Is Henry Cavill going to be a father?

He might become A father, but he's most assuredly not THE father.

Oh wow. I’m surprised and not surprised. I thought this would end up happening when he first brought her out.

But, I’ve also noticed he’s been oddly dour lately. Gained weight, seems tense, dresses poorly. So, hopefully he doesn’t have any issues with it.

[quote] I’ve also noticed he’s been oddly dour lately. Gained weight, seems tense, dresses poorly

That's what happens when you beard up.

The lack of dick makes him irritable.

And this was kind of an odd thing to post the same day he reveals he’s going to have a kid

We can only hope he passes on those amazing genes.

Given his 41 years and his own issues, he’ll definitely be passing down something. 🧬

But he seems to be in a pre-meltdown stage right now. Could be career related, he’s shouldering two consecutive flops.

But given what he’s choosing to publicly ruminate on, I would say he’s also mentally preparing for the death of Kal the dog. Starting a family probably should have waited, because that will devastate him. Days and days of inconsolable grief.

Given this comment right below the video from 11 hours ago (I.e. 3 hours prior to you creating this thread), I’d guess Yes:

[quote]henrycavill (Superman) and wife Natalie Viscuso (Pregnant) today in NYC... 😉✌️

he writes like an obnoxious twit.

Google aspergers and stilted speech

Unusually formal and longwinded pedantic prose

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👆another appearance where he looks like shit

Glasses looks nice.

[quote] glamorous girlfriend Natalie Viscuso

She is anything but.

Another interview today looking like shit. Dark circles under the eyes, doesn’t appear to have been styled, seems like he doesn’t want to be there.

The other Henry looks great.

This proves again that the depopulation agenda is a baseless conspiracy theory. Normally Hollywood would make sure that their A-list hunks stay childless until their death but here we are. Another PR child while Henry enjoys his wicked ways with men and underagers (according to blind items) behind closed doors. Sad. We really shouldn't cheer on that sexual deviants have offspring because they will pass on their perverted genetics.

This is the beginning of a meltdown. I recognize the look of existential anguish.

Not baby-related, but dog-related. He may have even rushed the baby so it could meet the dog.

Now this is interesting

That is his brother serving as his bodyman, who lives in England and probably has better things yo do than escort his brother to the Today Show in New York

When he had the big meltdown a couple years back, the family did the same thing, circled the wagons around him and propped him up

So i think he’s in the middle of a meltdown right now.

Why make a child when it causes him to have this condition???

Wow his brother at R16 has an amazing body!

I'll take the brother, please!

Is he single?

Can someone please explain all this talk about Henry having a "meltdown?"

Maybe I missed it, but has he been diagnosed with some sort of condition?

Or is it just Datalounge speculation?

I've never read about Henry having any sort of problems. At least, not in the mainstream media.

R18 No, I have heard they all have children because their girlfriend's knew that Henry is a rich Hollywood actor and thus they quickly lied about being on birth control to be attached to the Cavill family. Shameful.

Yes i also noticed the brother’s body but it didn’t want to say anything

The brother has a couple of years on him too

I hope he's donating and freezing a lot of sperm. Someone give him the number of a sperm bank so he can be a regular donor.

R19 he had a meltdown years ago

stopped taking care of his appearance, had that despondent look in his eyes

I thought he was going to turn out to be gay

“One of these men has just announced to the world that he’s going to be a first time father.”

In some of the appearances he did last week, he looks checked out

Lights are on but nobody’s home

Actually i have my terminology wrong

This is a shutdown, not a meltdown

A shutdown is the equivalent of a prolonged depressive episode and can last a very long time

A meltdown is brought upon by a single incident and only lasts a few hours

R26 Yes, I heard Hollywood tells yah: "Sorry hun but if yah wanne continue bein a A-list star, you hafta have a PR child with your beard, otherwise we will tank your career". That's why he looks so dead inside. The same happened to Chris Evans, he also looked drugged up since 2022 because he had to agree to a future PR child and wedding with the Portugal chickadee.

They just don't wanna lose their A-list status because it enables them to go to the homosexual sex parties and continue the yachting bi sex orgies. They just need to do the offspring part however because having a child is proof to normies that the actor is heterosexual and thus the movie won't lose ticket sales because of gay rumors.

