Rocco Ritchie is Gay

Looks cute.

Based on...your friend's imagination?

They used to say that certain types of mothers would turn out gay kids. While I don't necessarily believe that's true, if ever there were a case of it...

Sorry, forget the "necessarily" - first cup of coffee.

He dresses well. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[QUOTE] Rocco Ritchie … art opening

[QUOTE] Madge was there too.

Was she seen writing in her checkbook?

We include links in posts such as this, OP. Do better.

WTF is a checkbook?

Feels very much like Edina Monsoon and Serge.

OP has given us no information about how he knows this. Just being at an art opening with a celebrity is not enough of a basis.

Was he natural born to Madge's Vag, or did he come by way of orphanage clearance sale like me?

Apparently, his entire crowd of friends was gay. So the assumption can only be that Rocco is gay too. Also, Gloria Estefan and her lesbian daughter were at the party.

r12 Now you've embarrassed yourself.

Press outlets are reporting he's dating Olivia Monjardin

He looks like he's engaging in cosplay as an authoritarian dictator in R14's photo.

It was “Stalin Night” at the club R15

"I think clothing can be a projection of the artist and what they're inspired by. The photographer Cecil Beaton is one of my biggest style icons, and in the 1930s, he produced some of the best aesthetic photography for both fashion and art." -- Roccoco John Ritchie

His paintings make me think of Dickie Greenleaf's in "Ripley."

[quote]Now you've embarrassed yourself.

If you get embarrassed by something like that then you need to get your doctor to up the prescription on your psych meds, crazy.

Madonna would react the same as Cher did. Freaked-out that people would blame their lifestyle for making the kids LGBTQ.

Has Barbra ever publicly acknowledged her son is gay?

Wasn't there a video Madonna posted of him doing a backflip at the pool and his big ole cock was flopping around in his shorts, clearly you could see a peen print and she took it down and posted a new one that said "this time with less sausage."

"Did we know this important news already?"

Better question: Do we care?

He has his mother's mustache.

It’s funny because they didn’t get along for a bit and he went out and became her dream come true. Madonna having a painter / artist son was probably what she always wanted.

He's cute and well groomed. I much prefer him to any of the male Beckham spawn.

His art isn't terrible, either.

Why the Hitler moustache? It's unbecoming.

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Cher wasn't mad that her daughter was a lesbian. She was pissed that Chaz told everybody else but her including the gardener.

Rocco is a very short and strangely proportioned man, like Zac Ephron or any of the Jonas brothers.

If Rocco can peddle his very amateurish art to "investors"good for him. Hunter Biden did the same but his paintings are much better.

Of all the spawn currently being shoved down our throats, Rocco Ritchie is at least likeable.

I so wanted Madonna to have a gay son (and so probably did she) but he's straight.

Straight for now, maybe? When the art thing fades and he's an attention whore worthy of his mother he may resort to having a big "coming out as bi" thing to recapture media attention.

Olivia My Garden?

[quote]I so wanted Madonna to have a gay son

I think she does.

@r3, "They used to say that certain types of mothers would turn out gay kids."

You mean like Cher, Lana Turner, Jamie Lee Curtis, Charlize Theron, Anette Bening, Jennifer Lopez, Naomi Watts, Sally Field, Sigourney Weaver, Mia Farrow, Gloria Vanderbilt, Barbra Streisand, Belinda Carlisle, Marie Osmond, Cybill Shepherd, Vanna White... ?

It would seem he's in good company

I have no idea why but I find him oddly fascinating. He’s a strange looking fellow and I’d normally consider his style an affectation but it works for him.

He doesn’t seem particularly talented but he does seem dedicated and not overly pompous. So maybe she raised one normal kid? But his dad did most of the raising, right? That could explain why he’s not a mess.

More like he has his sister's moustache.

[quote]But his dad did most of the raising, right?

Rocco went to live with his dad and stepmom when he was 16, so much of his childhood development happened under Madonna's watch.

r26 Reading is challenging

He looks like a mayor of a small Sicilian town in the 1930s. He knows Don Ciccio

^ He looks like a combo of all of Madonna's brothers, a real Ciccone

R39 how come all of Madonna's siblings got normal, ordinary names but her --Anthony, Martin, Christopher, Mario, Paula, Melanie, Jennifer.

R40, because Madonna, being the first born daughter, was given her mother's Christian name.

@r29, That picture is the Gayest body language since Shawn Mendes discovered girls were icky

David at r32 is really quite handsome.

“I’m… GAY NOW!”

[quote]I so wanted Madonna to have a gay son (and so probably did she), but he's straight.

I like my martinis like my men: straight up, with a twist!

Did Rocco circumcise himself for Madonna?

[quote]Was he natural born to Madge's Vag, or did he come by way of orphanage clearance sale like me?

He was surgically removed from her abdomen to avoid her infested nether-hole.

You know, for a 5'7 hamster, he's done pretty well for himself.

@r46, For $50 million I would have cut the tip off too

No one’s touching my tip!

Her plastic surgery settled

Is this the gay celebrity chef?

[quote]Is this the gay celebrity chef?

Yes, chef Rocco is Madonna's son

[quote]Press outlets are reporting he's dating Olivia Monjardin

Olivia Mounajro?? Not fake at all.

Not gay. Ugly as sin. Get lost, Rocco troll.

[quote]Her plastic surgery settled

to the bottom of the ocean.

Gosh, he is REALLY bad as a painter. These perpetrations would cause anyone who made them to immediately fail the entrance exam to any art school. He is the VERY embodiment of the Nepo Baby concept.

Furthermore, Madonna looks like a fattened Cruella de Vil. What an utter and complete mess of a family.

More likely the nannies did the raising, r36.

Madonna is bitter this won’t help her stay relevant.

I don't get a gay vibe from him at all. He's just an artsy, nepo-baby dandy, and that's okay. If I were him I'd take a similar route.

That chef is tasty.

[quote]That chef is tasty.

That picture was many years and many stones ago.

"Now Eat This!"

Now stop!

It’s interesting how Rocco looks like a very Italian version of his dad, who doesn’t look Italian at all.

R60 Most people would. That's why I don't get this recent "Nepo-baby" lynching.

I’d rather have his father.

^ His father is a homophobe

Great pic at R32.

Madonna clearly prefers David who has the same attention-whoring tendencies as herself.

[quote]His father is a homophobe

Whose films are a canker sore on the face of British cinema.

R67 But why does he work together with Jake Gyllenhaal?

^ Money always transcends personal feelings

Has anyone read, or has there been a thread about, the recent Madonna biography by Mary Gabriel?