I’m doing something to irritate you, then asking “are you okay?!”
Let’s be passive-aggressive behavior
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 13, 2024 1:24 AM |
I'm a frau waving her hand and coughing when somebody nearby happens to be chewing on a straw.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 30, 2024 11:30 PM |
I'm resting bitch face.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 30, 2024 11:32 PM |
I’m sorry you feel that way.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 30, 2024 11:37 PM |
OP, I'm not sure I feel welcome into this thread, and I wanted you to know that.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 30, 2024 11:39 PM |
R4 I just want you to know you’re welcome here… at least with me anytime. I don’t care what everyone else is always saying about you.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 30, 2024 11:41 PM |
I'm the phrase, "...but you do you."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 30, 2024 11:47 PM |
I’m pursed lips, a raised eyebrow, and an eyeroll.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 30, 2024 11:54 PM |
I’m the silent treatment
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 1, 2024 12:46 AM |
"that really works for you"
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 1, 2024 12:58 AM |
I'm, "Well, fine!"
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 1, 2024 1:02 AM |
I’m the, “well, I’ll let you go…” to end an exchange.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 1, 2024 1:26 AM |
Sorry I’m late. I got here as soon as I felt like it.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 1, 2024 1:48 AM |
Do your shoes HAVE TO be under the coffee table?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 1, 2024 1:51 AM |
Sending a Mother's Day card to a relative (who stopped talking to her own mother several months ago for expressing her opinion about relative's shitty baby daddy) that says inside:
"Here's wishing you get back all the love you give out this Mother's Day."
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 1, 2024 1:55 AM |
Whatever you say.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 1, 2024 1:59 AM |
Relaaaaaax
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 1, 2024 2:11 AM |
Oh you organize your spices like that? I would NEVER do that. I do mine A-Z in FRENCH
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 1, 2024 2:13 AM |
I am the dramatic sigh
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 1, 2024 2:13 AM |
Thanks in advance!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 1, 2024 2:17 AM |
[quote] I’m the, “well, I’ll let you go…” to end an exchange.
I don't see that as passive-aggressive. Maybe context matters?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 1, 2024 2:24 AM |
I always send my mother cards in the vein of, "Hope you have a glorious day full of dreams come true!" because I know she'll be spending it alone.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 1, 2024 2:40 AM |
"I love that for you". If anyone says that to me, it's game on.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 1, 2024 3:22 AM |
Your know-it-all friend is staring at you in a superior manner while you take 1 second too long to tie your shoe, because you are answering their question because they never shut up.
[heh heh ha] Oh my. You’re a HOT mess! Are you sure you don’t need HELP with that? [Chuckle chuckle guffaw titter]
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 1, 2024 3:46 AM |
R23 You kind of sound like a hot mess. Are you?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 2, 2024 12:47 PM |
We are the vigorously slammed doors of the pantomime tantrums
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 2, 2024 2:05 PM |
I’m the glaring eyes tightened like sphincters whenever you dare speak to me.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 2, 2024 6:57 PM |
OP is also:
*Donald J. Trump is going to be your next President*
[quote]Just accept it now. Biden is going to lose bigly.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 2, 2024 7:00 PM |
R27 is antisemitism personified
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 2, 2024 8:34 PM |
R23 Bless your heart
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 2, 2024 9:10 PM |
I’m “Don’t worry about me. I’ll be fine. You go out and have fun with your friends.”
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 2, 2024 9:12 PM |
R30 “I’ll just be here… wasting away…”
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 2, 2024 11:30 PM |
“NOT to sound [insert purposely sarcastic or cruel crack here]…”
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 3, 2024 1:41 AM |
I’m “How’s that workin’ out for you?"
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 3, 2024 4:17 AM |
I’m running late.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 3, 2024 4:23 AM |
I’m an eye roll. 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 3, 2024 4:23 AM |
Must we?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 3, 2024 5:42 PM |
I´m Olivia de Havillands "killing them with kindness" cadence in every fucking movie and interview, framed by the worst helmet hair in history.
