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American tourist facing possible 12-year prison sentence after ammo found in luggage in Turks and Caicos


How the hell does one accidentally leave bullets in their luggage? Like, how?

Anyway, I guess some people need to learn that the rest of the world isn't as gun crazy as some Americans are.

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by Anonymousreply 113June 1, 2024 10:01 AM

I would lick his balls

by Anonymousreply 1April 25, 2024 4:30 AM

"innocent mistake" my ass.

by Anonymousreply 2April 25, 2024 4:37 AM

[quote]"I can't even begin to think that this very innocent, regrettable mistake would prevent me from being able to watch my son graduate or teach him to shave, or take my daughter to dances," Ryan Watson said. "It's just unfathomable. I do not — I can't process it."

Well then, you’re really a dumbshit, now aren’t you?

by Anonymousreply 3April 25, 2024 6:39 AM

I don't think he intentionally brought four bullets and no gun with him on vacation. Why would he do that? I know lots of assholes bring loaded handguns to the airport and then claim they "forgot" but I think this was a genuine mistake. I think the judge should take into consider the very small number of bullets and the fact that he didn't bring a gun with him. Maybe deport him and ban him from returning.

by Anonymousreply 4April 25, 2024 7:01 AM

Maybe they just didn’t find the gun.

Ammosexuals are mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 5April 25, 2024 7:11 AM

Throw the book at him! A message needs to be sent to these gun nuts!

by Anonymousreply 6April 25, 2024 7:14 AM

With a cute little rear end like that, you'll be the belle of the ball! Your dance card'll be filled every day. You'll be so popular, making all kinds of new, close friends. Big, ugly, hairy friends! Not that you'll ever see what they look like, 'cause you'll be facing the other way!

by Anonymousreply 7April 25, 2024 7:38 AM

Are these like the Turks in Midnight Express?

by Anonymousreply 8April 25, 2024 7:41 AM

Don’t complain honey, YOU may have missed a bullet!

by Anonymousreply 9April 25, 2024 8:00 AM

Rarely does the husband pack a suitcase, What is her M.O.?

by Anonymousreply 10April 25, 2024 11:34 AM

Yes 4 small bullets no gun

I had a friend that found a joint in his suitcase, after many trips thru various airports, years after a trip to amsterdam.

And this was decades ago when a joint found at airport security would have been a big deal.

by Anonymousreply 11April 25, 2024 11:42 AM

Am I the only poster that has found a loaded gun at an airport?

Right before security. I regret not keeping it. Cute little thing and the toilet water on it was not a big deal.

by Anonymousreply 12April 25, 2024 11:52 AM

Womp, womp. One less Dump voter.

by Anonymousreply 13April 25, 2024 11:57 AM

What’s the delay on “This redneck cagemeat-to-be has Mana’s mussy dripping like a leaky oil can?” post?

by Anonymousreply 14April 25, 2024 12:24 PM

[quote]Am I the only poster that has found a loaded gun at an airport?

Well, the TSA finds a lot of them:

"During 2023, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) intercepted a total of 6,737 firearms at airport security checkpoints, preventing them from getting into the secure areas of the airport and onboard aircraft. Approximately 93% of these firearms were loaded."

by Anonymousreply 15April 25, 2024 12:27 PM

12 days is excessive let alone 12 years.

by Anonymousreply 16April 25, 2024 12:32 PM

When are gun lovers going to realize this whole fight is about protecting gun profits for the manufacturers and related industries?

by Anonymousreply 17April 25, 2024 12:33 PM

I wouldn’t mind seeing him naked. Can I be in charge of this strip search?


by Anonymousreply 18April 25, 2024 12:39 PM

It’s about Freedim!

by Anonymousreply 19April 25, 2024 12:44 PM

And yet these types are the ones who constantly whine about "illegals" breaking our laws.

Works both ways, toots.

by Anonymousreply 20April 25, 2024 12:51 PM

Imagine if Muricans got 11 years for possessing bullets. It would be a much different country.

by Anonymousreply 21April 25, 2024 2:09 PM

To be fair, we know nothing about this man’s political ideology.

