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Let's be a Millennial's Glory Days (2000-2010)

I'm mastering Myspace profile html code

I'm the collected works of Chuck Palahniuk

I'm a clove cigarette

I'm a dog-eared copy of The Ethical Slut

by Anonymousreply 130April 6, 2024 5:02 AM

I'm Butt Hole Girl.

by Anonymousreply 1April 2, 2024 2:49 AM

I'm the Fornasetti knock-off vase that every art major had in their first off-campus apartment.

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by Anonymousreply 2April 2, 2024 2:51 AM

I'm 2 Girls 1 Cup

by Anonymousreply 3April 2, 2024 2:52 AM

I'm cdnow.com

by Anonymousreply 4April 2, 2024 2:53 AM

I'm having BIG FEELINGS on Livejournal

by Anonymousreply 5April 2, 2024 2:54 AM

I'm Fuck the Pain Away

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by Anonymousreply 6April 2, 2024 2:55 AM

I'm Enron.

by Anonymousreply 7April 2, 2024 2:56 AM

I'm your Kazaa queue. Only 18-hours left!

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by Anonymousreply 8April 2, 2024 2:58 AM

I am naked on cam4 pretending to be over 18 I am the teen pregnancy on mtv I am the yellow mouse pokémon I go around the world and sing lalalalala

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by Anonymousreply 9April 2, 2024 3:01 AM

I'm the 'RENT' soundtrack and I will be inevitably slipped into the cd player and scream-sung every time there are more than two drama kids in a car.

by Anonymousreply 10April 2, 2024 3:04 AM

I'm the American Apparel Art-Hoe. Last night I fucked a guy with a framed Fight Club poster in his bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 11April 2, 2024 3:11 AM

I'm wearing Billabong with Groovejet on my 4th Gen iPod snowboarding in Verbier

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by Anonymousreply 12April 2, 2024 3:12 AM

I'm a pack of Parliament Lights.

by Anonymousreply 13April 2, 2024 3:14 AM

I'm ordering Kamikazes.

by Anonymousreply 14April 2, 2024 3:18 AM

R13 Parliament Lights were totally the hipster cigarette of choice before American Spirits came on the scene.

by Anonymousreply 15April 2, 2024 3:19 AM

I'm the Rocky Horror Picture Show revival.

by Anonymousreply 16April 2, 2024 3:20 AM

i'm the lack of sex

by Anonymousreply 17April 2, 2024 3:22 AM

I'm the post-9/11 suspicious looks your boomer parents are giving the arab gas station attendant.

by Anonymousreply 18April 2, 2024 3:26 AM

Going to party in Berlin with your friends how live there now. See also: Shanghai.

by Anonymousreply 19April 2, 2024 3:26 AM

I'm the grape fall.

by Anonymousreply 20April 2, 2024 3:42 AM

Born in the early 80s;

Came of age in the 90s;

Can barely remember the 2000s. ;)

by Anonymousreply 21April 2, 2024 3:46 AM

I'm the late 2000's , I feel very hip with my beanie, my ironically retro sneakers, my PBR and my beard. I brag to everyone I live in Williamsburg Brooklyn but technically I'm from Bed Stuy.

by Anonymousreply 22April 2, 2024 3:54 AM

I’m the smelly vintage clothes, greasy hair and porn addiction. I’m also the ever present beanie I wear in July to hide my thin hair and bald spots.

I’m also the shitty pop music that I think is edgy. I do molly and listen to Katy Perry!

by Anonymousreply 23April 2, 2024 3:54 AM

I'm Stace Hole, queefing my way to fame.

by Anonymousreply 24April 2, 2024 3:57 AM

I just watched TDK and have made Heath Ledger's Joker my religion.

by Anonymousreply 25April 2, 2024 3:58 AM

I'm Salvia

by Anonymousreply 26April 2, 2024 4:02 AM

I'm the handsome ivy-educated ne'er do well Peter Pan man setting up my outlaw raw milk artisanal micro-creamery in a moldy barn in Ulster County. Don't worry, my wife has a massive trust fund.

by Anonymousreply 27April 2, 2024 4:04 AM

I'm your college boyfriend's Deviantart page. He's going to make you scroll through every entry and pretend to be impressed before he'll let you fuck him tonight.

by Anonymousreply 28April 2, 2024 4:06 AM

I'm dubstep

by Anonymousreply 29April 2, 2024 4:07 AM

I um... umm..got nothin'

by Anonymousreply 30April 2, 2024 4:07 AM

I'm tumblr, the birthplace of all the weepy strange rainbow haired screechies that we have all grown to hate.

by Anonymousreply 31April 2, 2024 4:08 AM

I'm microbrewing to compensate for my micropenis.

by Anonymousreply 32April 2, 2024 4:10 AM

I'm weeping over my last failed relationship while listening to Adele.

by Anonymousreply 33April 2, 2024 4:12 AM

I'm 'Zeitgeist' and I am BLOWING your stoned mind.

