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The Gays and Tennis, Part 166 -- Le Chemin a Paris

Madrid, Roma, Paris ... Tu te souviens?

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by Anonymousreply 602May 17, 2024 3:58 PM

Rafa doing Rafa things.

by Anonymousreply 1April 27, 2024 4:51 PM

Kekmanovic team or Wuud team?

by Anonymousreply 2April 27, 2024 8:38 PM

Famoose ass.

by Anonymousreply 3April 27, 2024 8:39 PM

Thanks, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4April 27, 2024 8:39 PM

Navarro's rich father bought billboards of her to display on the roads to Indian Wells. I've hated her since.

Daddy also owns the Cincy and Charleston tournaments. Talk about going out of your way to buy your daughter's way in.

by Anonymousreply 5April 27, 2024 8:40 PM

Daddy's not playing the matches, so I don't get your beef.

by Anonymousreply 6April 27, 2024 8:46 PM


Mopsy mopped the floor with Legz+ 0 and 2

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by Anonymousreply 7April 27, 2024 9:07 PM

Mensik with a good win over (not so) Young Grigor in 3.

I've heard talk that he's the most talented of the young Czechs.

by Anonymousreply 8April 27, 2024 9:10 PM

Wuud over Kek-man-o-vic.

by Anonymousreply 9April 27, 2024 9:15 PM

Wuud got a haircut.

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by Anonymousreply 10April 27, 2024 9:51 PM

[quote] Wuud got a haircut.

Wuvley. Huh huh huh.

by Anonymousreply 11April 27, 2024 9:52 PM

Navarro has had some good results.

by Anonymousreply 12April 27, 2024 10:04 PM

Hoping for more gratuitous glimpses of Rafa ass.

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by Anonymousreply 13April 28, 2024 1:39 AM


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by Anonymousreply 14April 28, 2024 1:40 AM

"Daddy also owns the Cincy and Charleston tournaments. Talk about going out of your way to buy your daughter's way in."

I totally agree, but the "pure" thing about tennis is that even if parents can get their kids in the door, ultimately results are objective - parents can't produce wins for their kids.

by Anonymousreply 15April 28, 2024 2:32 AM

Who will inherit more Jessica Pegula or Emma Navarro?

by Anonymousreply 16April 28, 2024 2:37 AM

Who will peg more - Xisha, Mary or Maria?

by Anonymousreply 17April 28, 2024 2:39 AM

Sometimes I think Rafa signed that Saudi deal because he knows Mary won't be able to go there with him.

by Anonymousreply 18April 28, 2024 2:44 AM

Tsitsipas back to doing Tsitsipas things. Losing to lower ranks. ω αγαπητέ

by Anonymousreply 19April 28, 2024 4:03 AM

That made me crack the fuck up R18.

by Anonymousreply 20April 28, 2024 4:11 AM

Who is the hottie in Humbert's box? He's such a hot DILF.

by Anonymousreply 21April 28, 2024 9:52 AM

Struffi is on fire, he just took out the UGOAT in straights

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by Anonymousreply 22April 28, 2024 10:51 AM

My Big Blue Dutch Boy cooly dispatches the Demented Dane!

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by Anonymousreply 23April 28, 2024 11:27 AM

Davidovich Fokina lost another TB after being up by several points. He is such a headcase.

by Anonymousreply 24April 28, 2024 12:11 PM

R24 it's quite entertaining to watch two nutcases do everything they can to lose to the other one.

I love Foki, but he's totally wasting his talent.

by Anonymousreply 25April 28, 2024 12:14 PM

Rublev needs to go back to screaming and hitting himself if it means that he's going to play better. This neutered version ain't it.

by Anonymousreply 26April 28, 2024 1:20 PM

Boss Daddy easily over Lil Sebastian

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by Anonymousreply 27April 28, 2024 3:49 PM


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by Anonymousreply 28April 28, 2024 4:47 PM

I will miss Danielle Collins's spiciness.

by Anonymousreply 29April 28, 2024 4:53 PM

I will miss all that winning.

by Anonymousreply 30April 28, 2024 4:54 PM

Paul already got broken by Cerundolo.

by Anonymousreply 31April 28, 2024 5:16 PM

Is Paul really this bad on clay?

by Anonymousreply 32April 28, 2024 5:18 PM

Ms. Collins still in it —3rd set.

by Anonymousreply 33April 28, 2024 5:29 PM

Tommy will always have a chance in this match as Cerundolo is so damn inconsistent. Every time he breaks, he hands it straight back!

by Anonymousreply 34April 28, 2024 5:49 PM

15 in a row for Daanielle.

by Anonymousreply 35April 28, 2024 6:29 PM

Montgomery takes a set of Sabs!

by Anonymousreply 36April 28, 2024 7:55 PM

Boss Daddy beating up a short king doesn't interest me. He faces Hubie next, another giant with a big serve. They've never faced each other on clay. Should be good...

by Anonymousreply 37April 28, 2024 8:01 PM

Shapo's knee is taped so tightly that he basically swings that leg when he walks. That can't be good for the hip and lower back.

by Anonymousreply 38April 28, 2024 9:10 PM

our dumb, sweet Tommy looks good in yellow

bye, Tommy :-(

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by Anonymousreply 39April 28, 2024 9:26 PM


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by Anonymousreply 40April 28, 2024 9:28 PM

Shapo's probably not going to win this match, but he looks good

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by Anonymousreply 41April 28, 2024 9:40 PM

[quote] but he looks good

And I’s good wrapper!

by Anonymousreply 42April 28, 2024 10:01 PM

Who looks better today - A. Zverev or Shapo?

by Anonymousreply 43April 28, 2024 10:41 PM

Willard or Scooby Doo?

by Anonymousreply 44April 28, 2024 10:46 PM

Sacha is so handsome and sexy.

by Anonymousreply 45April 28, 2024 10:46 PM

[quote]And I’s good wrapper!

I iz from da hood

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by Anonymousreply 46April 28, 2024 10:52 PM

What is going on......

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by Anonymousreply 47April 28, 2024 10:54 PM

Foki and Wubby are in love. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 48April 29, 2024 1:03 AM

^ ”Challengers” is based on their timeless love story.

by Anonymousreply 49April 29, 2024 1:05 AM

[quote] ^ ”Challengers” is based on their timeless love story.

"Love" is not just a score in tennis; it is a word for their challenge.

by Anonymousreply 50April 29, 2024 1:20 AM

With that kit, Brat/Legz looks like Tweety Bird with the exception of his cap, armbands, shoes and socks and, of course, foundation makeup.

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by Anonymousreply 51April 29, 2024 1:22 AM

Tweety's toast.

by Anonymousreply 52April 29, 2024 3:23 AM


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by Anonymousreply 53April 29, 2024 6:43 AM

Matteo is such a whore. And not even that good at casually showing off that watch.

by Anonymousreply 54April 29, 2024 6:56 AM

Caveman Berretini hubba hubba.

by Anonymousreply 55April 29, 2024 7:29 AM

Just watched the Fritz/Baez highlights. Daddy is such an awkward mover - sort of bowlegged or spastic or something. Because he's 6'5?

by Anonymousreply 56April 29, 2024 7:34 AM

Cachin is so hot.

by Anonymousreply 57April 29, 2024 2:52 PM

Nadal needs to just shave his head.

Looks like an arid garden.

(I wonder if hair growth treatments contain prohibited ingredients….)

Hilariously, Tennis Channel just cut from the match to a Bosley commercial for balding men.

by Anonymousreply 58April 29, 2024 3:55 PM

Question to the poster still angry with Rune over stupid homophobic comments (or perceived to be) he made as a teen:

How do you feel about Nadal? He’s in bed with the Saudis… taking their money in a partnership… and they’re the definition of homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 59April 29, 2024 4:20 PM

His Royal Hotness, King Pedro Cachin

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by Anonymousreply 60April 29, 2024 4:20 PM

Cachin claws back to take the second set!

by Anonymousreply 61April 29, 2024 4:25 PM

God, that set was like pulling teeth. So many missed chances for Pedro! Amazed he got it over the line in the enbd.

by Anonymousreply 62April 29, 2024 4:26 PM

Mery Xisca isn't paying attention, she's too busy with turkey baster talk

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by Anonymousreply 63April 29, 2024 4:36 PM

Xisca and Sister Rafa are bumping pussies.

by Anonymousreply 64April 29, 2024 4:41 PM

Sad that Cachin lost, but happy Rafa won.

by Anonymousreply 65April 29, 2024 5:20 PM

I wanted them both to win, lol.

by Anonymousreply 66April 29, 2024 5:21 PM

Coco choked—yet again

by Anonymousreply 67April 29, 2024 5:23 PM

Who has the hottest bod on the ATP Tour AND will be knocking out Rafa in the next round?


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by Anonymousreply 68April 29, 2024 6:22 PM

Collins team or She Hulk team?

Ons defeats Peppa in straight sets.

by Anonymousreply 69April 29, 2024 6:41 PM

Rafa is still trying to get match-tough after his hiatus. He could likely be fatigued after today's match. He's gone deeper this tournament than his last. Progress at least. If Lehecka puts him out tomorrow, hopefully a deeper run at Rome (if he plays).

by Anonymousreply 70April 29, 2024 6:46 PM

bye Peppa

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by Anonymousreply 71April 29, 2024 6:55 PM

Bow down bishes.

by Anonymousreply 72April 29, 2024 7:14 PM

[quote]Collins team or She Hulk team?

I'm rooting for Danimal Collins because it's her last time playing Madrid. Also, She-hulk is a homewrecker who's dating (another?) married man (Georgios Fragulis)

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by Anonymousreply 73April 29, 2024 7:19 PM

Our Ever Fragrant Danielle Rose Team.


by Anonymousreply 74April 29, 2024 7:23 PM

On the rag? How would you know?

by Anonymousreply 75April 29, 2024 7:27 PM

Felix wanders in to the round of 32 with a Mensik retirement. Granted he breadstick'd Mensik in the first set, so Felix was holding form.

by Anonymousreply 76April 29, 2024 7:28 PM

It's the the round of 16 for Felix. Casper next.

by Anonymousreply 77April 29, 2024 7:31 PM

Sinner won but was he limping? His movement didn't look great but I was only half paying attention.

by Anonymousreply 78April 29, 2024 8:14 PM

J’adore Felix. I wish he’d find confidence.

by Anonymousreply 79April 29, 2024 8:28 PM

Apparently Sinner injured his hip last week R78

by Anonymousreply 80April 29, 2024 8:58 PM

Too much practice for Roland Garros…apparently doing an Eiffel Tower.

by Anonymousreply 81April 29, 2024 9:04 PM

[quote] Apparently Sinner injured his hip last week

I’s do hip hop!

by Anonymousreply 82April 29, 2024 9:06 PM

Danimal giving She-Hulk some…difficulties.

by Anonymousreply 83April 29, 2024 9:38 PM

Hopefully Andreevabitch can take out Screamin' Saba.

by Anonymousreply 84April 29, 2024 10:45 PM

Cachin is such a Nadal fanboy. It' so cute.

