Google reporter twink Bryce Newberry.

by Anonymousreply 56May 7, 2024 10:48 PM

[quote]Google reporter twink Bryce Newberry.

He looks like Zelda from Pet Sematary.

by Anonymousreply 57May 7, 2024 10:50 PM

Hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 58May 7, 2024 10:56 PM

I need him inside me quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 59May 7, 2024 11:19 PM

His navel appears to rival the dimensions of a Scandinavian maelstrom.

by Anonymousreply 60May 7, 2024 11:59 PM

He's no Matt Gutman.

by Anonymousreply 61May 8, 2024 12:08 AM

r61 Who is?

by Anonymousreply 62May 8, 2024 2:02 AM

Momma’s mussy has a fast moving warm front crossing it, bringing heavy downpours. Behind it is some very warm and moist air. Be careful driving, ALL surfaces will be quite slick until at least the weekend!

by Anonymousreply 63May 8, 2024 11:43 AM

he truly isn't movie star handsome, but DAMN, that hot bod

by Anonymousreply 64May 8, 2024 12:14 PM

This is guy you hope to meet in the cruise ship sauna while your wives are shopping or gambling or drinking....

by Anonymousreply 65May 8, 2024 1:01 PM

Momma’s mussy is snapping like the hot grease in the funnel cake trailer behind the live remote weather report from the State Fair!

(And about as rusty as all the rides to boot!)

by Anonymousreply 66May 8, 2024 2:27 PM

Can we confirm is he the gay? Come on Shreveport homos! Speak!

by Anonymousreply 67May 8, 2024 3:04 PM

Quite a tedious interview, so started skimming through it… heard a lot of “we do this…”, “we’ve eaten there…” but no mention of a wife.

And he has a mini golden doodle named after an Elton John song.

I’ve made my decision.

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by Anonymousreply 68May 8, 2024 5:50 PM

typical boring southern homo

by Anonymousreply 69May 8, 2024 6:13 PM

^ He's from Wisconsin 🙄

by Anonymousreply 70May 8, 2024 6:47 PM

Body, yes. Face, hell no.

by Anonymousreply 71May 8, 2024 6:49 PM

I disagree r71. But the. Again, I’m picturing him making the puppydog face with his tongue lolling to the side, eyes saying “More! More!” as his hole gets plowed.

by Anonymousreply 72May 8, 2024 8:11 PM

Momma’s mussy is thirstier than if it finished a full rack of ribs from Podnuh’s!

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by Anonymousreply 73May 8, 2024 8:15 PM

R54- I’m VERY particular-

I don’t like Beefy

I don’t like Muscular

I don’t like Bear 🐻

I like slim guys with natural bodies- no tattoos, no piercings, no rings and no shaved 🪒 pubic hair.

by Anonymousreply 74May 9, 2024 1:39 PM

^ good for you, phajeau!

by Anonymousreply 75May 9, 2024 1:52 PM

r74 yet you feel the need to comment. Why not just look at it and move on?

by Anonymousreply 76May 9, 2024 2:26 PM

R76- I have nothing against this Matt Jones he's just not at all my type.

by Anonymousreply 77May 9, 2024 2:34 PM

Look at it — it’s GIGANTIC.

by Anonymousreply 78May 9, 2024 2:38 PM

R76, I have r74 blocked. You should too!

by Anonymousreply 79May 9, 2024 2:39 PM

Can Rob Marciano fuck him "angry" until they cum all over each other?

by Anonymousreply 80May 9, 2024 2:48 PM

I did a little triangulation on r74… he doesn’t seem all that confrontational, so I’m curious why you blocked him r79?

And for r74… I hope you come off less full of yourself in person, but I like your confidence!

by Anonymousreply 81May 9, 2024 3:48 PM

R81- I think I have Goldilocks syndrome. I like a flat stomach as well but not a chiseled stomach. I like someone who's not short nor tall. 5ft 11 inches is the perfect height.

by Anonymousreply 82May 9, 2024 4:15 PM

this guy is hot

by Anonymousreply 83May 9, 2024 6:36 PM

Why are weathermen so often gay muscle Marys? This guy, Sven Sundegaard, Sam Champion...

by Anonymousreply 84May 9, 2024 7:07 PM

We are considering Sam Champion a muscle mary?

by Anonymousreply 85May 9, 2024 7:30 PM

He's got a big ol' head. A head like a bastard hog.

by Anonymousreply 86May 9, 2024 7:54 PM

perfect for a short king top

by Anonymousreply 87May 10, 2024 1:40 AM

R65. Sam Champion: Mary, yes; muscle, no.

by Anonymousreply 88May 12, 2024 8:09 PM
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