Not everyone who owns a gun is a MAGA.

by Anonymousreply 22April 25, 2024 2:25 PM

Maybe, r22, but the stupid ones are

by Anonymousreply 23April 25, 2024 2:35 PM

He sounds entitled af. Stupid Amerikkkan redneck tourist.

by Anonymousreply 24April 25, 2024 2:45 PM

He’s a maga look at him. Never takes off that stupid hat! Whines about how he won’t be allowed to enjoy his Children’s special moments. It’s everyone else’s fault the rules cannot be broken for them.

by Anonymousreply 25April 25, 2024 3:01 PM

Is it only Americans who accidently leave bullets in their luggage?

by Anonymousreply 26April 25, 2024 4:06 PM

Let's see - board shorts - check! flip flops - check! sunscreen - check! a few bullets just in case - check! Oh, and...

"Hon! Come here...we've got to shove that gun up your hoo-ha now just in case those natives get aggressive!"

by Anonymousreply 27April 25, 2024 4:51 PM

Why would this guy EVER need bullets in his luggage??? For what? Why?

by Anonymousreply 28April 25, 2024 4:53 PM

Magas fuck around and find out !

by Anonymousreply 29April 25, 2024 4:54 PM

pUnIsHMeNT is OnLY for NON maGAs!

by Anonymousreply 30April 25, 2024 4:55 PM

He should get 12 years for wearing that stupid hat.

by Anonymousreply 31April 25, 2024 6:46 PM

If you have 5k for a Caribbean vacation on one of the most expensive islands, you should have enough emergency/daddy money for a lawyer. That said, it's easy to see how a couple of bullets could end up in the seam or pocket of a bag. It should have been caught by TSA in OKC. He's hot, Biden should get him out just to piss off the MAGATs. I wonder who has the enviable job of Ambassador to Turks and Caicos?

It looks like the Bahamian guy covers them. A cookie smeller, fur sure.

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by Anonymousreply 32April 25, 2024 7:24 PM

I blame TSA ( and him). They should have checked for these things before he was allowed to board his flight.

by Anonymousreply 33April 25, 2024 7:25 PM

Really, r33?

I just blame him.

by Anonymousreply 34April 25, 2024 7:31 PM

They brought ammo with them? Still in the bag from another trip? I don't care! Lock 'em up.

by Anonymousreply 35April 25, 2024 7:38 PM

Bullets or THC vapes or your left over meth from the weekend , boys and girls it’s important to check your luggage just to be sure. Especially flying into certain foreign countries.

An innocent mistake let’s hope it goes easy for him.

by Anonymousreply 36April 25, 2024 7:39 PM

The hat, the cross around his neck, the blonde wife, bullets from a previous hunting trip…


by Anonymousreply 37April 25, 2024 7:52 PM

Reminder to check your bags before traveling....

by Anonymousreply 38April 25, 2024 9:30 PM

The wife is attractive-- she could do a lot better.

by Anonymousreply 39April 25, 2024 9:37 PM

She's got a great smile

by Anonymousreply 40April 25, 2024 9:50 PM

Speaking of Turks Caicos, is it a good place to vacation? Anyone who has been there care to respond? I’m looking for quiet with white sand and crystal blue water and a mellow vibe. This would be my first real tropical vacation in a very long time.

by Anonymousreply 41April 25, 2024 9:56 PM

Now I want to hear about r41’s fake tropical vacations. Florida?

by Anonymousreply 42April 25, 2024 10:07 PM

They're from Oklahoma....okay...never mind...nothing to see here.

by Anonymousreply 43April 25, 2024 10:36 PM

This tourist makes it sound as if being unable to return to Oklahoma is a BAD thing!

by Anonymousreply 44April 25, 2024 11:08 PM

MAGAts on Twitter are aghast that they would do this to a FATHER. A FATHER!!!

