DUMP won't be able to attend Barron's high school graduation

"It's a scam trial,” Trump said. “It's a political witch hunt.”

= blah, blah, blah, blah. blah...

In other news, Barron sent a "thank you" letter to the judge, for keeping his father away from his graduation.

Actions have consequences. Trump is learning this very basic fact so late in life. Sad violin solo unwarranted.

Lol. When the last time they were even in the same room?

Thanks God, Donnalt no do boogie-woogie at graduation of Giant Son.

People are saying he didn't attend any of his kids' graduations, so why start now?

R3 - Trump will never learn that his actions have consequences and will remain deluded to his dying day.

If only he can remain unemployed until his dying day.

Of course he graduated MAGA CUM LOUD like his dad...

He's lying. The judge simply said he won't commit to giving him days off this far in advance, but is absolutely open to giving him and his lawyer the day off for their respective kids' graduation when they get closer to those dates.

As if he would attend the graduation! Pathetic. I hope the judge asks him if he attended his other children’s graduations.

Why didn’t he attend his other kids’ graduations? What a terrible parent he is.

[quote] Also — in what was surely a source of soul crushing embarrassment to teenage Ivanka — her father showed up to graduation in limo, greeting other students and parents as if any of them actually cared that he was Donald Trump, which meant something very different than what it does now.

Anyone can just make up a list. All it takes to make something a fact is a link to a post somebody made? Does it seem convincing because it has dates in it? Not saying the article linked here is proof either, but good grief!

^ to be fair, I think R6 was joking. “people are saying…”

That's a shame.

It will be on all the news, he'll get the attention he craves.

[quote]The judge...is absolutely open to giving him and his lawyer the day off for their respective kids' graduation when they get closer to those dates.

Oh, that's a blessing. Because the first former President to face criminal charges being allowed out of court for one day won't in any way distract from the students' big day.

The baby at every baptism. The baby at every wedding. The baby at ever graduation. The baby at every funeral.

If he keeps running his mouth, he'll be locked down in that shithole Mar-a-Lago. It's probably what he wants anyway, though.

Everyone who says anything bad about him is lying or a horseface (or any other insult you want to add in).

Any criminal action brought against him is a "scam trial".

Every media outlet critical of him is "fake news".

He couldn't have lost an election, so the result was rigged. And so on.

He knows what he's doing, but why do so many fail to see through it?

Frau thread.

This is what responsibility looks like. I guess he shouldn’t have paid off porn stars if being in his son’s life was so goddamn important.

Haven't seniors been accepted by colleges for fall semester by this time of year? If it had been Harvard or Yale, Turd would be shouting it on Untruth Social.

Barron was accepted into Cleveland Mechanical & Technical College, R23.

Lurch is probably secretly pleased that his father won't attend.

Devry Academy or Tehniški šolski center Maribor

The absolutely last person that school wants to show up on their doorstep is that guy. It instantly turns into a expensive nightmare that inconveniences everyone. There probably isn't a single parent of any of the other students that wants him to show up, either.

He made a big deal out of attending Tiffany's college graduation just after faking, I mean taking office. It was like Queen Elizabeth's court was there with all the various oddballs in that family also in attendance.

It's all about the "look at me. I'm special" with him.

Sucks to be him.

I imagine Barron is very pleased. Imagine having Trump in the audience making your graduation all about him.

Considering the chaos he has caused so many others, it is galling that he would complain about a graduation ceremony he would not have attended anyway. He never talks about Barron because Barron has a learning disability and may be on the spectrum. It is embarrassing to him.

[quote] He never talks about Barron because Barron has a learning disability and may be on the spectrum. It is embarrassing to him.

At home, Donald just calls Barron the R-word.

Barron looks like he's helping his elderly grandfather who is suffering from dementia.

Barron is taller; that must needle the hell Trump.

[quote]the judge will not let me go through the graduation of my son

Go "through," not go "to"? He's even slurring his tweets.

