Matt Barr revealed that his massive manhood was responsible for nearly knocking out one of his past lovers.
Man who claims to have Britain's biggest penis says it once left a woman concussed
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| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 11, 2024 10:35 PM |
And yet, like Jonah Falcon, the guy is out of shape and generally not at the top of anyone's fuckable list.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 23, 2024 3:15 PM |
lol reminds me of an old Syd Straw song: "I woke up in the dust, cross-eyed and concussed."
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 23, 2024 3:31 PM |
Who would you rather? Jonah Falcon or this bloke?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 23, 2024 3:41 PM |
[quote]the guy is out of shape and generally not at the top of anyone's fuckable list.
With a 12-inch cock, he doesn't have to be in shape.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 23, 2024 3:55 PM |
[quote] With a 12-inch cock, he doesn't have to be in shape.
Ah yes the Ron Jeremy rule.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 23, 2024 4:02 PM |
Any DLers this big?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 23, 2024 4:15 PM |
Ron Jeremy didn't have such a big cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 23, 2024 4:15 PM |
Ron Jeremy was 9" long x 1" around. A true pencil dick.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 23, 2024 4:18 PM |
R2 I love you, please marry me.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 23, 2024 4:38 PM |
[quote] Ron Jeremy was 9" long x 1" around. A true pencil dick.
Uh, no. He was of average thickness.
He was long enough to be able to suck himself when he was young and thin(ner).
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 23, 2024 4:39 PM |
[quote] Who would you rather? Jonah Falcon or this bloke?
Jonah.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 23, 2024 4:40 PM |
Not a chance in hell I'm having sex with that no matter how big his penis is.
As a matter of fact, having a penis that big on a guy who looks like this is a deterrent, not incentive, to hookup with him.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 23, 2024 5:10 PM |
I love you too R9! I gotta see the ring first : )
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 23, 2024 5:33 PM |
So many lying size queens pretending to have standards. You know you’re just going to get on all fours and let him take you from behind, so you don’t have to look at him.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 23, 2024 5:39 PM |
[quote]it once left a woman concussed
Oh, the poor wee thing!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 23, 2024 5:42 PM |
With a body like that, I don't even care.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 23, 2024 5:44 PM |
I've had 12 inches and it did me no harm - than than leaving me dickmatized.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 23, 2024 5:45 PM |
fat, hung and good looking = AOK
thin, hung and ugly = AOK
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 23, 2024 5:47 PM |
Oooo oooo. I wanna see. Let's see it, bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 23, 2024 5:48 PM |
R12 R14 I feel like this is.....almost magic!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 23, 2024 6:06 PM |
Imagine the extra visible length he would have if he dropped the weight.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 23, 2024 6:08 PM |
Instead of Ozempic Face, he would have Ozempdick.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 23, 2024 6:49 PM |
Who would willingly let that walking goiter mount them in lust?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 11, 2024 10:14 PM |
If he put a mask on his face I would suck and stroke it.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 11, 2024 10:35 PM |
She was clearly taking it from behind.
The only way he had a chance.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 11, 2024 10:35 PM |