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What Lines From Movies Have You Used In Real Life?

I'll start: Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you!

by Anonymousreply 281June 10, 2024 11:26 PM

I'm just glad to be here, hope I can help the club.

by Anonymousreply 1April 8, 2024 8:12 PM

But y'are Blanche, y'are.

by Anonymousreply 2April 8, 2024 8:19 PM

"Don't F with me ____, this ain't my first rodeo"

" You know how to find the boys, and the booze!"

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy night"

"Stick your drink up your ass ____! I'd rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you. "

by Anonymousreply 3April 8, 2024 8:21 PM

Get offa my lawn.

by Anonymousreply 4April 8, 2024 8:22 PM

Give me a fountain pen. And not one of those lousy ballpoints.

by Anonymousreply 5April 8, 2024 8:24 PM

What lines from movies have you used here on the Datalounge?

You’re a whore darlin ( I know it’s not the exact words but close enough)

by Anonymousreply 6April 8, 2024 8:25 PM

'You're too short for that gesture."

Not a line that's easy to work into a conversation, but I managed.

by Anonymousreply 7April 8, 2024 8:27 PM

R5- Please, more Helen Lawson quotes.

by Anonymousreply 8April 8, 2024 8:28 PM

My! People come and go so quickly here!

by Anonymousreply 9April 8, 2024 8:28 PM

“And your little dog, too!”

by Anonymousreply 10April 8, 2024 8:28 PM

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

by Anonymousreply 11April 8, 2024 8:28 PM

"Very good, Annelle. Spoken like a true smart ass!" But you have to say it with the Southern accent.

by Anonymousreply 12April 8, 2024 8:31 PM

Caviar should round and firm and burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment.

by Anonymousreply 13April 8, 2024 8:31 PM

That's OK, I can walk to the curb from here. (From "Annie Hall.")

by Anonymousreply 14April 8, 2024 8:32 PM

She's a vulgarian!

by Anonymousreply 15April 8, 2024 8:32 PM

It’s Chinatown, Jake.

by Anonymousreply 16April 8, 2024 8:35 PM

It's pronounced azaleas.

by Anonymousreply 17April 8, 2024 8:36 PM

I'm sure you'll make a very fine nun.

by Anonymousreply 18April 8, 2024 8:36 PM


by Anonymousreply 19April 8, 2024 8:36 PM

r11 - i use "Sparkle Motion" often as well.

Some of mine:

- We walk from here

- That escalated quickly

- Just in cases

- We need to talk about your flair

...to name a few. There are others i'm not thinking of right now, and of course many from television shows as well.

by Anonymousreply 20April 8, 2024 8:37 PM

I'll think about it tomorrow. (GWTW)

by Anonymousreply 21April 8, 2024 8:38 PM

My favorite movie quote of all time is “Doris, we’re in” spoken by Naomi Finsecker after her daughter Doris is accepted at the High School of Performing Arts in Fame.

I use that quote all the time.

by Anonymousreply 22April 8, 2024 8:39 PM

What's the matter with all you gloomy pussies?

by Anonymousreply 23April 8, 2024 8:40 PM

TV shows count, too, R20!

by Anonymousreply 24April 8, 2024 8:40 PM

From R23

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by Anonymousreply 25April 8, 2024 8:41 PM

Still waters you know.

by Anonymousreply 26April 8, 2024 8:42 PM

"Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."

by Anonymousreply 27April 8, 2024 8:43 PM

“I’m walkin’ here!”

by Anonymousreply 28April 8, 2024 8:50 PM

Ah, chrysanthemums. Such serviceable flowers

by Anonymousreply 29April 8, 2024 8:59 PM

Oh! That moon's bright!

by Anonymousreply 30April 8, 2024 9:01 PM

Good morning, Gardeners. Everything tickety-boo?

by Anonymousreply 31April 8, 2024 9:02 PM

Mommy what?

-mommy dearest

When I asked you to call me that I wanted you to mean it

by Anonymousreply 32April 8, 2024 9:02 PM

Judging from the level of conversation so far, you can hardly expect me to have been paying attention...

by Anonymousreply 33April 8, 2024 9:04 PM

I admit I've seen better days but I'm not tone had for the price of a cocktail -- like a salted peanut.

by Anonymousreply 34April 8, 2024 9:05 PM

There's no crying in _____! ("Baseball" in A League of Their Own, but the line works in any situation.)

by Anonymousreply 35April 8, 2024 9:05 PM

xtonex. ^^I'm not to be had...

by Anonymousreply 36April 8, 2024 9:06 PM

That's such a lousy, dirty, rotten, filthy lie it has class!

by Anonymousreply 37April 8, 2024 9:07 PM

I didn't know they made champagne in Idaho!

by Anonymousreply 38April 8, 2024 9:08 PM

NOW a warning???

