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From Ryan Gosling to Tom Cruise to Zac Efron, too many Hollywood hunks now look more chipmunk than chiseled!

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by Anonymousreply 95May 14, 2024 6:33 AM

Ryan Goaling.

by Anonymousreply 1April 27, 2024 8:01 PM


by Anonymousreply 2April 27, 2024 8:01 PM

Newsflash: aging changes a persons' looks.

by Anonymousreply 3April 27, 2024 8:04 PM

He has always been pretty average looking to me, I think the beard helps but now that puffed up face is doing him no favors. Do they think we don't have eyes?

by Anonymousreply 4April 27, 2024 8:04 PM

Zac Efron is just two more procedures away from looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

A shame, he used to be so cute.

by Anonymousreply 5April 27, 2024 8:05 PM

[quote] Do they think we don't have eyes?

I have two fully functional and perfectly normal eyes.

by Anonymousreply 6April 27, 2024 8:05 PM

Remember when lines gave peoples’ faces character? Kill high-def

by Anonymousreply 7April 27, 2024 8:06 PM

Ryan Bloating

by Anonymousreply 8April 27, 2024 8:06 PM

R3 is blind or retarded

by Anonymousreply 9April 27, 2024 8:07 PM

Zac Efron was so cute when he first got famous. I used to like Rob Lowe back in the early 80's, I like a slim guy with a pretty face and longish dark hair. I realize you can't stay looking like an 18 year old twin forever but it is a crying shame how Efron has ruined his looks.

by Anonymousreply 10April 27, 2024 8:08 PM

[quote] Happiness is a Gosling recognizing you, and running excitedly towards you!

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by Anonymousreply 11April 27, 2024 8:11 PM

Comment from DM: He looks more like Amy Schumer.

by Anonymousreply 12April 27, 2024 8:15 PM

r12 that article is pretty funny.

[quote]He's hung up Ken's Stetson but Ryan Gosling's apparent passion for plastic might extend beyond playing Barbie's boyfriend. With a waxy shine and seemingly inflated cheeks, 43-year-old Gosling is causing something of a stir among disconcerted fans on social media. Has he been primping and pumping, some wonder. He looks more like Amy Schumer than the fine-featured leading man we all adore, others say.

by Anonymousreply 13April 27, 2024 8:19 PM

Full cheeks never look good on a man- he's lost his cheekbones.

by Anonymousreply 14April 27, 2024 8:30 PM

He always looks like he’s forcing ONE facial angle and NO smile in his publicity photos. Now I see why - dude has some TERRIBLE angles.

He had a flat face before - average, but not ugly - and the fillers now just make him look fat (and old).

Did he take filler advice from Emily Blunt? 👽

by Anonymousreply 15April 27, 2024 8:39 PM

His face looks like fat Elvis

by Anonymousreply 16April 27, 2024 8:41 PM

[quote] His face looks like fat Elvis

Does his voice sound like fat Elvis' too?

by Anonymousreply 17April 27, 2024 8:43 PM

Fillers but they will settle.

by Anonymousreply 18April 27, 2024 8:45 PM

People keep bringing up Efron needing jaw surgery, but this is beyond repairing his jaw.

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by Anonymousreply 19April 27, 2024 8:54 PM

I think he is jealous of the other male actors. They all have gay blind items but he doesn't. So to even that out he makes himself now look like a gay gosling with all those fillers. Ryan's face looks now like Mariah's.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 27, 2024 8:55 PM

Oh ick on them all...at 68 I look better than all of them

by Anonymousreply 21April 27, 2024 9:04 PM

R3 yes we all do but, obvious fillers don’t do them any favors

by Anonymousreply 22April 27, 2024 9:06 PM

Efron's face was changed by the hormones he took (or is still taken). Plus he has body dysmorphia and he's been fucking with the shape of his face with further implants and fillers.

by Anonymousreply 23April 27, 2024 9:06 PM

Notice how Gosling is wearing his hair tousled now instead of slicked back. He knows slicked back it will really show off those chipmunk cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 24April 27, 2024 9:07 PM

