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Let’s be passive-aggressive behavior

I’m doing something to irritate you, then asking “are you okay?!”

by Anonymousreply 77May 13, 2024 1:24 AM

I'm a frau waving her hand and coughing when somebody nearby happens to be chewing on a straw.

by Anonymousreply 1April 30, 2024 11:30 PM

I'm resting bitch face.

by Anonymousreply 2April 30, 2024 11:32 PM

I’m sorry you feel that way.

by Anonymousreply 3April 30, 2024 11:37 PM

OP, I'm not sure I feel welcome into this thread, and I wanted you to know that.

by Anonymousreply 4April 30, 2024 11:39 PM

R4 I just want you to know you’re welcome here… at least with me anytime. I don’t care what everyone else is always saying about you.

by Anonymousreply 5April 30, 2024 11:41 PM

I'm the phrase, "...but you do you."

by Anonymousreply 6April 30, 2024 11:47 PM

I’m pursed lips, a raised eyebrow, and an eyeroll.

by Anonymousreply 7April 30, 2024 11:54 PM

I’m the silent treatment

by Anonymousreply 8May 1, 2024 12:46 AM

"that really works for you"

by Anonymousreply 9May 1, 2024 12:58 AM

I'm, "Well, fine!"

by Anonymousreply 10May 1, 2024 1:02 AM

I’m the, “well, I’ll let you go…” to end an exchange.

by Anonymousreply 11May 1, 2024 1:26 AM

Sorry I’m late. I got here as soon as I felt like it.

by Anonymousreply 12May 1, 2024 1:48 AM

Do your shoes HAVE TO be under the coffee table?

by Anonymousreply 13May 1, 2024 1:51 AM

Sending a Mother's Day card to a relative (who stopped talking to her own mother several months ago for expressing her opinion about relative's shitty baby daddy) that says inside:

"Here's wishing you get back all the love you give out this Mother's Day."

by Anonymousreply 14May 1, 2024 1:55 AM

Whatever you say.

by Anonymousreply 15May 1, 2024 1:59 AM


by Anonymousreply 16May 1, 2024 2:11 AM

Oh you organize your spices like that? I would NEVER do that. I do mine A-Z in FRENCH

by Anonymousreply 17May 1, 2024 2:13 AM

I am the dramatic sigh

by Anonymousreply 18May 1, 2024 2:13 AM

Thanks in advance!

by Anonymousreply 19May 1, 2024 2:17 AM

[quote] I’m the, “well, I’ll let you go…” to end an exchange.

I don't see that as passive-aggressive. Maybe context matters?

by Anonymousreply 20May 1, 2024 2:24 AM

I always send my mother cards in the vein of, "Hope you have a glorious day full of dreams come true!" because I know she'll be spending it alone.

by Anonymousreply 21May 1, 2024 2:40 AM

"I love that for you". If anyone says that to me, it's game on.

by Anonymousreply 22May 1, 2024 3:22 AM

Your know-it-all friend is staring at you in a superior manner while you take 1 second too long to tie your shoe, because you are answering their question because they never shut up.

[heh heh ha] Oh my. You’re a HOT mess! Are you sure you don’t need HELP with that? [Chuckle chuckle guffaw titter]

by Anonymousreply 23May 1, 2024 3:46 AM

R23 You kind of sound like a hot mess. Are you?

by Anonymousreply 24May 2, 2024 12:47 PM

We are the vigorously slammed doors of the pantomime tantrums

by Anonymousreply 25May 2, 2024 2:05 PM

I’m the glaring eyes tightened like sphincters whenever you dare speak to me.

by Anonymousreply 26May 2, 2024 6:57 PM

OP is also:

*Donald J. Trump is going to be your next President*

[quote]Just accept it now. Biden is going to lose bigly.

by Anonymousreply 27May 2, 2024 7:00 PM

R27 is antisemitism personified

by Anonymousreply 28May 2, 2024 8:34 PM

R23 Bless your heart

by Anonymousreply 29May 2, 2024 9:10 PM

I’m “Don’t worry about me. I’ll be fine. You go out and have fun with your friends.”

by Anonymousreply 30May 2, 2024 9:12 PM

R30 “I’ll just be here… wasting away…”

by Anonymousreply 31May 2, 2024 11:30 PM

“NOT to sound [insert purposely sarcastic or cruel crack here]…”

by Anonymousreply 32May 3, 2024 1:41 AM

I’m “How’s that workin’ out for you?"

by Anonymousreply 33May 3, 2024 4:17 AM

I’m running late.

by Anonymousreply 34May 3, 2024 4:23 AM

I’m an eye roll. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 35May 3, 2024 4:23 AM

Must we?

by Anonymousreply 36May 3, 2024 5:42 PM

I´m Olivia de Havillands "killing them with kindness" cadence in every fucking movie and interview, framed by the worst helmet hair in history.

Oh Scarlett! Oh Charlotte! Oh Bette!

by Anonymousreply 37May 3, 2024 7:20 PM

I’m the cute little note personifying a dirty dish.