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by Anonymousreply 85April 30, 2024 6:41 AM

R85 it seems like Rafa is the favorite of the Big 3 for fellow players - with Fed being a close second.

by Anonymousreply 86April 30, 2024 8:06 AM

R86 Novaxx =

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by Anonymousreply 87April 30, 2024 9:41 AM

Daddy takes out Hubie. Played consistently well all through the match. He looks like he's getting very comfortable on clay.

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by Anonymousreply 88April 30, 2024 12:09 PM

Shirtless Matteo.

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by Anonymousreply 89April 30, 2024 12:44 PM

Great straight sets win for Cerundolo over rat-faced scumbag, Zverev. Pummelling forehands and punshing drop-shots a-go-go!

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by Anonymousreply 90April 30, 2024 2:00 PM

Very happy for Cerundolo!

by Anonymousreply 91April 30, 2024 2:34 PM

Struff must have an amazing and beautiful piece.

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by Anonymousreply 93April 30, 2024 3:48 PM

Cerundolo's coach is kinda hot.

by Anonymousreply 94April 30, 2024 3:50 PM

Struff steals the second set with an ace, just fractionally on the line.

Spicy third set incoming!

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by Anonymousreply 95April 30, 2024 3:56 PM

Struff is hot. Great body

by Anonymousreply 96April 30, 2024 4:01 PM

S0-40 down @ 3-5 and Struff refusing to go down! Great match!

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by Anonymousreply 97April 30, 2024 4:43 PM

FAA team or Wuud team?

Nadal team or Lehecka team?

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by Anonymousreply 98April 30, 2024 5:18 PM

Tippy Turtle team or Ons team?

by Anonymousreply 99April 30, 2024 5:18 PM

Wuud and Lehecka Teams, por favor!

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by Anonymousreply 100April 30, 2024 5:36 PM

[quote]Tippy Turtle team or Ons team?

Iga will destroy either one, so...

by Anonymousreply 101April 30, 2024 5:36 PM

I was wooting for Wuud, but great to see Felix back in full flow, and playing confidently.

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by Anonymousreply 102April 30, 2024 6:57 PM

FAA!!! This also guarantees he's seeded for the French Open.

by Anonymousreply 103April 30, 2024 7:32 PM

Ons goes from winning the first set 6-0 to losing the third set 1-6.

by Anonymousreply 104April 30, 2024 7:36 PM

Wow, Keys has never been strong on clay, so was this more a matter of Ons losing?

Good for Felix. He seems like a nice fellow, but he just doesn’t seem to have the killer instinct or wild self-belief or whatever it is that makes champions.

by Anonymousreply 105April 30, 2024 7:55 PM

I think that Felix has modeled his demeanor on the gentlemen champions of the past: Laver, Ashe, Borg, Wilander, Edberg. Those players made their marks without all the showboating we see so much these days.

by Anonymousreply 106April 30, 2024 8:26 PM

Lehecka cake!

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by Anonymousreply 107April 30, 2024 8:53 PM

Lehecka is stacked

I'm thinking he shaves his legs, and Rafa too?

by Anonymousreply 108April 30, 2024 9:27 PM

Lehecka's shoe-string drop volley is out of this world

by Anonymousreply 109April 30, 2024 9:28 PM

Boss Daddy

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by Anonymousreply 110April 30, 2024 9:37 PM

[quote]Lehecka is stacked. I'm thinking he shaves his legs

He probably shaves everything, his pits too

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by Anonymousreply 111April 30, 2024 9:41 PM

that's weird, but I guess body-builders do it, too

by Anonymousreply 112April 30, 2024 9:47 PM

Lehecka wins in straights

bye Rafa

by Anonymousreply 113April 30, 2024 10:06 PM

Lehecka has a much better ass than I expected at R107. Pity about his face.

by Anonymousreply 114April 30, 2024 10:50 PM

Is Boss Daddy going to win this whole thing?

by Anonymousreply 115April 30, 2024 10:58 PM

Are those his nips, or just moles?!

by Anonymousreply 116May 1, 2024 12:00 AM

Whose, R116?

by Anonymousreply 117May 1, 2024 12:01 AM

R111 duh

by Anonymousreply 118May 1, 2024 12:03 AM

Boss Daddy looks great in his neutral color Boss kits. Nice that he's ditched the scoop neck blouses.

by Anonymousreply 119May 1, 2024 12:14 AM

Gauff is auff. Honestly, I think she still hasn't completely gelled, despite the Slam win. She's always had a large range of play, thus can beat and lose to a wide variety of players. But, she really hasn't had a notable result in a while.

by Anonymousreply 120May 1, 2024 12:22 AM

Not gonna lie. Boss Daddy new look is fucking hot but absolutely nothing is hotter than Lehecka

by Anonymousreply 121May 1, 2024 4:09 AM

Seriously, Lehecka? Nice ass, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 122May 1, 2024 4:49 AM
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by Anonymousreply 123May 1, 2024 4:53 AM

R122 he could get t.

by Anonymousreply 124May 1, 2024 4:58 AM

Is the PTPA Ons’ own poison pussy? She has gone downhill since joining the executive committee of the PTPA.

Poison Tits Pussy Ass

by Anonymousreply 125May 1, 2024 5:28 AM

I guess he has been working out (cough) a lot since R123 pic

by Anonymousreply 126May 1, 2024 7:24 AM

Woobie Team or Carlitos Team?

Boss Daddy Team or Cinderello Team?

by Anonymousreply 127May 1, 2024 10:19 AM

Carlitos and Francisco Teams... SI SEÑOR!

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by Anonymousreply 128May 1, 2024 10:31 AM

Holger fellates a bottle....and swallows!

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by Anonymousreply 129May 1, 2024 3:38 PM

Alcaraz choking. NID. He has played shitty all year.

by Anonymousreply 130May 1, 2024 3:56 PM

Why couldn't Carlitos have played like this yesterday?

I wanted Struffi to go all the way!

If Carlitos loses, I think it's karma for the Madrid crowd. They were lousy last night. I totally get that it was a unique occasion - possibly Rafa's match in Madrid - but for them to react in total silence to some amazing shot-making by Lehecka was just 'not tennis' IMHO. Yes, you cheer and holler for 'your guy' but you also acknowledge the other guy's great efforts with polite applause.

by Anonymousreply 131May 1, 2024 4:08 PM

Rublev demolishes Alcaraz in the third.

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by Anonymousreply 133May 1, 2024 4:29 PM

The Madrid tournament is rather shitty. Bring on Rome and RG

by Anonymousreply 134May 1, 2024 4:32 PM

Sinner withdraws - probably wants to be sure he's in shape for Rome - Felix straight through to the Semis.

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by Anonymousreply 135May 1, 2024 5:08 PM

With Sinner, Alcaraz and Ruud out, it's anyone's to win. Francisco and Felix have a great shot at winning their first Masters 1000.

by Anonymousreply 136May 1, 2024 5:13 PM

Boss Daddy FTW

by Anonymousreply 137May 1, 2024 5:14 PM

She Hulk has a MASSIVE cold sore on her bottom lip.


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by Anonymousreply 139May 1, 2024 9:08 PM

Njet, is just little herpes

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by Anonymousreply 140May 1, 2024 9:11 PM

Ruud should not be losing to FAA, damn. I still think Ruud is the dark horse at RG. More than Meddy, Stefanos, or Zverev. Ruud is my fourth pick.

by Anonymousreply 141May 1, 2024 9:15 PM

Boss Daddy serving for the SF

by Anonymousreply 142May 1, 2024 9:28 PM

Ruud was the RG finalist last year. I'd hardly call him a dark horse.

by Anonymousreply 143May 1, 2024 9:29 PM

Boss Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 144May 1, 2024 9:31 PM

Disappointing from Fran. He had all the momentum in the third set.

He really needs to work on not losing focus in matches. He loses so many due to bad lapses in concentration.

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by Anonymousreply 146May 1, 2024 9:43 PM

Boss Daddy is only winning these matches because his obnoxious girlfriend isn't there to distract him. He needs to leave her in LA more.

by Anonymousreply 147May 1, 2024 9:48 PM

Small Cat Team or Stacked Jiri Team?

by Anonymousreply 148May 1, 2024 10:00 PM

Jiri team for a change of pace.

by Anonymousreply 149May 1, 2024 10:42 PM

Jiri Team. I want him to go all the way.

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by Anonymousreply 150May 2, 2024 5:29 AM

Med. Definitely Med.

by Anonymousreply 151May 2, 2024 3:48 PM

Crazy Legs Crane, Medvedev, loses the first set and retires with some niggle that was impeding his movement.

Will Jiri get to win one match in Madrid where he's able to properly celebrate?

He's now got Felix in the semis - definitely winnable.

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by Anonymousreply 152May 2, 2024 6:57 PM

I can imagine the ratings for the semis and the final....through the roof!

by Anonymousreply 153May 2, 2024 7:00 PM

I hope Baby Meddy is okay. Though, better to be injured during the clay season than the U.S. hardcourt season.

by Anonymousreply 154May 2, 2024 8:32 PM

Woobie Team or Boss Daddy Team?

Stacked Jiri Team or FAA Team?

by Anonymousreply 155May 2, 2024 9:08 PM

Woobie Team - out of the pair he's more deserving of a second Masters 1000

Jiri (Eleison) Team - I'm happy to see the FAA revival, but am just too horny for Jiri's bod right now. Soz, Felix!

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by Anonymousreply 156May 2, 2024 9:18 PM

I think Boss Daddy is as deserving as Woobie of a second Masters 1000. And Boss Daddy keeps his cool.

by Anonymousreply 157May 2, 2024 9:30 PM

Who is this female Tennis Channel color commentator?

by Anonymousreply 158May 2, 2024 9:30 PM

Teams Felix and Andrey for sentimental reasons. Also on the Jiri HAF train, but for me Fritz is a dial tone. A nice dial tone, though.

by Anonymousreply 159May 2, 2024 9:37 PM

Wublev team (but prefer the Daddy eye candy)

FAA team

by Anonymousreply 160May 2, 2024 10:15 PM

Its come that time in a tournament that you want all of them to win their matches.

by Anonymousreply 161May 3, 2024 12:29 AM

Thanks to the posting of “PP” on Gays and Tennis threads, every time I see PowerPoint referred to as PP in a work email I think of “Poison Pussy”.

by Anonymousreply 162May 3, 2024 12:32 AM

New hottie alert. Karue Sell, a 30 year old, UCLA grad, in the Challengers

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by Anonymousreply 163May 3, 2024 1:25 AM

He appears old and used at 30…also, touting Ucla is not really “going on good” these days…if you read the papers.

by Anonymousreply 164May 3, 2024 1:57 AM

The tireless work of DL tennis sleuths to discover and document hawtness is one of the great blessings in my life.

by Anonymousreply 165May 3, 2024 10:50 AM

Carlitos out of Rome!

