Butterfaces of Hollywood

Butterbodies as well.

Gisele Bunchen

Sydney Sweeney

Josh O’Connor

Ryan Gosling

Channing Tatum

Nicholas Galitzine

JLC is a good example for women.

Channing Tatum for me. I don't find his face attractive at all.

Adam "Would Make a Dog Barf" Driver

Paul Mescal - top of the list

Kumail Nanjani after the steroids - they helped his body, but not his face.

Jonathan Majors

Barry Keoghan

Taylor Swift

Angelina Jolie = butterbody

R12 YIKES!

OP, define butterface.

R16, show us your picture and then look at it.

Duh.

R16 Pretty simple: hot body/ug face.

Hot body, ugly face

Venus and Serena

R17 is talking to himself. Weirdo.

You called?

Patrick Swayze

SJP gets shit on a lot but sometimes she's very pretty. Depends on her hair. She looked her best with the long curly mane. It offset the chin. She definitely had a great body. Now, she's too stringy the way older, too thin women get and her hair looks like shit in AJLT.

Ariana Grande’s new bf

R20 Venus and Serena have hot bodies?

R27, hot male bodies, fug female faces.

Remember when Hollywood used to be renowned for its beautiful actors/actresses?

Calling someone "Hollywood" or a "movie star" was complimenting their good looks.

Thread closed.

R30

R30, she’s just ugly. Not hot body.

Jacob Elordi

Fug for days

She’s the pretty one of the three.

Renner! Now that’s a butterface!

Any of Renée Zellweger's faces.

Michael B Jordan

Fug for days

Arnold Schwarzenegger, when he had muscles. Although I think he's not ugly... yet also not handsome.

Schwarzenegger was handsome back in the day. Michael B. Jordan is NOT ugly.

Tom Holland

Fug for days

Mindy Kaling

Chris Hemsworth

Fug for days

Aaron Taylor Johnson

Fug for days

Long haired men are repulsive, just like the Beatles

Mindy doesn't have a body though.

William H Macy. All day. Every day.

Glen Powell

Walton Goggins

R35, if you're just counting the teeth issue, every English person in history would be butterface.

49 in and no Sydney Sweeney yet???

Do keep up, R46

Sydney Sweeney was mentioned at R3

Some of you are really not au fait with the meaning of butterface are you?

People!! Butterface is a KILLER body that DOESN’T overcompensate for an UGLY face! Mindy Kaling has an Ozempic body, not a killer body. Chris Hemsworth is not ugly!

Thank you, R55.

Who are some female butterbodies in Hollywood? Meghan Markle, for sure. Maybe Jean Smart and Melanie Griffith in their prime—though neither were ever GORGEOUS, just blonde and attractive. Angelina Jolie, as said above. CJZ really only had a hot bod for a few years in the early 2000s, as she's naturally very apple shaped. Joan Crawford was another one with an extreme inverted triangle shape like Markle—linebacker shoulders, pin legs. Adele has a gorgeous face but even post-weight loss will never have a great body.

I was born in 2003 r57

Hilary Swank

Ethel Merman. She actually had a good body.

Michael Phelps, the poor dear.

Milli Bobbi Brown

R61, I find neither his face nor his body attractive.

Zendaya. Personally, I think she has the face of a Thai Ladyboy.

Adele wears a ton of makeup and has had pretty extensive plastic surgery on her face. She's like Katy Perry, IMO, with that amount of makeup.

Cardi B

No Tori Spelling mentions?

Yes, Tori Spelling was already mentioned.

Christian Bale

Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper is a good choice

Anna Nicole Smith

Adam Driver.

Kenny Chesney

John Legend

Jada Pinkett Smith

Ryan Reynolds

Victoria Beckham

Kristen Bell

Luciana Barroso "rabbit-faced" Damon

Does Anrold’s bastard with the Mexican maid count?

I almost forgot: Glen Powell and Joe Manganiello.

R71, Cooper doesn’t have a killer body. His looks might be overrated, but he’s not ugly.

Christian Bale isn't ugly.

