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Kristi Noem's Plastic Surgery

Not quite a natural beauty

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by Anonymousreply 34May 15, 2024 4:26 AM

Can we also talk about those monumental wigs of hers?

They are wigs, aren't they?

by Anonymousreply 1April 30, 2024 2:28 AM

Yeah, that’s the bitch who killed me.

by Anonymousreply 2April 30, 2024 2:30 AM

Augmented lips, eye lift, nose job just to appeal to Corey Lewandowski.

by Anonymousreply 3April 30, 2024 2:31 AM

Pageant queen and blushing bride pix at link.

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by Anonymousreply 4April 30, 2024 2:36 AM

She now could only get elected a dog catcher.

by Anonymousreply 5April 30, 2024 2:49 AM

Kristi Noem and Gretchen Whitmer have both gone overboard with plastic surgery and botox. If they were both on the same political side of the aisle, they could have been cosmetic procedure buddies. Whitmer looks like a freakish horror movie villain on the cover of her upcoming book.

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by Anonymousreply 6April 30, 2024 2:53 AM

Kristi as a frau-ish looking teenager in 1990.

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by Anonymousreply 7April 30, 2024 3:27 AM

R6 I’m envisioning the Sandra Bullock/ Jennifer Aniston picture

by Anonymousreply 8April 30, 2024 3:34 AM

Kristi on her wedding day. Her husband was cute in a early 90s average white guy kind of way.

Also, wedding dresses were fucking hideous in the 80s and 90s.

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by Anonymousreply 9April 30, 2024 1:06 PM

[quote]Kristi Noem and Gretchen Whitmer have both gone overboard with plastic surgery and botox.

Yes, but only one of them is a heinous cunt.

by Anonymousreply 10April 30, 2024 1:10 PM

The bridal bouquets as well, r9.

She was punching above her weight with him. Still is.

by Anonymousreply 11April 30, 2024 1:15 PM

Her plastic surgery is horrible, but let’s be honest. There are lots of Democratic politicians who have also had plastic surgery. Joe Biden has obviously had a facelift and hair transplant

Trump must have had a lot of work done done as well or he would be going after Joe Biden about it. Or maybe not since that would start the finger pointing at Ivanka. I heard years ago that Trump had some unusual surgery to deal with hair loss. Something about shrinking his scalp so the sides and back came up to the top. Gross but probably true.

by Anonymousreply 12April 30, 2024 1:19 PM

The only politicians who probably don't have an interest in plastic surgery are the more nerdy type people like Rashida Tlaib and Katie Hobbs.

by Anonymousreply 13April 30, 2024 1:44 PM

[quote] Kristi Noem and Gretchen Whitmer have both gone overboard with plastic surgery and botox.

[quote]Yes, but only one of them is a heinous cunt.

True. Whitmer has a Twitter account for her two dogs and she is supportive of her lesbian daughter. If one of Noem's kids was gay, the kid would probably be disowned by her and the rest of the family.

by Anonymousreply 14April 30, 2024 1:49 PM

Disowned right into a gravel pit, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 15April 30, 2024 2:09 PM

[quote] If one of Noem's kids was gay, the kid would probably be disowned by her and the rest of the family.

It could be worse.

by Anonymousreply 16April 30, 2024 2:22 PM

Kristi should undergo another surgery to alter her appearance and then move to Alberta, Canada

by Anonymousreply 17May 6, 2024 12:01 AM

We don't want her.

by Anonymousreply 18May 6, 2024 12:07 AM

Joe Biden's plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 19May 6, 2024 12:30 AM

My college classmate, the first woman governor of MI, has kept it a little more real. And she’s 65–but not eligible for either of the highest offices.

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by Anonymousreply 20May 6, 2024 12:34 AM

…not the topic at hand

by Anonymousreply 21May 6, 2024 12:34 AM

Plastic surgery among Midwestern female governors is right on hand..

by Anonymousreply 22May 6, 2024 12:37 AM

Just a few more procedures and she won't reflect in mirrors anymore!

by Anonymousreply 23May 6, 2024 12:59 AM

Odd, R20, that Granholm never took out her facial moles until after her two terms as governor.

by Anonymousreply 24May 6, 2024 1:08 AM

Jennifer Granholm looks like a lesbian college basketball coach.

by Anonymousreply 25May 6, 2024 1:10 AM

Looking good, Joe!

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by Anonymousreply 26May 6, 2024 1:41 AM

She appears to be aging in reverse.

Shouldn't Trump have picked a VP by now? It's heading toward June. Why all the suspense?

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by Anonymousreply 27May 6, 2024 6:49 AM

It’s beyond rare for a non-incumbent presidential candidate to name a running mate so far in advance of the nominating convention, R27.

by Anonymousreply 28May 6, 2024 8:56 AM

Tim Scott. Not Elise Stepanik because overachieving, overweight cunts are not a significant voter bloc.

by Anonymousreply 29May 6, 2024 11:43 AM

Stefanik has started glamming herself up. I have always thought he would choose her and he needs a female running mate more than ever now. But she’s still repulsive and nothing is gonna help him with women now.

by Anonymousreply 30May 6, 2024 12:26 PM

That gravel pit needs checking for human remains.

by Anonymousreply 31May 8, 2024 12:39 PM

Some of Kristi's old wigs are probably in the gravel pit.

by Anonymousreply 32May 15, 2024 4:05 AM

There's only so much The Candyman Jackson can do for a guy, ok? Even he can't make Elise tolerable to look at, on a regular basis. He's a dealer, not a magician.

by Anonymousreply 33May 15, 2024 4:09 AM

R19, now do Trump's makeup, which he applies with a trowel

by Anonymousreply 34May 15, 2024 4:26 AM
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