Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Celebrities with absolutely zero sense of humor about themselves

Sean Penn

by Anonymousreply 81May 15, 2024 10:37 PM


by Anonymousreply 1May 6, 2024 1:36 AM

Zayn Malik

by Anonymousreply 2May 6, 2024 1:36 AM

Madonna [italic]thinks[/italic] she has a sense of humor about herself, but she doesn't at all.

by Anonymousreply 3May 6, 2024 1:39 AM


by Anonymousreply 4May 6, 2024 1:39 AM

Madonna, Angelina, JLo,

by Anonymousreply 5May 6, 2024 1:39 AM

Sara Ramirez-insufferable non-binary cunt

by Anonymousreply 6May 6, 2024 1:45 AM

Linda Hunt

by Anonymousreply 7May 6, 2024 1:45 AM




by Anonymousreply 8May 6, 2024 1:48 AM

Miss Faye Dunaway

by Anonymousreply 9May 6, 2024 1:51 AM

Caitlyn Jenner

by Anonymousreply 10May 6, 2024 1:51 AM

I think JLo does actually. She did that movie with Jane Fonda and didn’t mind looking ridiculous in some scenes. You can’t allow yourself to be the butt of a joke if you don’t have at least some degree of ability to laugh at yourself.

by Anonymousreply 11May 6, 2024 1:54 AM

Tom Cruise.

Extreme narcissists rarely have senses of humor about themselves, it should be noted.

by Anonymousreply 12May 6, 2024 2:02 AM

I'm surprised at the age group of celebs mentioned...or maybe all the last few generations, the so called Snow Flakes, just all have no sense of humour about themselves or anything.

by Anonymousreply 13May 6, 2024 2:23 AM

Meghan Markle

by Anonymousreply 14May 6, 2024 2:31 AM

Christian Bale

by Anonymousreply 15May 6, 2024 2:34 AM


by Anonymousreply 16May 6, 2024 2:39 AM

Tom Cruise, Emma Stone

by Anonymousreply 17May 6, 2024 2:56 AM

ditto for Markle

by Anonymousreply 18May 6, 2024 2:59 AM

Taylor Swift

by Anonymousreply 19May 6, 2024 3:02 AM

Taylor couldn’t even laugh over a small joke and the comedian pretty much apologized over it.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 20May 6, 2024 3:04 AM

R11. More recently, JLo was actually pretty funny in those Dunkin Donuts commercials.

by Anonymousreply 21May 6, 2024 3:06 AM

More proof Taylor Swift has no sense of humor. Female comedians are sexist!!!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 22May 6, 2024 3:08 AM

Madonna has no sense of humor but she has enough humor to dish it back. Best example was the Steven Tyler incident.

by Anonymousreply 23May 6, 2024 3:12 AM

Denzel Washington.

by Anonymousreply 24May 6, 2024 3:28 AM

Surely Beyonce wins this

by Anonymousreply 25May 6, 2024 4:31 AM

Obviously not me!!

by Anonymousreply 26May 6, 2024 4:34 AM

AnnE Hathaway

by Anonymousreply 27May 6, 2024 4:44 AM

If Sean Penn ran away, he'd never have the strength... to go very far.

by Anonymousreply 28May 6, 2024 4:53 AM

Mickey Rourke

by Anonymousreply 29May 6, 2024 5:39 AM

Ben fucking Affleck.

by Anonymousreply 30May 6, 2024 12:29 PM


by Anonymousreply 31May 6, 2024 12:34 PM

Jerry Seinfeld

by Anonymousreply 32May 6, 2024 12:39 PM

Will and Jada

by Anonymousreply 33May 6, 2024 12:39 PM

R8 But Ellen made fun of herself all the time. Kate whatshername from SNL would come on the show dressed as Ellen and act like her and Ellen was laughing hard.

by Anonymousreply 34May 6, 2024 12:49 PM

JK Rowling

by Anonymousreply 35May 6, 2024 2:02 PM

[quote] Best example was the Steven Tyler incident.

What was that?

I’m on the fence about Tom Cruise. The “Show me the moneyyy!” scene required some degree of humility.

Emma Stone can absolutely laugh at herself.

by Anonymousreply 36May 6, 2024 3:13 PM

Rose McGowan

by Anonymousreply 37May 6, 2024 3:28 PM


by Anonymousreply 38May 6, 2024 3:32 PM

I agree Emma Stone can laugh at herself, as she showed when she did her (bad) Roseanne Rosannadanna imitation on an SNL anniversary special.