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by Anonymousreply 166May 3, 2024 11:00 AM

Big Jack D has taken on Wayne Ferreira as his coach.

Great choice seeing the transformation he achieved when he worked with Tiafoe. Jack's been losing a lot of matches from a winning position - Ferreira is just the guy to help deal with this.

by Anonymousreply 167May 3, 2024 11:21 AM

Forgot link!

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by Anonymousreply 168May 3, 2024 11:21 AM

^^^^ great face pic of Big Jack

by Anonymousreply 169May 3, 2024 11:26 AM

On Tennis Channel they were showing the last time Lehecka played FAA (AO last year) and it is very clear that Lehecka has been hitting the gym (or has put a lot of muscle somehow....mmmm)

by Anonymousreply 170May 3, 2024 6:16 PM

What's Alcaraz's deal?

by Anonymousreply 171May 3, 2024 6:35 PM

Lehecka in trouble with an injury already. This tournament has been a demolition derby.

At this rate, Novaxx have a cakewalk at Roland Garros.

by Anonymousreply 172May 3, 2024 6:36 PM

What a strange tournament....FAA is the luckiest guy alive!

by Anonymousreply 173May 3, 2024 6:59 PM

[quote] What's Alcaraz's deal?

Like what’s his deal?

by Anonymousreply 174May 3, 2024 7:13 PM

Boy, what a mess in Madrid. Happy for Rublev, though, he needed a boost. Ruud must be kicking himself for losing to FAA.

by Anonymousreply 175May 3, 2024 7:23 PM

FAA team or Wublev team?

by Anonymousreply 176May 3, 2024 7:28 PM

Felix Team - probably a Walk Over at this rate!

by Anonymousreply 177May 3, 2024 7:49 PM


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by Anonymousreply 178May 3, 2024 8:13 PM

The men’s side of this tourney has been filled with injuries retirements and walkovers.

Sabalenka and Rybakina saved yesterday with a really good match.

by Anonymousreply 179May 3, 2024 8:28 PM
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by Anonymousreply 180May 3, 2024 8:53 PM

Woobie Team or FAA Team?

by Anonymousreply 181May 3, 2024 9:19 PM

I like FAA and won't be mad if he wins, but TWO walkovers this late in a big tournament?! He had nothing to do with it, but I still want Rublev to win under the circumstances.

by Anonymousreply 182May 3, 2024 10:02 PM

you're right of course, R182 -- from purely competitive perspective

by Anonymousreply 183May 3, 2024 10:06 PM

FAA had 1 walkover, 2 retirements. I can't remember that happening before at 1k event. I think the pressure has never been greater. The money has never been bigger, the calendar is packed, everyone wants to go to the Olympics and the Saudis are wrapping up a deal that will change the game forever. In the future, no one is going to care about "Masters", only the slams. That's what Carlos is focused on.

The appearance fees are bigger than the purse these days. Carlos scooped up 2m in S.A for a half hours work before he split 12m with Nadal to play a half- speed exhibition in Vegas. Who needs Rome? Or maybe he's injured or maybe he's the new Del Potro and not the new Nadal.

by Anonymousreply 184May 3, 2024 10:36 PM

The Las Vegas thing is nauseating.

by Anonymousreply 185May 3, 2024 10:38 PM

Is Seb Korda doubles specialist?

by Anonymousreply 186May 3, 2024 10:45 PM

The Las Vegas thing was a classic exhibition. I don't see the problem with it.

by Anonymousreply 187May 3, 2024 10:47 PM

$12 million is the problem with it

by Anonymousreply 188May 3, 2024 10:50 PM

So, they're both headcases, so its a tough call. If their both playing their best I say Rublev takes it, but if Rublev psychs himself out, then FAA might have a chance he holds himself together (doubtful).

by Anonymousreply 189May 4, 2024 1:00 AM

Not that anyone here cares but:

Svee-i-tek team or She-Hulk team?

by Anonymousreply 190May 4, 2024 2:08 AM

She Hulk

by Anonymousreply 191May 4, 2024 2:14 AM

Team Felix. Time to knock the teenage phenom/great expectations monkey off his back. Asterisk or not.

by Anonymousreply 192May 4, 2024 3:16 AM

Felix team.

by Anonymousreply 193May 4, 2024 3:23 AM

I may be the only Swiatek fan here, but I'm rooting for her tomorrow. But I like Sabs too.

Like with FAA/Rublev, I'll be happy either way. Which was how I felt with Fritz/Rublev. This NEVER happens! Probably because Djoko is already ruining the party.

by Anonymousreply 194May 4, 2024 5:08 AM

At this point, Woobie stepping on court against Felix is definitely highly AYOR

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by Anonymousreply 195May 4, 2024 6:16 AM

Do you think Alcaraz lost against Rublev because he's injured, or because he played like shit, or both? I personally think both. He has said before he thinks about his injury all the time. I think it affects the play.

by Anonymousreply 196May 4, 2024 9:38 AM

R196. Rublev also played one of the best matches I have ever seen him play

by Anonymousreply 197May 4, 2024 11:52 AM

Jannik Sinner will skip Rome as well

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by Anonymousreply 198May 4, 2024 3:00 PM

Pornstache Thompson and Seb Korda win men's doubles.

It's double match!

by Anonymousreply 199May 4, 2024 3:02 PM

Sinner isn't durable enough for clay court season. His particular style of tennis is effective on hard courts but he's always struggled on clay. He's going to have to bulk up (if he can) if he wants to go the distance at RG.

by Anonymousreply 200May 4, 2024 4:33 PM





by Anonymousreply 201May 4, 2024 5:32 PM

Lord, but Sabakenka’s game is unwatchable. All that caterwauling just makes me want whoever she’s playing against to win.

by Anonymousreply 202May 4, 2024 5:54 PM

She needs to start losing points/games/sets/matches for hindrance. It's TOO much.

by Anonymousreply 203May 4, 2024 6:16 PM

Ok—Iga …get your ass back on court.

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by Anonymousreply 206May 4, 2024 6:45 PM

Is that jacked tatted backwards-cap dude in She Hulk's box the married man she's supposedly fucking?

by Anonymousreply 207May 4, 2024 7:04 PM

[quote]Pornstache Thompson and Seb Korda win men's doubles

Pretty random win, it was their first time playing together. I've never heard of their opponents before (Behar/Pavlasek)

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by Anonymousreply 209May 4, 2024 7:51 PM

That was a helluva women's final. It's a shame anyone had to lose.

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by Anonymousreply 211May 4, 2024 8:01 PM

Saba is just so fun to watch. She meltdowns, then plays better than any woman ever, then meltdowns.

Svee is steady as always.

Really great rivalry. Even though Svee has the upper hand right now, it always feels like either can win the match.

by Anonymousreply 212May 4, 2024 11:16 PM

Sinner's MRI showed an inflammation in his hip. Not surprised. During his last match, or maybe it was the match before, he was yelling to his team that he was in pain and asking them what to do. They told him to keep playing. That makes me wonder if his team perceives him as some kind of baby and were trying to push him through stuff. He had a knee issue in Monte Carlo, too.

by Anonymousreply 213May 5, 2024 1:38 AM

[quote] push him through stuff

It's Struff.

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by Anonymousreply 214May 5, 2024 1:39 AM

How many times has the Tennis Channel repeated the Madrid men's doubles final today? Is it four?

by Anonymousreply 215May 5, 2024 2:38 AM

Round of 16 would be like a grand slam win for any American at Roland Garros.

by Anonymousreply 216May 5, 2024 5:14 AM

Luvly Lore and callipygian Mariano Navone meet in the Sardinia Challenger final

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by Anonymousreply 217May 5, 2024 10:58 AM


TsitsiDosa is no more!

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by Anonymousreply 218May 5, 2024 1:28 PM

Meryl Streep was less dramatic about the dissolution of an almost 50-year marriage that produced four children than Badosa and Tsitsipas will be about the conclusion of their dalliance.

by Anonymousreply 219May 5, 2024 2:35 PM

Who cheated?

by Anonymousreply 220May 5, 2024 2:39 PM

Sara Sorribes Tormo and Cristina Bucșa have a lopsided victory (6-0, 6-2) over Barbora Krejčíková and Laura Siegemund. Many special characters in this match.

It's doubles match!

by Anonymousreply 221May 5, 2024 3:07 PM

Sixth time Tennis Channel is showing the Madrid men's doubles final!

by Anonymousreply 222May 5, 2024 3:25 PM


Turkish player, Ergi Kirkin, wins his first Challenger title in Porto Allegre, Brazil.

Cute smile, thicc thighs!

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by Anonymousreply 223May 5, 2024 3:47 PM

Saw a post on the tennis subreddit alleging that Sinner has transient osteoporosis of the hip and bone marrow edema. If true --and I hope it's not-- he'll probably be out for months.

by Anonymousreply 224May 5, 2024 4:39 PM

That sounds terrible.

by Anonymousreply 225May 5, 2024 4:41 PM

Rublev broken twice already.

by Anonymousreply 226May 5, 2024 5:00 PM

Lil' Diego announces his retirement. Will stop in Argentina in Feb next year. Will miss his spunk!

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by Anonymousreply 227May 5, 2024 5:05 PM

[quote] Will miss his spunk!

I hate spunk.

by Anonymousreply 228May 5, 2024 5:08 PM

Why do these players always play the match of their lives against Alcaraz, then play like shit (more like their actual level) the next match? It happened when Alcaraz lost to Zverev and now Rublev. Maybe it is part unluck? But I also think Alcaraz has been playing like shit since Cincy last year, so it's probably both. Alcaraz is in a slump, but even his slump level should be enough 90 % of the time to win... unless he faces a player who is playing unreal tennis.

by Anonymousreply 229May 5, 2024 5:20 PM

Wow, Lil Diego will retire, that makes me sad. And I'm keeping an eye out for Thiem and Goffin. Just such a tough sport, so physical. They need to fix the ball issue too, it's not good that Alcaraz and Sinner are out of Rome, maybe more. Just not good for the game.

by Anonymousreply 230May 5, 2024 5:22 PM

FAA first set, 6-4.

by Anonymousreply 231May 5, 2024 5:30 PM

Our dear sweet smilesome Navone takes out Musetti to win the Sardinia Challenger.

Should be seeded for RG.

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by Anonymousreply 232May 5, 2024 5:31 PM

FAA got the first set....

by Anonymousreply 233May 5, 2024 5:47 PM

This tournament has only one guy calling the baseline (and he stays parked in the one end even when someone is serving at the OTHER end) but has roses lining the court. Why so cheap and weird? FAA is foot faulting every other serve.

by Anonymousreply 234May 5, 2024 6:00 PM

[quote] FAA is foot faulting

Every one of them is a new Madrid fault.

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by Anonymousreply 235May 5, 2024 6:06 PM

Navone will be seeded in his first GS main draw, which must be a first.

