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OMG thank GOD for Kamala!

Have you met our VP, HUNTY?!?! She was our Border Czar and she SOLVED that shit with a few meetings and ZERO visits to the actual border fence! QUEEN!

Fast-food prices?!? Never you mind, you average WE-DID-IT-JOES!!!…

She’s won’t leave us all MID. Look over there!… to the left!…

To the left, to the left. Don’t you love Bey’s shitty country albums?! Me neither!

Now it’s all about abortion in Arizona!… um, yasss queen.

We’re so fucked.

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by Anonymousreply 26May 13, 2024 11:43 PM

OP, considering your billionaire status, we find this all amusing that you choose your last fleeting moments on this planet to deceive and distract before you meet your maker.

Murdoch, the tick of the clock must be loud.

Please find peace and meet your Maker.


by Anonymousreply 1April 13, 2024 2:49 AM

She's so fucking useless.

by Anonymousreply 2April 13, 2024 2:53 AM

I guess r2 preferred the previous vice president, a guy who believes homosexuality can be cured through prayer

by Anonymousreply 3April 13, 2024 2:54 AM

OP, please acknowledge your addition and seek help.

There are many available resources.

I hope you find the help you clearly need .

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by Anonymousreply 4April 13, 2024 2:59 AM

Bro at r1, I’m just a silly GIRLIE waiting for this LOL CRAZY unlikable MAMA to lead us into oblivion!

Carrie Bradshaw who?! This cutie would rather fuck with Aiden (KING) than do anything productive!

Remember Mike Pence?! Me NEITHER, cuh! But guess what?’ She’s even MORE forgettable!

Isn’t she like 40 yrz younger than the PREZ?! We’re SO fucked.


by Anonymousreply 5April 13, 2024 3:00 AM

Thank U, India (Mama Alanis reference), r4!

My addition is so full of numbers, sisster!

Like the number of times Kamala visited the border to try and get ahead of the issue!

We R sew fukd. LOL!

by Anonymousreply 6April 13, 2024 3:07 AM

Dreary level of rhetoric. OP, R5 reads as a tragic 50yo cosplaying as a sassy shop bottom and star of the queer dance club in the rundown plaza on the commercial strip outside town.

by Anonymousreply 7April 13, 2024 3:07 AM

Ok. I’m done guys. Kamala sucks and we have no bench. That’s all.

by Anonymousreply 8April 13, 2024 3:08 AM

r2 = bloody stool

by Anonymousreply 9April 13, 2024 3:17 AM

Just say no to meth, OP.

by Anonymousreply 10April 13, 2024 3:20 AM

Not on meth, r10.

Just a realist, cutie.

by Anonymousreply 11April 13, 2024 3:23 AM

You need to add the random, over-caffeinated and bizarre laughter at inappropriate moments, OP.

Once in a blue moon, MAGAts are right, sadly.

by Anonymousreply 12April 13, 2024 3:36 AM

OP, you font in a familiar style. I can’t quites place it, mafucka, but I knows I done been seeing it before.

by Anonymousreply 13April 13, 2024 3:40 AM

Hey r13. Maybe it’s subliminal prototypical Dlisted?

I’m honestly kind of drunk and have no idea what that unleashed.

But I Stan it all, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 14April 13, 2024 3:46 AM

Defacto weekend mental illness getting an early start, I see.

by Anonymousreply 15April 13, 2024 3:50 AM

There was an article posted on the main politics subreddit last month speculating about her running in 2028, and I was taken aback by just how quickly everyone – and I mean, everyone – in the comments shut that down. They were quite vicious towards her tenure, much more so than DLers, even. Hence my shock, all this time I thought this dislike was a DL bubble sort of thing.

by Anonymousreply 16April 13, 2024 4:01 AM

All vice presidents are useless but OP is unhinged and blocked yet again.

by Anonymousreply 17April 13, 2024 4:01 AM

OP just fell out of a coconut tree

by Anonymousreply 18April 13, 2024 4:02 AM

Oh look, another Troll thread.

by Anonymousreply 19April 13, 2024 4:04 AM

Vice President is a figurehead most of the time.

The last VP who really did something was Dick Cheney. Unfortunately, his “something” was doing 9/11.

by Anonymousreply 20April 13, 2024 4:05 AM

I’m actually a pretty normal dude. Not defacto. And honored to be blocked by someone.

I’m proud of the first post. The rest is a bit unhinged, I guess… but true, fuckers!

Kamala was always supposed to be the Dick Cheney. The weekend behind the Bernie.

Guess not.

by Anonymousreply 21April 13, 2024 4:06 AM

Because Defacto always admits he’s Defacto.

Remember when he was the lawn signs troll. “I’m not even a Republican.” 🤦🏻‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 22April 13, 2024 4:08 AM

I just said I’m not DeFacto.

Comprendes, inglés, guey?

by Anonymousreply 23April 13, 2024 4:10 AM


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by Anonymousreply 24May 13, 2024 11:04 PM

OP = Britney

by Anonymousreply 25May 13, 2024 11:33 PM

Look, another We're So Fucked thread.

by Anonymousreply 26May 13, 2024 11:43 PM
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