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Melania and Barron make rare public appearance attending Easter brunch

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by Anonymousreply 89April 5, 2024 12:34 AM

They re so totally fucking!

by Anonymousreply 1April 3, 2024 12:27 AM

God bless that kid!

I hope he’s hung like his mother.

by Anonymousreply 2April 3, 2024 12:30 AM

He has 3 arms?

by Anonymousreply 3April 3, 2024 12:30 AM

Good catch, R3!

by Anonymousreply 4April 3, 2024 12:33 AM

R3 That's what I thought ! But there's a hint of someone behind him if you look closely - I think it may be his father. He sure is gangly.

by Anonymousreply 5April 3, 2024 12:33 AM

Jesus, the kid already has his father’s hairline,

(Or maybe the doorman’s)

by Anonymousreply 6April 3, 2024 12:33 AM

He's the most attractive of Trump's sons(which isn't saying much but...)

by Anonymousreply 7April 3, 2024 12:34 AM

He’s got that thumb up Taking after dad unfortunately

by Anonymousreply 8April 3, 2024 12:36 AM

He looks special needs

by Anonymousreply 9April 3, 2024 12:36 AM

He’s got that stupid thumb up

Taking after dad unfortunately

by Anonymousreply 10April 3, 2024 12:37 AM

He’s got that stupid thumb up like dad

Not a good sign

by Anonymousreply 11April 3, 2024 12:38 AM

If he is a Trump spawn, I see penis enlargement surgery for this 21st birthday.

by Anonymousreply 12April 3, 2024 12:39 AM


by Anonymousreply 13April 3, 2024 12:41 AM

I wear long dress but no panty for Easter Egg surprise. Guess how many Egg got hided in Poosey?

by Anonymousreply 14April 3, 2024 12:44 AM

She looks pretty. Too bad she’s so useless.

by Anonymousreply 15April 3, 2024 12:46 AM

R14 I can't stop laughing !

by Anonymousreply 16April 3, 2024 12:46 AM

Soulless eyes, stoic demeanor. Block shaped head. Potato chip thin lips. Just like his father. I feel sorry for this one. This kid has known nothing but chaos his entire life. Hooker mother, criminal father.

by Anonymousreply 17April 3, 2024 12:47 AM

They're just lik the Eurotrash version of Liz Hurley and Damian!

by Anonymousreply 18April 3, 2024 12:56 AM

She looks refreshed from a spring tune-up.

by Anonymousreply 19April 3, 2024 1:01 AM

Fire bad! Me want food!

by Anonymousreply 20April 3, 2024 1:01 AM

She looks great when she smiles. I've never seen that before. She usually looks like a meerkat.

by Anonymousreply 21April 3, 2024 1:13 AM

I foolishly hoped this kid would grow up normal and polite, disgusted by all his father did. The Zoolander mug, the thumbs-up for the camera, and the ugly solid-color sateen tie sort of destroy that illusion. Impolite to say about someone his age, but it looks like he’s on the fast track to being a low class piece of shit like his half brothers.

by Anonymousreply 22April 3, 2024 1:25 AM

I hope they don't put him on the campaign trail, the media will build him up as the next JFK Jr.

by Anonymousreply 23April 3, 2024 1:33 AM

What's the point of bullying this kid? He can't help his height or who his parents are.

by Anonymousreply 24April 3, 2024 1:42 AM

[quote]What's the point of bullying this kid? He can't help his height or who his parents are.

Excuse me, but are you lost?

by Anonymousreply 25April 3, 2024 1:50 AM

While nobody can accuse him of being a small-fingered vulgarian, I’ve got to ask: why doesn’t he have lips?

by Anonymousreply 26April 3, 2024 1:53 AM

Well, I was going to walk up to him at Mar-A-Lago and call him Frankenstein's monster, but you've convinced me otherwise, r24.

by Anonymousreply 27April 3, 2024 1:54 AM


by Anonymousreply 28April 3, 2024 1:54 AM


Nice try, but I’m not sure the boy can speak.