It is so sad honestly what these men have to go through.

R4 Nothing wrong with remembering a beloved pet. It's not related to his gf's due date or anything else. Why is it odd?

R29 I think Henry needs to see this video.

The majority of male stars look great and dress well when they're out promoting a new movie. The studio provides them a stylist and pays for their wardrobe while they're on the promo circuit. They have personal trainers, make-up people and hair stylists at their disposal. It's in their contract. But as soon as the premiere and the press tour is over, they go back to their Average Joe way of eating and dressing, and they stop training 3 hours a day until it's time to start prep for the next film.

He named his dog Meat? Weird. I knew a guy who named his dog Son and at least that was funny.

R32 It's because of this video game

[quote] They have personal trainers,

Even Henry?

R29 because it wasn’t his pet. It was his girlfriend’s dog. Posting a long-winded remembrance for your girlfriend’s dog one year on the anniversary its death is extremely odd.

If he has dog death on his mind, he’s think about the Akita. When he loses the Akita, he will be devastated.

A couple of years ago he was shilling for some investments he had made on social media. One was the rosemary water company and the other was a company that was creating a special kind of ink that would allow DNA to be injected into tattoo ink. This was an odd investment as Cavill has no known tattoos. He was making these little videos about the brand, like if he was going about the process of getting one made, before abruptly dropping the subject. But from what I remember, it looked like he was going to have it done with the Akita.

It was very… Sunset Boulevard.

The only person as neurotically attached to his dog as Cavill is Chris Evans, who got the dog’s name tattooed over his heart.

But as far as I know that tattoo doesn’t have the dog’s DNA in it. That’s just nasty.

Perhaps Henry has the dog tattoo on one of his asscheeks?

He is a nasty man for buying such violent dog breeds.

I is not violent pup!

R36 Yes, he likes to dress up his dog like a Barbie. First the Knives Out Sweater and then the Gray Man suit.

She probably trapped him lol.

[quote] lol

LoL! :)

R41 There was this rumor on Lipstick Alley that he got an Irish actress pregnant years ago but then he paid for her abortion and flew her out of the country for that. I bet after that he had a vasectomy but maybe it failed when he entered her anal hole and his cum dripped down into her vagina opening....

He’s despondent. I think the beardog has crossed the rainbow bridge.

He wrote: “I have to say, I hadn't previously felt pain quite like the pain I felt when Meat died.”

This is a VERY strange thing to write about the bulldog he knew for what, three years, and was already old and sick. But it would make sense if he wrote it for the Akita that he had since he had that since it was a puppy.

I think he started to write about the Akita passing, but couldn’t bring himself to post it so he posted about the bulldog.

Is it legal to eat dogmeat?

In any case, he's getting a jump-start in terms of gaining sympathy weight.

R46 = Darfur orphan

Is Henry built to give birth?

Let's see what that sprog looks like when she pops it out. I bet it doesn't look a damn thing like him.

R49 Well, he does have mammy hips, and gossip has always been he knows how to lift his legs and spread 'em wide. It will be interesting to see if he gains daddy weight.

This is also from his 2015 shutdown. He has drugs on his shirt.

The rugby photo was taken a few weeks later, it was obvious he was spiraling.

[quote] mammy hips

What are those?

Someone is in LURVE with Henry.

Sleepwalking the premiere interviews tonight

The reporter asked him about the baby but it didn’t seem like he wanted to talk about it

Henry probably had to ask “How is babby formed?”

[quote]She probably trapped him lol.

The pregnant girlfriend, Natalie Viscuso, is wealthy in her own right.

Perhaps richer than him.

She comes from SoCal money.

She was featured on that MTV series from the 2000s "My Super Sweet 16" about rich, spoiled girls.

Nowadays, she's a Hollywood executive.

Nobody traps an Aspie into marriage. It’s the other way around.

Let me put it this way; for the next year she’s going to be dealing with a narcissistic, temperamental, easily irritated brat who constantly demands she drops everything and nurtures him;

And she will also be dealing with a newborn baby.

OMG R52 he has white powder on the bottom of his sweatshirt.

You think it's coke?

And what's with the pink eye?

You know who Henry reminds me of?

That other closet case addiction spiraled mess, Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Both closet cases, both heavily addicted (to something), and both lost it after losing someone/something dear to them.