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by Anonymousreply 236May 5, 2024 6:15 PM

Wublev wins second set 7-5.

by Anonymousreply 237May 5, 2024 6:27 PM

Pretty dull match. Lots of errors from both sides - reminds me of the Domicakes/Ratface US Open Final.

by Anonymousreply 238May 5, 2024 6:29 PM

Well...it's certainly not the quality of the Virginia Slims of Newport final in 1986 when Wendy White and I had the clash of a lifetime!

by Anonymousreply 239May 5, 2024 6:39 PM

R236 which is why he was playing in a Challenger tourney…

The new way pick up cheap ranking points, and/or fill the void when you lose early in a tourney that runs more than a standard week. Everyone on the ATP tour is into it….

by Anonymousreply 240May 5, 2024 6:55 PM

[quote] The new way pick up cheap ranking points, and/or fill the void when you lose early in a tourney that runs more than a standard week. Everyone on the ATP tour is into it….

Intriguing. Tell me more.

by Anonymousreply 241May 5, 2024 6:56 PM

Felix is hanging on by his fingernails. One slip and its over.

by Anonymousreply 242May 5, 2024 7:14 PM

The quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and it will fail to the ruin of all.

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by Anonymousreply 243May 5, 2024 7:18 PM

Wublev wins on double fault.

by Anonymousreply 244May 5, 2024 7:30 PM

If RG started tomorrow, who would be the favorite to win? Joker?

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by Anonymousreply 246May 5, 2024 7:45 PM

What do we know about Rublev's personal life? I've never heard about a gf.

by Anonymousreply 247May 5, 2024 7:49 PM

[quote] What do we know about Rublev's personal life?

Wublev self wuv.

by Anonymousreply 248May 5, 2024 7:51 PM

R246 looks like Rafa's type of crowd too. Rafa's always seemed allergic to women.

by Anonymousreply 249May 5, 2024 7:52 PM

Awkward stuff from FAA at times during Rublev's speech, standing there like a statue as an emotional Rublev compliments him. That few stuck around to hear them speak made it a little sadder, but the embrace Rublev got from the young guy in his box was quite warm.

by Anonymousreply 250May 5, 2024 7:54 PM

Not old dwindling Novaxx, R245. Four tournaments this year ending in losses to Dardi, Demon, Ruud and Sinner. Ruud, Tsitsipas and Rublev have better records overall and on clay this year. They're better bets than Beelzebub.

by Anonymousreply 251May 5, 2024 8:13 PM

Have we seen shirtless of Rublev? Is he hairy? His arms and legs are thick with blond fur, so I'm wondering about that chest.

by Anonymousreply 252May 5, 2024 8:24 PM

Ok, just googled. Meh. Skinny, pale, hairless. But still a cutie!

by Anonymousreply 253May 5, 2024 8:26 PM

R252 It is odd that he rarely - if ever - changes his shirt during a match.

by Anonymousreply 254May 5, 2024 8:52 PM

[quote] It is odd that he rarely - if ever - changes his shirt during a match.

Perhaps he can't sweat.

by Anonymousreply 255May 5, 2024 8:58 PM

Rublev said that he couldn't eat solid foods, only liquids. Very sick.

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by Anonymousreply 257May 5, 2024 9:09 PM

Rublev was describing his symptoms and it sounds like he has strep throat or something. So... why was he hugging his opponents after matches? FAA is probably going to get sick now, watch.

by Anonymousreply 258May 5, 2024 10:31 PM

Heartbroken for FAA.

by Anonymousreply 259May 6, 2024 1:17 AM

What is next big tournament?

by Anonymousreply 260May 6, 2024 3:19 AM

Rome qualies start tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 261May 6, 2024 3:24 AM

Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 262May 6, 2024 3:32 AM

Tennis is so gross. They allow Russians when ALL other sports ban them. All they care about is money. A Russian won Madrid. It's gross and vile. Absolutely disgusting. They should ALL be banned.

by Anonymousreply 263May 6, 2024 6:08 AM

Even a Russian who is against Russia's attack on Ukraine, r263? Rublev has made his opposition clear—subtly, but clearly.

I know it's a thorny issue, but at least these players are competing without their national flags.

by Anonymousreply 264May 6, 2024 9:50 AM

Happy for our Wubie!

by Anonymousreply 265May 6, 2024 5:16 PM

Felix must be gutted. I hope he can pick himself up in time for Rome.

by Anonymousreply 266May 6, 2024 7:17 PM

The thing is, Felix could have just as easily won that match.

by Anonymousreply 267May 6, 2024 7:19 PM

Flip side, Felix has very few points to defend until Basel in late October since he had dismal results last year from the spring until the indoor season. He has nowhere to go but up for the next five months.

by Anonymousreply 268May 6, 2024 8:37 PM

where's Legz+, goddammit?

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by Anonymousreply 269May 6, 2024 9:17 PM

Legz+ plays Arnaldi in the first round of Rome.

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by Anonymousreply 270May 6, 2024 9:23 PM

^^^^ you're doing God's work, TY

by Anonymousreply 271May 6, 2024 9:30 PM

Boss Daddy's odious girlfriend is on her way to Rome. RIP his chances.

by Anonymousreply 272May 6, 2024 9:49 PM

I bet Fritz's new girlfriend is mad that he learned how to use a condom. She could've been set for life already like his ex-wife.

by Anonymousreply 273May 7, 2024 1:29 AM

Moorgs is the type who would never sacrifice her size -2 body for a baby. She'll go the surrogate route, if anything.

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by Anonymousreply 275May 7, 2024 12:09 PM

Tsitsy will link up with a plastic influencer type now.

by Anonymousreply 276May 7, 2024 1:33 PM

It's taken a while, but beau-dacious Belgian, Zizou Bergs, finally cracks the ATP Top 100, by winning his Round 2 Qually match and making the main draw in Rome.

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by Anonymousreply 277May 7, 2024 2:31 PM

ZaSu Bergs

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by Anonymousreply 278May 7, 2024 2:39 PM

Granny V. at the Met Gala

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by Anonymousreply 279May 7, 2024 4:04 PM

And Bergs draws Nadal in the first round.

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by Anonymousreply 280May 7, 2024 5:42 PM


It's reported that Domicakes will be retiring at the Vienna Open at the end of the season!

Cue wailing and rending of garments (mainly tight shorts)

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by Anonymousreply 281May 7, 2024 7:13 PM

Oh noooooooooo!

Will he be an International Tennis Hall of Fame inductee like one-time major winner Andy Roddick?

by Anonymousreply 282May 7, 2024 8:49 PM


Sad to see him retire. I just hope in retirement he finds someone to adequately appreciate DAT AZZ.

I'm available!

by Anonymousreply 283May 7, 2024 9:03 PM

Somehow I expected him to retire soon. Im disappointed. If it weren’t for injuries, I’m sure his career would’ve been longer and with more major and 1000 victories.

by Anonymousreply 284May 7, 2024 9:49 PM

I shall miss Domi, one of my all-time faves. Such a good kid.

Rune practicing today with full legz showing. I wanna fuck him so bad.

by Anonymousreply 285May 7, 2024 10:01 PM

I was surprised to hear Dominic Thiem is retiring, I didn't know her was 30, which is the age some tennis players start to consider retiring. For whatever reason I thought he was about 27.

by Anonymousreply 286May 7, 2024 10:06 PM

[quote] Such a good kid.

Such a good ass.

by Anonymousreply 287May 7, 2024 10:24 PM

Gays here saying they want to fuck Rune are despicable. It's like the bullied kid being attracted to their bully. Horrifying.

by Anonymousreply 288May 7, 2024 11:59 PM


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by Anonymousreply 289May 8, 2024 12:02 AM

R289, he was a teen. We know. Whatever.

by Anonymousreply 290May 8, 2024 12:43 AM

Unpopular opinion, I realize, but I will miss Thiem more than Rafa. I never really connected emotionally to Rafa, though I admire him greatly.

by Anonymousreply 291May 8, 2024 1:15 AM

I won't miss Thiem that much.

I wonder what his HOF chances are. One Slam winners aren't automatic. The ones who make it generally have multiple other Slam finals - which Thiem does. A No. 1 ranking helps - Thiem peaked at No. 3. From there, it's a combination of overall performance at Slams, overall tournament titles (the bigger the better), wins over top players of their generation, and representing one's country - Davis Cup at least used to be a factor; not sure now, but the Olympics is a bigger consideration than it once was after returning as a full medal sport in 1988.

So, I'm not sure. The Slam plus three other finals is a huge step. His overall Slam performance is limited (partly due to injury) and while it's pretty good, it's not great. Compare to someone like Sabatini who has one Slam and two other finals, but has like 15 other SFs and even more QFs - i.e., deep runs. Same for someone like Roddick - who has a Slam, 4 more finals, and 14 more SF and QFs - plus a No. 1 ranking and 32 overall titles, including 5 Masters. Outside of his win and finals, Thiem has only 4 additional deep runs. Thiem's tournament total - 17 - isn't that great, and he only has one Masters. But still, the Slam win and three other finals are big bona fides. It will be interesting to see if he makes it.

by Anonymousreply 292May 8, 2024 2:01 AM

^^I meant to add that doubles achievements can also factor in sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 293May 8, 2024 2:13 AM

R292 the only way he doesn't is if the voting committee is full of bottoms who can't appreciate his ass. For his sake I hope a couple tops are on that damn committee.

by Anonymousreply 294May 8, 2024 2:23 AM

One of the big factors in Roddick getting in was the fact that he was one of the few Americans of note during that era dominated by Federer.

by Anonymousreply 295May 8, 2024 2:50 AM

But he had the bona fides regardless of nationality. There's no player with similar stats who isn't in.

by Anonymousreply 296May 8, 2024 2:52 AM

Daddy F does not use condoms R273

by Anonymousreply 297May 8, 2024 4:29 AM

R295 Roddick definitely deserved to get in. I actually can't think of a better one slam winner.

by Anonymousreply 298May 8, 2024 4:34 AM

How about a no (singles) slam winner?????

by Anonymousreply 299May 8, 2024 11:04 AM

I can't believe that hurt anti-Rune girl is still spouting her hysteria. I don't think she ever addressed another poster's question to her about any of the players endorsing/participating in any Saudi events. She never addressed if Rune's doubles partners are also "homophobic" by association. Not sure I want to read her childhood scars views.

Competitive players at all levels emote during stressful match moments. (When I was younger, I'd occasionally call myself the "f" slur under my breath if I hit what I thought was a wimpy shot. Rarely, but it happens, and it means nothing.) IF Rune is eventually shown to contribute to or endorse anti-gay policy, or maybe some hidden mic reveals, THEN I would concede.

Another of her tactics is to keep linking his younger controversial incident. Proves nothing. When others note his young age, she'll mock the "youthful indiscretion" observation. She shouldn't as people are often different from age 18.

