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Melania and Barron make rare public appearance attending Easter brunch
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 5, 2024 12:34 AM |
They re so totally fucking!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 3, 2024 12:27 AM |
God bless that kid!
I hope he’s hung like his mother.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 3, 2024 12:30 AM |
He has 3 arms?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 3, 2024 12:30 AM |
Good catch, R3!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 3, 2024 12:33 AM |
R3 That's what I thought ! But there's a hint of someone behind him if you look closely - I think it may be his father. He sure is gangly.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 3, 2024 12:33 AM |
Jesus, the kid already has his father’s hairline,
(Or maybe the doorman’s)
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 3, 2024 12:33 AM |
He's the most attractive of Trump's sons(which isn't saying much but...)
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 3, 2024 12:34 AM |
He’s got that thumb up Taking after dad unfortunately
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 3, 2024 12:36 AM |
He looks special needs
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 3, 2024 12:36 AM |
He’s got that stupid thumb up
Taking after dad unfortunately
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 3, 2024 12:37 AM |
He’s got that stupid thumb up like dad
Not a good sign
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 3, 2024 12:38 AM |
If he is a Trump spawn, I see penis enlargement surgery for this 21st birthday.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 3, 2024 12:39 AM |
Gross
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 3, 2024 12:41 AM |
I wear long dress but no panty for Easter Egg surprise. Guess how many Egg got hided in Poosey?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 3, 2024 12:44 AM |
She looks pretty. Too bad she’s so useless.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 3, 2024 12:46 AM |
R14 I can't stop laughing !
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 3, 2024 12:46 AM |
Soulless eyes, stoic demeanor. Block shaped head. Potato chip thin lips. Just like his father. I feel sorry for this one. This kid has known nothing but chaos his entire life. Hooker mother, criminal father.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 3, 2024 12:47 AM |
They're just lik the Eurotrash version of Liz Hurley and Damian!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 3, 2024 12:56 AM |
She looks refreshed from a spring tune-up.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 3, 2024 1:01 AM |
Fire bad! Me want food!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 3, 2024 1:01 AM |
She looks great when she smiles. I've never seen that before. She usually looks like a meerkat.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 3, 2024 1:13 AM |
I foolishly hoped this kid would grow up normal and polite, disgusted by all his father did. The Zoolander mug, the thumbs-up for the camera, and the ugly solid-color sateen tie sort of destroy that illusion. Impolite to say about someone his age, but it looks like he’s on the fast track to being a low class piece of shit like his half brothers.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 3, 2024 1:25 AM |
I hope they don't put him on the campaign trail, the media will build him up as the next JFK Jr.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 3, 2024 1:33 AM |
What's the point of bullying this kid? He can't help his height or who his parents are.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 3, 2024 1:42 AM |
[quote]What's the point of bullying this kid? He can't help his height or who his parents are.
Excuse me, but are you lost?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 3, 2024 1:50 AM |
While nobody can accuse him of being a small-fingered vulgarian, I’ve got to ask: why doesn’t he have lips?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 3, 2024 1:53 AM |
Well, I was going to walk up to him at Mar-A-Lago and call him Frankenstein's monster, but you've convinced me otherwise, r24.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 3, 2024 1:54 AM |
Short-fingered!!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 3, 2024 1:54 AM |
R23.
Nice try, but I’m not sure the boy can speak.
Also, he apparently attended a special school.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 3, 2024 1:56 AM |
R29 They will have to drag him our to speak on his sperm donor's behalf at the Repuke Convention as Vanky is sitting this one out and I'm not sure even Chachi will show up this time.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 3, 2024 2:50 AM |
Oh look. Another Trump thread.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 3, 2024 2:58 AM |
[quote]Short-fingered!!—Grayson Carter
Graydon!!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 3, 2024 3:01 AM |
He’s got this Frank Sinatra, Jr., thing going on. Frankie went immediately from child to middle-aged, never fitting in with his contemporaries in the ‘60s.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 3, 2024 3:05 AM |
He'd make a good Lurch if he goes into acting.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 3, 2024 3:07 AM |
They're just going to dinner but it's treated like a private movie premiere. I assume they didn't go to church.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 3, 2024 8:11 AM |
Trump awkwardly cuddles grandkids for the cameras, looking 90 without makeup.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 3, 2024 8:22 AM |
Many young men of his stature would be playing basketball and would've been recruited by a college team by now.
I wonder why that hasn't happened...
Or maybe I don't.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 3, 2024 8:47 AM |
I 'm telling you, antichrist! We need to shave his head to see if the 666 is there. 👿
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 3, 2024 10:15 AM |
because all tall people should be playing basketball...
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 3, 2024 10:23 AM |
Isn’t that Melania’s father, not Donald, in the photo?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 3, 2024 10:36 AM |
Basketball? He's about as athletic and well-coordinated as his father.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 3, 2024 10:42 AM |
Barron needs a glow up.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 3, 2024 10:49 AM |
He's got 3 arms! I knew this kid wasn't right!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 3, 2024 11:15 AM |
[quote] He has 3 arms?