by Anonymousreply 39April 8, 2024 9:10 PM

More than Gothic ignorance!

by Anonymousreply 40April 8, 2024 9:12 PM

You're a gutless wundah!

by Anonymousreply 41April 8, 2024 9:12 PM

Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke!

by Anonymousreply 42April 8, 2024 9:15 PM

Not on Christmas!

by Anonymousreply 43April 8, 2024 9:17 PM

"Frankly, my dear– I don't give a damn!" If I had a nickel every time I used that over the years...

by Anonymousreply 44April 8, 2024 9:22 PM


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by Anonymousreply 45April 8, 2024 9:24 PM

You have no power here! Be gone—before somebody drops a house on you, too!

by Anonymousreply 46April 8, 2024 9:26 PM

Mickey Mouse's dog was gay?

by Anonymousreply 47April 8, 2024 9:28 PM

I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!

by Anonymousreply 48April 8, 2024 9:30 PM

I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the dirt.

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by Anonymousreply 49April 8, 2024 9:30 PM

Every time we get a new female employee

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by Anonymousreply 50April 8, 2024 9:31 PM

Especially here...

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by Anonymousreply 51April 8, 2024 9:39 PM

"Just how many of them hormones have you been taking, honey?"

"Harpo! Who this woman?!"

by Anonymousreply 52April 8, 2024 9:40 PM

Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

by Anonymousreply 53April 8, 2024 9:40 PM

Excuse me while I whip this out...

by Anonymousreply 54April 8, 2024 9:40 PM

“I’ll be back”

by Anonymousreply 55April 8, 2024 9:41 PM

[quote]That's OK, I can walk to the curb from here. (From "Annie Hall.")

I say this all the time, R14. No one gets it.

by Anonymousreply 56April 8, 2024 9:41 PM

Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.

by Anonymousreply 57April 8, 2024 9:46 PM

If an acquaintance is bitching about someone I just wait for my moment….

“When you look back on this time, and you will…… be kind.”

by Anonymousreply 58April 8, 2024 9:47 PM

You're really gauche, madam. A regular little cochon, and that means pig.

by Anonymousreply 59April 8, 2024 9:55 PM

Its the dreaded Penisaurus!!

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by Anonymousreply 60April 8, 2024 10:03 PM

One I've used from Roseanne, in response to: "Roseanne, what happened to you?"

"It's a long story, and I come off badly in it."

by Anonymousreply 61April 8, 2024 10:04 PM

"Can you see my pussy now?"

by Anonymousreply 62April 8, 2024 10:07 PM

Like others, plenty of lines from "The Wizard of Oz." I once told a short guy who was bothersome, "Be on your way. Isn't there a meeting of the Lollipop Guild you should be at?"

Variations of quotes from "Working Girl:"

"____Dolars! It's not even leather!"

"Now get your your bony ass out of my sight!"

From "The Devil Wears Prada:"

“ All right everyone! Gird your loins.”

"No...that wasn't a question."

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by Anonymousreply 63April 8, 2024 10:12 PM

R23/R25 LOL

Re Sound of Music: I have often used this misheard quote.

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by Anonymousreply 64April 8, 2024 10:14 PM

"Could you just not breathe?" from DEATH BECOMES HER.

by Anonymousreply 65April 8, 2024 10:25 PM

What a cluck you are!

by Anonymousreply 66April 8, 2024 10:29 PM

“Run away!”

“Only the true messiah denies his divinity.’

“Consult the Book of Armaments”

by Anonymousreply 67April 8, 2024 10:30 PM

Why did you rape me?

by Anonymousreply 68April 8, 2024 10:36 PM

Hey man…. Smell my finger.

by Anonymousreply 69April 8, 2024 10:37 PM

“Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!”

by Anonymousreply 70April 8, 2024 10:39 PM

"Are those PUSSYWILLOWS, Dottie?"

by Anonymousreply 71April 8, 2024 10:57 PM

‘I just… ate a bug’ - too frequently. (Overboard)

‘The sordid topic of coin’ (death becomes her)

by Anonymousreply 72April 8, 2024 11:06 PM

R71 Beverly! Beverly!

by Anonymousreply 73April 8, 2024 11:09 PM

When my ride-share driver pulls up, I yell from my front door:

"You there - why are you so late ?"

When I open the door to the car, I say:

"Now don't you give me a fancy price just because I'm rich..."

As I get into the backseat with a huge stuffed duffel bag, I ask :

"Any laws against burying him in the garden ? I don't care anyway..."