I have a mostly unsubstantiated feeling, hunch, that eventually it might be revealed that Rune himself is gay. Super slight chance.

Damn, I respond far too much to this tortured lady.

by Anonymousreply 300May 8, 2024 12:12 PM

In other news...

Heavy hung Italian hunk, Darderi, wins a 3- set marathon over Shapo.

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by Anonymousreply 301May 8, 2024 12:26 PM

There's currently confusion over whether Camila Giorgi has retired. Every article I've seen so far was AI-generated and borderline incomprehensible. Hopefully her father hasn't sold her to a Russian oligarch or oil sheikh.

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by Anonymousreply 302May 8, 2024 1:30 PM

Darderi looks fuckable

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by Anonymousreply 303May 8, 2024 3:14 PM

ciao, Shapo

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by Anonymousreply 305May 8, 2024 3:24 PM

The USTA has been ordered to pay $9 million to Kylie McKenzie, a 25-year-old former tennis prodigy from Arizona, for failing to protect her from sexual assault at the USTA's training facility in Florida. The USTA investigated McKenzie's claims in 2018 before suspending and then firing coach Anibal Aranda, who was 34-years-old at the time and denied touching the tennis player inappropriately

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by Anonymousreply 306May 8, 2024 4:33 PM

JJ Wolf gets into the Rome main draw as a Lucky Loser, because Berrettini has withdrawn

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by Anonymousreply 307May 8, 2024 4:51 PM

How do we know that Darderi is "heavy hung?"

by Anonymousreply 308May 8, 2024 5:25 PM

R308 are you new to DL?

Everyone hot is also hung.

by Anonymousreply 309May 8, 2024 5:28 PM

There was probably some picture with moderate lump or perfectly placed bunching in his shorts and people ran with it.

I'm not saying some of these DL-declared hung players aren't actually hung - they very well could be. But I often question the proof that's offered up.

by Anonymousreply 310May 8, 2024 5:28 PM

R310 - I've watched a few of Darderi's matches closely - he has a consistent prominent bulge bouncing around in those shorts as he moves around - its low and in the front so it ain't a tennis ball!

by Anonymousreply 311May 8, 2024 5:39 PM

Someone at LPSG posted a close-up of Darderi's dick(let) print

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by Anonymousreply 312May 8, 2024 5:44 PM

Poor Matteo, just can't catch a break. Well, Wimbledon suits his game better anyway, just skip the rest of clay court season.

by Anonymousreply 313May 8, 2024 7:26 PM

^^^^ that sex-crazed PP sucked the very life out of him!

by Anonymousreply 314May 8, 2024 8:46 PM

Lucky bitch!

by Anonymousreply 315May 8, 2024 9:28 PM

[quote] Heavy hung Italian hunk, Darderi, wins a 3- set marathon over Shapo.

Shapo must be pissed off with his loss. Usually when he exits a tournament he'll post something on Instagram to the effect of how much he loves the city, tournament and fans and how he hopes to return next year. For his Rome departure he posted nothing.

by Anonymousreply 316May 9, 2024 4:59 AM

Great... everyone I was rooting for yesterday lost: Shapo, Pedro etc.

by Anonymousreply 317May 9, 2024 8:37 AM

^ we all have days like that sometimes :-(

Legz+ Team or Twinky Arnaldi Team?

by Anonymousreply 318May 9, 2024 10:41 AM

Is anyone in Rome at the moment watching Zizou Bergs v Nadal? I’m watching from home and am impressed with the way Bergs is playing *and* looking. Is he really that impressive IRL?

by Anonymousreply 319May 9, 2024 12:01 PM

Legs DoublePlusGood! Team!

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by Anonymousreply 320May 9, 2024 12:14 PM

Today’s Nadal is getting no further than round two, if that, at Roland Garros.

Bergs takes set one 6-4, after being down a break.

by Anonymousreply 321May 9, 2024 12:17 PM

Zizou takes the first set against Rafa

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by Anonymousreply 322May 9, 2024 12:17 PM

[quote]Legz+ Team or Twinky Arnaldi Team?

Machac has withdrawn again, Ugo Humbert too

by Anonymousreply 323May 9, 2024 12:42 PM

Today's my R317 yesterday with Legz+ plus Ugo out plus Popyrin plus Hijikata and new doubles team Felix and Frances all chalking up losses. DL boyfriends Fritz & Paul also bowed out in doubles today. And the sun hasn't even begun to set in Rome.

by Anonymousreply 324May 9, 2024 1:08 PM

Legz+ out and and now it's raining?!

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by Anonymousreply 326May 9, 2024 3:15 PM

Twinky Arnaldi having the full Diane Parry Experience in the first. Harold Mayot giving him an almighty dick-down: 6-3, with a double service break.

by Anonymousreply 327May 9, 2024 4:37 PM

I don't care who wins between Draper and Coric so long as I can... let's go with "comfort"... the loser.

by Anonymousreply 328May 9, 2024 4:46 PM

The Gays and Tennis should have a contest to guess the number of moles Shapo has.

by Anonymousreply 329May 9, 2024 4:51 PM

R328 Big Jack D says "pucker up!"

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by Anonymousreply 330May 9, 2024 5:28 PM

I almost feel bad for Dan Evans. He is just so unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 331May 9, 2024 6:35 PM

[quote]I almost feel bad for Dan Evans. He is just so unattractive.

He looks like the default Englishman.

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by Anonymousreply 333May 9, 2024 7:04 PM

Evans is totally unfortunate looking.

by Anonymousreply 334May 9, 2024 9:06 PM

Mopsy and Bublik defeated FAA and Big Foe 10-7 in the breaker.

That must have been a fun match!

by Anonymousreply 335May 9, 2024 9:22 PM

Boss Daddy goes sleeveless in Rome

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by Anonymousreply 336May 9, 2024 9:33 PM

Very hot, R336.

by Anonymousreply 337May 9, 2024 9:49 PM

Boss Daddy is playing Fognini tomorrow. He better be ready for the Italian crowd, they've been in rare form this week.

by Anonymousreply 338May 9, 2024 11:18 PM

Is Fog the one with the nympho girlfriend?

by Anonymousreply 339May 10, 2024 3:45 AM

[quote]Is Fog the one with the nympho girlfriend?

He is married to former player Flavia Pennetta. It's Berrettini's ex-girlfriend, but she was pissed about being called a sex addict

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by Anonymousreply 340May 10, 2024 7:15 AM

All the talk of the HoF amuses me. I don't think anyone outside of the US cares about it. Like baseball.

by Anonymousreply 341May 10, 2024 7:53 AM

Ooooh, I didn't notice this before: our sweet, dumb Tommy has joined the shorter shorts club with his new kit

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by Anonymousreply 342May 10, 2024 10:36 AM

Domicakes no more - Thiem has announced his retirement after this season due to his persistent wrist injury. See - wanking can have long-term consequences.

by Anonymousreply 343May 10, 2024 11:39 AM

OP's thread title translates to "the road has Paris." Cute mistake.

by Anonymousreply 344May 10, 2024 11:57 AM

Except it doesn't, r344. No accent on avoir. But it COULD be read as "the road belonging to Paris."

by Anonymousreply 345May 10, 2024 1:58 PM

Peppa Pig defeats ova, Potap.

Kenin defeats Ons who was yet again PTPA Onsuccessful.

Sorribes Tormo beats Alphabet Soup.

America’s Sweetheart Danielle Collins gets a walkover from ova, Blink. Hate you gotten tired of all the winning yet?

Slit-o-lina team or Gnome team?

by Anonymousreply 346May 10, 2024 2:10 PM

Nuno Borges defeats the Bublik Enemy. Yay! I’m so happy.

Cobolli team or Seb Korda team?

Daddy Fritz team or Fog team?

KeK-man-o-vic team or Wuud team?

Shevchenko team or K. Hemsworth team?

Cerundolo team or Giant team?

Novaxx team or Moutet team?

by Anonymousreply 347May 10, 2024 2:17 PM

Flavio Cobolli just lost a tight 3-setter to lesbianese-adjacent Korda

Flavio ha degli occhi bellissimi!

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by Anonymousreply 348May 10, 2024 3:54 PM

Does 'Flavio' loosely translate to 'Flavorful' in english?

by Anonymousreply 349May 10, 2024 4:10 PM

NoVaxx Vs Moutet could get very spicy!

by Anonymousreply 350May 10, 2024 4:26 PM

Gigante gives me Robbie Douglas vibes.

by Anonymousreply 351May 10, 2024 4:45 PM

Terrible news for us LeheckaLoons. He's got a stress fracture in the spine and will definitely miss Roland Garros, and possibly out for Wimby.

Just when he was beginning to build a lot of momentum. The grass tournaments could be very good for his game style.

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by Anonymousreply 353May 10, 2024 5:17 PM

Francesco Passaro mimes his reverse cowgirl no-hands orgasm after beating Tallon G in 3 tight sets!

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by Anonymousreply 354May 10, 2024 5:34 PM

Miomir Vs Casper - Whatever the result, a bromance for the ages...

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by Anonymousreply 355May 10, 2024 5:54 PM

R355 Aah, it's like what Challengers could've been like if it weren't for that meddlesome Zendaya.

by Anonymousreply 356May 10, 2024 5:57 PM

Casper was even nice enough to share a bagel with MeowMeow today.

by Anonymousreply 357May 10, 2024 6:00 PM

Love that gif. But Casper's in trouble now - down a break in the 3rd. He can't lose this early!!

by Anonymousreply 358May 10, 2024 6:01 PM

Ruud is out.

by Anonymousreply 359May 10, 2024 6:17 PM

Poor Wuud. He’ll be missed until the next tournament.

by Anonymousreply 360May 10, 2024 6:26 PM

Someone threw a bottle at Novak as he was signing autographs and leaving the stadium. It hit him in the head, and he dropped to the ground.

by Anonymousreply 361May 10, 2024 7:12 PM

Here's the video of the water bottle incident. Looks like one of those heavy metallic things. Awful

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by Anonymousreply 362May 10, 2024 7:14 PM

It’s pleasant to see him writhing in pain like the pain he caused to the line judge.

by Anonymousreply 363May 10, 2024 7:35 PM

The tournament have released a video. Appears that it was a genuine accident.

The bottle was in a pocket of fan's rucksack, and you can see it slip out as he leant over.

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by Anonymousreply 364May 10, 2024 8:27 PM

Hi, everyone!

by Anonymousreply 365May 10, 2024 8:29 PM

Better luck next time!

by Anonymousreply 366May 10, 2024 8:37 PM

che bello

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by Anonymousreply 367May 10, 2024 8:38 PM

I hate Novazz, but that sucked. It was clearly an accident, but still.

by Anonymousreply 368May 10, 2024 8:44 PM

Not a tennis fan but have any of the hot ones had dick or ass pics leak?