Also, he apparently attended a special school.

by Anonymousreply 29April 3, 2024 1:56 AM

R29 They will have to drag him our to speak on his sperm donor's behalf at the Repuke Convention as Vanky is sitting this one out and I'm not sure even Chachi will show up this time.

by Anonymousreply 30April 3, 2024 2:50 AM

Oh look. Another Trump thread.

by Anonymousreply 31April 3, 2024 2:58 AM

[quote]Short-fingered!!—Grayson Carter


by Anonymousreply 32April 3, 2024 3:01 AM

He’s got this Frank Sinatra, Jr., thing going on. Frankie went immediately from child to middle-aged, never fitting in with his contemporaries in the ‘60s.

by Anonymousreply 33April 3, 2024 3:05 AM

He'd make a good Lurch if he goes into acting.

by Anonymousreply 34April 3, 2024 3:07 AM

They're just going to dinner but it's treated like a private movie premiere. I assume they didn't go to church.

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by Anonymousreply 35April 3, 2024 8:11 AM

Trump awkwardly cuddles grandkids for the cameras, looking 90 without makeup.

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by Anonymousreply 36April 3, 2024 8:22 AM

Many young men of his stature would be playing basketball and would've been recruited by a college team by now.

I wonder why that hasn't happened...

Or maybe I don't.

by Anonymousreply 37April 3, 2024 8:47 AM

I 'm telling you, antichrist! We need to shave his head to see if the 666 is there. 👿

by Anonymousreply 38April 3, 2024 10:15 AM

because all tall people should be playing basketball...

by Anonymousreply 39April 3, 2024 10:23 AM

He has a future in show business...

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by Anonymousreply 40April 3, 2024 10:28 AM

Isn’t that Melania’s father, not Donald, in the photo?

by Anonymousreply 41April 3, 2024 10:36 AM

Basketball? He's about as athletic and well-coordinated as his father.

by Anonymousreply 42April 3, 2024 10:42 AM

Barron needs a glow up.

by Anonymousreply 43April 3, 2024 10:49 AM

He's got 3 arms! I knew this kid wasn't right!

by Anonymousreply 44April 3, 2024 11:15 AM

[quote] He has 3 arms?

And what’s wrong with that?

by Anonymousreply 45April 3, 2024 11:22 AM

Fifteen fingers for grabbin' that pussy.

by Anonymousreply 46April 3, 2024 11:28 AM

Bless his heart. Those Trump genes are strong.

by Anonymousreply 47April 3, 2024 12:43 PM

Was this a poor photoshop? What's with the three arms?

by Anonymousreply 48April 3, 2024 1:12 PM

Melania looks very different. I wonder if she had work done on her face ? Maybe that's why she's been in hiding for the past few months ? She doesn't look the same - she looks younger than her 54 years.

by Anonymousreply 49April 3, 2024 1:33 PM

Melania does look refreshed.

by Anonymousreply 50April 3, 2024 2:13 PM

This family needs a murder suicide

by Anonymousreply 51April 3, 2024 2:20 PM

Never seen a more dead-looking kid.

by Anonymousreply 52April 3, 2024 2:21 PM

I'm still laughing my ass off at R14. He should do a whole thread on Melania's comments.

by Anonymousreply 53April 3, 2024 2:23 PM

Jeez. Trump nor his son have thin lips, people! They have asshole lips. Get it straight!

by Anonymousreply 54April 3, 2024 2:43 PM

Coinslot lips to be precise.

by Anonymousreply 55April 3, 2024 2:45 PM

Melania looks good here. I guess the last check didn't bounce.

by Anonymousreply 56April 3, 2024 3:00 PM

She looks good because she's smiling and the photo is blurry.

by Anonymousreply 57April 3, 2024 3:18 PM

[quote] She looks good because she's smiling and the photo is blurry.

And the Donald is nowhere in sight.

by Anonymousreply 58April 3, 2024 3:38 PM

That’s a very weird, blurry looking photo. Like it’s from the 1970s or something.

by Anonymousreply 59April 3, 2024 4:17 PM

Imagine having that thing for a father? Small wonder he’s completely fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 60April 3, 2024 4:20 PM

[quote] That’s a very weird, blurry looking photo. Like it’s from the 1970s or something.