Agreed, R63. The body proportions and physical quirks that make him such an incredible swimmer are also a turnoff for me.

Jennifer Lopez

Dax Shepard.

R36 Come on, he's cute. Are you blind?

R35 Come on, he's cute. Are you blind? (Haha - mix up.)

[quote] SJP gets shit on a lot but sometimes she's very pretty.

She was very attractive before SATC. Especially in Hocus Pocus and LA Story.

Luke Evans. Sure, he's masculine but he has a rat face and he tans so much, he's a su-dried tomato.

Yuch - no.

(that was about SJP^^)

Ross Lynch. According to some people. Though I think he's handsome.

Shorr.

Chris Rock. Thread Closed.

Mike, The Situation, from Jersey Shore.

r43, Mindy does not belong in this thread- she doesn't have an amazing body.

I'm always embarrassed for people who so confidently end their posts with "THREAD CLOSED"...and then it doesn't.

R92, You win!!! You win!!!

Feel better about yourself now?

I think she’s the winner here. Great body. Face of a hag.

R93 Yes, it's so vitally important...

Carrot Top

Kathy Griffin

Betty Hutton

Jean Harlow.

Timothee Chalamet - fug for eternity.

Julia Roberts and Jennifer Aniston were always overrated in the looks department and honestly I never thought Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Lopez were that good looking.

Jennifer Lopez has a man face depending on the angle and how much/little makeup she is wearing,

Scarlett Johnasson - I don't get her or her ugly chin.

[quote]Timothee Chalamet - fug for eternity.

You didn’t understand the assignment. Tim O’Tay’s bod is nothing to write home about either.

Jennifer Aniston. I never thought her face was very special, she has a great figure, though

Macklemore.

The Rock

Jennifer Lawrence

Emma Stone

Brie Larson

...The 2010s was really the decade of homely ingenues.

Jennifer Lawrence is not homely

Brie Larson was homely but appears to have had some plastic surgery

Brie got nose and boobs done.

Ben afflec

Tori Spelling for the trophy!

R113, love it!

Behati Prinsloo. Some model married to Adam Levine. Don't know if I spelled her name correctly.

Dear Martha Raye.

Felicity Huffman.

How about just Adam Levine himself?

Dody Goodman.

Vin Diesel. Four bagger.

R117 Felicity Huffman is a great pick. Her body in Frasier was especially smokin'.

Alyson Hannigan

Donna Summer

Gilda Radner and Laraine Newman

Rod the Mod.

Some of these choices could also fall under the category of Sexy Ugly.

Hannigan is fat now.

The winner is …… young Taylor Lautner!

His body was PERFECT in ‘Twilight’.

But that face!

[quote]Hannigan is fat now.

Most of the listed butterfaces have lost their bodies as well. Faces age better than bodies, generally.

[quote]Faces age better than bodies, generally

Nope.

Riddle me this...

I should have said more can be done to slow the aging of faces than bodies.

Sylvester Stallone

Nicholas Cage.

Joe Piscopo

Some of y’all don’t understand the difference between “I just don’t fancy him” and “U-G-L-Y”!

R135 Does this surprise you? We're not exactly known as a "shades of grey" people. There's exactly three acceptable responses to ANY question posed here:

1) I agree/ fuckable

2) Die in a grease fire/ not fuckable

3) Vivian Vance

R135 Okay so try to fill a thread truly ugly Hollywood people with great bodies. Hollywood is kind of well known for casting people who are at least photogenic.

*fill a thread with

I’ve loved Nicholas Cage’s body since Valley Girl. The pic above is great, but it needs his chest hair.

He looks like a cross between Ben Platt and Ron Pearlman (“the Beast”) now with his ghastly fillers.

This goofball.

Ryan Gosling was never, ever good looking. And now he is starting to look like an ugly woman.

Ryan Goaling.

Wow, Ryan Gosling now has a pillow face.

The fillers will settle. Hopefully he is one and done.

Nicolas Cage was almost handsome, and definitely hot, in Birdy.