Lauren Sanchez's risque White House state dinner dress is slammed as 'tacky' and 'disrespectful'

The world is on fire and OP is clutching her (faux) pearls over THIS?

Of course that dress is 'tacky' and 'disrespectful.' She knew better, but she wanted all eyes on her.

By the way, Sanchez's tits received their own invitation.

DIRTY SANCHEZ!

SLUT!

Is she related to Kimberly Guilfoyle?

So much money and this is what one chooses to look like, the mind boggles

Why does she look like a Star Trek alien?

Whoren Sanchez

Lauren Sanchez? Lauren NASTY!

I was just at the John Waters exhibit at the Academy Museum and I can’t thumb my nose at how Sanchez presents herself. She is as gloriously unrepentant as any of Waters’s muses.

Sanchez and her dress are inappropriate. Totally classless.

What a classless tramp.

You could have worn literally anything and chose to look like Elvira does 80’s prom.

Sad!

That better be her last nose job.

At some point, Bezos will have a regular mistress and I think she will implode.

Did they even get legally married, yet?

Dirty skank. She resembles Teresa Giudice’s sluttier sister. All that work done looks like a TJ special. Just naaashteeee!

Kimberly Guilfoyle wishes she could wear that dress R5.

Oh hush, you haters! Ms Sánchez donated half her dress to charity.

What does one expect from these vulgar people?

She cover the Poosey. What is problem?

You can’t buy class.

Bezos’s choice of Sanchez makes sense if he is on the Spectrum

He WANTS someone who looks like an anime character

It would have been appropriate in the Trump White House.

The word *chic* will never be used in connection with Mrs. Bezos. Money doesn't buy taste.

You cannot invite the nouveau riche anywhere. Sanchez should have been barred at the door.

She's trivializing the occasion.

Did Melania lend her that?

These are trivial frivolous dinners. David Geffen used to take his gigolo to them. Granted he wore a proper monkey suit.

But, he was seated at the same table as President Obama.

The gigolo in question did not look like he was offering unprotected anal for $15 a pop in the Lincoln Bedroom, R26.

I started a thread about Lauren Snatches a while back, but I'm too lazy to find it now. It was about how she always looks horny.

Compared to the whoring former First Lady, as a guest she’s just fine.

Money can't buy you class!

[quote] It was about how she always looks horny.

She’s not a bad person! She’s just horny all the time!

She dresses like a fucked-out cum-splattered gash because she knows she can get away with it.

Mar-a-Lago couture. It’s not just for Republican granny whores.

She has a quiet dignity about her

I was visiting someone in an assisted living facility and Sanchez' picture came on the screen. The immediate topic of conversation turned to how disgusting she looked.

Is her face morphing into a 2010 Posh Spice? I can't believe that a corseted bustier and a skirt was $2300.

She's special needs, right?

Goodness what a beautiful dress!

Cue Mae West

She's going to star in the upcoming reboot of Mannequin.

WNEP16Commenline?!

Are you in PA?

I grew up watching WNEP!

I am! R40

She's like a fembot but with less humanity and bigger mechanical tits

What city if you don't mind my asking. I grew up in Stroudsburg r41

I think WNEP had an office on Main Street for a while.

We thought she was a servant serving goose eggs.

Cheap whore couture

She is disgraceful. Look at some of the other dresses; the women look like they are part of the circus.

is it female?

she looks like some fug saturday morning cartoon villain

Her face is disgraceful as well.

She was never attractive, and now with the new face, she's scary.

[quote]Did Lauren Sánchez Break White House Protocol

I would certainly hope so.

She is gross- no doubt about it. Poster girl for Western decadence as is Bezos by extension. But so what?

I may be old, but to me she just looks like she left the house without remembering to put her dress on.

We have allowed ourselves to slip

We have completely lost our grip

We have declined to an all-time low

Tarts have become the set to know

Good Lord.

Precisely, R54. And to quote another seer:

Ah, there ain't no gentlemen

To open up the doors

There ain't no ladies now,

There's only pigs and whores

Gawd, that “face” is hideous. She should get a refund.

Her face looks AI-generated.

trout pout

Is she supposed to be hot? Do str8 guys really go for all that work?

Common puta. Just common.

