DL fave Don Lemon's getting married this weekend!

I thought they were already married. I'm a little put out that I didn't get an invite. Pftt

Who gives a shit about that Piece of shit.

They always need a piece of white candy on their arms. It's so classy and shows you got status. Like a Tods bag made of ostrich or alligator skin.

Grease up the fucking machine!!

How did I know he'd be White?

I sent them a lovely fondue set.

That was you?

I hope it’s not a shotgun wedding.

“Open marriage”?

Congratulations boys!! See you this weekend :) I'll be in pink as usual & bringing mom- she SO excited! :)

I hear Elon Musk already gave the bride away

Wow about time. They've been together for what seems like 20 years already

Will Wendy Williams roll up in there on a scooter?

Don's going to write his own vow. It'll take at least an hour, offend half the congregation and put those left to sleep.

The Mail has the bitchiest story...

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LOL: Disgraced sex pest broadcaster Matt Lauer, fired CNN boss Jeff Zucker and accused killer Alec Baldwin were among the illustrious attendees.

[quote] Disgraced sex pest broadcaster Matt Lauer, fired CNN boss Jeff Zucker and accused killer Alec Baldwin were among the illustrious attendees.

Don Lemon's wedding: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

Yea, that'll last.

It'll have to. A girl's gotta eat.

I envy them.

Where are they registered?

[quote]Don Lemon's wedding: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

Don't be jealous, toots.

“The View”’s resident shit stirrer, Sunny Hostin, was one of the wedding guests.

Let’s party

Who dressed Boldoun? Frederick's of Hollywood?

The dogs make it look so cliched but at sor-bet, I don't know why I'm surprised.

So many long term gay relationships implode after they marry.

only to get divorced in a few years. Shameful!

He married the personification of Hezbollah?

What a really odd guest list.

[quote] What a really odd guest list.

Other racists like Lemon?

What a cry for attention

Who would invite Matt Lauer anywhere?

[quote] Who would invite Matt Lauer anywhere?

He's invited to sit on my dick anytime

Matt Lauer had consensual sex with a woman who continually sought him out, even after he was done with her. She didn't like it and #metooed him. I'd have no problem inviting Matt Lauer anywhere.

Interesting that they look the same age, despite Don being 18 years older.

R36, You honestly believe she was his one and only transgression?

What about his being able to lock his office door from his desk?

Why have none of his former colleagues offered public support, including his longtime co-host Katie Couric?

They used to make movies about degenerates like Lauer

Surprised he didn’t invite Woody Allen

Enough with this stupid damn wedding.

What? No Vaughn Hillyard?

CONGRATS!!

Wow,all those CNN anchors “friends of Don” Hope they don’t put in a good word for him and return the CUNT to CNN?

^ those were just for show

Don was a beautiful bride

They couldn’t find a sitter for the dogs?!

Cindy's generation didn't "get" gay marriage. Or interracial marriage.

[quote]Wow,all those CNN anchors “friends of Don” Hope they don’t put in a good word for him and return the CUNT to CNN?

They fired Don and Cuomo and now they are stuck in last place. Maybe they should bring Don and his ratings back.

The article says the groom is 40 (?!) He looks older than Don who is 58!!!

Yes, let's recall Don's powerful ratings and many other memorable contributions to CNN.

[quote] What about his being able to lock his office door from his desk?

HE WORKED IN NYC AFTER 9/11! OF COURSE HE HAD THAT SAFETY FEATURE. I'm so tired of hearing this like he had a kennel in his office and kept women chained up. It was a legitimate safety feature.

[quote] HE WORKED IN NYC AFTER 9/11! OF COURSE HE HAD THAT SAFETY FEATURE.

Yeah like Japanese executives after Godzilla all installed this safety feature

R36 + R52 Hi, Matt. 👋🏼

Donny, dear -- you're supposed to WEAR white, not marry it!

Could you imagine living with Don? My god. He's an emotional vampire.

Was Anderson the flower girl?

I'm sure Anderson WAS NOT invited.

I’ll give OP points for the clever German wordplay, but…

[quote] A scoop from nonagendarian

Oh DEAR!

R52 must be 12 years old.

Künte is not a German word. I thinks it’s Hungarian or Danish.

The gaggle discusses.

R62- Who cares – neither of them have any sex appeal.

One looks like a real estate agent, the other one like a news anchor.

Beyoncé sang lemonade!

Married just in time for his new show. I guess he needed a little publicity.

Will they now be adopting?

The younger one can still get pregnant.

Katie Couric knew about Matt Lauer, soo did Savannah.

Was it a shotgun wedding?

It was a pearl-handled pistol wedding.

Don on Bill Maher’s show has never looked better. Has he had some (very good) work?

Just going to say that, R72. He looked amazing.

And then he spokel