He dated Gina Carano?! Yikes.

Looks like Henry G finally fixed his teeth.

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JRM is an addict who causes trauma wherever he goes and Cavill is merely possibly an aspie overwhelmed with losing his dog.

That being said, assuming that is what happened, there are any number of videos on YouTube explaining the intense affection asd people have for dogs. Not the best example, but Hitler, certainly on the spectrum, was inconsolable at the death of Blondi. Granted he was the one who ordered her killed.

Poor Blondi.

I predict miscarriage.

Will Henry suckle the baby on his massive tits?

R58 What’s your explanation for the Kardashians doing it?

It’s a woman thing, has nothing to do with social status.

Her father is a wealthy night club mogul and she went to USC.

But what’s interesting about this link is that they have a photo of him at the Argylle premiere two minutes ago and a photo if him at Ministry premiere right next to each other; you can see the weight gain very clearly.

I’m sorry to say it again, but look at their eyes, body language and the awkward vibe between them. They’re not in a relationship. You’d think they had just met as strangers on the street. im not normally a conspiracy theorist but the lie is written plainly across their faces.

R70 what are you implying?

R71 “relationship contract”.

Matt Bomer says he often is mistaken for Henry in public.

In Matt Bomer's dreams.

Henry is such a fraud.

He was on his back, legs in the air, taking Jake Gyllenhaal's cock up his ass just a few years ago.

And now he's supposedly straight?

Give me a fucking break.

R12 it's the DM. Everyone is glamorous and has trim pins or some bullshit.

I get Tom Cruise asexual vibes. I can't see him with men or women.

Se always has the same expression in every picture.

When Henry is 70, he will be reflecting on his 30 year marriage to Natalie and talking about his 30 year old son/daughter, and his adorable grand kids.

He's following the Tom Selleck route to bearding.

They don’t look affectionate. With an Aspie you are going to get two kinds of couples:

1. Darling Husband. The aspie appears aloof but the wife ADORES him, always has her hands around him, hugging him, kissing him. The wife usually has a very big smile that radiates infinite warmth. (Suzi Amis/James Cameron; Kate Capshaw/Steven Spielberg)

2. American Gothic. The aspie appears aloof and the wife appears stoic and businesslike. She gives the air of being infinitely patient and she may frequently appear tired, worried or annoyed. (Emma Thomas/Christopher Nolan)

They have that one.

Tom is not an "Aspie."

He's just your every day, socially awkward nerd.

Notice how Henry dramatically deepened his voice, as he became a bigger star.

In his early days, his voice was much higher.

Then as he became a bigger star, his voice got lower.

He totally pulled a Jensen Ackles, with the "Batman" voice.

I thought Henry Cavill played Superman.

That designer water he invested in and shilled seems to have gone belly up according to this few years old article.

I want to point out something.

In one of the interviews above, Cavill praises Glasses for continuing to work Los Angeles hours while living with him in England, so she can keep her job at Vertigo. That’s 4PM to 1AM.

It would not have occurred to him to simply offer to move to Los Angeles. He has no commitments in the UK.

That is what it is like being with an Aspie. The politeness and chivalry are merely a mask for a swirling, bottomless vortex of egocentricity. There are support groups for women who marry Aspies.

Should be noted both Amis and Capshaw gave up their careers for their husbands while Thomas’s career is her husband.

Every phone call Christopher Nolan receives has to go through his wife because he refuses to own a phone. If he wants to make a phone call, he has to go to his wife, she will dial it for him and hand him the phone.

She earned that Oscar more than he did.

[quote] It would not have occurred to him to simply offer to move to Los Angeles. He has no commitments in the UK.

He has a place in Florida as well.

I think he got rid of that, he hasn’t been seen in Florida in ages.

I think he has a very specific idea of a English gentry country lifestyle he’s trying to manifest which is why he moved out to Berkshire. Glasses has accommodated so far but who knows if she likes being sequestered away in Berkshire. She’s from La Jolla, she probably is sick of the cold weather.

I never realized that Henry has such a huge ass.

I mean, it's HUGE!!

What an amazing ass.

We saw it nude in The Tudors, and it was large and bulbous.

But I think it's actually grown since then!

Whoever said he had his teeth fixed… where were you looking?