Maybe it was taken by one of Trump’s superfans, a 78 year old woman still using the flip phone she stole from a Nokia store in 2004.

by Anonymousreply 61April 3, 2024 4:22 PM

Barron looks fine although super tall. Geez he does look like his father, though but more attractive. Melania looks good for being Satan's mistress.

by Anonymousreply 62April 3, 2024 4:29 PM

I still say she had major work done, and that's why we haven't seen her the past few months. She debuted her new 'refreshed face' this weekend, and is now ready for the campaign trail this spring / summer. Perhaps a new hair style, too.

by Anonymousreply 63April 3, 2024 6:25 PM

R14 BAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank you for making me laugh out loud on this rainy ass day. Appreciate our witty DataLoungers.

by Anonymousreply 64April 3, 2024 7:15 PM

[quote]Barron looks fine

He looks...touched, r62.

by Anonymousreply 65April 3, 2024 7:23 PM

He looks SO MUCH like the DONALD

Far more than his older odious sons.

by Anonymousreply 66April 3, 2024 7:23 PM

^ Except all Trump kids are dumb as a box of rocks. They all got that from daddy

by Anonymousreply 67April 3, 2024 7:28 PM

But Barron get hees smarts from street from me.

by Anonymousreply 68April 3, 2024 7:42 PM

"Melania looks very different."

Trump put his Living Barbie* on Ozempic* and paid for a cosmetic refresh. She was getting a little too Iron Curtain fishwife-y.

by Anonymousreply 69April 3, 2024 8:14 PM

You have to admit she looks snatched af.

by Anonymousreply 70April 3, 2024 8:19 PM

I used to think she was only sticking with the orange twat until Barron turned 18, on the understanding that he'd then be an adult so Trump couldn't get full custody of him and stop Melania from seeing him.

However, in this photo she looks happier than ever with the prospect of being the First Lady for a second time coming.

by Anonymousreply 71April 3, 2024 8:42 PM

R71 She looks happier than ever with the prospect of her husband going to jail.

by Anonymousreply 72April 3, 2024 8:45 PM

^ She looks happier than ever because Trump running for President means a new pre-nup for her

by Anonymousreply 73April 3, 2024 8:56 PM

Still laughing at R14

by Anonymousreply 74April 4, 2024 1:22 AM

R73 I bet she's annoyed at the prospect of being First Lady again. She always looked miserable in that role.

by Anonymousreply 75April 4, 2024 8:19 AM

^ She was, but like any good whore money is the only way to her heart

by Anonymousreply 76April 4, 2024 8:32 AM

Shit...after his latest growth spurt he really looks like his father. Poor bastard.

by Anonymousreply 77April 4, 2024 8:33 AM

Yeah before this he didn't look as much like Trump. Also he seemed quite introverted so I thought maybe he'd distance himself from his father once he was older.

But the 'thumbs up' pose along with the swagger in his step makes me think he's just going to be another Trump child.

by Anonymousreply 78April 4, 2024 9:06 AM

Good God, he's already doing that thumbs up stupidity he learned from his putrid father.

by Anonymousreply 79April 4, 2024 10:05 AM

Looks like his dad...even down to the stupid thumbs up pose.

by Anonymousreply 80April 4, 2024 10:08 AM

I hope he hates his step brothers. He's tall enough already, but doesn't look strong enough to beat the shit out of them. He needs to start working out so he can put the fear of God into those two scumbags.

by Anonymousreply 81April 4, 2024 10:29 AM

Wonderfully flattering Grecian dress, she looks like she's about to light the Olympic flame. Hate her all you want, but you gotta give credit where credit's due – when's the last time a former FPOTUS looked this radiant? Or maybe it's just the shitty photo quality, I don't know.

by Anonymousreply 82April 4, 2024 10:52 AM

^ What credit? She's rich, she should look good. She spent a lot of money to look like that. She has no other discernible attributes other than maybe a trick pelvis and a double jointed jaw

by Anonymousreply 83April 4, 2024 11:04 AM

I'd love to hate on him but I don't have any more left having spent it on the rest of his klan.

by Anonymousreply 84April 4, 2024 12:08 PM

[quote] I hope he hates his step brothers

Half brothers

by Anonymousreply 85April 4, 2024 8:00 PM

If Melania was smart, she'd talk to Marla Maples about how she successfully kept Tiffany away from those goons known as the Trumps.

by Anonymousreply 86April 4, 2024 10:45 PM

Don't we all have fans who cheer and clap as we walk to brunch?

by Anonymousreply 87April 4, 2024 10:56 PM

^ Marla took Tiffany and moved across the country, she had very little contact with her "family" growing up. Good for her

by Anonymousreply 88April 4, 2024 11:04 PM

[quote] Marla took Tiffany and moved across the country, she had very little contact with her "family" growing up. Good for her

Marla was the Jackie Kennedy of the family.

by Anonymousreply 89April 5, 2024 12:34 AM
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