All she had to do was ring up Dior and asked for a matching sheer confectionery tulle, loosely draped collar wrap.

Was Hunter there? Seems like his type, and she probably saw the dick pictures.

I actually don't know which is worse - that she actually might have thought this dress was appropriate or that she knowingly wore it as some sort of "look at me" moment.

Trashy people are gonna trash.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

I assume she’ll keep the girls under wraps when she’s out promoting her new children’s picture book.

Her face is no longer human.

I understand that she was a nice lady once upon a time but she has sold her soul.

If Bezos hasn't married her yet, I doubt he will. Poor Lauren has passed her sell by date.

The dress is the least objectionable aspect in those pics.

I can only imagine what the ex Mrs. Bezos thinks of all this.

She has really embraced the cheap hooker/blow-up doll look, I suspect because it pleases Jeff and she wants that $ when he croaks. She also appears to be transitioning to Asian. Not sure if she has any of that in her background, but she is a procedure or two away from passing for Thai.

Lauren Sanchez is a slutty yacht girl out for a fancy evening...a fish out of water, if you will.

The ex-Mrs. Bezos is wealthy in her own right, now. I think she's happy to be divorced and have her own money.

Of all the women Bezos could date - wtf? They BOTH were married when they started to hook up.

She really looks like a cheap hooker. Lace almost always looks low-class - unfortunately.

And you know she reads the comments online and she just says - whatever? Or maybe she just likes seeing her name in the press.

If she wasn't fuckin' that little bald headed billionaire midget she'd be doing donkey shows in TJ.

Lezzzzzzzzbian, media-insider Kara Swisher gushed over Sanchez and her State Dinner whore frock.

The two of them thought “Let’s go to the dinner as Boris and Natasha!”

Looking like a raven haired Charo.

Looking like a raven haired Charo.

Looking like a raven haired Charo.

What knockers!

I did it better.

Thank God it was just the prime minister of Japan and not the emperor.

There's a certain type of attention whore who dresses like this or worse. Have you seen Kanye with his "wife" who shows all her bits and pieces and slides around on chairs without underwear? What about Kristen Stewart parading around town in underwear? It's all ridiculous.

Daddy issues.

So what do we think? Does Sanchez go full Brazilian or leave a landing strip for Bezos to find his way?

Kara Swisher is mega annoying.

It’s actually quite entertaining watching these two go through their mid-life crisis with billions at their disposal.

Or do I hate them? Either way, it’s hilarious.

I like them. They give no fucks and why should they?

And they're always in a good mood. Not ranting on social media like some others.

Honestly at this point I think Bezos loves what a whore Lauren is and that's what he wants. He probably even gets off when she does things like this.

I also think because he is so rich and powerful that at this point he couldn't give two shits what anybody thinks.

The problem with her dress is the cleavage and the sheer corset, you should only have 1 of those going on but the 2 together is too much.

The bigger problem though is that her face and body are so slutty/cheap. A different body type and classier face could have worn the dress as is and wouldn't have looked like a cheap whore.

I disagree. Anyone in that dress will look whory.

Now lace looks cheap????? Goddamn, I can’t keep up.

^ It’s certain types of lace that look trashy - like the traditional lingerie lace. See Madonna’s Like a Virgin get-up. Dirty Sanchez’s gown has that same sort of cheap lingerie lace

Lace as trim is fine.

Lace as clothing - either you're playing it sexy (Madonna, Vanity) or you're playing it ethereal (see Kate Bush's original UK video for "Wuthering Heights") or just plain weird (Cyndi Lauper, Stevie Nicks, etc.)

But none of those women would wear this thing to the White House.

All I see is Jeff Bezos mid-life crisis, out in front of the whole world.

Strangely, I believe Bezos really loves her, trashy dress sense, scary visage and all. They are both from Albuquerque, of all places. Sanchez grew up there and Bezos was born and spent most of youth there, and visited his extended family a lot after his family moved to Florida when he was in hs. Sanchez was from a more working class area and Bezos more middle/upper middle, but that seems to be a big binding factor for them.

That dress should’ve taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

Part of sexy is the clothes add to your appeal. There is nothing appealing about a dress that shrieks "Look at me!"

The posing in the photos at OP is gross and reminiscent of teen selfies.

Lauren "Dirty" Sanchez