He looks like that awful real estate broker on one of those old Bravo Reality series, the one who used to squeal and do a little kick when he was excited. Fredrick Ecklund.

by Anonymousreply 25April 27, 2024 9:12 PM

Will Ferrellesque

by Anonymousreply 26April 27, 2024 9:14 PM

While Efron certainly looks different, the photos they’re comparing him with are from his High School Musical days. He’s older now. His BMI is probably higher than what it used to be. I think he looks the short, early middle aged gentleman that he is now.

by Anonymousreply 27April 27, 2024 9:20 PM

[quote] I think he looks the short, early middle aged gentleman that he is now.

I preferred him when he looked like a girl.

by Anonymousreply 28April 27, 2024 9:21 PM

OP- You just used THREE gay men as examples.

I thought us homos were more attractive than straights.

by Anonymousreply 29April 27, 2024 9:23 PM

Eva Mendes had something weird done to her face, maybe they got a BOGO deal

by Anonymousreply 30April 27, 2024 9:26 PM

Could anything be more insulting than being told you look like Amy Schumer? JFC that is so harsh.

by Anonymousreply 31April 27, 2024 9:54 PM

[quote] Could anything be more insulting than being told you look like Amy Schumer?


by Anonymousreply 32April 27, 2024 9:57 PM

Why is Schumer so hated, r31.

by Anonymousreply 33April 27, 2024 10:01 PM

Zac is more of a result of letting your drug dealer beat the shit out of you and then having procedures to fix it.

by Anonymousreply 34April 27, 2024 10:06 PM

R3, that's not aging. That's fillers

by Anonymousreply 35April 27, 2024 10:06 PM

Sandra Bullock dated him so maybe Gosling is gay.

by Anonymousreply 36April 27, 2024 10:12 PM

Ryan is an actor who will put on weight for a role; he was fired from The lovely bones cos he interrupted his character would be fat..he later said he had been stupid. Most movie stars aren't like runway models...and all those catwalk male models don't have the X factor to be a star. Theres only been a handful of very handsome/pretty stars...Rob Lowe, Brad, Bedford, Newman, heyday Cruise, Ryan Reynolds, Christopher Reeve, Henry Cavill, Robert Taylor, William Holden, Monty Clift: a lot of them rely on sex appeal, or a likeability quality...and today, their muscular body...thats why someone like Paul Mescal is a movie star, he has it...the X factor...not many main Movie stars were or are pretty or could be models. One who is so goodlooking but stardom eludes him is James Marsden...why?

by Anonymousreply 37April 27, 2024 10:21 PM

cos he interrupted his character


by Anonymousreply 38April 27, 2024 10:44 PM

I think R37 meant "he interpreted his character".

by Anonymousreply 39April 27, 2024 10:47 PM

Info about Gosling's Canadian shlingy.

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by Anonymousreply 40April 28, 2024 3:30 PM

OP's photo of Gosling is giving Jay Leno vibes.

by Anonymousreply 41April 28, 2024 3:53 PM

We used to call a fraternity brother Shovelhead—he was cute, but his head was shaped like a shovel, Ryan-like.

by Anonymousreply 42April 28, 2024 3:56 PM

they all should be cast in the lollipop guild follies

by Anonymousreply 43April 28, 2024 4:05 PM

Efron looks like a slightly hotter Brian Sims now. I think it’s just weight gain since his twinky, skinny bottom phase 10+ years ago.

Lookup Tom Welling today for a similar comparison.

Gosling, however, has fucked it up with the fillers.

by Anonymousreply 44April 28, 2024 4:14 PM

R3 In a different way that in that picture.

by Anonymousreply 45April 28, 2024 4:40 PM

Low bar, very low R44

This is your face on drugs…🍳🍳

by Anonymousreply 46April 28, 2024 5:17 PM

What's bizarre is he's only 43. How bad could he actually look at 43 that he needs this? Can't he look his age and play characters that age?

by Anonymousreply 47April 28, 2024 5:55 PM

[quote] Though it's all small fry compared to Zac Efron's jaw-gate saga. The High School Musical star – just 36 years old – blamed a collision with a granite fountain at his home for the new face that popped up in 2022. Truly, such a mishap could only afflict the rich and famous of La La Land.

by Anonymousreply 48April 28, 2024 5:58 PM

He looks more like fat Wynonna than fat Elvis.

by Anonymousreply 49April 28, 2024 6:04 PM

With every procedure he's looking more and more Barton MacLane.

