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This is a real sewing pattern someone is trying to sell.

Yes, really.

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by Anonymousreply 41May 16, 2024 11:27 PM

Trigger warning, OP!

by Anonymousreply 1April 25, 2024 1:04 AM


by Anonymousreply 2April 25, 2024 1:10 AM

Sorry, r1. I did wonder about that.

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by Anonymousreply 3April 25, 2024 1:11 AM


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by Anonymousreply 4April 25, 2024 1:35 AM

R4, Miss Ross doesn't have extras like generic tatts and backfat, the posing trying minimise the latter.

That zipper is bursting!

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by Anonymousreply 5April 25, 2024 1:39 AM

The average Butterick sewer would attain a better fit for their dress than Meghan did.

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by Anonymousreply 6April 25, 2024 1:46 AM

When you're Amish but still proud of your dirty pillows.

by Anonymousreply 7April 25, 2024 2:20 AM

You know what goes between those? 🍆

by Anonymousreply 8April 25, 2024 2:23 AM

That pic is horrifying.

by Anonymousreply 9April 25, 2024 2:31 AM

Runway fashion.

by Anonymousreply 10April 25, 2024 2:35 AM

She got bazookas

by Anonymousreply 11April 25, 2024 2:49 AM

She's just working with what Krispy Kreme gave her.

by Anonymousreply 12April 25, 2024 2:50 AM

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 13April 25, 2024 2:54 AM

These two gazombas can handle all 12 inches of that English guy.

by Anonymousreply 14April 25, 2024 4:01 AM

Nothing could save this outfit, but how bad is the sewing over the bust?

by Anonymousreply 15April 25, 2024 4:07 AM

Even I wouldn’t wear…..fuck it, I probably would.

by Anonymousreply 16April 25, 2024 6:23 AM

Yes, it's ugly and the quality of the stitching... But, I can see how the bustier part, or whatever it's called, offers extra security and support for a gal with quite large tits. No worries about falling out of a sundress.

by Anonymousreply 17April 25, 2024 6:49 AM

R17, I think it is the sundress with that flared skirt...

by Anonymousreply 18April 25, 2024 7:17 AM

The garment at OP's link is SO badly put together. Unbelievable.

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by Anonymousreply 19April 25, 2024 7:35 AM

R19: What about the text on the main page?

>>Owner, Lily Fong helps people achieve their dreams - of a well fitting bra...

Should there be two commas?

Owner, Lily Fong, helps people achieve their dreams - of a well fitting bra...

No commas?

Owner Lily Fong helps people achieve their dreams - of a well fitting bra...

by Anonymousreply 20April 25, 2024 8:02 AM

R5 Miss Ross knew how to handle fun bags with style!

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by Anonymousreply 21April 25, 2024 11:57 AM

I had no idea she had such massive knockers R21.

by Anonymousreply 22April 25, 2024 12:41 PM

Here's another one. Double-breasted jackets with the buttons too close together are rarely flattering, nor is the cropped length of the hem.

The crotch detail is ...unusual.

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by Anonymousreply 23May 1, 2024 10:56 PM

She looks like Hatchet Face (RIP) in Cry-Baby!

by Anonymousreply 24May 1, 2024 11:04 PM

Does it come with a bicycle pump?

by Anonymousreply 25May 1, 2024 11:05 PM

Who would have looked at the Gwyneth Oscars dress and wanted their very own Butterick version?

Love the cushion, BTW.

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by Anonymousreply 26May 1, 2024 11:22 PM

Hey kid, what did you do? Jump ship? What's with the life preserver?

by Anonymousreply 27May 1, 2024 11:31 PM

How…buoyant (?).

by Anonymousreply 28May 2, 2024 1:31 AM

Joan/Alexis ~ queen.

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by Anonymousreply 29May 11, 2024 12:34 PM

That quite an outfit R23.

by Anonymousreply 30May 11, 2024 3:09 PM

The pants look like they're good for flashing, r30. He should have put a similar opening over his hole.

by Anonymousreply 31May 12, 2024 12:16 PM

R6 do you ever stop obsessing on her?

by Anonymousreply 32May 12, 2024 12:44 PM

Sorry, sugar at r32.

by Anonymousreply 33May 12, 2024 1:01 PM
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by Anonymousreply 34May 12, 2024 1:05 PM

Is this you, r32, r34?

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by Anonymousreply 35May 12, 2024 11:41 PM

Kramer style.

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by Anonymousreply 36May 16, 2024 11:20 PM

It's like they're trying to create unflattering outfits.

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by Anonymousreply 37May 16, 2024 11:22 PM

Too tight across the lower back.

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by Anonymousreply 38May 16, 2024 11:22 PM

No words.

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by Anonymousreply 39May 16, 2024 11:24 PM

I just can't.

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by Anonymousreply 40May 16, 2024 11:26 PM

A different style of skirt would be more flattering.

Any different style.

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