So, I’ve developed a thing for older guys(silver fox, gray or white haired formal types), and I’m wondering how I should go about approaching them in public spaces. I catch some of them looking but, I can’t tell if the look is because they want to get it on or if they want to hang me. They tend to have RBF.
How do I approach older men in public spaces?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 26, 2024 4:54 AM |
Pull on their shirttail, puff out your bottom lip, and say meekly, "Esskuse me, sir, I tink I'm wost. Is you a powicemans?"
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 26, 2024 1:34 AM |
Join Sniffies and see the park where 20 guys are hanging out tonight having sex like normal young men. Go to sleep and in the morning go birdwatching and you'll have all the old geezers you want. Alternatively, go to a garden center and ask men questions about pansies, casually touch your dick or flash your ass because you want daddy's dick. Be bold and prepare for multiple rejections.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 26, 2024 1:48 AM |
There's lots of available action at your local Senior Center.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 26, 2024 1:50 AM |
And it's your very first thread with this li'l ol' account, OP?
And this is what you needed to post?
How convincing!!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 26, 2024 1:52 AM |
You have to walk up to them, lift their caftans, say “YUM”. and then let go. If they say “YUM” in return after the caftan falls then they have accepted your proposal.
Make sure you lay a few layers of towels down before you do anything else.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 26, 2024 2:02 AM |
You could start by not opening your approach with “So,”, OP. SIlver foxes aren’t into idiots.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 26, 2024 2:15 AM |
My you are a miserable one aren’t you R6?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 26, 2024 3:23 AM |
I would imagine that “Can I interest you in an hors d'oeuvre, sir?” or “Would you like to try a sample of this exciting new fragrance from Estée Lauder?” would be most appropriate for a young gay in the city.
Seriously though, join a YMCA. They seem to congregate at mine, or if you’re really desperate try McDonald’s in the morning for the coffee crowd.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 26, 2024 4:36 AM |
Not really, R7, just literate.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 26, 2024 4:36 AM |
Stand outside Calvin Klein's house
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 26, 2024 4:39 AM |
"Have you tried the updated Depends? Comfortable... and shockingly absorbent." Usually gets me in the door...
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 26, 2024 4:43 AM |
"Anyone up for telling me the plot of their favorite episode of 'CSI'?"
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 26, 2024 4:49 AM |
Just FF and block this ridiculous unfunny troll.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 26, 2024 4:54 AM |