And what’s wrong with that?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 3, 2024 11:22 AM |
Fifteen fingers for grabbin' that pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 3, 2024 11:28 AM |
Bless his heart. Those Trump genes are strong.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 3, 2024 12:43 PM |
Was this a poor photoshop? What's with the three arms?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 3, 2024 1:12 PM |
Melania looks very different. I wonder if she had work done on her face ? Maybe that's why she's been in hiding for the past few months ? She doesn't look the same - she looks younger than her 54 years.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 3, 2024 1:33 PM |
Melania does look refreshed.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 3, 2024 2:13 PM |
This family needs a murder suicide
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 3, 2024 2:20 PM |
Never seen a more dead-looking kid.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 3, 2024 2:21 PM |
I'm still laughing my ass off at R14. He should do a whole thread on Melania's comments.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 3, 2024 2:23 PM |
Jeez. Trump nor his son have thin lips, people! They have asshole lips. Get it straight!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 3, 2024 2:43 PM |
Coinslot lips to be precise.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 3, 2024 2:45 PM |
Melania looks good here. I guess the last check didn't bounce.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 3, 2024 3:00 PM |
She looks good because she's smiling and the photo is blurry.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 3, 2024 3:18 PM |
[quote] She looks good because she's smiling and the photo is blurry.
And the Donald is nowhere in sight.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 3, 2024 3:38 PM |
That’s a very weird, blurry looking photo. Like it’s from the 1970s or something.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 3, 2024 4:17 PM |
Imagine having that thing for a father? Small wonder he’s completely fucked up.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 3, 2024 4:20 PM |
[quote] That’s a very weird, blurry looking photo. Like it’s from the 1970s or something.
Maybe it was taken by one of Trump’s superfans, a 78 year old woman still using the flip phone she stole from a Nokia store in 2004.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 3, 2024 4:22 PM |
Barron looks fine although super tall. Geez he does look like his father, though but more attractive. Melania looks good for being Satan's mistress.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 3, 2024 4:29 PM |
I still say she had major work done, and that's why we haven't seen her the past few months. She debuted her new 'refreshed face' this weekend, and is now ready for the campaign trail this spring / summer. Perhaps a new hair style, too.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 3, 2024 6:25 PM |
R14 BAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank you for making me laugh out loud on this rainy ass day. Appreciate our witty DataLoungers.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 3, 2024 7:15 PM |
[quote]Barron looks fine
He looks...touched, r62.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 3, 2024 7:23 PM |
He looks SO MUCH like the DONALD
Far more than his older odious sons.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 3, 2024 7:23 PM |
^ Except all Trump kids are dumb as a box of rocks. They all got that from daddy
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 3, 2024 7:28 PM |
But Barron get hees smarts from street from me.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 3, 2024 7:42 PM |
"Melania looks very different."
Trump put his Living Barbie* on Ozempic* and paid for a cosmetic refresh. She was getting a little too Iron Curtain fishwife-y.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 3, 2024 8:14 PM |
You have to admit she looks snatched af.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 3, 2024 8:19 PM |
I used to think she was only sticking with the orange twat until Barron turned 18, on the understanding that he'd then be an adult so Trump couldn't get full custody of him and stop Melania from seeing him.
However, in this photo she looks happier than ever with the prospect of being the First Lady for a second time coming.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 3, 2024 8:42 PM |
R71 She looks happier than ever with the prospect of her husband going to jail.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 3, 2024 8:45 PM |
^ She looks happier than ever because Trump running for President means a new pre-nup for her
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 3, 2024 8:56 PM |
Still laughing at R14
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 4, 2024 1:22 AM |
R73 I bet she's annoyed at the prospect of being First Lady again. She always looked miserable in that role.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 4, 2024 8:19 AM |
^ She was, but like any good whore money is the only way to her heart
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 4, 2024 8:32 AM |
Shit...after his latest growth spurt he really looks like his father. Poor bastard.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 4, 2024 8:33 AM |
Yeah before this he didn't look as much like Trump. Also he seemed quite introverted so I thought maybe he'd distance himself from his father once he was older.
But the 'thumbs up' pose along with the swagger in his step makes me think he's just going to be another Trump child.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 4, 2024 9:06 AM |
Good God, he's already doing that thumbs up stupidity he learned from his putrid father.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 4, 2024 10:05 AM |
Looks like his dad...even down to the stupid thumbs up pose.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 4, 2024 10:08 AM |
I hope he hates his step brothers. He's tall enough already, but doesn't look strong enough to beat the shit out of them. He needs to start working out so he can put the fear of God into those two scumbags.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 4, 2024 10:29 AM |
Wonderfully flattering Grecian dress, she looks like she's about to light the Olympic flame. Hate her all you want, but you gotta give credit where credit's due – when's the last time a former FPOTUS looked this radiant? Or maybe it's just the shitty photo quality, I don't know.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 4, 2024 10:52 AM |
^ What credit? She's rich, she should look good. She spent a lot of money to look like that. She has no other discernible attributes other than maybe a trick pelvis and a double jointed jaw
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 4, 2024 11:04 AM |
I'd love to hate on him but I don't have any more left having spent it on the rest of his klan.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 4, 2024 12:08 PM |
[quote] I hope he hates his step brothers
Half brothers
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 4, 2024 8:00 PM |
If Melania was smart, she'd talk to Marla Maples about how she successfully kept Tiffany away from those goons known as the Trumps.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 4, 2024 10:45 PM |
Don't we all have fans who cheer and clap as we walk to brunch?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 4, 2024 10:56 PM |
^ Marla took Tiffany and moved across the country, she had very little contact with her "family" growing up. Good for her
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 4, 2024 11:04 PM |
[quote] Marla took Tiffany and moved across the country, she had very little contact with her "family" growing up. Good for her
Marla was the Jackie Kennedy of the family.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 5, 2024 12:34 AM |