[quote]Barron is taller; that must needle the hell Trump.

Trump would instantly convert any such thought into high self-praise for his powerful tallness-bestowing sperm.

Too bad. I hear he's a real up and comer. Doing well in his field, of um, what the fuck is it, high school? Well, anyway, doing well and people are saying he could be a great graduate and go on to, like, great things, and anyway, really good.

Damn, R33! Barron really DOES look like Justin Trudeau in that profile pic of him in that photo. (You'll all forgive me as I'm giddy with the new Internet gossip that Trudeau could have been the real father. ;)

At R33, Barron isn't even looking at his father but off to the right, as if he'd rather be there than with the old man.

Article in Rolling Stone, basically echoing what I said at r10. The current outrage on the right about this fucking graduation is based on a lie.

Oh, boo hoo!

So, now he has a legit reason on getting out of going....

From what I understand he didn't attend the graduation ceremonies of any of his other children.

Geez, you'd think he'd attend Eric's, just cause of what a surprise it was.

Trump couldn't pick his third son out of a lineup of Slovenian basketball players.

Plot twist: He asked his dad not to come.

^ really??? SHUT UP

What kind of scumbag is too tied up defending himself in court to attend his kid's graduation?

Trump would make the graduation all about him anyway. Fuck off and go to court like the judge says.

Reading skills. The Court did NOT shut down the possibility of a one day recess. The decision is postponed.

They're all gonna laugh at you!

"Grown men came up to me yesterday - big muscle men who work the construction sites with hard hats on. They had tears in their eyes, saying 'Sir, sir ! This is so unfair you can't go to Lurch's graduation because of this scam trial! If you were my dad, I'd want you at my graduation. Please, let me know what I can do to help - this is so unfair. This judge needs to be locked up.' That's what they were saying. With tears in their eyes. "

I thought that r52 was sarcasm.

Trump said that shit?

Huh. He didn’t seem to care about attending any of his OTHER children’s graduations… (Maybe because back then he didn’t have an audience willing to wring their hands and gnash their teeth over his absence?…)

BEAR KING: Lurch’s dad will be there.

R55 I see zero resemblance.

Merchan actually said it may be possible for Trump to attend the May 17 celebration, but he’d have to see how the trial develops.

this bullshit about "the evil judge" who won't let this sack of orange shit attend his son's graduation is a very clear indication of how little this cunt cares about his kid. Merchan said MAY BE POSSIBLE for this hunk of shit to attend the 5/17 graduation. H

He's having his pathetic surrogates (including his children, whose graduations he skipped) spew endlessly about this kids graduation and thus making it all about himself, drawing all the attention away from his kid to his pathetic self..

Barron must be thrilled that his father has turned his high school graduation into a 3-ring circus.

You just know that all of the US media will be there, now that it's headline news.

Does Barron even know he's graduating?

Better question -does Barron know who his daddy is ? Have they ever met and been formally introduced ?

I'd bet a hundred bucks that Trump has bullied someone to their face at least once for being wimpy and sentimental enough to attend their kids graduation ceremony.

If I were Barron I wouldn't want DJT at my graduation.

DJT bailed on his birth to be with Stormy Daniels..

Barron may be considering NYU.

Somehow Barron doesn't seem like like he would have the grades or competency to be accepted for any college let alone NYU. Maybe a third rate community college?

As the son of a famous NYC real estate developer and a former "President," I'm sure that Barron would have no problem getting accepted to any college in the country.

Just on name alone.

Rich kids are lucky that way.

Some people are saying that NYU has a terrific program for differently abled giants and ghouls.

Doesn't he already have a prepaid to Penn?

Oh look. Another Trump thread.

R68 this is a Dump thread it's in the title/

He'll be attending a Chinese-managed tech "college" in Ljubljana.

And posting from Slovenia about local primaries!

You could just see Dump saying "well, he's a 'tard anyway! Who cares about his graduation?"

Does Barron speak Slovenian?

