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THIS SATURDAY IS WORLD NAKED GARDENING DAY. SERIOUSLY!

Get ready for the Annual World Naked Gardening Day (WNGD)! People across the globe are encouraged, on the first Saturday of May, to tend their portion of the world’s garden unclothed as nature intended.

Gardening has a timeless quality, and anyone can do it: young and old, singles or groups, the fit and infirm, urban and rural. An elderly lady in a Manhattan apartment can plant new annuals in her window box. Families can rake leaves in their back yard. Freehikers can pull invasive weeds along their favorite stretch of trail. More daring groups can make rapid clothes-free sorties into public parks to do community-friendly stealth cleanups.

Why garden naked? First of all, it’s fun! Second only to swimming, gardening is at the top of the list of family-friendly activities people are most ready to consider doing nude. Moreover, our culture needs to move toward a healthy sense of both body acceptance and our relation to the natural environment. Gardening naked is not only a simple joy, it reminds us–even if only for those few sunkissed minutes–that we can be honest with who we are as humans and as part of this planet.

All that’s involved is getting naked and making the world’s gardens–whatever their size, public or private–healthier and more attractive. WNGD has no political agenda, nor is it owned or organized by any one particular group. Naked individuals and groups are encouraged to adopt the day for themselves.

Events like WNGD can help develop a sense of community among people of every stripe. Taking part in something that is bigger than any one household, naturist group, or gardening club can move gardeners with an au naturel joie de vivre toward becoming a community. And in the case of WNGD, it’s fun, costs no money, runs no unwanted risk, reminds us of our tie to the natural world, and does something good for the environment.

So what should you do? First of all, on the first Saturday of May, find an opportunity to get naked and do some gardening. Do so alone, with friends, with family, with your gardening club, or with any other group collected for that purpose. Do it inside your house, in your back yard, on a hiking trail, at a city park, or on the streets. Stay private or go public. Make it a quiet time or make it a public splash. Just get naked and make your part of the botanical world a healthier and more attractive place.

Secondly, tell someone about your experience. No one owns this event, so it does not really matter whom you tell, but tell someone . Tell your friends about your day of naked gardening; write down what you thought of it and email it to your local newspaper; post your thoughts and images onto an Internet site; submit stories and photos to your club newsletter.

– WNGD.org

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by Anonymousreply 9October 10, 2024 9:44 PM

I’m naked in my garden shitting

by Anonymousreply 1May 4, 2024 1:49 AM

I hope George Santos is in his garden naked tomorrow !

by Anonymousreply 2May 4, 2024 1:52 AM

I hope he gets arrested

by Anonymousreply 3May 4, 2024 1:57 AM

Sounds like 3rd degree sunburn waiting to happen.

by Anonymousreply 4May 4, 2024 2:17 AM

No fucking way, the black flies are out.

by Anonymousreply 5May 4, 2024 2:26 AM

What a buncha hoes!

by Anonymousreply 6May 4, 2024 2:28 AM

How many DL members are showing off their fat bellies and small shlongs today ?

Why can't the muscular, hung male gardeners and landscapers be outside today ?

by Anonymousreply 7May 4, 2024 2:19 PM

is there a gardening thread?

by Anonymousreply 8October 10, 2024 9:40 PM

Hmm I may drive up to Palm Springs and be a whore.

by Anonymousreply 9October 10, 2024 9:44 PM
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