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Let's be Datalounge Caftans

I just sucked-off a married daddy on his way to work. Now I'm having a yolk-free omelet. I will wash down my meds with a Bloody Mary and peruse LPSG while I wait for Kelly & Mark to come on.

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by Anonymousreply 47June 8, 2024 10:48 PM

[quote]Let's be Datalounge Caftans

Let's be?

What have you guys been wearing for the last 20 years?

by Anonymousreply 1May 2, 2024 12:47 PM

Nothing that a Mainstays bedsheet and a Sharpie marker can’t fix!

by Anonymousreply 2May 2, 2024 12:50 PM

I’m the shear DELIGHT of being worn

by Anonymousreply 3May 2, 2024 12:51 PM

No earrings?

by Anonymousreply 4May 2, 2024 1:53 PM

I'm Doublelist- because I'm on a budget.

by Anonymousreply 5May 2, 2024 4:12 PM

I’m fancy

by Anonymousreply 6May 2, 2024 10:17 PM

r6 But you were born poor white trash.

by Anonymousreply 7May 2, 2024 10:36 PM

Possibly, but my caftan is fancy

by Anonymousreply 8May 3, 2024 2:36 AM

How fancy R8?

by Anonymousreply 9May 3, 2024 2:39 AM

Some of you are so provincial. Here's something I just whipped up. Without the belt...it's a caftan.

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by Anonymousreply 10May 3, 2024 2:44 AM

More hostess pants...

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by Anonymousreply 11May 3, 2024 2:53 AM

Delightful for the mind and eye

by Anonymousreply 12May 3, 2024 2:55 AM

r11 He looks like he wanted a toaster.

by Anonymousreply 13May 3, 2024 3:03 AM

That’s me arriving in Europe this summer. Will I be welcomed?

by Anonymousreply 14May 3, 2024 3:03 AM

Pathetic. But I’d still fuck the guy on the right.

by Anonymousreply 15May 3, 2024 3:11 AM

Laugh all you want but I'm comfy and I let your balls breathe.

by Anonymousreply 16May 3, 2024 3:20 AM

You haven't seen me recently, but my powers are as strong as ever. All I need to do to convert even the staunchest hetero dudes is a quick whisper in their ear: "YUM." After that it's HOURS of getting pounded under my caftan!!

The OG bitches here know my name.

by Anonymousreply 17May 3, 2024 3:23 AM

R4 is correct.

They look half naked.

And that's not a look we need to think about.

by Anonymousreply 18May 3, 2024 3:25 AM

Here you go.

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by Anonymousreply 19May 3, 2024 3:33 AM


by Anonymousreply 20May 3, 2024 4:19 AM

Stealth Three’s Company thread.

by Anonymousreply 21May 3, 2024 4:48 AM

Earrings, caftan, present hole?

by Anonymousreply 22May 4, 2024 10:47 AM

t'is the season

by Anonymousreply 23May 4, 2024 11:07 AM

Another trans thread?

I get so confused these days it’s hard to keep up.

by Anonymousreply 24May 4, 2024 11:49 AM

I admire gay men who have reached the "I no longer give a fuck" stage of their lives.

The Mrs. Roper look is hard to pull off though.

by Anonymousreply 25May 4, 2024 12:19 PM

I'm going to dine over some Marie Callender's with mother at the retirement village, watching that new Hillary Swank movie. Then cruise some park restrooms on my way back to the condo.

by Anonymousreply 26May 4, 2024 3:26 PM

R19: #Be-caftaned Bozos So White?

by Anonymousreply 27May 4, 2024 4:18 PM

Caftans accentuate bulk. Some kind of streamlining is needed.

by Anonymousreply 28May 4, 2024 10:42 PM

Even Elizabeth Taylor couldn't pull one off.

by Anonymousreply 29May 4, 2024 10:57 PM

[quote]Even Elizabeth Taylor couldn't pull one off.

Yes, she could.

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by Anonymousreply 30May 4, 2024 11:00 PM

What’s the difference between a caftan and a muumuu?

by Anonymousreply 31May 4, 2024 11:06 PM

About 75 lb, R31.

by Anonymousreply 32May 4, 2024 11:08 PM

R19 Helen Roper convention?

by Anonymousreply 33May 4, 2024 11:18 PM

[quote]What’s the difference between a caftan and a muumuu?


by Anonymousreply 34May 4, 2024 11:19 PM

I thought Datalounge and caftans were synonymous.

by Anonymousreply 35May 4, 2024 11:21 PM

Mary me, R32!

by Anonymousreply 36May 4, 2024 11:33 PM

Caftan Cafe

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by Anonymousreply 37May 4, 2024 11:35 PM

Where boys will be girls

by Anonymousreply 38May 5, 2024 12:25 PM

There was a DL meetup and nobody invited me?!

by Anonymousreply 39May 5, 2024 12:26 PM

Can one wear a belt with a Caftan? Or does that emphasize girth?

by Anonymousreply 40May 5, 2024 12:40 PM

OP spends afternoons making coasters from old caftans and scarf fringe, after he hits the dog park, sucks off a few mutt owners, and heads home for Afternoon Tea and a few episodes of DOOL, before hitting his convo-corner and dials his girlfriends with a pencil.

by Anonymousreply 41May 5, 2024 12:40 PM


by Anonymousreply 42May 5, 2024 12:48 PM

#41 lives in his mom's basement ingesting meth and Cheetos*, and is on Tennessee's Most Wanted list due to his stalking of Jared Kushner.

by Anonymousreply 43May 5, 2024 1:10 PM

R40, belts would emphasise girth. They need to have more of an A-line look with a wider hem, even ties at the back just above the waist.

by Anonymousreply 44May 5, 2024 1:21 PM

We don’t need caftans anymore. We have athleisure wear

God’s gift to the ample.

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by Anonymousreply 45May 5, 2024 2:53 PM

how millennial

by Anonymousreply 46May 5, 2024 7:03 PM

how delightful

by Anonymousreply 47June 8, 2024 10:48 PM
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