Is it the high heels?
Lauren Boebert Underwent Emergency Surgery For A Blood Clot
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 12, 2024 2:49 PM |
missed it by THAT much!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 3, 2024 2:02 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 3, 2024 2:03 AM |
Premature menopause followed by a 10-man gang bang fundraiser.
Lube is important, girl!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 3, 2024 2:03 AM |
Boob implantation. Again
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 3, 2024 2:06 AM |
Did they have to operate or did they have religious freedom to opt out?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 3, 2024 2:09 AM |
I’ll be hoping and praying for Ms. Boebert and timely recovery resulting in death or at least paralyzation,take good care Lauren.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 3, 2024 3:47 AM |
Damn, a stroke would have been really handy.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 3, 2024 3:58 AM |
Losers limp. She can’t win that election, so she’ll use this as an excuse to not campaign, blaming her loss on time away for health reasons.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 3, 2024 5:24 AM |
Lauren Boebert Wicked Witch of the West's granddaughter?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 3, 2024 5:25 AM |
Anal warts. Oldest story in the books.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 3, 2024 5:27 AM |
The treatment is heels over heart!
Point those toes to Jesus, Lauren Boebert!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 3, 2024 5:37 AM |
Why get medical treatment? Couldn't she just pray it away or shoot it out? She's a RINO in MAGA clothing!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 3, 2024 11:20 AM |
I was thinking the same thing r8.
It looks like the old hooker isn't going to be re-elected so here's her excuse.
The son is up on multiple charges, her husband is a pervert and she was caught on tape giving a hand job to some random guy.
She really should spend more time with her family. They're all armed and crazy. What could go wrong?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 3, 2024 11:34 AM |
Did she blame it on the vaccine yet?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 3, 2024 11:36 AM |
And I’m sure it was all paid for with her government insurance she gets as a member of Congress, unlike the millions of Americans who would go broke or be in serious debt if they had to undergo the same procedure. Unfortunately that includes the millions of paycheck to paycheck Republicans who happily vote for those who want to strip them of their Medicaid and Medicare.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 3, 2024 11:37 AM |
Medicare? Who needs Medicare when I can sell my Trumpy Bear and seven pairs of Never Surrender sneakers (still in the box!) for millions of dollars and then there's the Bitcoin Elon told me was going to make me enough to retire on.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 3, 2024 12:03 PM |
Couldn't she just have injected bleach into her leg to break up the clot?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 3, 2024 12:36 PM |
Part of why I'm hoping Boebert does not win in her new district is that should she win and surpass the 6-year mark in Congress, she and her family are then awarded LIFETIME health insurance on our dime. And you know the plan they're on is so far superior and cheap than anything I, as a member of the taxpaying public, can get or afford.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 3, 2024 4:11 PM |
Reportedly an "acute blood clot". AT LAST, there's something about that bitch she can rightfully claim is cute.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 3, 2024 4:15 PM |
Rep. Boebert asks you to respect her privacy while she completes her transition.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 3, 2024 4:22 PM |
Thoughts and prayers
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 3, 2024 4:27 PM |
Fake. She wants sympathy for the election.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 3, 2024 4:30 PM |
Or, she's going to use this as a way to resign from her seat in Congress rather than lose the election so she won't look like the loser she is for the rest of her life.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 4, 2024 10:30 AM |
Saddle thrombus, something cats can get?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 4, 2024 10:34 AM |
She wants to get the [italic]Butterfield 8[/italic] treatment, I see.
Fuck this TRICK; there's only one me, and I'm dead.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 4, 2024 10:46 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 4, 2024 8:56 PM |
The anti-vaxxers are really at a loss here since one of their own got a blood clot. They do try to say that those who got the Covid vax do “shed” onto others, though.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 4, 2024 9:14 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 5, 2024 12:48 AM |
[quote]Lauren Boebert, aka Sugar Baby Bobo, has no clue why she got a blood clot in her upper thigh
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 5, 2024 1:58 AM |
[quote] At the December soiree, which was the New York Young Republican Club’s annual gala, multiple witnesses saw a server tell Boebert they would not bring her any more alcohol, with one witness telling CNN the server told the congresswoman they believed she had been overserved. Throughout the night, Boebert also kept attempting to snap selfies with Trump, who was sitting at the same table as her. Eventually, Trump’s security detail stepped in and asked Boebert to stop, according to the witnesses, who attended the event and saw the interaction take place.
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[quote] GOP lawmakers who are close to Boebert describe someone who is fun to be around and is known to crack self-deprecating jokes about her situation. But whether that’s a quality that will matter to voters remains to be seen.
[quote] “She’s fun at a party. She’s been really cool. And she’s probably made more jokes about her own stupidity in that movie theater than I’ve heard elsewhere,” one GOP lawmaker told CNN. “I was critical of her at first, but now I am quite comfortable around her. To me, Lauren has gotten to be better.”
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 5, 2024 12:39 PM |
[quote]Blood Clot
What a nice word for it.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 5, 2024 12:45 PM |
That's just it, r31. HIPAA protections will help insure that no information about her condition will ever come from the hospital or any healthcare providers she encountered. She could have a blood clot, dengue fever, an etopic pregnancy, cancer, or whatever. Not complaining about HIPAA at all, but it's a reality that she could use it to shield her condition.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 5, 2024 2:24 PM |
No wonder why her brain doesn’t work. She must have blood clots all the time. That noggin is STARVED for nutrients!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 5, 2024 2:45 PM |
But she can still give handjobs - right?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 5, 2024 2:49 PM |
Unfortunately for her (and the rest of the country), evil and stupidity are inoperable.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 5, 2024 5:44 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 17, 2024 8:57 AM |
Dreadful, miserable fuckups.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 17, 2024 11:20 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 11, 2024 11:01 PM |
She looks like the chick who sucked off the football team in highschool. Cum Slut Supreme
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 11, 2024 11:07 PM |
Team Blood Clot
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 11, 2024 11:11 PM |
She's a drunk and a smoker.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 11, 2024 11:37 PM |
She's an old smoker on the pill. She's lucky she didn't stroke out. We're not
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 12, 2024 1:03 AM |
Lord, why didn't you take such nasty snatch?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 12, 2024 1:09 AM |
Funny. God told me to tell Lauren that she's a rancid, putrid cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 12, 2024 1:12 AM |
Is this MAGAT code for abortion?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 12, 2024 5:02 AM |
That’s old news bitch is still in congress
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 12, 2024 6:04 AM |
Blood clots are blocking intelligence to her brain.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 12, 2024 6:14 AM |
[quote]God made it very clear that there were important conversations taking place at tables that I needed to be sat at.
No, the loud voice in her head said she should be seated at the children's table so the adults could speak without nip slips and hand jobs, and like her husband working the bowling alley, she could expose herself to little kids. Again.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 12, 2024 2:44 PM |
Too bad we don't have a SAT test for members of Congress.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 12, 2024 2:49 PM |