Change A Story
Change a story to reflect reality.
In The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy returns to Munchkinland only to be told by Glinda that she could have gone home anytime by tapping her heels.
“You bitch,” cried Dorothy, “I have an elderly aunt and uncle who may be in trouble or dead.” With that, she picked up a bucket of water and threw it on Glinda. As she watched Glinda melting, she said, “To answer your first question, I’m a bad ass witch.”
Very slowly one of the men from the Lollipop Guild, crept over to Glinda’s puddle and snatched her blonde wig. “This may come in handy someday” he thought as he stuffed the wig under his shirt.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 2, 2024 8:24 PM
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The brand of the sled was Soredub. Charles Foster Kane was dyslexic.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 2, 2024 5:47 PM
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Kevin McAllister's parents were arrested for child neglect.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 2, 2024 6:06 PM
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Daddy Warbucks adopted Annie with the sole purpose of molesting her.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 2, 2024 6:11 PM
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Tom Hanks was faking the AIDS.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 2, 2024 6:11 PM
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Griffin Dunne loses his $20 on his way to Soho, and decides to make the 90 minute walk back to his apartment.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 2, 2024 7:36 PM
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Following her doomed romance with a teenager and her aging husband kicking her out, Sheba has her fill of men and decides to take Babs up on her offer to become scissor sisters
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 2, 2024 8:24 PM
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