He’s babbling gibberish, his mind is elsewhere.

How do we know Henry is gay?

[quote] How do we know Henry is gay?

Do you have eyes and ears?

r88, Henry G. GOLDING.

He is struggling to articulate his thoughts. He switches metaphors mid-sentence.

The puffiness on the lower lids is consistent with crying.

This was his first appearance to promote the movie in the states, and he appeared ‘off.’ The puffiness is extremely pronounced even with makeup.

The leading cause of death in large dogs is cancer. The dog probably received a terminal cancer diagnosis within the past few weeks, enough time for Cavill to gain about ten pounds from stress eating. He was obligated to promote the movie and appear at Cinemacon for Lionsgate, he would have never permitted the dog to die without him so he had it put to sleep before he left.

He attempted to announce the dog’s death on his social media post, couldn’t bring himself to do it so he rewrote part of it and made it about the bulldog that died last year instead.

I think he is crying because of the PR child. His Bachelor status already gone in his early 40s 🤭

I actually do suspect a more traditional PR staged rollout of the baby was planned to coincide with the publicity junket for the film and that was upended by, again assuming, the death of the dog. I don’t think they have too much in common but they probably do have the same show business goals (it took two people to make that cringey instagram “reveal”)

I can't believe it. All these celeb children recently. Pattinson, Logan Paul and now Henry. Are they trying to bury the Puff Diddy story?!

Pattinson is absolutely not pr because he and Suki Waterhouse are intensely private. The baby was just born and they didn’t announce it.

Cavill I wouldn’t call a pr baby but I think but it feels forced because it is forced. He probably has a very specific idea of who he wants to become and is trying to manifest it. Glasses doesn’t look like his former girlfriends (we’ll ignore the *ahem*), they were all very tall athletic women. But she is reminiscent of his mum. Cavill lived in central London and Fort Lauderdale; he ditched that for the countryside. He is from a rural island. He says he wants to model himself like his parents; he’s recreating their life.

Glasses is playing Galatea for the time being but it’s notable she has kept her job with its Los Angeles hours and she has not married him. (Of course he asked, he lives in the 19th century.) Ten to one the baby is born in Los Angeles. No girl who was raised in La Jolla is going to give up the best climate in the world to end up trapped in Thomas Hardy’s Wessex. I was just in La Jolla. It was 80 degrees with no humidity and seals were frolicking on the beach.

I would have aborted because he has short arms

R6 41 isn't that old to be a parent.

Not one Thank You to the door man.

I have no problem with Glasses but this was extremely odd.

My first child instead of our first child.

The nursery looks like what would happen if you asked Christopher Nolan to design a nursery. A woman wouldn’t make a nursery like this.

It looks like David Gandy’s mancave.

R97 La Jolla stinks of seal shit. Much the way you stink up ever thread you post your noisome psycho gibberish on. Get a life gran.

R103 are you the person I suggested was 70 year old former filmmaker Russell Mulcahy based on this anecdote you shared on the Keanu Reeves thread?

[quote]Attended the premiere of Dracula at Mann's Chinese Theatre. Cast in audience. Coppola shuffled down the aisle in a rumpled suit and made a little speech. We were two rows behind Keanu. When his first scene came up with his atrocious Brit accent the audience burst into laughter. Keanu slumped down and put his head in his hands. Felt bad for him. My BF whispered "Why don't you go comfort him" Woulda coulda shoulda.

...anyway, looking at your posting history - Cavill, Keanu Reeves, Jake Gyllenhaal, Alan Ritchson, Trevor Donovan, Matt Bomer.

What do you hold against Cillian Murphy?

R104 out for another spin?

R106 you posting 416 times in this Nicholas Galitzine thread. That means two out of every three posts in a 600-post thread was written by you.

Even the voices in your head are begging you to please stop worrying about Nicholas Galitzine.

R106

How. Did. You. Know. This.

So is he gay or not? I'm confused.

So is Henry.

That pregnant gal needs her roots done.

Is he gay? Or was DL wrong all along?

Is this pregnancy IVF, turkey baster or via sex with Henry?

Kal el is still here!🥳

But that means when he was doing Ministry junket looking like shit something else was wrong.😨

Oof…that’s rough.

His widow's peak look too perfect.

