Kristi Noem's Plastic Surgery

Can we also talk about those monumental wigs of hers?

They are wigs, aren't they?

Yeah, that’s the bitch who killed me.

Augmented lips, eye lift, nose job just to appeal to Corey Lewandowski.

Pageant queen and blushing bride pix at link.

She now could only get elected a dog catcher.

Kristi Noem and Gretchen Whitmer have both gone overboard with plastic surgery and botox. If they were both on the same political side of the aisle, they could have been cosmetic procedure buddies. Whitmer looks like a freakish horror movie villain on the cover of her upcoming book.

Kristi as a frau-ish looking teenager in 1990.

R6 I’m envisioning the Sandra Bullock/ Jennifer Aniston picture

Kristi on her wedding day. Her husband was cute in a early 90s average white guy kind of way.

Also, wedding dresses were fucking hideous in the 80s and 90s.

[quote]Kristi Noem and Gretchen Whitmer have both gone overboard with plastic surgery and botox.

Yes, but only one of them is a heinous cunt.

The bridal bouquets as well, r9.

She was punching above her weight with him. Still is.

Her plastic surgery is horrible, but let’s be honest. There are lots of Democratic politicians who have also had plastic surgery. Joe Biden has obviously had a facelift and hair transplant

Trump must have had a lot of work done done as well or he would be going after Joe Biden about it. Or maybe not since that would start the finger pointing at Ivanka. I heard years ago that Trump had some unusual surgery to deal with hair loss. Something about shrinking his scalp so the sides and back came up to the top. Gross but probably true.

The only politicians who probably don't have an interest in plastic surgery are the more nerdy type people like Rashida Tlaib and Katie Hobbs.

[quote] Kristi Noem and Gretchen Whitmer have both gone overboard with plastic surgery and botox.

[quote]Yes, but only one of them is a heinous cunt.

True. Whitmer has a Twitter account for her two dogs and she is supportive of her lesbian daughter. If one of Noem's kids was gay, the kid would probably be disowned by her and the rest of the family.

Disowned right into a gravel pit, bitches!

[quote] If one of Noem's kids was gay, the kid would probably be disowned by her and the rest of the family.

It could be worse.

Kristi should undergo another surgery to alter her appearance and then move to Alberta, Canada

We don't want her.

Joe Biden's plastic surgery.

My college classmate, the first woman governor of MI, has kept it a little more real. And she’s 65–but not eligible for either of the highest offices.

…not the topic at hand

Plastic surgery among Midwestern female governors is right on hand..

Just a few more procedures and she won't reflect in mirrors anymore!

Odd, R20, that Granholm never took out her facial moles until after her two terms as governor.

Jennifer Granholm looks like a lesbian college basketball coach.

Looking good, Joe!

She appears to be aging in reverse.

Shouldn't Trump have picked a VP by now? It's heading toward June. Why all the suspense?

It’s beyond rare for a non-incumbent presidential candidate to name a running mate so far in advance of the nominating convention, R27.

Tim Scott. Not Elise Stepanik because overachieving, overweight cunts are not a significant voter bloc.

Stefanik has started glamming herself up. I have always thought he would choose her and he needs a female running mate more than ever now. But she’s still repulsive and nothing is gonna help him with women now.

That gravel pit needs checking for human remains.

Some of Kristi's old wigs are probably in the gravel pit.

There's only so much The Candyman Jackson can do for a guy, ok? Even he can't make Elise tolerable to look at, on a regular basis. He's a dealer, not a magician.

R19, now do Trump's makeup, which he applies with a trowel