And away I go - with a petrified driver.

by Anonymousreply 74April 9, 2024 12:12 AM

" I'll never be hungry again."

by Anonymousreply 75April 9, 2024 12:21 AM

Different places!

by Anonymousreply 76April 9, 2024 12:28 AM

Eat the FOOD, Tina, you big fat lard!

by Anonymousreply 77April 9, 2024 12:30 AM

This is my happening, and it freaks me out!

by Anonymousreply 78April 9, 2024 12:33 AM


by Anonymousreply 79April 9, 2024 12:38 AM

Every morning, I look in the mirror and say:

"Hello, gorgeous !"

by Anonymousreply 80April 9, 2024 12:39 AM

“Sometimes the sh*t comes down so heavy I feel like I should wear a hat.”

by Anonymousreply 81April 9, 2024 12:42 AM

Please bore someone else with your questions

Tales of your incompetence do not interest me

by Anonymousreply 82April 9, 2024 12:45 AM

That'll do, pig.

by Anonymousreply 83April 9, 2024 12:47 AM

And there was much rejoicing

Just panties, what else do I need?

She has no body flight

We're gonna need a bigger boat

by Anonymousreply 84April 9, 2024 12:48 AM

Two from Plenty:

You don't understand the figures in my mind!

I would stop, I would stop, I would stop fucking talking if I ever heard anybody else say anything worth fucking stopping talking for!

by Anonymousreply 85April 9, 2024 12:55 AM

"What do ya got back there, reindeer!?!"

by Anonymousreply 86April 9, 2024 1:03 AM

I'm not going to be ignored, Dan!

by Anonymousreply 87April 9, 2024 1:05 AM

"I hope Martin comes down with a permanent case of the clap and his pecker falls off."

by Anonymousreply 88April 9, 2024 1:10 AM

Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to.

by Anonymousreply 89April 9, 2024 1:13 AM

Because I am NOT … one of your fans!

by Anonymousreply 90April 9, 2024 1:14 AM

I'm a thief and a shitkicker and I want to be famous.

by Anonymousreply 91April 9, 2024 1:17 AM

Do you remember where you parked the car?

It's cerulean.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Get away from her, you bitch!

I'd like to kiss ya, but I just warshed muh hair-uh.

by Anonymousreply 92April 9, 2024 1:19 AM

I've learned from masters.

by Anonymousreply 93April 9, 2024 1:25 AM

We all have our faults. Mine's in California.

by Anonymousreply 94April 9, 2024 1:28 AM

Just inches from a clean getaway Jack in terms

Impatient boys don’t get dessert

I brought you up here to show you my Renoir You brought me up here to take me to bed

by Anonymousreply 95April 9, 2024 1:54 AM

I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead!

by Anonymousreply 96April 9, 2024 1:59 AM

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Mother! You bitch!!!

I need to return some videotapes.

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

Jack! Oh, thank God you're here!

Chuggalug, Donna.

Andy! You Goonie!!!

That's how you met me. In passing.

Screw sleep!!!

Drink up, sloppy-boppy.

But do I look good?

I am a very stylish girl.

I saw it in the window...and just couldn't resist. (TV)

If I was doin' it proper, what was you sniggerin' at?

Dost your mother know you weareth her drapes?

Do you think I'm not sorry?

by Anonymousreply 97April 9, 2024 2:05 AM

Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup!

by Anonymousreply 98April 9, 2024 2:06 AM

AAGGHH! I look like fuckin' Stevie Nicks in hippie clothes!

by Anonymousreply 99April 9, 2024 2:12 AM

Just for DL: "You know how bitchy fags can be!"

by Anonymousreply 100April 9, 2024 2:15 AM

I use these pretty regularly:

Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?

Who do you have to fuck to get a drink around here?

by Anonymousreply 101April 9, 2024 2:17 AM

“Sparkle, Neely, Sparkle!”

I use it all the time . . .

by Anonymousreply 102April 9, 2024 2:18 AM

Who do I have to fuck to LOSE this job?

by Anonymousreply 103April 9, 2024 2:18 AM

Don't look for it, __________. You may not like what you find.

by Anonymousreply 104April 9, 2024 2:25 AM

Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?

Do I smell freesias!?

He. Vas. My. Boyfriend! (Spoken in a Frau Blucher accent)

by Anonymousreply 105April 9, 2024 2:29 AM

Tell me about it, stud.

by Anonymousreply 106April 9, 2024 2:32 AM

R25 So damn funny. R31 I am going to find a way to add tickety boo into my lexicon. And I'll definitely use the fruit cup lin R98.