Yes, I’m that shallow.

by Anonymousreply 369May 10, 2024 8:46 PM

R369 Hungarian Adonis, Marton Fucsovics had his dick pics leak from a hook-up (with a woman), but they were a bit underwhelming considering the BDE he exudes.

It's floating around somewhere on LPSG.

by Anonymousreply 370May 10, 2024 8:54 PM

[quote] Hungarian Adonis, Marton Fucsovics had his dick pics leak from a hook-up

One of his many Fucs I’m sure.

by Anonymousreply 371May 10, 2024 8:57 PM

Outside food and drinks aren't allowed in the Italian Open stadiums, so that guy is fucked. He looks like a greasy autograph hound anyway.

by Anonymousreply 372May 10, 2024 9:04 PM

Acqua di Creatina

by Anonymousreply 373May 10, 2024 9:24 PM

Fascinating, I wonder what the outcome of this will be for Novaxx. I mean hopefully there are no serious consequences being hit by the falling water bottle (pray it was at least empty by the end of the match), but will it just shore up more anger in Novaxx?

by Anonymousreply 374May 10, 2024 10:58 PM

[quote] pray it was at least empty by the end of the match

I, myself, do not.

by Anonymousreply 375May 10, 2024 11:15 PM

Ons has a terrible pitted acne face.

by Anonymousreply 376May 11, 2024 2:06 AM

I might be in love with Favio. But Boss is doing a great job making Daddy look hot as hell. Especially if you know his horny background.

by Anonymousreply 377May 11, 2024 2:48 AM

Boss Daddy!

by Anonymousreply 378May 11, 2024 10:46 AM

[quote]Appears that it was a genuine accident.

Which was the likeliest scenario from the start, but Djokovic's most vocal online fans, who believed it was a deliberate assault, are big on persecution complexes. If his team withheld the truth from him and let him think it was deliberate, the indignation alone would've propelled him to the semifinals.

by Anonymousreply 379May 11, 2024 11:36 AM

^Luckily, we have you to keep us up-to-date on what delusional randos are saying about him.

by Anonymousreply 380May 11, 2024 12:00 PM

Nonetheless, it was a wonderfully mad moment of universal whimsy for those of us who would choose Djokovic as the player most deserving.

by Anonymousreply 381May 11, 2024 12:38 PM

Djokovic's response video was funny. I'm in R381's camp, but this was what his more overwrought fans needed after yesterday's excitement.

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by Anonymousreply 382May 11, 2024 12:54 PM

From 2005-2022, 18 years, either Nadal or Novaxx was in the Rome final. And Federer never retired from a match anywhere (IIRC). Remarkable statistics in an era when guys seem withdraw or quit on a whim.

by Anonymousreply 383May 11, 2024 1:08 PM

Tight first set taken in a tie break by Shang, serving yellow lovelies against courtly Napolitano. Prettiest match of the day so far. Shang breaks into the top 100 as its youngest occupant.

by Anonymousreply 384May 11, 2024 1:17 PM

[quote] Remarkable statistics in an era when guys seem withdraw or quit on a whim.

Really? I hadn’t noticed.

by Anonymousreply 385May 11, 2024 1:18 PM

And another thing, the other guys of the time left it all on the court. Ferrer was always there, Murray would die 3 time a match and keep playing, Berdych wasn't a quitter. Everyone else knew they had to go through these guys before the big 3. Today, everyone is vulnerable on a given day.

by Anonymousreply 386May 11, 2024 1:27 PM

So true!

by Anonymousreply 387May 11, 2024 1:43 PM

Big Jack D Team or 'Clay'medev Team?

by Anonymousreply 388May 11, 2024 1:45 PM

Small Cat team.

by Anonymousreply 389May 11, 2024 1:47 PM

Med all the way to the trophy!

by Anonymousreply 390May 11, 2024 1:59 PM

RCB team or Minotaur/Hitlerstache team?

Tsitsy/Citybus team or Struff team?

FAA team or van de Zandschlut team?

Giron of the Great Ass team or Wublev team?

Nardi team or Legz/Brat team?

by Anonymousreply 391May 11, 2024 2:05 PM

Minotaur Team (altho equally happy if RCB wins) Struffi Team FAA Team Giron Ream Nordy Nardi (Never Brat) Team

Grazie per avermelo chiesto!

by Anonymousreply 392May 11, 2024 2:28 PM

[quote] Giron Ream


by Anonymousreply 393May 11, 2024 2:29 PM

Quite the Freudian slip, R392.

by Anonymousreply 394May 11, 2024 2:30 PM

Never-say-die daredevil acrobatics from Big Jack D...

...ending in a magnificent display of clay-caked cake!

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by Anonymousreply 395May 11, 2024 2:31 PM

Princess Tsitsi has a snit-fit full-on racket smash after getting broken in the first game by Struffi.

by Anonymousreply 396May 11, 2024 5:29 PM

The Citybus to hell is paved with good intentions.

by Anonymousreply 397May 11, 2024 5:33 PM

Gurl needa getta holda hurseff!

by Anonymousreply 398May 11, 2024 5:47 PM

lol saw this on Twitter/X: current state of the ATP Top 10

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by Anonymousreply 399May 11, 2024 5:59 PM

'Sick in the head', 'tie-break addiction' and, obviously 'bisexual and balding' are the ones that have me roaring!

Props to whoever came up with that.

by Anonymousreply 400May 11, 2024 6:15 PM

I only saw the highlights of Ruud's match but I could tell just by the way walked toward the handshake that something was up with his back. (Yes, I'm that insightful.)

by Anonymousreply 401May 11, 2024 6:19 PM

Citybus being a reckless little bitch.

I'm getting sick of all this racquet smashing. They're all doing it now.

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by Anonymousreply 402May 11, 2024 6:42 PM

I'm glad Legz got ride of that ugly yellow kit.

by Anonymousreply 403May 11, 2024 7:31 PM

Racquet-smashing Citybus won.

by Anonymousreply 404May 11, 2024 8:00 PM

Felix comes back from 1-5 to take the second set and the match from Botox Van de Schlep 6-1, 7-6.

by Anonymousreply 405May 11, 2024 8:01 PM

Too bad Tennis Channel is not showing the Gironass match.

by Anonymousreply 406May 11, 2024 8:02 PM

Rafa uncertain about playing Roland Garros.

Rightfully doesn’t want his farewell to be a beatdown.

Based on how he matched up today with Hubie — not exactly a titan of clay — that’s a legit concern.

by Anonymousreply 407May 11, 2024 8:28 PM

Giron of the Great Ass wins the first set against Woobie.

by Anonymousreply 408May 11, 2024 8:58 PM

One set all.

by Anonymousreply 409May 11, 2024 9:33 PM

Giron makes me so horny. That boy was built for pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 410May 11, 2024 9:44 PM

This is a real hotie vs nottie match-up.

by Anonymousreply 411May 11, 2024 9:56 PM

Woobie through.

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by Anonymousreply 413May 12, 2024 1:10 AM

[quote] I'm glad Legz got ride of that ugly yellow kit.


by Anonymousreply 414May 12, 2024 1:11 AM

R410 i find him incredibly hot. The ass is just everything i like. I also think he's cute.

by Anonymousreply 415May 12, 2024 1:17 AM


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by Anonymousreply 416May 12, 2024 1:18 AM

Heartbroken for Rafa. You just know he wanted to win one more slam, preferably RG this one last time, and then call it quits. I think he deserved that kind of ending, but right now its hard to fathom.

by Anonymousreply 417May 12, 2024 2:41 AM

Nadal looked about 100 years old playing Hurkacz today.

by Anonymousreply 418May 12, 2024 2:43 AM

Certainly a man of the highest character.

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by Anonymousreply 419May 12, 2024 2:44 AM

Is Roger not his shadow in this Saudi play?

by Anonymousreply 420May 12, 2024 2:47 AM

I'd have daddy issues all day, every day if Stefano's dad was my daddy.

Be on my knees whenever he asked.

by Anonymousreply 421May 12, 2024 3:56 AM

Cerundolo team or K. Hemsworth team?

Daddy Fritz team or Seb Korda team?

"Nole" team or Tabilo team?

Mopsy team or ZZZ team?

A. Zverev team or Darderi team?

by Anonymousreply 422May 12, 2024 4:02 AM





Darderi all day every day.


by Anonymousreply 423May 12, 2024 8:21 AM

Cerundolo, Daddy, Tabby, ZZZ, and Dreamy Darderi Teams... and Borges, Atmane and Thiccmanovic Teams in the other 3 matches today.

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by Anonymousreply 424May 12, 2024 8:22 AM

Tabilo giving it to Joker and not in the way that he likes it.

by Anonymousreply 425May 12, 2024 1:21 PM

Joker taking out his frustration on the poor ballkids.

by Anonymousreply 426May 12, 2024 1:26 PM

Yay! I’m so happy.

Novaxx out. Alejandro Tabilo thank you.

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by Anonymousreply 427May 12, 2024 2:15 PM

NoVaxx bundled out in just over an hour by Tabilo. Novak booed off court.


by Anonymousreply 428May 12, 2024 2:15 PM

At least Rafa is losing matches because he's battling injuries. What's Novak's excuse? He's lost his edge.

by Anonymousreply 429May 12, 2024 2:16 PM

[quote]NoVaxx bundled out in just over an hour by Tabilo. Novak booed off court.

And he lost on a double-fault. That might be hard to shake off.

by Anonymousreply 430May 12, 2024 2:18 PM

Maybe Novak needs to drop down and play some 125/250 tournaments. Eh, who am I kidding? He'd get his ass handed to him there as well.

by Anonymousreply 431May 12, 2024 2:20 PM

Where’s today’s water bottle?

by Anonymousreply 432May 12, 2024 2:21 PM

At this rate, Thiago Monteiro's heading for his first ATP1000 Title!

by Anonymousreply 433May 12, 2024 2:25 PM

On to Daddy and Sebby.

by Anonymousreply 434May 12, 2024 2:33 PM


by Anonymousreply 435May 12, 2024 2:36 PM

There is live tennis happening but the Tennis Channel is showing this fluff piece with the bottle blonde. Why do I pay so much money for this channel? I will never make this mistake again. Pirated streams only from here on out.

by Anonymousreply 436May 12, 2024 3:22 PM

Djokovic also lost with a double fault to Caspar Ruud a few tournaments ago.

by Anonymousreply 437May 12, 2024 3:28 PM

[quote]Djokovic also lost with a double fault to Caspar Ruud a few tournaments ago.

Both double faults seemed intentional, too, like he had no fight left, was sick of being out there, didn't want to play anymore, said fuck it.

by Anonymousreply 438May 12, 2024 3:39 PM

In which case the feeling is mutual.

by Anonymousreply 439May 12, 2024 3:44 PM

Thousands of people gathered to watch merely Rafa walk off the Rome premises yesterday. As if he was royalty. It was rather moving and quite amazing.

Novak gets booed off the court.

