TikTok sensation Mitchell Burns has a memoir coming out

is he the guy with the jacked up teeth?

Yay! I’m so happy.

Whore.

Yes, R1.

Sounds like an Aussie.

Says he’s an Aussie yet r5 doesn’t know he’s an Aussie even though he’s been on other threads about this guy and even started some?

Big dick, uc

Gorgeous!!!

[quote]is he the guy with the jacked up teeth?

He's the guy who should be rooting me by a billabong

I was expecting his teeth to look like Steve Buscemi's. His aren't "jacked-up."

No wonder so many Americans are obsessed with veneers. Anything that doesn't look like horse dentures is considered flawed.

with a kookaburra.

He's gorgeous

[quote] Big dick, uc

Well the uncut part is true. Average to below average dick.

Notice how he never smiles with his mouth open. Maybe the book sales will pay for dental insurance.

r13 don't know what kind of fists you've been riding to even remotely consider his "below average." It's at least a bit above average by any study of penis size.

How does anyone know what his dick looks like? He's straight and has no nudies out there.

[quote]don't know what kind of fists you've been riding to even remotely consider his "below average."

I was exaggerating. He’s just average. If you think he’s above average than that’s sad.

I don't think it, I know it. What's sadder is your need for Depends even before decrepitude sets in.

A frustrating day.

[quote]No wonder so many Americans are obsessed with veneers. Anything that doesn't look like horse dentures is considered flawed.

Yes, Camilla... I mean, Your Majesty.

R16, his nudes leaked last year. They were posted on LPSG and previous DL threads.

I'll repost them on this thread:

I'd do him.

R17 is what happens when you have no education and watch too much porn. He’s low class to the lowest degree.

He’s Australian. Of course he is uncut.

I’m certain that uneducated low class poster knows nothing about demographics or this world.

Yes, please.

R27 is what happens when you have really bad luck or really low standards.

Very nice meaty cock. Unfortunately, he's too aware of his own prettiness for my liking. And how can one not be, when one looks like that?

Chimp ears.

R30 low standards? You don’t even have a job. You live off your family.

Stop it, both of you. Let's get back to talking about his dick.

It’s a boring dick. Would be nicer if it was thick all the way through and the head was in proportion. I guess you can always flip him over.

And I have a job. We aren’t all like you, R33.

He’s coming out?

That’s wonderful. We need more young people declaring their sexual orientation.

R35 no, you don’t. You post on here 24/7 but expect us to believe you have a job? Posting on DL, Reddit, LPSG etc is a job now? We have all your profiles on them.

And what is a “boring dick”? Your dick is what you inherit through genetics. It isn’t man made. You seriously want people here to believe you’re some educated man when you make comments like that?

His dick is plenty big. Not every guy is hung like Jeff Stryker. Maybe some of you are basing dick size on what you see in porn.

Is he what DL calls “adjacent”

He’s definitely adjacent.

[quote] He’s definitely adjacent

In what ways?

Why would he put out a book? His audience doesn’t read.

His audience watches TikTok videos.

Swole

[quote]His dick is plenty big

It’s present.

His won't sell but Ballen's will break publishing records.

He's totally gorgeous and has a great cock too. Lovely smile and face. Yum to all of it.

I have to block this thread every time it pops up because he makes me feel inadequate.

He's very handsome isn't he R48. Naturally handsome - not like Americans with massive excess plastic surgery and fake tombstone teeth.

Real questions when nudes leak. What woman wants to see a guy jack off and show of his ass? He's gay right?

Seems straight R50.

Here's the girlfriend:

R50 you don’t know women if you think they don’t ask for stuff.

And he’s not gay. He’s in a relationship with a woman.

R53 that is just it, I do actually know women. Most my friends are women. They marvel at the dick pics I get. "Why would a guy send that?' is all I hear. Who wants to see that? LOL

[quote] Very nice meaty cock. Unfortunately, he's too aware of his own prettiness for my liking. And how can one not be, when one looks like that?

I’ve posted this before in another thread, but for a “professional photographer” his instagram sure is lacking in examples of his work. His posts are almost entirely of himself.

Any relation?

r55 I'm my favourite subject~

I can't believe that some of you called that 'meaty cock'. When was the last time you hooked up with someone?

R54 no, you clearly don’t.

R54 - I know females who like getting dick pics and ask for them.

r60 yes they are called catfish.

R61 some WOMEN do ask for them. And sometimes men send them without being asked for them. If he got catfished he thought he was talking to a woman. That isn’t gay.

Do women ask for hole pics, though?

Looks like a sister

R63 he didn’t show his hole

[quote]He's very handsome isn't he [R48]. Naturally handsome - not like Americans with massive excess plastic surgery and fake tombstone teeth.

At least Americans are cut.

[quote]His won't sell but Ballen's will break publishing records.

MrBallen is more gorgeous than this guy, IMO.

Jacked-up teeth? I didn't even notice he had teeth. Jesus

R21 That's actually the super rare and critically endangered Southern Australian Trouser Python. Unfortunately, I don't think his girlfriend's experienced enough to handle it.

I'm on my way, Mitch!

Kookaburra sittin' in the old gum tree Laugh, kookaburra, laugh kookaburra, gay your life must be

Love that he's barefoot in R11.

His girlfriend all over his page is a boner killer. Knowing that they probably have boring sex twice a month, maybe trying to make a baby, is just a turn off.