I am so sick of breeders using their reproductive status as a sympathy ploy. One of the J6 hags has branded herself as the "Praying Grandma" in an attempt to raise sympathy — and money.

by Anonymousreply 45April 25, 2024 11:15 PM

And yet they were fine with separating parents and children at the border, r45.

Hypocrites, all.

by Anonymousreply 46April 25, 2024 11:19 PM

OF COURSE there's a GoFundMe.

$180,000 raised so far from MAGAts because Daddy's an idiot.

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by Anonymousreply 47April 26, 2024 1:11 AM


by Anonymousreply 48April 26, 2024 1:55 AM

Is GoFundMe legit? There seems to be so many of them that get mentioned whenever there’s any sort of article linked and the amounts are fucking insane.

Why the fuck would you donate to these things?

by Anonymousreply 49April 26, 2024 1:57 AM

The MAGAts love GoFundMe

They are owning the libs in their twisted minds by giving this guy money

by Anonymousreply 50April 26, 2024 5:08 AM

So who's to say he didn't smuggle again and had more ammo in and just forgot to leave all of it to whoever he was smuggling it to.

I like how they blame the TSA too when if the TSA had found it they probably would have thrown a fit at the airport here about the overbearung actions of the tsa. I hope he has to serve all 12 years for being such a dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 51April 26, 2024 5:54 AM

[quote] He's hot, Biden should get him out just to piss off the MAGATs.

What the hell kind of logic is this? So stupid.

by Anonymousreply 52April 26, 2024 6:35 AM

Why the hell does he have loose ammo in his suitcase. At the very least, the ammo should have been in a container.

by Anonymousreply 53April 26, 2024 6:37 AM

[quote]I would lick his balls

Throw a few bullets into your carry-on and get your ass down to Turks and Caicos!

by Anonymousreply 54April 26, 2024 6:44 AM
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by Anonymousreply 55April 26, 2024 7:53 PM

This is an outrage! To be stranded in a country where you don't even speak the language! Are all of his court proceedings going to be in Turkish?

by Anonymousreply 56April 26, 2024 8:39 PM

No, Dee, it’s going to be in Caicoese, ya ignorant slut

by Anonymousreply 57April 26, 2024 9:04 PM

Well, whaddaya know. ANOTHER bearded southerner arrested for having ammo in his luggage in Turks and Caicos. The country must think they're being trolled.😆

Link from forbidden site in following post.

by Anonymousreply 58April 26, 2024 9:22 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 59April 26, 2024 9:24 PM

They saw the $180k GoFundme and thought it was worth it.

by Anonymousreply 60April 26, 2024 9:52 PM


by Anonymousreply 61April 26, 2024 10:24 PM

r59 And how did he get on the cruise ship with ammo?

by Anonymousreply 62April 26, 2024 10:26 PM

Virginia and Oklahoma…maybe they were part of a conspiracy to overthrow the government, like the Klan attempted to with Grenada back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 63April 26, 2024 11:57 PM

What trash.

by Anonymousreply 64April 27, 2024 12:29 AM

Why bullets in a clothing suitcase? Is that where dad stores his guns? Not locked up?

by Anonymousreply 65April 27, 2024 12:33 AM

I would guess he had the bullets in the pocket of a pair of jeans he took hunting.

by Anonymousreply 66April 27, 2024 3:00 AM

I actually dated a guy called Turk Caycos once ….

by Anonymousreply 67April 27, 2024 3:08 AM

As Mexico is the Vatican City of decapitation, are we sure he’s JUST getting 12 years?

by Anonymousreply 68April 27, 2024 3:10 AM

He should have his children taken away from him - too irresponsible.

…. starting a petition NOW.

by Anonymousreply 69April 27, 2024 5:37 AM

Go fund me over $200,000 now. Trump’s mad because that’s dumb MAGA money that should be going to him!

by Anonymousreply 70April 27, 2024 6:30 AM

Yosemite Sam.

by Anonymousreply 71April 27, 2024 6:42 AM

Reward us for breaking the law!

by Anonymousreply 72April 27, 2024 2:30 PM

R66 so he packed dirty clothes for his carribean vacation? No explanation makes him look less than an idiot. Like just as a matter of course when you go to a foreign country I would make damn sure I know laws about weapons and drugs and make sure there's no possibility I was carrying either knowing how strict other countries are about those things.

by Anonymousreply 73April 27, 2024 2:33 PM

[quote] No explanation makes him look less than an idiot.