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by Anonymousreply 50April 28, 2024 6:13 PM

Zefron comparison.

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by Anonymousreply 51April 28, 2024 6:21 PM

R51 he got older. That’s the change.

by Anonymousreply 52April 28, 2024 6:29 PM

r52, in pic 2 and 4, there is a huge difference in his chin and jaw.

by Anonymousreply 53April 28, 2024 6:33 PM

I read that title as “From closet case to closet case to closet case, too many Hollywood closet cases to now look more chipmunk than chiseled!”

by Anonymousreply 54April 28, 2024 6:50 PM

Plus Zac has been on a lot of steroids. That drastically changes a man's jawline too.

by Anonymousreply 55April 28, 2024 6:53 PM

I must say, the new career path comes as a surprise, but I wish Captain Gosling all the very best!

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by Anonymousreply 56April 28, 2024 6:58 PM

Cruise looks fat.

by Anonymousreply 57April 28, 2024 7:02 PM

R56 that’s Efron after a shave.

by Anonymousreply 58April 28, 2024 7:08 PM

I hope he doesn’t destroy his face, because he’s got that handsome nerd look, similar to Gene Wilder. The smirk, too. Actually, he’d probably be an excellent Wonka if the opportunity rises.

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by Anonymousreply 59April 28, 2024 7:14 PM

^ with a face like that, old Hollywood would have cast him when they couldn't get Edward Everett Horton.

by Anonymousreply 60April 28, 2024 7:19 PM

Men should just say NO to face work.

by Anonymousreply 61April 28, 2024 7:20 PM

Don’t these people have any friends real friends to tell them the truth ???? No. Just sycophants …. all with altered vision and perception from massive doses of crap fillers .

It’s fucking hideous . Amy Schumer is right .

by Anonymousreply 62April 28, 2024 7:23 PM

It’s not about looking good, it’s about telling people you paid for it.

by Anonymousreply 63April 28, 2024 7:27 PM

R47 is correct, the worrying part is that Gosling is only 43 and already looking that plastic. Cruise or Pitt, looking better or worse for their procedures (Pitt looks good), are much older. Efron always seemed demented so no surprises there.

Truly, this s ultimately very unattractive. But i guess they are now facing (and responding) to what female actresses have been doing for years, with much similar results.

by Anonymousreply 64April 28, 2024 7:33 PM

[quote]with a face like that, old Hollywood would have cast him when they couldn't get Edward Everett Horton

Bradley Cooper, not Gosling, looks like that, R60.

by Anonymousreply 65April 28, 2024 7:39 PM

Possible Gosling has had a reaction to his filler. He looks especially swollen. His body was quite fit on SNL this spring, so it's not weight gain in the face. I thought there was a big movement away from filler and back to lifts, resurfacing, and judicious botox. If you need volumes then it seems implants are better than filler.

by Anonymousreply 66April 29, 2024 7:37 AM

r66 is spending WAY TOO MUCH TIME on that Canadian thing. Ryan? Is that his name?

by Anonymousreply 67April 29, 2024 7:51 AM

[QUOTE]Don’t these people have any friends real friends to tell them the truth ????

How do their partners react or feel? It may sound equally superficial or vapid as some folks with some surgical procedures, but if my partner came home with such an altered face, I'd be heartbroken. Thinking of more extreme cases like Jessica Simpson -- how do her children not cry when they see their mom's new face? It must be jarring.