Combining two, "Who do I have to fuck around here to get a fruit cup?" I don't know why that tickles me so much.

by Anonymousreply 107April 9, 2024 2:42 AM

Is coarseness a substitute for wit, I ask myself?

by Anonymousreply 108April 9, 2024 2:48 AM

Darling, didn't anyone ever tell you that peevishness is unbecoming in young ladies?

by Anonymousreply 109April 9, 2024 2:55 AM

Sometimes I substitute a very haughty "N!" for "no" in the style of Donald Dasher.

by Anonymousreply 110April 9, 2024 2:57 AM

Honey, you *know* I never go out with a married man on the first date.

by Anonymousreply 111April 9, 2024 3:00 AM

Never let 'em see you ache. That's what Mr. Mayer used to say. Or was it "ass"? Never let 'em see your ass.

by Anonymousreply 112April 9, 2024 3:00 AM

Personally, I've always thought a dirty mind and a sound body are even more rewarding.

by Anonymousreply 113April 9, 2024 3:05 AM

Do you always talk in bumper stickers?

by Anonymousreply 114April 9, 2024 3:17 AM

“That’s a novelty, remind me to bake a cake.”

by Anonymousreply 115April 9, 2024 3:19 AM

"I was a boozer, a user and a LOSER."

by Anonymousreply 116April 9, 2024 3:19 AM

Oh, God.

by Anonymousreply 117April 9, 2024 3:21 AM

"You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point."

by Anonymousreply 118April 9, 2024 3:22 AM

_________, there's no such place as San Francisco.

by Anonymousreply 119April 9, 2024 3:24 AM

"All my life I had to fight..."

"Is this the cocksucker residence?"

by Anonymousreply 120April 9, 2024 3:25 AM

[quote]_________, there's no such place as San Francisco.

"San Francisco has no Shubert Theatre"?

by Anonymousreply 121April 9, 2024 3:27 AM

[quote]Like others, plenty of lines from "The Wizard of Oz." I once told a short guy who was bothersome, "Be on your way. Isn't there a meeting of the Lollipop Guild you should be at?"

Pretty sure that's from something like "Will & Grace," not "Oz."

by Anonymousreply 122April 9, 2024 3:29 AM

"I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."

by Anonymousreply 123April 9, 2024 3:29 AM

"What are you looking at?"

"I thought I was looking at my mother's douche bag -- but that's in Ohio."

by Anonymousreply 124April 9, 2024 3:30 AM

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”

by Anonymousreply 125April 9, 2024 4:27 AM

“I thought I smelled gin and regret.”

by Anonymousreply 126April 9, 2024 4:28 AM

“My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives.”

by Anonymousreply 127April 9, 2024 4:31 AM

You talking to me?

by Anonymousreply 128April 9, 2024 4:51 AM

“Some day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets"

by Anonymousreply 129April 9, 2024 4:58 AM

I've used this one a few times

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by Anonymousreply 130April 9, 2024 5:56 AM

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Plus about 90% of Hot Fuzz, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein lines.

by Anonymousreply 131April 9, 2024 6:15 AM

You're not very smart, are you? I like that in a man.

by Anonymousreply 132April 9, 2024 6:41 AM

Whenever I leave the house...

Money - Tickets - Passport!

by Anonymousreply 133April 9, 2024 7:24 AM

"Assassin! Assassin" and "You have STOLEN my prime"

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by Anonymousreply 134April 9, 2024 8:34 AM

Oooh! Sounds delish! Let me just toss some jeans on and . . .wait a minute! Who is this?

by Anonymousreply 135April 9, 2024 12:06 PM

R123- I’ve always depended on the kindness of homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 136April 9, 2024 1:09 PM

Right before I tongue a cute twink's ass, I always lean over and whisper in his ear:


When someone unattractive to me walks by, I say in an Irish whisper:

"Yo sho is ugly."

by Anonymousreply 137April 9, 2024 1:20 PM

Are you trying to seduce me?

by Anonymousreply 138April 9, 2024 2:12 PM

Listen to your filthy mouth, you fuckin' whore!

by Anonymousreply 139April 9, 2024 2:15 PM

Tsk tsk.

“Mrs. Robinson—you’re trying to seduce me!

[laughs] ‘Huh?’

“Aren’t you?’

by Anonymousreply 140April 9, 2024 2:17 PM

When giving my name at Starbucks, I always respond:

"I am not A Eunice Burns, I am THE Eunice Burns."

by Anonymousreply 141April 9, 2024 2:25 PM

Whenever I run into an ex-boyfriend and he's with a new 'beard', I manage to say to him:

"Your girl is lovely, Hubbell."

by Anonymousreply 142April 9, 2024 2:30 PM

"It's veteran character actor Charles Durning."

by Anonymousreply 143April 9, 2024 3:12 PM

"You're killing me, Smalls."

by Anonymousreply 144April 9, 2024 5:11 PM

"Is it bigger than a breadbasket?"

by Anonymousreply 145April 9, 2024 5:13 PM

It was just GHASTLY!

by Anonymousreply 146April 9, 2024 5:13 PM

"I have sufficient."

by Anonymousreply 147April 9, 2024 5:15 PM

"You can't handle the truth!"