Here’s my take.

They found the ammo going out of the country. This is one of several cases, and they always find the ammo as they are leaving, not when they are entering the country

My theory is that there is some sort of illegal big game hunting ring that these assholes buy into. Who knows what they are even hunting, but it’s something they do t want us to know about.

by Anonymousreply 74April 27, 2024 2:47 PM

I feel sorry for him. It was a dumb mistake.

But on the other hand, too bad! Be aware of the laws of where you're traveling too. Americans tend to think that just because they're Americans they can get out of any trouble abroad.

I'm glad the some legal system has caught up to these gun-toting idiots.

by Anonymousreply 75April 27, 2024 3:11 PM

Take the hat off, baldy. You’re not fooling anyone.

by Anonymousreply 76April 27, 2024 3:27 PM

What was he hunting?

by Anonymousreply 77April 27, 2024 3:28 PM

In my eyes, if bullets "accidentally" ended up in your luggage (either because they were there from another trip or they "slipped out of your pants" into the luggage), it sounds like this person has guns around them often and is none too careful with the guns and/or ammo.


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by Anonymousreply 78April 27, 2024 3:29 PM

He probably has to keep the bullets on him at all times because otherwise the government will come and steal it because they're always taking people's guns and ammo don't you know that? Wake up sheeple.

by Anonymousreply 79April 27, 2024 3:34 PM

Do stupid things, win stupid prizes.

by Anonymousreply 80May 23, 2024 3:38 PM

He lost some cartridges from a box and they were in the suitcase? My god he's not a terrorist. Fuck these draconic punishments for stupid things. It was obciously an accident.

by Anonymousreply 81May 23, 2024 4:15 PM

[quote]It was obviously an entitlement.

FTFY (in more ways than just grammar).

by Anonymousreply 82May 23, 2024 4:19 PM

[quote]Fuck these draconic punishments for stupid things.

Tell that to all the people in prison for pot possession.

by Anonymousreply 83May 23, 2024 4:20 PM

A responsible ammosexual doesn't even keep loose bullets in their ammo bag. These guys are fucking idiots

by Anonymousreply 84May 23, 2024 4:26 PM

The first time I travelled overseas — a long time ago — the agent at American Express where I bought travellers cheques asked if I was travelling internationally and if so, be sure to make myself familiar with the laws and customs of that country, and also recommended that if I was taking any medications to leave them in the original packaging with the prescription ID, doctor's name and my name clearly shown. It wasn't particularly relevant for that trip, but years later the advice paid off big time when my toiletry bag was inspected with a fine-tooth comb and they questioned me about a single loose pill; thankfully it matched the other pills in the bottle and I was let go with a warning.

by Anonymousreply 85May 23, 2024 4:36 PM

I hate looking stupid, but I didn’t know Turks and Caicos was the name of a country.

by Anonymousreply 86May 23, 2024 11:23 PM

It's okay, r86. to be fair, it's a weird name for a country.

I can't think of another country that has a conjunction as part of its name.

But i'm sure I'll be notified promptly if I'm incorrect.

by Anonymousreply 87May 24, 2024 2:28 AM

😁 Boania and Herzogivina, r87.