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by Anonymousreply 34April 2, 2024 4:12 AM

Watching Passions during summer break.

by Anonymousreply 35April 2, 2024 4:14 AM

I'm 4 Loko

by Anonymousreply 36April 2, 2024 4:16 AM

I'm 'How I Met Your Mother'. Your straight friends are obsessed.

by Anonymousreply 37April 2, 2024 4:16 AM

I'm molly. I'm your best friend this decade.

by Anonymousreply 38April 2, 2024 4:17 AM

I'm the rich hip slutty art girl on campus who becomes a McKinsey Killer Kapitalist and Bridezilla before the decade is out.

by Anonymousreply 39April 2, 2024 4:18 AM

I'm gleefully scoffing at every Bushism, thinking there'll never be such an embarrassingly stupid president in office.

by Anonymousreply 40April 2, 2024 4:18 AM

I'm the launch party attended by Tyler Brûlé, Lisa Loeb and Kara Walker.

by Anonymousreply 41April 2, 2024 4:22 AM

Ibiza - OUT / Bodrum - IN

by Anonymousreply 42April 2, 2024 4:26 AM

I'm the pants you stole from your sister as makeshift skinny jeans.

by Anonymousreply 43April 2, 2024 4:27 AM

I Occupied Wall Street. Seven years later I was working for Amazon.

by Anonymousreply 44April 2, 2024 4:32 AM

I'm "reality" t.v...I grew up on it On the other hand I grew up during arguably the best decade for television. Breaking Bad, Lost, Mad Men, The Sopranos....I had plenty to chose from.

by Anonymousreply 45April 2, 2024 4:34 AM

I'm Robotripping

by Anonymousreply 46April 2, 2024 4:38 AM

I'm the dogs who are test run babies.

by Anonymousreply 47April 2, 2024 4:41 AM

I'm the Stepford-Wives adjacent house-flipping couple about to get burned in the subprime mortgage crisis.

by Anonymousreply 48April 2, 2024 4:43 AM

I'm Chatroulette

by Anonymousreply 49April 2, 2024 4:44 AM

I'm the RAMPANT homophobia in every blockbuster comedy and sitcom.

by Anonymousreply 50April 2, 2024 4:46 AM

I'm the millennial thrilled by genuine past season merchandise bargains at the outlet mall.

by Anonymousreply 51April 2, 2024 4:46 AM

Fuck you bitch, you're saying I had my glory days from age 9 to 19?

by Anonymousreply 52April 2, 2024 4:46 AM

I'm the fit "str8" college brah drenched in Fierce by Abercrombie & Fitch about to get sex trafficked to the Hamptons and Marrakech.

by Anonymousreply 53April 2, 2024 4:52 AM

R52 You're basically a Zillenial. The oldest Millennials were born in the early 80's.

by Anonymousreply 54April 2, 2024 4:52 AM

I always associate Millenials peak around the years 2006 to 2012. I feel before that they hadnt quite reached their peak and were still growing, in an "awkward" stage. Then after 2012 the oldest ones turned 31...no longer cool

I sort of feel the same about peak Gen X and associate them to the years around 1991-1997...interestingly it's the same with me's, in 1997 the oldest X-er turned 32.

Going by this I guess peak Gen Z is/will be between 2022 to 2028

And Boomers peaked between 1971 and 1977

Generation Jones peaked between 1979 and 1985

by Anonymousreply 55April 2, 2024 4:56 AM

I'm gay Zumba.

by Anonymousreply 56April 2, 2024 4:59 AM

I'm SmarterChild, the wet-brained uncle of Chat GPT.

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by Anonymousreply 57April 2, 2024 5:05 AM

I'm their only claim to fame: blue suit, orange shoes, beard (still in use).

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by Anonymousreply 58April 2, 2024 5:11 AM

R54, aka the original and best millennials.

by Anonymousreply 59April 2, 2024 5:14 AM

[quote]I’m the smelly vintage clothes, greasy hair and porn addiction. I’m also the ever present beanie I wear in July to hide my thin hair and bald spots.

[quote]I’m also the shitty pop music that I think is edgy. I do molly and listen to Katy Perry!

This guy would have been listening to Passion Pit and like, Vampire Weekend, not Katy Perry. Did anyone ever think Katy Perry was edgy?

by Anonymousreply 60April 2, 2024 5:15 AM

I think you missed the diss in that, R60. "the shitty pop music that I think is edgy"

by Anonymousreply 61April 2, 2024 5:20 AM

R59 Zillennials are the Lizzie McGuire/ Vine Generation.

by Anonymousreply 62April 2, 2024 5:22 AM

R62, ewww.

by Anonymousreply 63April 2, 2024 5:26 AM

I'm making amateur money on Xtube!

by Anonymousreply 64April 2, 2024 5:29 AM

I’m every single cliche / trope in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

by Anonymousreply 65April 2, 2024 5:34 AM

I’m riding my penny farthing down a busy city street, relishing all the attention.

by Anonymousreply 66April 2, 2024 5:40 AM

I’m “metrosexual” and I encouraged straight guys to bathe, clip their nose hair, and lose the JNCOs!