by Anonymousreply 148April 9, 2024 5:16 PM

"That you, Ms. Fleming. You call me when the shuttle lands."

by Anonymousreply 149April 9, 2024 5:25 PM

^^sorry, that should be "THANK you, Ms. Fleming."

by Anonymousreply 150April 9, 2024 5:26 PM

"You're out of order! The whole damn system's out of order!"

by Anonymousreply 151April 9, 2024 5:26 PM

"When you're from Pittsburgh, you've got to do SOMETHING."

by Anonymousreply 152April 9, 2024 6:54 PM

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

by Anonymousreply 153April 9, 2024 6:58 PM

"Beverley Leslie is a homosexual. Repeating: Beverley Leslie IS a homosexual."

by Anonymousreply 154April 9, 2024 7:10 PM

You're a sorry lil' BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 155April 9, 2024 7:13 PM

Bye Felicia !

by Anonymousreply 156April 9, 2024 7:15 PM

Jesus wept, Spector at the feast

by Anonymousreply 157April 9, 2024 7:22 PM

I once used this Faye Dunaway rant from BONNIE AND CLYDE (1967) on a really cute, gay, fuck buddy I had in my twenties (c. 2000s) after we got into a spat in the middle of sex: He was strictly a top and would not allow me to rim/finger his glorious ass for whatever reason.

[quote]"Oh, you're just like your brother! An ignorant, uneducated hillbilly! Only special thing about you is your peculiar ideas about lovemaking, which is no lovemaking at all!"

He was like, "The fuck?" because he didn't have a brother and had never seen the film.

His befuddled expression made me crack up, which caused him to laugh, too, and it eased the tension.

But he still would not let me anywhere near his hole. haha

by Anonymousreply 158April 9, 2024 8:15 PM

I don’t use bad language

Rose, play or die.

You have fur. This cannot be!

by Anonymousreply 159April 9, 2024 8:22 PM

Oh hum….

Well, here we are again.

Only this time we’re seniors.

And we’re gonna rule the school.

by Anonymousreply 160April 9, 2024 8:26 PM

What we've got here is a failure to communicate...

by Anonymousreply 161April 9, 2024 10:24 PM

You like that big dick? you like that big dick, don't you boy?

by Anonymousreply 162April 9, 2024 10:26 PM

Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh. Yeah Yeah. Yeah. Oh Yeah.

by Anonymousreply 163April 9, 2024 10:28 PM

Five minutes, Miss O'Hara.

by Anonymousreply 164April 9, 2024 10:31 PM

Said to my bi FB:

I have one small corner of your life. I've never asked for anything more. But I will not settle for less. Now you and your rabbit-faced wife can both go to hell!

by Anonymousreply 165April 9, 2024 10:53 PM


by Anonymousreply 166April 9, 2024 11:25 PM

As If … You’re just a virgin who can’t drive….


by Anonymousreply 167April 9, 2024 11:32 PM

Break me offa piece-a that! (Also Clueless, an endless fount of good lines.)

by Anonymousreply 168April 9, 2024 11:35 PM

An accident is sometimes an unhappy woman's best friend.

by Anonymousreply 169April 9, 2024 11:44 PM

"You know I hate the brown word."

by Anonymousreply 170April 9, 2024 11:46 PM

Is this the Cocksucker residence?

by Anonymousreply 171April 9, 2024 11:47 PM

There is no shame in being poor! Only in dressing poorly

by Anonymousreply 172April 10, 2024 12:17 AM

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

by Anonymousreply 173April 10, 2024 12:36 AM

“It’s like our sergeant told us in Vietnam. Men, 50 of ya’s goin’ in the jungle. 25 of ya ain’t comin’ back,”

by Anonymousreply 174April 10, 2024 12:45 AM

"My dear, that's something you need never worry about…”

by Anonymousreply 175April 10, 2024 12:52 AM

"And after you kissed me I always used to wipe my mouth! Wipe My Mouth!!!" (OK, I've never used this line in real life, but, boy, I've wanted to.)

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by Anonymousreply 176April 10, 2024 12:55 AM

"Yeah, that's right, Charlie. Let's do it, right here on the oriental with all the lights on"

Angelica Huston, Prizzi's Honor

"None of that cheap vinyl Air Canada shit" and "Tow-ron-tow. I love upstate New York."

Richert Easley and Rene Fortier, Outrageous

"Stick with me kid and you'll be farting through silk."

Robert Mitchum (not sure of the movie, allegedly his marriage proposal)

"Give my daughter the shot!"

Shirley MacLaine, Terms of Endearment

"Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you, you little shit.” and "Steal something casual."

Sir John Gielgud, Arthur

"I'm shocked, shocked, to find that (insert activity interrupted) is going on!"

