Benson Boone

Hi Benson - you are much cuter when the hair is under control, and without that atrocious mustache. I hope you continue to find success. You seem like a decent person.

Decent people don't shill at the DL in order to be ridiculed for self-aggrandizing stupidity.

R2…the fuck?

There are worse. And worse big things. But he's not at all good.

That hillbilly style of eating the words (at the time when them matter most) and the voice a groan of an old screened door on meemaw's porch does nothing for me.

It's as though he practiced his singing only when taking a shit.

R4 I’m sorry that you’ve led such a sad life and have faced such unfortunate circumstances that have caused you so much pain as evidenced by angry reply. There’s a lot of resources out there for you to find peace so that don’t continue down the path of senseless, pointless, misdirected anger. You are better than this! Become someone that you can be proud of - not a bitter old queen. Peace to you!

Was he named after the butler on Soap?

R4's post doesn't read as angry to me; it's critical, albeit laced with DL's in-house brand of caustic wit.

Fuck off, Benson, I mean, R5.

I don’t like the way he sings like he’s struggling to squeeze out a shit.

Cheers R7. If I were to be angry with anyone it would be with OP for my having given him the benefit of the doubt and listened to the majority of the YT clip. But I'm not angry with Benson Boone who sings badly nor with OP whose taste in voices is a world apart from mine. Chalk it up to things I learned today.

His songs are VERY basic.

Hey wait that's a pretty good song title

He’s a screecher alright.

Seems like a Top 15 American Idol cast-off.

Not hot

YouTube keeps wanting to show us shirtless videos of him singing (screeching). He’s ok I guess but if I want to hear mediocre singing I’ll take it in the Shawn Mendes packaging.

OnlyFans??

Meh. Seen and heard better.

I remember back around 2022, LPSG had photos of Benson showing his hole

Benson also follows Omar Rudberg and Edvin Ryding from “Young Royals.”

Could he be gay?

Bump

Enh...he's HOT. The music's NOT.

Mmm, no.

is he singing a song in the op video, or showing how much pain he's in? I don't find his voice at all easy to listen to and his sartorial & grooming style are also off putting.

He sure does like to display his naked torso a lot. Is he another one who is not confident of his singing abilities and feels he needs to show some skin in order to grab people's attention?

Is he family? If not, creating a DL thread is futile.

David Krumholtz called and wants his face back

Is this another Shawn Mendes situation?

This post is poorly disguised DL self-promotion.

It could be used at DataLounge University as a case study in “Posting as Your Not-Self: Avoid the Pitfalls”, (prerequisite “Elaborate Scenarios 101: How Far is Too Far?”).

His grandfather, Pat, is not impressed!

This is ALL it's about. Nothing more.

Oh and this..

No. Just, no.

R28 your sleuthing skills are lacking. I’m the OP and I’m not Benson Boone - just a fan who first saw him on his American Idol audition. Hadn’t thought about him since until I heard that song on the radio and looked for the video on YouTube. Time to go back to your Neighborhood Watch duties and leave the internet to the younger kids.

You bitches have been sleeping on the job. Did you see this 22 year old twink in the full glam, glittering, chest-bearing jumpsuit do a full flip off a piano (2:44)?!!! He has a pretty decent voice, it's a good song and he's got a tight little muscular bod. He gives me a twitch in my no-no place.

I don't want to hear shit else about Shawn Mendes until he does a flip off a piano mid-song.

Mmm, no.

That face is a no.

This some hardcore hetero music nonsense, OP.

I hate that psycho song. “I have everything and all I can think about is losing it all!”

He’s no Debby

Queen out, gurl!!!

I am stunned by the indifference to Benson Boone. He is cute and has genuine sexual charisma. Not like those Ken dolls that DL usually slobbers over.

And what is "hetero" music? Someone should hip Shawn Mendes to the formula. I have a soft spot for highly emotive, howling vocals -- Steve Perry, Robert Plant, Freddie Mercury, etc.