Oh Scarlett! Oh Charlotte! Oh Bette!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 3, 2024 7:20 PM |
I’m the cute little note personifying a dirty dish.
“I need a bath!”
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 3, 2024 7:49 PM |
I'm my grandmother.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 3, 2024 8:40 PM |
Well, this is who I am, take it or leave it.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 3, 2024 8:47 PM |
If you want to.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 3, 2024 10:24 PM |
I wish you the best …
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 3, 2024 10:50 PM |
I took the liberty of arranging your closet.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 3, 2024 11:18 PM |
Oh, bless her heart.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 4, 2024 12:32 AM |
R20, I think most of the time when someone says, “I’ll let you go,” they want to end the exchange.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 4, 2024 1:31 AM |
R45 A woman "friend" of mine called me once at around midnight. I was preparing to go to bed and I told her that I would call her in the morning.
She responded: "Ok, I'll let you go, I know you need your beauty sleep".
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 4, 2024 1:44 AM |
Oh. You're wearing that outside of the house.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 4, 2024 2:46 AM |
If you wouldn't mind...
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 4, 2024 2:47 AM |
"I'm sorry you got mad at me" instead of i am so sorry i didnt mean to offend you..
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 4, 2024 3:02 AM |
[insert name] called yesterday after they saw you, and said you looked like shit. I think you just look tired...
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 4, 2024 3:17 AM |
Difficult color, green.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 4, 2024 4:13 AM |
Oh, have we met? I didn't remember.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 6, 2024 12:13 PM |
Why do you ask?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 6, 2024 8:45 PM |
That’s not the thread I would have started, but hey, you do you.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 6, 2024 9:08 PM |
Oh, that's what you're wearing.
You look fine for that crowd.
You're not expecting to get laid then.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 7, 2024 12:24 AM |
Hardly anyone even noticed.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 7, 2024 4:43 AM |
"You are getting better, aren’t you?"
Princess Margaret to Helena Bonham Carter leaving Helena to wonder if it was a reference to her acting skills
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 7, 2024 10:54 AM |
Did you take Ozempic?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 7, 2024 3:42 PM |
What am I mad about? Well if you don’t know I’m not going to tell you.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 7, 2024 3:46 PM |
I’m “You know, gyms are very affordable now.” Spoken just after alerting the waiter that he needs to remove the celery tray. (It has ranch dressing on the side.)
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 7, 2024 3:51 PM |
I'm Minnesota Nice
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 9, 2024 3:52 AM |
Really?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 9, 2024 5:09 AM |
If you say so.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 9, 2024 10:07 PM |
What do you mean? I told you I liked it.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 10, 2024 3:07 AM |
Don't take this the wrong way but....
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 10, 2024 3:10 AM |
Sorry, not sorry.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 11, 2024 4:49 PM |
Don’t worry, I can hardly tell you have cats.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 11, 2024 5:55 PM |
It must be so nice to have time to start these cute little threads.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 11, 2024 6:16 PM |
It must be nice to be able to relax at work rather than have to do everything yourself so it's right.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 11, 2024 6:26 PM |
[quote] Why do you ask?
IMO, that's not passive-aggressive. That sounds like a response to a rude, intrusive question.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 11, 2024 9:26 PM |
Did you create this recipe?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 11, 2024 9:58 PM |
When did your family come to America?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 12, 2024 11:40 AM |
"Not not right now" and "someday" (said with an uptick at the end) - which have non-passive aggressive usages, but in my upper Midwest upbringing were peak passive aggressive - to avoid answering questions/making choices, telling someone you don't want to do something without telling them you want to do something, or to generally dismiss a suggestion hoping it won't be brought up again.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 12, 2024 5:02 PM |
Is Minnesota nice Minnesota cunty?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 12, 2024 11:20 PM |
[quote]Let’s be passive-aggressive behavior
Maybe. Maybe not.
(staring at OP)
Hmm.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 12, 2024 11:22 PM |
Let’s not and say we did.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 13, 2024 12:54 AM |
Is Minnesota nice Minnesota cunty?"
At times, it can be obviously cunty, even if not directly cunty.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 13, 2024 1:24 AM |