And I also agree Ellen Degeneres, for all her other faults, can laugh at herself, as this very funny ad for Cover Girl from back in the day shows.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 39May 6, 2024 6:13 PM

Faye Dunaway and her voicemail tirade own this thread.

by Anonymousreply 40May 6, 2024 6:25 PM

R30- AKA

A Bottom with a SCRAWNY ass

by Anonymousreply 41May 6, 2024 6:40 PM

Jada couldn't even take my GI Jane 2 joke.

by Anonymousreply 42May 6, 2024 6:51 PM

[quote]Christian Bale

He used to have one back in the day. I recall him grinning at the camera and yelling "I suck corporate cock!" on the Late Late Show.

by Anonymousreply 43May 6, 2024 8:35 PM

Bale is an epic tool.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 44May 6, 2024 8:46 PM

I can't think of a more humorless and mean guy than Klaus Kinski

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 45May 6, 2024 9:56 PM

R40 Or how she wasn’t able to laugh about her and Beatty screwing up the Oscar win.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 46May 6, 2024 10:00 PM

Faye has really bad denture hiss in that clip R46.

by Anonymousreply 47May 6, 2024 10:02 PM

Reese "Don't you know who I am" Witherspoon

Kanye - although he should. We all are laughing WITH you, Kanye. *wink*

by Anonymousreply 48May 6, 2024 10:06 PM

Kanye is a good one.

by Anonymousreply 49May 6, 2024 10:52 PM

Barbra Streisand

by Anonymousreply 50May 7, 2024 12:06 AM

Any celebrity Scientologist.

by Anonymousreply 51May 7, 2024 12:29 AM

Some members of the SNL gang are guilty.

Chevy Chase, Victoria Jackson, Dennis Miller, Jimmy Fallon, Amy Poehler. .

Jon Lovitz is kind of a miserable guy but he beat the crap out of Andy Dick so he’s ok in my book.

by Anonymousreply 52May 7, 2024 12:32 AM

Christopher fucking Nolan

by Anonymousreply 53May 7, 2024 12:32 AM

DL Hughley

by Anonymousreply 54May 7, 2024 12:46 AM

James Corden is in the top 10.

by Anonymousreply 55May 7, 2024 2:11 AM

It seems with some of these people are confusing "Celebrities with absolutely zero sense of humor about themselves" with "Celebrities I personally dislike intensely."

by Anonymousreply 56May 7, 2024 2:54 AM

GAYle King

by Anonymousreply 57May 7, 2024 3:38 AM

Viola Davis

by Anonymousreply 58May 7, 2024 1:40 PM

Oprah. Especially if you impersonated her.

by Anonymousreply 59May 7, 2024 2:59 PM


I really don't care, do U?

by Anonymousreply 60May 7, 2024 3:11 PM

Billy Corgan

by Anonymousreply 61May 7, 2024 5:09 PM

Well, a guy who owns a pro wrestling franchise probably has SOME sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 62May 7, 2024 5:43 PM

Lady Gaga

by Anonymousreply 63May 7, 2024 5:53 PM

Billy Porter

by Anonymousreply 64May 7, 2024 5:53 PM

Spike Lee (I’m guessing)

by Anonymousreply 65May 7, 2024 6:08 PM

[quote]Oprah. Especially if you impersonated her.

I assume she must have some, as Debra Wilson is still alive. Oprah has "and make it look like an accident" money.

by Anonymousreply 66May 7, 2024 7:03 PM

E621 Vince McMahon?

by Anonymousreply 67May 7, 2024 7:42 PM

R52 - Jon Lovitz actually confronted Andy three times, the last one resulting on JL bashing AD's head on a bar.

Jon is awesome as far as I'm concerned! And? I love it when he sings 'It's Lady's Night."

by Anonymousreply 68May 7, 2024 7:50 PM

Billy Corgan owns a wrestling company!

by Anonymousreply 69May 7, 2024 8:07 PM

Annie Lennox

by Anonymousreply 70May 7, 2024 8:17 PM

Michael Stipe

by Anonymousreply 71May 7, 2024 8:17 PM

Natalie Merchant

by Anonymousreply 72May 7, 2024 8:17 PM

Russell Crowe and Thomas Gibson come to mind. Julie Chen PRETENDS she has a sense of humor about herself, but she is about as humorless as you get.

by Anonymousreply 73May 7, 2024 8:41 PM

Kendrick Lamar

by Anonymousreply 74May 7, 2024 8:56 PM

R68 Jon was so heartbroken by Phil Hartman’s death. Actually we should all bash Andy Dick’s head into a bar…because I’m sure he has no sense of humor about himself.

by Anonymousreply 75May 7, 2024 9:54 PM

Maya Rudolph and Tim Meadows impersonated Oprah on SNL. I'm guessing she confronted them.

by Anonymousreply 76May 7, 2024 11:24 PM

Add Tom Brady.

I thought maybe under the perfect football player image, there would be a personality or sense of humor there. No.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 77May 15, 2024 3:01 AM

Shaq. NBA fans are fed up with his bullshit. I'm surprised he hasn't been cancelled for his many known incidents of extreme bullying - such as dumping a bucket of feces on another player - and sexual assault of teammates. All he does is whine and bitch about how he isn't liked enough, how he isn't praised enough, how he's better than everyone else, and he is so sensitive and pissy if he is criticized in the slightest.

by Anonymousreply 78May 15, 2024 10:26 PM

This ^

by Anonymousreply 79May 15, 2024 10:30 PM

Daniel Day-Lewis, Jonathan Majors, Judy Davis (whose work I generally love, regardless), Jeremy Strong.

by Anonymousreply 80May 15, 2024 10:35 PM

Anyone who didn't show up to accept their Razzie Award.

Sandra Bullock and Halle Berry on the other hand showed up to accept their Razzie Awards, so they are on the "have a sense of humor list".

by Anonymousreply 81May 15, 2024 10:37 PM
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.


Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!