I think he has a hairlip

I want him to date Pedro Pascal, they look similar to me.

[quote]I have a soft spot for highly emotive, howling vocals

I'm a complete opposite, can't do with this kind of screechy timbre at all.

[quote] I think he has a hairlip

Well thank God he's got a mustache. The rest of him looks delicious.

He doesn’t have a hairlip. There are plenty of photos available online where he doesn’t have the mustache and you can see.

I like his music and he’s adorable.

(I do worry for his voice if he keeps forcing it on some of his songs.)

[quote](I do worry for his voice if he keeps forcing it on some of his songs.)

Stop worrying. His career will be over long before he ruins his voice.

Yeh, because the ancients on DL certainly have their finger on the pulse of young listeners!

[quote] Yeh, because the ancients on DL certainly have their finger on the pulse of young listeners!

I am the horny elderghey who bumped the thread. His exuberance and athleticism is intoxicating but his vocal technique -- though thrilling -- is not great. I hope he gets voice lessons and eschews bad habits like smoking and snorting. Certainly he can't backflip 20 years from now. But if he takes his songwriting and musicianship seriously and continues to grow, he has what it takes for longevity.

Lose the stache

Lose the 70s pron star stache.

Nice nose. At his age, I would have dared a VPL in that outfit, to sex it up a bit. I agree with the above that his affected pinched singing style is one I associate with squeezing out turds.

R34 the flip would have impressed if his pants had split to reveal a gold glitter jockstrap.

"I remember back around 2022, LPSG had photos of Benson showing his hole

Could he be gay?"

Do many straight guys take and send women pictures of their assholes? I would think his taking those photos would say a lot.

He looks like a thinner version of Meat Canyon from Youtube.

And where is hole presentation today!?

He's no Gus Dapperton.

[quote] Do many straight guys take and send women pictures of their assholes? I would think his taking those photos would say a lot.

Kids his age don't think about gay or straight, they are just imitating the porn they find on the web. He probably had no awareness what a girl would actually want to see.

It’s also possible it was a guy pretending to be a girl asking for hole photos.

Where the hole photos at?

The screeching, over-strained voice and the poodle hair? No thank you.

R61 is too busy listening to his Lawrence Welk and Bay City Rollers records.

Project much, R61?

Is he still married to Debby?

Benson Boone needs to do a cover of “You Light Up My Life.”

He’ll sing it like he’s trying to squeeze out a huge turd that just won’t come out.

He looks like that Aaron Johnson-Sam-Jones-Taylor person who married an old lady.

His face is off some way, the music sounds like my old cat wailing.

I think his great grandfather was Slim Whitman.

Bitch stole my act.

Hole pics please. I don’t mind him. He has a good voice and seems likable. He pings as religious down-low gay.

[quote] Where the hole photos at?

Don't look for them, he was underage in the photos.

R71 HOW underage are we talking?

Under 18...

WAIT...under 18 hole pictures? GTFOH

Yes. That's why they were pulled from LPSG. Stay away from them.

He's certainly comfortable with himself

R58 absolute delusion

So we’re now pretending showing off your hole (where the dick goes) is intended for women as well as pretending that it’s normal to keep dirty dishes in the fridge?

Bunsen Baboon

R78 One that's evolved since you were young.

He's very good, but he needs to ditch the 'stache. Guys with big noses should never grow them.

The boy can sing and he can backflip like a pro.

The music is a hard pass for me, but I do agree that he's really hot.

R83 Your reply should be pinned to the top of every post about these new "artists"

if what he's packing in that speedo is all him and no padding, well he's a big boy for sure, down there. That is one fully packed basket.

The thing that concerns me is that if he's already resorted to posing almost naked in public, clearly for the attention, where will that need go from here? Eventually the fans are going to tire of the public speedo shots and he's going to have to come up with something even more alarming. Hopefully that doesn't lead to a sex tape. I'm getting the feeling he may be in the early stages of attention addiction. If he's not confident enough to let his voice and stage show speak for him then he's likely to have big problems down the line.