R73, before he went away to school, his mother was his best friend. She spoke exclusively to her son in Slovenian and he is reported to speak English with an accent.

That's pretty cool, R74.

He should go to college in Europe.

That might suit him better, away from all of the attention he would get in the US.

Barron could change his last name to Knaus.

He's a BAD MAN, A VERY VERY VERY BAD MAN

According to this profile written by a high school classmate, Trump was at Eric's graduation. However, his mother was not because she was attending the Cannes Film Festival and the Monaco Grand Prix. Now that's sad. That was around the time she was dating all the Eurotrash guys and married a couple..

Well the judge has ruled that the Donald will be able to attend Barron's graduation.

I bet Barron is disappointed.

He is gutted.

Sprašujem se, koga imajo, da opravlja njegove teste SAT?

Ali pa bo Melania potegnila Kushnerja?

So, based on Barron's high school's website, it seems pretty solid. Math and science courses are pretty impressive, especially their computer/tech offerings. Is he going somewhere good for college? I do not follow the Trump family at all for obvious reasons. I always hope a youngster can escape his family when it's toxic.

He needs to go to school in Slovenia and get on a Basketball team there.

Orange loose cannon hits Michigan.

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The judge has relented and Trump can now attend Barron’s graduation.

Poor Barron.

He is too old to have a son in high school

r88, not if your momma is a gold digging koorvah with a prenup, who probably jerked him off and slapped the honey pot with a jizz hand.

She had magic to do.

It would be sad if he died at the graduation. He would be happy because he really wanted to attend. He told everyone.

Now you tell me, R88.

I'm betting that he won't attend as another FU to the judge.

Yeah, now he HAS to attend or will look like shit (even more than what he does already). I seriously wonder how often he has any kind of phone conversation or father/son hangout session with the kid. Something tells me they're completely estranged except for photo ops that'll benefit Trump alone. Melania probably has that written in her contract: "stay the fuck away from my child."

Just adding to R74's post. IIRC, Melania and Barron lived with her parents in Potomac, MD at one point. They all spoke Slovenian at home.

Trump can't say 4 syllable words anymore

I bet the school cancels the graduation ceremony to avoid a media and Security nightmare.

[quote] Donald Trump Is Headlining a GOP Event in Minnesota on the Same Day as Barron's Florida Graduation: Reports

Barron Trump's post-graduation festivities may be missing an important person, as his father, Donald Trump, reportedly prepares to headline a fundraiser in Minnesota hours later.

On Monday, May 6, the Minnesota Republican Party announced that the former president, 77, will headline its annual Lincoln Reagan dinner. The GOP fundraiser, held in Saint Paul, Minnesota, is scheduled to take place the same date as Barron's high school graduation in West Palm Beach, Florida, according to local news outlets — though official details of the dinner have not been publicly released.

Donald previously petitioned the Manhattan criminal court to pause his "hush money" trial on May 17 so that he could join his family in Florida for the graduation ceremonies.

After consideration, Judge Juan Merchan granted the defendant's request, saying that because the trial had been staying on schedule, he believed there would be enough time to cancel proceedings for a day to accommodate the Trumps.

While Donald should have time to attend both events on May 17 — Barron's graduation starts at 10 a.m., and the dinner is expected in the evening — his participation in the Minnesota event was only announced after he knew he'd be excused from court.

Poor kid looks like a cross between Donald Trump and Lurch.

R33 Is a very good pic of Barron. And the contrast with the geriatric pig is so stark. Show this pic to Trumptards who think Biden looks feeble. Dump is the poster child of being frail. He's just fucking fat.

We've have dissided to educite The Barron at home. He we'll be studeying Pallitcle Sience whith an unamed Unnivarsity. Please respects his privacey.

The Donald we'll be sanding a hartworming vidio massage on are Son's speciale day. Lets us all whish The Barron Good Luck! on his edducatiole jurney. Be Best!

How's your poosey R100? Blown out? Or cobwebs?