Lauren Boebert Underwent Emergency Surgery For A Blood Clot

missed it by THAT much!

Premature menopause followed by a 10-man gang bang fundraiser.

Lube is important, girl!

Boob implantation. Again

Did they have to operate or did they have religious freedom to opt out?

I’ll be hoping and praying for Ms. Boebert and timely recovery resulting in death or at least paralyzation,take good care Lauren.

Damn, a stroke would have been really handy.

Losers limp. She can’t win that election, so she’ll use this as an excuse to not campaign, blaming her loss on time away for health reasons.

Lauren Boebert Wicked Witch of the West's granddaughter?

Anal warts. Oldest story in the books.

The treatment is heels over heart!

Point those toes to Jesus, Lauren Boebert!

Why get medical treatment? Couldn't she just pray it away or shoot it out? She's a RINO in MAGA clothing!

I was thinking the same thing r8.

It looks like the old hooker isn't going to be re-elected so here's her excuse.

The son is up on multiple charges, her husband is a pervert and she was caught on tape giving a hand job to some random guy.

She really should spend more time with her family. They're all armed and crazy. What could go wrong?

Did she blame it on the vaccine yet?

And I’m sure it was all paid for with her government insurance she gets as a member of Congress, unlike the millions of Americans who would go broke or be in serious debt if they had to undergo the same procedure. Unfortunately that includes the millions of paycheck to paycheck Republicans who happily vote for those who want to strip them of their Medicaid and Medicare.

Medicare? Who needs Medicare when I can sell my Trumpy Bear and seven pairs of Never Surrender sneakers (still in the box!) for millions of dollars and then there's the Bitcoin Elon told me was going to make me enough to retire on.

Couldn't she just have injected bleach into her leg to break up the clot?

Part of why I'm hoping Boebert does not win in her new district is that should she win and surpass the 6-year mark in Congress, she and her family are then awarded LIFETIME health insurance on our dime. And you know the plan they're on is so far superior and cheap than anything I, as a member of the taxpaying public, can get or afford.

Reportedly an "acute blood clot". AT LAST, there's something about that bitch she can rightfully claim is cute.

Rep. Boebert asks you to respect her privacy while she completes her transition.

Thoughts and prayers

Fake. She wants sympathy for the election.

Or, she's going to use this as a way to resign from her seat in Congress rather than lose the election so she won't look like the loser she is for the rest of her life.

Saddle thrombus, something cats can get?

She wants to get the [italic]Butterfield 8[/italic] treatment, I see.

Fuck this TRICK; there's only one me, and I'm dead.

The anti-vaxxers are really at a loss here since one of their own got a blood clot. They do try to say that those who got the Covid vax do “shed” onto others, though.

[quote]Lauren Boebert, aka Sugar Baby Bobo, has no clue why she got a blood clot in her upper thigh

[quote] At the December soiree, which was the New York Young Republican Club’s annual gala, multiple witnesses saw a server tell Boebert they would not bring her any more alcohol, with one witness telling CNN the server told the congresswoman they believed she had been overserved. Throughout the night, Boebert also kept attempting to snap selfies with Trump, who was sitting at the same table as her. Eventually, Trump’s security detail stepped in and asked Boebert to stop, according to the witnesses, who attended the event and saw the interaction take place.

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[quote] GOP lawmakers who are close to Boebert describe someone who is fun to be around and is known to crack self-deprecating jokes about her situation. But whether that’s a quality that will matter to voters remains to be seen.

[quote] “She’s fun at a party. She’s been really cool. And she’s probably made more jokes about her own stupidity in that movie theater than I’ve heard elsewhere,” one GOP lawmaker told CNN. “I was critical of her at first, but now I am quite comfortable around her. To me, Lauren has gotten to be better.”

[quote]Blood Clot

What a nice word for it.

That's just it, r31. HIPAA protections will help insure that no information about her condition will ever come from the hospital or any healthcare providers she encountered. She could have a blood clot, dengue fever, an etopic pregnancy, cancer, or whatever. Not complaining about HIPAA at all, but it's a reality that she could use it to shield her condition.

No wonder why her brain doesn’t work. She must have blood clots all the time. That noggin is STARVED for nutrients!

But she can still give handjobs - right?

Unfortunately for her (and the rest of the country), evil and stupidity are inoperable.

Dreadful, miserable fuckups.

She looks like the chick who sucked off the football team in highschool. Cum Slut Supreme

Team Blood Clot

She's a drunk and a smoker.

"Sat at"?

...like...lapdances?

She's an old smoker on the pill. She's lucky she didn't stroke out. We're not

Lord, why didn't you take such nasty snatch?

Funny. God told me to tell Lauren that she's a rancid, putrid cunt.

Is this MAGAT code for abortion?

That’s old news bitch is still in congress

Blood clots are blocking intelligence to her brain.

[quote]God made it very clear that there were important conversations taking place at tables that I needed to be sat at.

No, the loud voice in her head said she should be seated at the children's table so the adults could speak without nip slips and hand jobs, and like her husband working the bowling alley, she could expose herself to little kids. Again.

Too bad we don't have a SAT test for members of Congress.