“I need a bath!”

by Anonymousreply 38May 3, 2024 7:49 PM

I'm my grandmother.

by Anonymousreply 39May 3, 2024 8:40 PM

Well, this is who I am, take it or leave it.

by Anonymousreply 40May 3, 2024 8:47 PM

If you want to.

by Anonymousreply 41May 3, 2024 10:24 PM

I wish you the best …

by Anonymousreply 42May 3, 2024 10:50 PM

I took the liberty of arranging your closet.

by Anonymousreply 43May 3, 2024 11:18 PM

Oh, bless her heart.

by Anonymousreply 44May 4, 2024 12:32 AM

R20, I think most of the time when someone says, “I’ll let you go,” they want to end the exchange.

by Anonymousreply 45May 4, 2024 1:31 AM

R45 A woman "friend" of mine called me once at around midnight. I was preparing to go to bed and I told her that I would call her in the morning.

She responded: "Ok, I'll let you go, I know you need your beauty sleep".

by Anonymousreply 46May 4, 2024 1:44 AM

Oh. You're wearing that outside of the house.

by Anonymousreply 47May 4, 2024 2:46 AM

If you wouldn't mind...

by Anonymousreply 48May 4, 2024 2:47 AM

"I'm sorry you got mad at me" instead of i am so sorry i didnt mean to offend you..

by Anonymousreply 49May 4, 2024 3:02 AM

[insert name] called yesterday after they saw you, and said you looked like shit. I think you just look tired...

by Anonymousreply 50May 4, 2024 3:17 AM

Difficult color, green.

by Anonymousreply 51May 4, 2024 4:13 AM

Oh, have we met? I didn't remember.

by Anonymousreply 52May 6, 2024 12:13 PM

Why do you ask?

by Anonymousreply 53May 6, 2024 8:45 PM

That’s not the thread I would have started, but hey, you do you.

by Anonymousreply 54May 6, 2024 9:08 PM

Oh, that's what you're wearing.

You look fine for that crowd.

You're not expecting to get laid then.

by Anonymousreply 55May 7, 2024 12:24 AM

Hardly anyone even noticed.

by Anonymousreply 56May 7, 2024 4:43 AM

"You are getting better, aren’t you?"

Princess Margaret to Helena Bonham Carter leaving Helena to wonder if it was a reference to her acting skills

by Anonymousreply 57May 7, 2024 10:54 AM

Did you take Ozempic?

by Anonymousreply 58May 7, 2024 3:42 PM

What am I mad about? Well if you don’t know I’m not going to tell you.

by Anonymousreply 59May 7, 2024 3:46 PM

I’m “You know, gyms are very affordable now.” Spoken just after alerting the waiter that he needs to remove the celery tray. (It has ranch dressing on the side.)

by Anonymousreply 60May 7, 2024 3:51 PM

I'm Minnesota Nice

by Anonymousreply 61May 9, 2024 3:52 AM


by Anonymousreply 62May 9, 2024 5:09 AM

If you say so.

by Anonymousreply 63May 9, 2024 10:07 PM

What do you mean? I told you I liked it.

by Anonymousreply 64May 10, 2024 3:07 AM

Don't take this the wrong way but....

by Anonymousreply 65May 10, 2024 3:10 AM

Sorry, not sorry.

by Anonymousreply 66May 11, 2024 4:49 PM

Don’t worry, I can hardly tell you have cats.

by Anonymousreply 67May 11, 2024 5:55 PM

It must be so nice to have time to start these cute little threads.

by Anonymousreply 68May 11, 2024 6:16 PM

It must be nice to be able to relax at work rather than have to do everything yourself so it's right.

by Anonymousreply 69May 11, 2024 6:26 PM

[quote] Why do you ask?

IMO, that's not passive-aggressive. That sounds like a response to a rude, intrusive question.

by Anonymousreply 70May 11, 2024 9:26 PM

Did you create this recipe?

by Anonymousreply 71May 11, 2024 9:58 PM

When did your family come to America?

by Anonymousreply 72May 12, 2024 11:40 AM

"Not not right now" and "someday" (said with an uptick at the end) - which have non-passive aggressive usages, but in my upper Midwest upbringing were peak passive aggressive - to avoid answering questions/making choices, telling someone you don't want to do something without telling them you want to do something, or to generally dismiss a suggestion hoping it won't be brought up again.

by Anonymousreply 73May 12, 2024 5:02 PM

Is Minnesota nice Minnesota cunty?

by Anonymousreply 74May 12, 2024 11:20 PM

[quote]Let’s be passive-aggressive behavior

Maybe. Maybe not.

(staring at OP)


by Anonymousreply 75May 12, 2024 11:22 PM

Let’s not and say we did.

by Anonymousreply 76May 13, 2024 12:54 AM

Is Minnesota nice Minnesota cunty?"

At times, it can be obviously cunty, even if not directly cunty.

by Anonymousreply 77May 13, 2024 1:24 AM
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