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by Anonymousreply 88May 24, 2024 2:33 PM

He'll be fine. A gofundme account for his benefit shows almost $250K already donated. It will be a million $ within a week. And yes, he is cute. Would love to see a shirtless beach pic of him

by Anonymousreply 89May 24, 2024 2:50 PM

...and why did the Tulsa airport (their originating airport) not catch the ammo before they left US soil?

by Anonymousreply 90May 24, 2024 2:56 PM

We gotz other things to do in Tulsa.....and it was getting on 'bout break time.

by Anonymousreply 91May 24, 2024 3:03 PM

[quote] Would love to see a shirtless beach pic of him

So would we…

by Anonymousreply 92May 24, 2024 3:18 PM

As someone said they were planted by the wife. She needs a break from his stupid ass. Probably hoping he would get 20 years. Find somebody else and not have to deal with his dimwittedness. And now all this money pouring in! Boy is she hoping for a conviction.

by Anonymousreply 93May 24, 2024 3:36 PM

What if it was drugs and they said they “forgot”? I believe they are lying.

by Anonymousreply 94May 24, 2024 6:06 PM

r88, Good one. I thought of Trinidad and Tobago and St. Vincent and the Grenadines. T and C are not a country but a British Overseas Territory. It' an upscale Bahama. It looks pretty but I've never had a desire to see Cockburn.

by Anonymousreply 95May 24, 2024 9:01 PM

That GOFUNDME is absolute Bullshit!

by Anonymousreply 96May 24, 2024 9:05 PM

Honestly, I thought of Bosnia & Herzogivina because I taught ESL in Chicago in the 90s when the region fractured and I knew folks who were so happy for it.

by Anonymousreply 97May 24, 2024 9:20 PM

[quote]R90 ...and why did the Tulsa airport (their originating airport) not catch the ammo before they left US soil?

We don’t REALLY know the bullets were in his suitcase when he left the U.S.

I mean, I’m not prepared to believe ANYTHING he says.

by Anonymousreply 98May 25, 2024 7:06 AM

[quote]...and why did the Tulsa airport (their originating airport) not catch the ammo before they left US soil?

The TSA and airport security in America is performance theatre.

by Anonymousreply 99May 25, 2024 5:20 PM

(^.^) just like the southern border

by Anonymousreply 100May 25, 2024 5:35 PM

Because its all about him. He is American! Why should he be bothered to check shit like that. Errant bullets in lugage going to a place that may not like guns! Thats fucking insane! MERICA! Hope this maga fuck rots in jail.

by Anonymousreply 101May 25, 2024 5:56 PM

Don't even start with that bullshit, R100.

by Anonymousreply 102May 26, 2024 4:44 PM

Fetterman went and picked him up. Conservatives think Fetterman is rightwing now because he supports Israel and got a constituent released on weapons charges. I say he’s trying to get reelected and knows he needs conservative votes.

by Anonymousreply 103May 26, 2024 5:13 PM

at least we know that everyone coming across the border into the US doesn't have ammo or guns right R103

by Anonymousreply 104May 26, 2024 6:24 PM

R102 at least we know that everyone coming across the border into the US doesn't have ammo or guns, right?

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by Anonymousreply 105May 26, 2024 6:31 PM

He's home after paying a fine.....a suspended jail sentence.

by Anonymousreply 106May 27, 2024 12:45 AM

I'll bet he was sweating bullets the whole time

by Anonymousreply 107May 27, 2024 1:00 AM

[quote] —Y so angry?

Who’s angry? It’s a fact. Twitter is full of conservatives who believe Fetterman is now in their corner. I think he’s being moderate in order to build a reputation and be reelected. It’s smart politics. Him actually going to T&C was brilliant. He went with a bipartisan group.

by Anonymousreply 108May 27, 2024 6:40 PM

[Quote] What if it was drugs and they said they “forgot”? I believe they are lying.

Exactly R94

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by Anonymousreply 109May 31, 2024 11:50 PM

Stupidity and bad behavior should be harshly punished!

by Anonymousreply 110May 31, 2024 11:51 PM

Thank goodness he didn’t get to Mustique!

by Anonymousreply 111June 1, 2024 12:28 AM

What do you mean no prison time?

by Anonymousreply 112June 1, 2024 9:29 AM

Fetterman from PA went on behalf of his constituents, as a good Senator should. Did Markwayne Mullins do this on behalf of his Oklahoma constituent? I'd expect gun-loving Mullins to before Fetterman. Was the guy in the OP released before Mullins had a chance to?

by Anonymousreply 113June 1, 2024 10:01 AM
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