Have you ever seen the house of someone on the spectrum?

They are either an episode of Hoarders in the making, or they are totally stark, antiseptic and anal retentive. If you've seen one of Nara Smith's videos, it's a good example of the latter (in link).

If you look at Cavill's Father's Day post, in the cupboard just past his head. Everything is set at right angles, nothing touches. The little towels are grey. The pillows in the crib are white. The furniture is very severe with sharp angles and no rounded surfaces.

He set up the nursery himself to his tastes.

Why?

Because she does not want to be there. She never gave up her job in Hollywood, she never married him so she doesn't have citizenship. She is going back and wants the child raised in California. So he is going to have give up his English country squire bucolic isolation lifestyle if he wants to be in his kids' life, and move his ass to Los Angeles for the foreseeable future.

THAT would have triggered a meltdown.

In which case the sweet Father's Day post was actually a power play, and a below the belt one. Which she returned in kind by reducing him to a sperm donor. "Overflowing with love and excitement over here" would have been what it sounded like, sarcasm.

And the reason I think it's a power play is because that is how he behaved on The Witcher.

"Henry did anything he could to hold up production and cause problems."

NOW the post about the dead dog makes sense. That was guilt-inducement and emotional manipulation.

“Look at all I do for you!” It wasn’t about the dog itself, but that he was doing stuff for her because the dog was important to her.

That was why he looked so angry in some of the pictures. They sent the war-hero brother to calm him down.

I have no idea who Nara Smith is but her voice is absolutely awful for videos. Just a monotonous drone.

Her face isn't much better, R120 . She has obnoxious spoiled (possibly mentally ill) cunt written all over it.

He’s a waste all around. He’s only been good for his looks. His career has been crap just like his acting.

Let him fade into obscurity a daddy and husband.

His fans who know how to do AI have made him way more interesting.

He seems to be putting his eggs in the Warhammer basket, but that can never be made in live action. I don't know why he even bothered.

He'll continue to get sci-fi fantasy roles as he gets older because he looks good and he has a big following among the comic con crowd.

That being said, I think Glasses sort of attached herself to him in a quixotic vision of herself as a wife/producer (Susan Downey, et al). Choosing Warhammer as her first project shows the naiveté. It's unfilmable.

He has gained a lot of weight and looks like shit. He’s clearly unhappy.

They are at a hotel in London. Probably leaving the UK, which is probably the reason he is unhappy.

Because for the forseeable future and maybe the next 18 years,

He is going to have to become a resident of Los Angeles.

No wedding ring so she cannot stay in the UK to have the baby.

Where does Henry Cavill fit in Los Angeles?

Topanga?

I wonder how much it costs him to rent that womb.

One sheashon’s pay from The Wisher.

Four to eight million in a city he doesn't want to live in.

On the plus side, this is available. This is him to a T.

Egads, that is a hideous house. If he continues to gain weight, it'll look like he will morph into Brendan Frasier.

R124 Why do you assume they are leaving the UK and will have to live in LA for the next 18 years? They just bought a huge estate in the Cotswolds, which makes no sense if the baby is not going to be born and raised there.

R130 she hasn’t married him and she hasn’t given up her career in Los Angeles. She still works California hours. That baby is being born in California.

I have no idea what kind of visa she is on but HE can get an O1 visa (actor with high recognition) in the US sponsored by his agents. It’s much easier for a situation in which neither are married because he can come and go as he pleases. Her status in the UK would be more complicated without citizenship through marriage and without a UK employer.

So, welcome to Los Angeles Mr. Cavill, here is the closest Erewhon, parking is $20 for the first hour unless Mercury is in retrograde when it’s $25.

[quote]So, welcome to Los Angeles Mr. Cavill, here is the closest Erewhon, parking is $20 for the first hour unless Mercury is in retrograde when it’s $25.

It's not like Henry hasn't lived in LA before.

R132 = Corey Spears

R128 So ugly!

It’s one thing to come out to the coast to audition every couple of months and another thing to actually live there. And I say this as one of its defenders.

Cavill appears to have entered a period where he wanted a very quiet, rustic life.

And now he may be moving here.

He certainly doesn't go for looks does he? She looks like a homely librarian.

[quote] He certainly doesn't go for looks does he?

Not for those of women.