Claude Raines, Casablanca

by Anonymousreply 177April 10, 2024 12:57 AM

“I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail like a salted peanut.”

by Anonymousreply 178April 10, 2024 1:12 AM

"I'm gonna fuck you 'til your ears leak"

Bo Svenson to some young chickadee in "North Dallas Forty".

by Anonymousreply 179April 10, 2024 1:32 AM


by Anonymousreply 180April 10, 2024 2:38 AM

R176 - That's easily one of my all-time favorite quotes from any movie. I actually got to use it once, but my then-boyfriend had absolutely no clue what I was referencing. Sadly, it didn't exactly tip the scales in my favor, but hey, it was worth a shot. Especially considering he was a dreadful kisser.

by Anonymousreply 181April 10, 2024 2:38 AM

Said in a whisper, "Pretty, pretty?"

I've used that quote when I'm unsure about my outfit and I'll ask my boyfriend the above question.

by Anonymousreply 182April 10, 2024 2:41 AM

I may not know my flowers but I know a bitch when I see one.

by Anonymousreply 183April 10, 2024 3:32 AM

I should've aborted your motherfucking ass!

by Anonymousreply 184April 10, 2024 3:38 AM

This champagne is burned!

by Anonymousreply 185April 10, 2024 3:38 AM

Nah, we raped the shit out of ‘em!

by Anonymousreply 186April 10, 2024 3:39 AM

I should’ve painted clouds downtown.

by Anonymousreply 187April 10, 2024 3:40 AM

I tried walking in your shoes, but they were cheap and ugly.

by Anonymousreply 188April 10, 2024 3:41 AM

R14 I've used it repeatedly.

by Anonymousreply 189April 10, 2024 3:42 AM

Do or do NOT, there is no try.

by Anonymousreply 190April 10, 2024 3:42 AM

If you need anything, ask Carol Ann.

by Anonymousreply 191April 10, 2024 3:43 AM

Drink your juice Shelby.

by Anonymousreply 192April 10, 2024 3:45 AM

May the odds be ever in your favor.

by Anonymousreply 193April 10, 2024 3:46 AM

"You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent."

by Anonymousreply 194April 10, 2024 4:04 AM

I know I seem a little bit on the kinky side, but deep down I'm a sensitive and vulnerable girl. Don't let my dildoes, vibrators and handcuffs fool you.

by Anonymousreply 195April 10, 2024 4:06 AM

r193 - I use that one often as well.

by Anonymousreply 196April 10, 2024 4:10 AM

I wouldn’t suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls.

by Anonymousreply 197April 10, 2024 4:11 AM

I'm a pretty girl, Momma!

by Anonymousreply 198April 10, 2024 4:11 AM

I wouldn't even touch him with YOUR dick.

by Anonymousreply 199April 10, 2024 4:20 AM

“The Women”… “Valley of the Dolls”… “Grey Gardens”…

All of them. Every line.

by Anonymousreply 200April 10, 2024 4:31 AM

Just about as hard as your heart, mama

by Anonymousreply 201April 10, 2024 4:37 AM

Max, you sly puss...

by Anonymousreply 202April 10, 2024 4:39 AM

In the water, I'm a very skinny lady

by Anonymousreply 203April 10, 2024 4:44 AM

So let it be written, so let it be done.

by Anonymousreply 204April 10, 2024 5:02 AM

From Cat On a Hot Tin Roof:

"sister woman" and

"no neck monsters"

by Anonymousreply 205April 10, 2024 5:02 AM

“Are you in?”

by Anonymousreply 206April 10, 2024 5:20 AM

I use this when an unexpected calamity strikes,

"Pegeen, call Denmark quick and get ahold of Yul Uhlu!".

It somehow helps every time.

by Anonymousreply 207April 10, 2024 7:49 AM

"Pancakes Barbara!"

by Anonymousreply 208April 10, 2024 8:01 AM

"Soylent Green is people."

"They don't know they're dead."

"As you know, we run a baby ring. Oh, it's a very simple process. We keep two girls at all time who are impregnated by Channing, our rather fertile servant. We sell the babies to lesbian couples and then we invest the money in a few businesses around town." "We own a few pornography shops plus we front money to a chain of heroin pushers in the inner-city elementary schools."

by Anonymousreply 209April 10, 2024 8:06 AM

"Buh bye" David Spade, SNL

"What a dump"

"What you talkin' bout, Willis"

by Anonymousreply 210April 10, 2024 11:16 AM

“Fuck me with a chainsaw” does not work with the younger generations - too literal minded?

by Anonymousreply 211April 10, 2024 4:09 PM

"By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me."

by Anonymousreply 212April 10, 2024 5:12 PM

Many from Seinfeld:

- just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it

- she/he is a low/close talker

- The sea was angry that day, my friend


Another from Dumb and Dumber:

