Melania and Barron make rare public appearance attending Easter brunch

They re so totally fucking!

God bless that kid!

I hope he’s hung like his mother.

He has 3 arms?

Good catch, R3!

R3 That's what I thought ! But there's a hint of someone behind him if you look closely - I think it may be his father. He sure is gangly.

Jesus, the kid already has his father’s hairline,

(Or maybe the doorman’s)

He's the most attractive of Trump's sons(which isn't saying much but...)

He’s got that thumb up Taking after dad unfortunately

He looks special needs

He’s got that stupid thumb up

Taking after dad unfortunately

He’s got that stupid thumb up like dad

Not a good sign

If he is a Trump spawn, I see penis enlargement surgery for this 21st birthday.

Gross

I wear long dress but no panty for Easter Egg surprise. Guess how many Egg got hided in Poosey?

She looks pretty. Too bad she’s so useless.

R14 I can't stop laughing !

Soulless eyes, stoic demeanor. Block shaped head. Potato chip thin lips. Just like his father. I feel sorry for this one. This kid has known nothing but chaos his entire life. Hooker mother, criminal father.

They're just lik the Eurotrash version of Liz Hurley and Damian!

She looks refreshed from a spring tune-up.

Fire bad! Me want food!

She looks great when she smiles. I've never seen that before. She usually looks like a meerkat.

I foolishly hoped this kid would grow up normal and polite, disgusted by all his father did. The Zoolander mug, the thumbs-up for the camera, and the ugly solid-color sateen tie sort of destroy that illusion. Impolite to say about someone his age, but it looks like he’s on the fast track to being a low class piece of shit like his half brothers.

I hope they don't put him on the campaign trail, the media will build him up as the next JFK Jr.

What's the point of bullying this kid? He can't help his height or who his parents are.

[quote]What's the point of bullying this kid? He can't help his height or who his parents are.

Excuse me, but are you lost?

While nobody can accuse him of being a small-fingered vulgarian, I’ve got to ask: why doesn’t he have lips?

Well, I was going to walk up to him at Mar-A-Lago and call him Frankenstein's monster, but you've convinced me otherwise, r24.

Short-fingered!!

R23.

Nice try, but I’m not sure the boy can speak.

Also, he apparently attended a special school.

R29 They will have to drag him our to speak on his sperm donor's behalf at the Repuke Convention as Vanky is sitting this one out and I'm not sure even Chachi will show up this time.

Oh look. Another Trump thread.

[quote]Short-fingered!!—Grayson Carter

Graydon!!

He’s got this Frank Sinatra, Jr., thing going on. Frankie went immediately from child to middle-aged, never fitting in with his contemporaries in the ‘60s.

He'd make a good Lurch if he goes into acting.

They're just going to dinner but it's treated like a private movie premiere. I assume they didn't go to church.

Trump awkwardly cuddles grandkids for the cameras, looking 90 without makeup.

Many young men of his stature would be playing basketball and would've been recruited by a college team by now.

I wonder why that hasn't happened...

Or maybe I don't.

I 'm telling you, antichrist! We need to shave his head to see if the 666 is there. 👿

because all tall people should be playing basketball...

He has a future in show business...

Isn’t that Melania’s father, not Donald, in the photo?

Basketball? He's about as athletic and well-coordinated as his father.

Barron needs a glow up.

He's got 3 arms! I knew this kid wasn't right!

[quote] He has 3 arms?

And what’s wrong with that?

Fifteen fingers for grabbin' that pussy.

Bless his heart. Those Trump genes are strong.

Was this a poor photoshop? What's with the three arms?

Melania looks very different. I wonder if she had work done on her face ? Maybe that's why she's been in hiding for the past few months ? She doesn't look the same - she looks younger than her 54 years.

Melania does look refreshed.

This family needs a murder suicide

Never seen a more dead-looking kid.

I'm still laughing my ass off at R14. He should do a whole thread on Melania's comments.

Jeez. Trump nor his son have thin lips, people! They have asshole lips. Get it straight!

Coinslot lips to be precise.

Melania looks good here. I guess the last check didn't bounce.

She looks good because she's smiling and the photo is blurry.

[quote] She looks good because she's smiling and the photo is blurry.

And the Donald is nowhere in sight.

That’s a very weird, blurry looking photo. Like it’s from the 1970s or something.

Imagine having that thing for a father? Small wonder he’s completely fucked up.

[quote] That’s a very weird, blurry looking photo. Like it’s from the 1970s or something.

Maybe it was taken by one of Trump’s superfans, a 78 year old woman still using the flip phone she stole from a Nokia store in 2004.

Barron looks fine although super tall. Geez he does look like his father, though but more attractive. Melania looks good for being Satan's mistress.

I still say she had major work done, and that's why we haven't seen her the past few months. She debuted her new 'refreshed face' this weekend, and is now ready for the campaign trail this spring / summer. Perhaps a new hair style, too.

R14 BAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank you for making me laugh out loud on this rainy ass day. Appreciate our witty DataLoungers.

[quote]Barron looks fine

He looks...touched, r62.

He looks SO MUCH like the DONALD

Far more than his older odious sons.

^ Except all Trump kids are dumb as a box of rocks. They all got that from daddy

But Barron get hees smarts from street from me.

"Melania looks very different."

Trump put his Living Barbie* on Ozempic* and paid for a cosmetic refresh. She was getting a little too Iron Curtain fishwife-y.

You have to admit she looks snatched af.

I used to think she was only sticking with the orange twat until Barron turned 18, on the understanding that he'd then be an adult so Trump couldn't get full custody of him and stop Melania from seeing him.

However, in this photo she looks happier than ever with the prospect of being the First Lady for a second time coming.

R71 She looks happier than ever with the prospect of her husband going to jail.

^ She looks happier than ever because Trump running for President means a new pre-nup for her

Still laughing at R14

R73 I bet she's annoyed at the prospect of being First Lady again. She always looked miserable in that role.

^ She was, but like any good whore money is the only way to her heart

Shit...after his latest growth spurt he really looks like his father. Poor bastard.

Yeah before this he didn't look as much like Trump. Also he seemed quite introverted so I thought maybe he'd distance himself from his father once he was older.

But the 'thumbs up' pose along with the swagger in his step makes me think he's just going to be another Trump child.

Good God, he's already doing that thumbs up stupidity he learned from his putrid father.

Looks like his dad...even down to the stupid thumbs up pose.

I hope he hates his step brothers. He's tall enough already, but doesn't look strong enough to beat the shit out of them. He needs to start working out so he can put the fear of God into those two scumbags.

Wonderfully flattering Grecian dress, she looks like she's about to light the Olympic flame. Hate her all you want, but you gotta give credit where credit's due – when's the last time a former FPOTUS looked this radiant? Or maybe it's just the shitty photo quality, I don't know.

^ What credit? She's rich, she should look good. She spent a lot of money to look like that. She has no other discernible attributes other than maybe a trick pelvis and a double jointed jaw

I'd love to hate on him but I don't have any more left having spent it on the rest of his klan.

[quote] I hope he hates his step brothers

Half brothers

If Melania was smart, she'd talk to Marla Maples about how she successfully kept Tiffany away from those goons known as the Trumps.

Don't we all have fans who cheer and clap as we walk to brunch?

^ Marla took Tiffany and moved across the country, she had very little contact with her "family" growing up. Good for her

[quote] Marla took Tiffany and moved across the country, she had very little contact with her "family" growing up. Good for her

Marla was the Jackie Kennedy of the family.