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I plop, therefore I am

A thread for my fellow lovers of egg plop with blue cheese.

by Anonymousreply 26June 22, 2024 5:13 AM

Kevin Sessums thread

by Anonymousreply 1May 4, 2024 3:40 AM

Kevin Sessums is an asshole, but he is a human asshole who isn't famous enough to be incessantly stalked here, have accidents and ill health wished on him, and to have his health problems mocked.

by Anonymousreply 2May 4, 2024 3:41 AM

It's not stalking because he broadcasts his life to the whole world. I don't care either way but let's use the correct word please.

by Anonymousreply 3May 4, 2024 4:53 AM

R2 he’s not going to fuck you, and you should get down on your knees and thank Vivian Vance for that you miserable piece of squirming shit.

by Anonymousreply 4May 4, 2024 5:31 AM


“ Small-town Paris. Such a warm and lovely evening and dinner at the residence of America’s new Ambassador to the OECD Sean Patrick Maloney and his husband, real estate and design maven Randy Florke . I adore them and thrilled for them and this latest chapter in their remarkable lives - and life. Took my friend Kar @karhwaho2 with me after our outing to @fondationlecorbusier . Met some new and interesting and, yes, warm and lovely people. I love this little town.”

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by Anonymousreply 5May 5, 2024 1:33 AM


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by Anonymousreply 7May 5, 2024 4:11 AM

" a human asshole", 😂

by Anonymousreply 8May 5, 2024 4:29 AM

[quote]I plop, therefore I am

I thought it was another Trump thread.

by Anonymousreply 9May 5, 2024 6:18 AM

Unhinged Frau comments on the Sean Patrick Maloney post:

"Great photos of lives well lived. Thank you !"

They robbed taxpayers in order to give Grifty McStealingson a salary for doing absolutely nothing. Brava!

by Anonymousreply 10May 5, 2024 7:14 AM

"the residence of America’s new Ambassador"

massive eyeroll

by Anonymousreply 11May 5, 2024 8:37 AM

The grifter manages to grift some sweet Santa Fe digs! Hope the owner enjoys the perfume of eggy plops that longer long afterwards. At least the place won’t be left reeking of cat piss and shit!

by Anonymousreply 12May 5, 2024 1:20 PM


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by Anonymousreply 14May 5, 2024 1:48 PM

This thread is wonderfully messhy!

by Anonymousreply 15May 28, 2024 4:53 AM

OP, did Kev leave a strawberry on your dick?

by Anonymousreply 16May 28, 2024 5:19 AM

R13 It constantly WWs its own repetitive posts (using the six socks it says it set up to troll DL with?) but its repetitive bleating to Muriel is wisely ignored.

by Anonymousreply 17May 28, 2024 3:48 PM

Au revoir, small town Paris, the pilgrimage must continue

by Anonymousreply 18May 31, 2024 5:15 AM

Bon dia, smalltown Lisbon! Look out - Uncle Fester’s on the prowl with his saggy teats out 😳

by Anonymousreply 19June 3, 2024 3:45 PM

Today, Lisboa! Tomorrow, Samoa!

The grim pillage continues.

by Anonymousreply 20June 6, 2024 1:31 AM

Squirrels plop.

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by Anonymousreply 21June 6, 2024 1:38 AM

Is Bav melting in the nyc heat?

by Anonymousreply 22June 21, 2024 2:51 AM

She must be cursing herself she's here during a heatwave--insatead of pilgriming in Portugal!

by Anonymousreply 23June 21, 2024 3:15 AM

Oh I’m sure she’s sitting in a Starbucks, cruising for other losers, one eye firmly planted on the bathroom door, praying for a fragrant customer to unleash his rotted bowels, so he can race in directly after and bask in the fumes.

by Anonymousreply 24June 21, 2024 3:25 AM

She’s *shitting* in a Starbucks, you mean! What's her fetish--breathing in the shit fumes of a stranger or making the stranger breathe in her rotted, fetid scat fumes? What a fucking freak.

by Anonymousreply 25June 21, 2024 3:28 AM

R25. BOTH! The toilet flushes both ways!! That makes no sense, but what does in todays topsy turvey world??

by Anonymousreply 26June 22, 2024 5:13 AM
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