And, yes, Amy Schumer -- uncanny.

by Anonymousreply 68April 29, 2024 8:35 AM

you can't be serious, R52

by Anonymousreply 69April 29, 2024 11:48 AM
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by Anonymousreply 70April 29, 2024 3:01 PM

[quote] Goaling IS goals

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by Anonymousreply 71May 3, 2024 12:54 AM

Question to all the DL cosmetic surgeons or dermatologist. Why do people not opt for sculptra instead of the other injectables? The results take longer but are more natural and last longer?

by Anonymousreply 72May 3, 2024 1:15 AM

Where do they hide their nuts? And do they remember where? Apparently not.

by Anonymousreply 73May 3, 2024 3:13 AM

Are there any manly male movie stars any more?

by Anonymousreply 74May 3, 2024 7:50 AM

He looks like he’s been stung by a swarm of bees. Fillers rarely look good, I don’t know why they bother with them.

by Anonymousreply 75May 3, 2024 7:52 AM

^^^Because they're STARS. $$$$

by Anonymousreply 76May 3, 2024 8:02 AM

[quote]Oh ick on them all...at 68 I look better than all of them

Spoken like a true DL-er!

by Anonymousreply 77May 3, 2024 8:10 AM

I miss his old nose...

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by Anonymousreply 78May 3, 2024 1:21 PM

Gosling looks like an orangutan in OP’s link pic. Very unfortunate.

by Anonymousreply 79May 3, 2024 2:24 PM

his plastic surgery and body building gave him valid “good looking” leading man looks that lasted about 10 years. but it seems time is up. i preferred his OG looks. but im not a hollywood producer or the mass movie audience with its milquetoast taste.

by Anonymousreply 80May 3, 2024 3:24 PM

R80 Well, in truth, how do we know that the mass movie audience doesn't also like his original looks? I think in Hollywood (where I've never worked, I'm just guessing) they do this stuff for each other, thinking it's what the mass audience wants. Personally I like an actor to look real. Gosling was never (to me) a big beauty, anyway - but cute - so why his OG looks weren't good enough doesn't make sense. I don't know if this post makes a lot of sense either.

by Anonymousreply 81May 4, 2024 2:53 PM

Clearly, the new face is not working box office magic for him judging by the box office returns for "The Fall Guy". Deadweight Emily Blunt + Hollywood plastic Ryan = box office turd

by Anonymousreply 82May 12, 2024 8:18 PM

His new look was distracting while watching "The Fall Guy". It gives you an uncanny valley feeling. It looked like an AI version of Ryan Gosling. Same with Emily Blunt. She did something around her mouth that makes her look off.

by Anonymousreply 83May 12, 2024 8:53 PM

He always looked weird. Not much you can do with a lantern jaw.

by Anonymousreply 84May 12, 2024 10:04 PM

He looks like he is auditioning for the next Planet of the Aprs movie.

by Anonymousreply 85May 12, 2024 10:14 PM
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by Anonymousreply 86May 12, 2024 10:22 PM

Planet of the Aprils.

by Anonymousreply 87May 13, 2024 1:18 AM

I'm disappointed in Ryan Gosling's face in that picture. I've always found him to be quite attractive.

by Anonymousreply 88May 13, 2024 1:21 AM

Ryan Gosling’s nose is too narrowed. It looks kind of like a needle.

by Anonymousreply 89May 13, 2024 1:27 AM

Maybe we should call him "Needlenose."

by Anonymousreply 90May 13, 2024 1:34 AM

Gosling was a really nice looking guy before he had all the work done. He didn't need any of it. I'll never understand why people who are perfectly good looking have to fuck with their faces. Nicole Kidman is another example.

by Anonymousreply 91May 13, 2024 1:41 AM

Never mind the face, Ryan has a hot body. I'd lick his shitter.

by Anonymousreply 92May 13, 2024 9:35 AM

Amy Schumer shouldn’t cut her hair that short

by Anonymousreply 93May 13, 2024 11:57 AM

[quote] Natural or tweaked?

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by Anonymousreply 94May 14, 2024 6:17 AM

They ain’t aging. This motherfucker got at best fillers at worst full blown plastic surgery. He is waiting for his face to settle in which he will look better.

by Anonymousreply 95May 14, 2024 6:33 AM
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