Yeah, Novak might have all the records. But Rafa is beloved.

by Anonymousreply 440May 12, 2024 3:52 PM

Very happy for Tabilo. He's kinda cute too.

by Anonymousreply 441May 12, 2024 4:12 PM

Tabilo being cute, for R441

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by Anonymousreply 442May 12, 2024 4:25 PM


Peppa Pig.

by Anonymousreply 443May 12, 2024 4:30 PM

I stan Penko. Her facial expressions make me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 444May 12, 2024 5:21 PM

[quote] Her facial expressions make me laugh.

Maria makes me...laugh!

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by Anonymousreply 445May 12, 2024 5:23 PM

America's Sweetheart Danielle Collins team or Garcia team?

by Anonymousreply 446May 12, 2024 5:23 PM

DanYELL of course

by Anonymousreply 447May 12, 2024 5:24 PM

When will Iga come out of the closet?

by Anonymousreply 448May 12, 2024 5:27 PM

Novak is actually blaming the bottle incident. No lie.

by Anonymousreply 449May 12, 2024 6:06 PM

Eet hurts so mush?

by Anonymousreply 450May 12, 2024 6:22 PM

I dropped an empty hydroflask on my foot once and it hurt like a mfer for about an hour. That bottle was dropped on his head from 15' up. I'm more surprised that he didn't get scans.

He needs a coach more than anything.

by Anonymousreply 451May 12, 2024 6:41 PM

DanYELL is through! Garcia no real match for her. It sucks that she, Sabalenka and Penko are in the same half of the draw.

by Anonymousreply 452May 12, 2024 6:59 PM

[quote] DanYELL is through!

Have you gotten tired of all the winning?

by Anonymousreply 453May 12, 2024 7:03 PM

Why aren't they show the hot mens playing? I'm tired of the fish!

by Anonymousreply 454May 12, 2024 7:11 PM

Shut up, gross Pam! Go find a 90-year-old to suck off, if that's even old enough for you.

by Anonymousreply 455May 12, 2024 7:35 PM

ZZZ team

Zhang team

by Anonymousreply 456May 12, 2024 7:47 PM

ZZZ breeZZZes past FLOPsy in the first set, while Dreamy Darderi pushes The Ratfaced Cunt hard - but to no avail - in the other match.

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by Anonymousreply 457May 12, 2024 7:48 PM

What makes A. Zverev look rat faced? Is it the same thing that causes Tim O'Tay to look mouse faced?

by Anonymousreply 458May 12, 2024 7:51 PM

Zverev looks like Dracula, not a rat. He would just need a cape at Halloween, the rest is natural.

by Anonymousreply 459May 12, 2024 7:53 PM

I can't wait until Zverev disappears from the top 10.

Does he even have any fans anymore?

by Anonymousreply 460May 12, 2024 7:53 PM


by Anonymousreply 461May 12, 2024 8:32 PM

Ben Shelton is a servebot. That might get him far on a hard court but will always get exposed on clay.

by Anonymousreply 462May 12, 2024 8:38 PM

The PTPA curse made itself known today.

by Anonymousreply 463May 12, 2024 8:39 PM

Given the cheers and standing ovation that Zverev got at the end of his on-court interview, I'd say that yes, he still has fans.

by Anonymousreply 464May 12, 2024 8:41 PM

I think the fans are just thrilled that a top ten player is still in the tourney. They’re in scarce supply and they want to see some big names.

by Anonymousreply 465May 12, 2024 8:51 PM


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by Anonymousreply 466May 12, 2024 9:03 PM

I think Gauff will lose to Badosa tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 467May 12, 2024 9:07 PM

Boss Daddy!

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by Anonymousreply 468May 12, 2024 9:22 PM

Bye Nole!

by Anonymousreply 469May 12, 2024 9:52 PM

Which colors look best on the various male players?

by Anonymousreply 470May 12, 2024 10:52 PM

Giron and Thiem should always wear white shorts.

by Anonymousreply 471May 12, 2024 11:29 PM

Taylor Fritz never did anything for me in the looks department, however I must say he has gotten a bit more handsome to me in the past year as he matures, and the black Boss togs look fine on him.

I don't understand however why everyone thinks he's some over-sexed maniac though simply based onthe fact that he fathered a child in his teens ... I mean all these guys are drowning in both hormones and available women like most regular dudes in their late teens, that he got 'caught' doesn't mean anything more than the fact that he got 'caught'. Theses guys are drowning in pussy on the circuit if that's their choice. Look at Grigor.

by Anonymousreply 472May 12, 2024 11:43 PM

R472 it's DL. Half the fun of this cesspool is the silly narratives that somehow form like Athena. Then we beat that narrative into the ground for a decade or two.

by Anonymousreply 473May 13, 2024 1:33 AM

Yeah, R473 is right. It's DL fan fic that was created over time in response to certain things with Fritz. Some of it COULD be true, but we don't know whether it is or not. It's happened with any number of players, but Fritz is one of the most consistent ones and where there's been a large buy-in from DLers. We're not taking it seriously; it's all in good fun.

by Anonymousreply 474May 13, 2024 5:32 AM

R474 - All of this! The #1 Rule of DL The Gays and Tennis...

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by Anonymousreply 475May 13, 2024 6:43 AM

In The Battle Of The Nice Boys:

Demon Team or FAA Team?

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by Anonymousreply 476May 13, 2024 9:32 AM

Would like to see felix continuing to notch some wins to shore up his confidence.

by Anonymousreply 477May 13, 2024 9:36 AM

Happy that Zheng beat Osaka after the drama of Q's coach dumping her to return to Osaka. Haha.

by Anonymousreply 478May 13, 2024 12:55 PM

Ice cold demolition of Woobie by Alexandre Muller. Didn't flinch for a second in the final set.

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by Anonymousreply 480May 13, 2024 2:17 PM

Napolitano team or Jarry team?

Hubie team or Etcheverry team?

Baez team or Brat/Legz team?

Medjedovic team or Small Cat team?

by Anonymousreply 481May 13, 2024 2:24 PM

Napolitano, TME, Legz and Med-Jed Teams

Grazie per avermelo chiesto!

by Anonymousreply 482May 13, 2024 2:32 PM

Napolitano, Etcheverry/Mi Amor Para Siempre, Lil' Seba/Never Brat and Small Cat Teams


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by Anonymousreply 483May 13, 2024 2:33 PM

Our sweet, dumb Tommy over Koepfer in straights

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by Anonymousreply 484May 13, 2024 2:47 PM

Happy to see Daddy and Tommy going deep

by Anonymousreply 485May 13, 2024 3:01 PM

I just bet you are R485!

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by Anonymousreply 486May 13, 2024 3:03 PM

Legz is up!

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by Anonymousreply 487May 13, 2024 6:09 PM

Broken Legz

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by Anonymousreply 488May 13, 2024 6:23 PM

Napolitano is beautiful....come on DL! You should have warned me.

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by Anonymousreply 489May 13, 2024 6:36 PM

Medjedo...djokovic is a bit of a cunt, isn't he? Just like his idol.

Probably a mean fuck, tho...

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by Anonymousreply 490May 13, 2024 6:38 PM

Napolitano indicating what he'd like to do with a big fat cock.

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by Anonymousreply 492May 13, 2024 7:50 PM

R488, shattered and broken legs! Wune out defeated by Baez.

by Anonymousreply 493May 13, 2024 7:51 PM

Medjedovic reminds me of Igor/Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein.

by Anonymousreply 494May 13, 2024 7:59 PM

Small Cat through.

by Anonymousreply 495May 13, 2024 7:59 PM

Medvedev through.

He's cute as a button!

by Anonymousreply 496May 13, 2024 8:02 PM

Vamos Lil' Sebi!

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by Anonymousreply 497May 13, 2024 8:03 PM

The Round of 16 could be carnage - apart from Zverev over Borges, no matches look straight forward.

by Anonymousreply 498May 13, 2024 8:30 PM

Nothing is straightforward. Nothing.

by Anonymousreply 499May 13, 2024 8:31 PM

Nothing is straightforward. Nothing.

by Anonymousreply 500May 13, 2024 8:33 PM

Boss Daddy Team or NSYG Team?

Titsy Team or Demon Team?

Hubie Team or Lil Sebastian Team?

ODS Tommy Team or Little Cat Team?

by Anonymousreply 501May 13, 2024 11:46 PM

Daddy Fritz team.

Minotaur/Hitlerstache team.

Lil’ Sebby team.

Small Cat team.

In the other matches I’m Tabilo team, indifferent between ZZZ team and Monteiro team, Jarry team and Borges team. I admit I like K. Hemsworth and A. Zverev for the eye candy though.

Thanks so very much for asking!

by Anonymousreply 502May 13, 2024 11:56 PM

Although nobody really cares (other than Ben & Courtney):

Svee-i-tek team or Tippy Turtle team?

Coco team it Zheng team?

by Anonymousreply 503May 14, 2024 12:00 AM

Coco team or Zheng team?

by Anonymousreply 504May 14, 2024 12:00 AM

Q team! I like her.

by Anonymousreply 505May 14, 2024 4:25 AM

Count me in as another who thinks Daddy's new Boss look makes my knees weak.

by Anonymousreply 506May 14, 2024 4:28 AM

Agassi when he was still hot.

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by Anonymousreply 507May 14, 2024 6:10 AM

Jannik Sinner, probably, out of Roland Garros. Hip problem persists.

by Anonymousreply 508May 14, 2024 10:53 AM

Tabilo does it again!

Follows up his defeat of NoVaxx with a double tie-break thriller over Khachanov.

by Anonymousreply 509May 14, 2024 11:45 AM

Boss Daddy over NYSG 6-1 in the third

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by Anonymousreply 510May 14, 2024 1:32 PM

Why is Dimitrov NYSG? I feel I should know, but I don't.

by Anonymousreply 511May 14, 2024 2:23 PM

I'm so happy the homophobe lost.

by Anonymousreply 512May 14, 2024 2:24 PM

it's actually NSYG

(not so) Young Grigor

by Anonymousreply 513May 14, 2024 2:26 PM

Okay, thanks R513. I've heard that plenty of times.

by Anonymousreply 514May 14, 2024 3:38 PM

Roland Garros fail to give Domicakes a Wildcard in his last season.


by Anonymousreply 515May 14, 2024 4:09 PM

They may have already been apportioned. But, still, a two-time finalist - unfortunate he couldn't get one. I assume he tries to qualify.

by Anonymousreply 516May 14, 2024 4:13 PM

Our dumb, sweet Tommy wins the first set against Smell Cat 6-1.

by Anonymousreply 517May 14, 2024 4:46 PM

Tommy beat Med 6-1 in the first set in Indian Wells and then lost - but that was on Med's much-preferred hard courts.

by Anonymousreply 518May 14, 2024 4:50 PM

We're still on course for a Daddy vs. Tommy final! The prospect of that much dumbness, sweetness, and horniness in one match is too much to fathom.

by Anonymousreply 519May 14, 2024 4:52 PM

Tommy appears in his gf's vlog about Rome, he's like the Ryan Lochte of tennis.