- ...so you're saying THERE'S A CHANCE!! (when something is utterly hopeless, but someone is deluded into thinking there's a shred of hope left)

by Anonymousreply 213April 10, 2024 5:14 PM

"Vulgarity is no substitute for wit."

by Anonymousreply 214April 10, 2024 5:17 PM

That's what I do. I fuck.

by Anonymousreply 215April 10, 2024 5:25 PM

When you're slapped you'll take it and like it!

by Anonymousreply 216April 10, 2024 10:46 PM

I do not do animal acts. I do not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. I will not shave my pussy, no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face. I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.

by Anonymousreply 217April 10, 2024 11:15 PM

"I've got a mind for business and a bod for sin."

by Anonymousreply 218April 10, 2024 11:25 PM

R217 Where in the world would you use that line in real life?

by Anonymousreply 219April 11, 2024 1:45 AM

Sometimes the spirit of Amanda Blake enters my body and I just yell out, "Matt, look out!".

by Anonymousreply 220April 11, 2024 1:48 AM

I hope you die. I hope you die soon. I'll be waiting for you to die.

The Little Foxes.

by Anonymousreply 221April 11, 2024 3:54 AM

I can handle the socks

by Anonymousreply 222April 11, 2024 4:21 AM

Bueller, Bueller?

by Anonymousreply 223April 11, 2024 4:58 AM

It’s not uplifting but it’s very true for me. “I don’t trust happiness.”

by Anonymousreply 224April 11, 2024 5:48 AM

Well not a line per se, but I once did the entire Aurora Greenway hospital scene when a friend went in for a very minor procedure that only required a local anesthesia.

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by Anonymousreply 225April 11, 2024 6:25 AM

How was it received?

by Anonymousreply 226April 11, 2024 6:27 AM

With accolades and two thumbs up.

by Anonymousreply 227April 11, 2024 12:46 PM

You, R225, are why I come to Datalounge (and why I love it)!

by Anonymousreply 228April 11, 2024 4:09 PM

My mother, a waitress

by Anonymousreply 229April 11, 2024 8:34 PM

"Sounds like __________ eh, Pacha?"

(Emperor's New Groove)

by Anonymousreply 230April 11, 2024 9:31 PM

You are evil, and you must be destroyed!

If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

by Anonymousreply 231April 12, 2024 5:43 AM

"You're terrible Muriel."

by Anonymousreply 232April 12, 2024 7:17 AM

I once uttered, 'It twirled up,' when my dick accidentally slipped out of my bathing suit at a pool party.

by Anonymousreply 233April 12, 2024 7:26 AM

My boyfriend is painfully shy. There have been times when, for whatever reason, he needs to talk to a sales clerk or ask for help at a big-box store, and if I'm occupied with something else, I can sense his hesitation. So, I just yell out, 'Sing out, Louise!'

by Anonymousreply 234April 12, 2024 7:42 AM

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out"

by Anonymousreply 235April 12, 2024 11:44 AM

"Tighten that ass!"

by Anonymousreply 236April 12, 2024 1:35 PM

"They're all going to laugh at you!"

by Anonymousreply 237April 12, 2024 6:09 PM

"I'd suck the socks off him anytime"

by Anonymousreply 238April 12, 2024 10:27 PM

You really are an asshole, Kimberly.

The China Syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 239April 13, 2024 4:39 AM

You can stand it. YOU MARRIED ME FOR IT!

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by Anonymousreply 240April 13, 2024 2:58 PM

R176. I used it when my physically disabled boyfriend and I broke up.

Yes, I’m going to hell, but he got there first.

by Anonymousreply 241April 13, 2024 3:16 PM

"Where's my white collared shirt from Fred Segal!"

"Why don't you forget about the moose, for a moment!"

Almost every line from "Steel Magnolias"

by Anonymousreply 242April 13, 2024 5:36 PM

^^^^ "Drink your juice, Shelby." ^^^^

by Anonymousreply 243April 13, 2024 6:57 PM

"I cahn't TELL you how pleased I am to make your acquaintance!"

by Anonymousreply 244April 14, 2024 1:12 PM

"Mutual, I'm sure."

by Anonymousreply 245April 14, 2024 1:13 PM

"Is it twoo what they say about you people?"

by Anonymousreply 246April 14, 2024 1:13 PM

I've had two years to grow claws, mother, JUNGLE RED!

by Anonymousreply 247April 14, 2024 1:51 PM

"I can smell your cunt."

by Anonymousreply 248April 15, 2024 5:13 PM

I'm Beverly Boyer and I'm a pig.

by Anonymousreply 249April 15, 2024 5:22 PM

Bully for Bixby

by Anonymousreply 250April 15, 2024 7:52 PM

God, Dataloungers have great taste in films!

by Anonymousreply 251April 15, 2024 7:55 PM

“Who’s here? I’m here. We’re here”

When walking thru a dark park late at night it’s my way of making sure no one bothers me,

by Anonymousreply 252April 15, 2024 8:05 PM

Home is where you come when you run out of places.

by Anonymousreply 253April 15, 2024 8:35 PM

Has there been a death in your family? This is funny stuff!

There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold.

by Anonymousreply 254April 15, 2024 8:38 PM

Not from the movies...from "Designing Women:"

"You have me confused with someone who cares."

by Anonymousreply 255April 15, 2024 8:40 PM

I'm pretty sure we've made it this far without quoting The Boys in the Band. I've used "Hot stuff coming through!" more than once.

by Anonymousreply 256April 15, 2024 11:37 PM

“You cannot find peace by avoiding life”, from The Hours. I’ve pulled that line a couple times on friends trying to treat me like a free therapist, and they react like I’m the second coming of Gandhi.

by Anonymousreply 257April 16, 2024 12:42 AM

Sorry, R256. Check out R101.

by Anonymousreply 258April 16, 2024 6:15 AM

"My name is Pussy Galore!"

I use this in my professional life all the tie for meet 'n' greets.

by Anonymousreply 259April 24, 2024 11:01 PM

You didn't come for fun! (Every time someone is complaining about something.)

by Anonymousreply 260April 30, 2024 3:01 PM

One of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies Jack Sparrow said “I feel sullied and unusual”, I love that line.

Also “They’re coming to get you Barbara” from Night of the Living Dead.

by Anonymousreply 261April 30, 2024 3:13 PM

"One thing you can say about masturbation. You don't have to look your best."

by Anonymousreply 262April 30, 2024 3:14 PM

And then?

by Anonymousreply 263April 30, 2024 4:09 PM

"Do what? With a what? To the what?"

"I can't believe how much I'm going to kill you"

by Anonymousreply 264May 1, 2024 12:18 PM

[quote] [R217] Where in the world would you use that line in real life?

His family reunion, I suspect.

by Anonymousreply 265May 1, 2024 3:45 PM

It's back to the perfume counter for me.

by Anonymousreply 266June 6, 2024 4:38 PM

Last month I was at an event in Vegas and ran into a very cool and very straight friend who was using the crowded casino bathroom.

"Well, well, WELL, Rich Stevens!" I said as loud as I could. "Cruising the glory holes again?"

He grinned, threw his arms open, and yelled, "I'M SUCKING ALL THE DICKS!"

by Anonymousreply 267June 7, 2024 12:05 AM

The entirety of Heathers, The Goonies and Gosford Park.

by Anonymousreply 268June 7, 2024 12:35 AM

“What’s that man doing in my drawers??!”

by Anonymousreply 269June 7, 2024 1:34 AM

"When it comes to adversity I always rise to the occasion."

"I will snap you like a twig"

"You're not worth the bloodstain on the carpet"

by Anonymousreply 270June 7, 2024 1:40 AM

Whenever a bad situation unexpectedly becomes even worse:

"The swimming pool... the swimming pool, [italic]the swimming pool,[/italic] MY GOD SHE'S IN THE SWIMMING POOL!!"

by Anonymousreply 271June 7, 2024 1:49 AM

"I'm sorry, but when one's mind is on one's [italic]own[/italic] business..."

(when people ask me something about someone else that's none of their business)

by Anonymousreply 272June 7, 2024 1:53 AM

Writing a book, hippie? Why don't you go listen to some folk music and give me a break!

by Anonymousreply 273June 7, 2024 1:55 AM

Don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home?

by Anonymousreply 274June 7, 2024 1:59 AM

"Welcome to our humble chapeau"

by Anonymousreply 275June 7, 2024 2:04 AM

Marry him? Are you kidding? I'm getting an abortion and I can't wait!

by Anonymousreply 276June 7, 2024 3:10 AM

You, Madame, are a COCHON! And that means "PIG"!!

by Anonymousreply 277June 7, 2024 3:18 AM

All I want is to be left fucking alone!- Beaches (1988) Barbara Hershey as Hillary Whitney Essex.

by Anonymousreply 278June 7, 2024 4:07 AM

Every time I sign on to DL.

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by Anonymousreply 279June 10, 2024 7:31 PM

"Poor little flower". (All About Eve; Bette Davis)

"Well that's a novelty. Remind me to bake a cake" (Mildred Pierce; Eve Arden)

"What a dump." (Beyond the Forest; Bette Davis)

"Mules in horse harness." (Gone with the Wind; Hattie McDaniel)

"Who the fuck died and made you Grace Kelly?" (Working Girl; Alec Baldwin)

by Anonymousreply 280June 10, 2024 8:05 PM

"You take the blonde, I'll take the one with the turban"

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