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by Anonymousreply 520May 14, 2024 4:59 PM

R520, he rather looks like him too. Jean!

by Anonymousreply 521May 14, 2024 5:52 PM

Oops. I meant “Jeah!” at R521.

by Anonymousreply 522May 14, 2024 5:53 PM

His girlfriend is... ghoulish.

by Anonymousreply 523May 14, 2024 6:05 PM

Dad to see the Demon lose to Citybus.

by Anonymousreply 524May 14, 2024 6:10 PM

Citybus, rid of Paula's dreaded PP, goes on a rampage! MURDERS Demon in cold blood!

by Anonymousreply 525May 14, 2024 6:11 PM

Sad not Dad at R524.

by Anonymousreply 526May 14, 2024 6:21 PM

[R520] I decided to click on the VLOG and wasted twenty minutes of my life. (My fault, not yours.) Could she be more vapid? Could he? LOVE the Ryan Lochte comparison above -- on point.

by Anonymousreply 527May 14, 2024 7:15 PM

He's dumb but at he least he is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 528May 14, 2024 10:37 PM

ODS Tommy!

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by Anonymousreply 529May 15, 2024 12:28 AM

shirtless Tommy starting about 9:42 in the PP vlog above

by Anonymousreply 530May 15, 2024 12:35 AM

I’s in Stock Home now!

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by Anonymousreply 531May 15, 2024 12:56 AM

I had a dream last night that I was cuddling with Hubie Hurkacz. He was a great cuddler.

by Anonymousreply 532May 15, 2024 1:26 AM

Kokk also has a girlfriend doing the same thing as Tommy's GF. Is there something in the water?

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by Anonymousreply 533May 15, 2024 2:20 AM

These whores gotta do something when their not sucking dick.

by Anonymousreply 534May 15, 2024 2:31 AM

Social media is basically the only way these thirsty bitches can make a buck on their own. They can't have real jobs. All they do is trail after their athlete, act like an emotional support animal and hope that in return for their sacrifices they'll get a ring and an easy life. Pete Sampras dated an attorney for years but broke up with her when she forced the issue on marriage. She sued him. He settled out of court. True story!

Sinner doesn't even let his skank sit in his players box, let alone post about him on her social media. He'd probably dump her (again) if she started vlogging. She makes sure that everyone knows that she's traveled to his tournaments. Jury is out if he makes her pay her own way or go halfsies, because he is cheap asf like that.

by Anonymousreply 535May 15, 2024 3:07 AM

The asterisk next to the whole WAG youtube vlogging thing is Daria Kasatkina's girlfriend's channel, What The Vlog. Her vlogs are interesting, lots of behind the scenes stuff, interviews with players -- it's fun.

by Anonymousreply 536May 15, 2024 3:17 AM

The sad thing is that ODS Tommy is clearly crazy about that skank ho PP who wants to suck the life out of him.

by Anonymousreply 537May 15, 2024 6:03 AM

Ale-Ale-jandro Team or ZZZ Team?

Rat-faced Cunt Team or Boss Daddy Team?

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by Anonymousreply 538May 15, 2024 1:12 PM

You all laugh at Rafa over the years leaving Meri at home 'at the bank'. Best decision he ever made, as compared to the current crop of girlfriends that dress like whores and act like they're practicing to be on a real housewives. They're all kinds of skank.

by Anonymousreply 539May 15, 2024 1:37 PM

^We laugh at Rafa for being a closet case and leaving his wife with his sister while he tours the world with his physio.

by Anonymousreply 540May 15, 2024 1:40 PM

^shallow, but you do you

by Anonymousreply 541May 15, 2024 1:49 PM

Do you think Djokovic is injured?

by Anonymousreply 542May 15, 2024 2:18 PM

Ale Ale Team

Boss Daddy Team

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by Anonymousreply 544May 15, 2024 2:44 PM

Very happy for Tabilo!

by Anonymousreply 545May 15, 2024 3:30 PM

Team DanYELL of course

by Anonymousreply 546May 15, 2024 5:09 PM

[quote] Very happy for Tabilo!

Yay! I’m so happy.

by Anonymousreply 547May 15, 2024 5:11 PM

[quote] Team DanYELL of course

America’s Sweetheart Danielle Collins team.

by Anonymousreply 548May 15, 2024 5:12 PM

Daddy Fritz team.

by Anonymousreply 549May 15, 2024 5:12 PM

I fell asleep during the Tabilo/Zhang match.


by Anonymousreply 550May 15, 2024 5:43 PM

I've always had a soft spot for Vika and was thinking how nice it was that she's regained a bit of mojo of late. Then I heard that nonstop shrieking on today's highlight reel.


by Anonymousreply 551May 15, 2024 8:54 PM

I can't stand Monica Puig's voice. It's so nasally and she drones on and on about nothing. Is she the best they can get at the Tennis Channel?

by Anonymousreply 552May 15, 2024 9:24 PM

Andy Roddick could use a better hair piece.

by Anonymousreply 553May 15, 2024 9:26 PM

Boss Daddy go boom :-(

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by Anonymousreply 554May 15, 2024 10:12 PM

Peppa Queen of the Baltics out, too

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by Anonymousreply 555May 15, 2024 10:15 PM

I'm saddened to see HRH Peppa, Queen of the Baltics, go out. She's slimmed down and playing well. I will miss her burning regal stares at the line judges ,and her dismissive look of absolute of disbelief when hawkeye proves her challenges to be wrong.

by Anonymousreply 556May 15, 2024 10:54 PM

This was weird, I'm not sure what to make of it. Sausage allergy?

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by Anonymousreply 557May 15, 2024 11:04 PM

R557, isn’t she, herself, a sausage?

by Anonymousreply 558May 15, 2024 11:22 PM

More of a Meatwad.

by Anonymousreply 559May 15, 2024 11:30 PM

Hubie Team or OSD Tommy Team?

Titsy Team or Jarry Team?

by Anonymousreply 560May 15, 2024 11:35 PM

new thread here when this one is done

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by Anonymousreply 561May 15, 2024 11:57 PM

Ostapenko reminds me of Natasha Lyonne for some reason, always has. They don't really look a like, I just sort of imagine that they have very similar personalities.

by Anonymousreply 562May 16, 2024 12:05 AM

Our sweet, dumb Tommy team.

Jarry team.

by Anonymousreply 563May 16, 2024 12:25 AM

Hoobie getting broken left, right and centre by OSD Tommy. I did not see this coming.

by Anonymousreply 564May 16, 2024 12:27 PM

Hubie for sure; either Tsitsi or Jarry are fine by me.

by Anonymousreply 565May 16, 2024 12:50 PM

After a final game with more twists and turns than a twisty-turny thing, OSD Tommy pulls out the win!

Over takes FLOPsy as US #2 in the ATP Rankings.

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by Anonymousreply 566May 16, 2024 1:58 PM

ODS Tommy, bishes!

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by Anonymousreply 568May 16, 2024 2:16 PM

Jarry levels up against Citybus, who looked like he was cruising until the middle of the second set. Could be a final set thriller.

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by Anonymousreply 570May 16, 2024 7:50 PM

A. Tabilo team or A. Zverev team?

Jarry team or Our Dumb Sweet Tommy team?

by Anonymousreply 571May 16, 2024 8:27 PM

I'm going for an All Chileno Final:

Ale-Alejandro Team

Jarry Potter Team

by Anonymousreply 572May 16, 2024 8:45 PM

Danielle Rose vs. She-Hulk is big-babe tennis at its best.

by Anonymousreply 573May 16, 2024 8:58 PM

Only one player in the semis who's ranked in the top 15. When's the last time that happened at an ATP 1000 tournament?

by Anonymousreply 574May 16, 2024 10:13 PM

Love me some Tommy and his furry stomach. And more seriously, what outstanding defense he played today!

by Anonymousreply 575May 16, 2024 10:29 PM

Ale Alejandro Team

ODS Tommy (and his tummy) Team

by Anonymousreply 576May 16, 2024 11:07 PM

Full meh on the final 4 in Rome. I'll be watching Bordeaux and Turin instead.

by Anonymousreply 577May 16, 2024 11:55 PM

R577 it's really bizarre isn't it? I know the Rafa/Fed/Nole thing got old, but damn do I miss it.

by Anonymousreply 578May 17, 2024 12:00 AM

Yes, R578, I miss the days when Rafa delivered with full swagger, Federer paid homage, and Djokovic's persecution/adulation complex hadn't turned him into a raging, devious weasel.

Now that the guard has changed, I like what Alcaraz and Sinner bring to the game, if only they can be less injury-prone, and Medvedev's mellowed but maybe peaked. Looking forward to whether Fils, Felix, Mensik, Navone and several others can step it up and take Rune, Zverev, and Tsitsipas down a peg or ten.

by Anonymousreply 579May 17, 2024 4:44 AM

Is the PP there to fuck everything up?

by Anonymousreply 580May 17, 2024 4:48 AM

Very happy for Jarry!

by Anonymousreply 581May 17, 2024 5:38 AM

Personally I love the new era. Surprises at the sharp end of tournaments. New and not-so-new players having a turn in the spotlight. If you actually watch theses matches you might be surprised and see some great tennis.

I was not a particular fan of Jarry, but he was playing some phenomenal tennis against Tsitsipas last night. Stunning winners from all over the court.

I'm more engaged than I have been for years.

by Anonymousreply 582May 17, 2024 9:58 AM

I saw on r/tennis that Sinner is now allegedly dating Anna Kalinskaya.

by Anonymousreply 583May 17, 2024 1:12 PM

Tsitsidosa is dead. Long live Sinnskaya.

by Anonymousreply 584May 17, 2024 1:46 PM

Tabilo breadsticks The Ratfaced Cunt in just over half an hour. Drop-shotting him at will and generally driving him crazy.


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by Anonymousreply 585May 17, 2024 2:18 PM

McBongo loves ODS Tommy!

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by Anonymousreply 586May 17, 2024 2:48 PM

[quote]Is the PP there to fuck everything up?

Tommy's is. She's been vlogging from Rome. At least she shows Tommy parading around in his skivvies.

by Anonymousreply 587May 17, 2024 3:03 PM

God, Tabilo won the first set 6-1 and is going to wind up losing this match at this rate.

by Anonymousreply 588May 17, 2024 3:39 PM

ratface revenge

by Anonymousreply 589May 17, 2024 3:54 PM

Il Gingio

by Anonymousreply 590May 17, 2024 3:55 PM

ODS Tommy

by Anonymousreply 591May 17, 2024 3:55 PM

Peppa Pig

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by Anonymousreply 594May 17, 2024 3:56 PM

new thread here

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by Anonymousreply 595May 17, 2024 3:56 PM

Lil Sebastian

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She Hulk

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Granny Vee

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Boss Daddy

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thread closed

by Anonymousreply 602May 17, 2024 3:58 PM
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