I’m HU-210 - delightful synthetic HTC that gets you high for 45 minutes and then goes away.

I’m the bed bugs that made any piece of used, upholstered furniture scary - you began buying lots of new beige couches because of us.

by Anonymousreply 67April 2, 2024 5:41 AM

I'm all of the un-PC language that will be misremembered a decade later!

by Anonymousreply 68April 2, 2024 5:45 AM

Our parents forced us to stay in college and get three degrees so as not to embarrass George W. Bush's lousy Presidency. That resulted in $100,000 in student loans. Then the real estate crisis in 2008 erased whatever jobs were left. We ended-up riding bicycles to our volunteer positions!

by Anonymousreply 69April 2, 2024 5:48 AM

I'm the 'Garden State' soundtrack. I'm the album that every BPD Art Hoe wished she had lost her virginity to (instead of the scratched-up "Audioslave/Chili Peppers/Eminem Road Trippin' Mix" CD that her boyfriend selected).

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by Anonymousreply 70April 2, 2024 5:53 AM

I'm purple DRANK

by Anonymousreply 71April 2, 2024 5:55 AM

I'm Green Day's 'Time Of Your Life'. I almost certainly played during your high school graduation.

by Anonymousreply 72April 2, 2024 5:57 AM

I'm two emo boys kissing to be edgy.

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by Anonymousreply 73April 2, 2024 5:59 AM

I’m LiveJournal

by Anonymousreply 74April 2, 2024 6:03 AM

I'm the two hipster guys the two emo boys will transition into by the end of the decade.

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by Anonymousreply 75April 2, 2024 6:05 AM

R73 Emo boys were just sad twinks.

by Anonymousreply 76April 2, 2024 6:06 AM

R76, until they became insufferable hipsters. ;)

by Anonymousreply 77April 2, 2024 6:08 AM

I'm Proactiv, and despite what Jessica Simpson promised, I didn't do SHIT.

by Anonymousreply 78April 2, 2024 6:11 AM

I'm celeb photos on Perez Hilton, with cum (added in MS Paint) dripping from their mouths.

by Anonymousreply 79April 2, 2024 6:36 AM

I’m “The Secret” and you’re all self-manifesting. I can smell it on you.

by Anonymousreply 80April 2, 2024 6:42 AM

I'm the MEAN older millennials, now with homes and equity. The new boomers.

by Anonymousreply 81April 2, 2024 6:43 AM

I'm the voice of my generation.

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by Anonymousreply 82April 2, 2024 7:21 AM

I'm Neutral Milk Hotel.

by Anonymousreply 83April 2, 2024 8:29 AM

R83 I <3 Neutral Milk Hotel ALWAYS AND FOREVER.

by Anonymousreply 84April 2, 2024 8:44 AM

I'm the Bret Easton Ellis phase. Don't be ashamed.

by Anonymousreply 85April 2, 2024 9:54 AM

I'm the all-cheese Atkins diet you went on to lose the breakup weight.

by Anonymousreply 86April 2, 2024 9:57 AM

I’m Tina (AKA meth) and I’m cute and everyone could use me as a pickmeup. It’s so much cheaper than cocaine Plus, we don’t smoke it; we just do a little bump.

Is your neighbor knocking on your door at 3am asking to sell you a desk lamp? He knows where to get Tina!

by Anonymousreply 87April 2, 2024 10:15 AM

I'm the hundreds of scratched, poorly labeled burned CD's and DVD's littering your entire life.

by Anonymousreply 88April 2, 2024 10:22 AM

I'm the $25 nitrous balloons

by Anonymousreply 89April 2, 2024 10:28 AM

I'm the tears of joy the night Obama is elected and the confidence that racism has officially been eradicated.

by Anonymousreply 90April 2, 2024 10:30 AM

I'm the deep song lyrics chosen for your AIM away message.

by Anonymousreply 91April 2, 2024 10:32 AM

I'm the glove compartment full of printed Mapquest directions.

by Anonymousreply 92April 2, 2024 10:34 AM

I’m my QAF fanfic - 72 followers and counting!

Brian 💜 Justin

by Anonymousreply 93April 2, 2024 10:38 AM

I'm someone in the house screaming at you to get the fuck off the computer so they can make a call.

by Anonymousreply 94April 2, 2024 10:42 AM

I'm every girl in high school's exposed thong that you kept trying to convince yourself to be aroused by.

by Anonymousreply 95April 2, 2024 10:46 AM

I’m neopets.com

by Anonymousreply 96April 2, 2024 10:47 AM

I’m super low-rise jeans that show off that vein radiating from your dick to your abdomen.

by Anonymousreply 97April 2, 2024 10:53 AM

I'm the apple you smoked weed out of with your friends while cruising around in your mom's minivan.

by Anonymousreply 98April 2, 2024 11:00 AM

I'm *67

by Anonymousreply 99April 2, 2024 11:08 AM

I’m taking for granted the multiple gay bars, bookstores, and coffee shops that even medium-sized cities have. Surely I am living during the beginning of a post-AIDS gay renaissance and these institutions will all still exist in a decade.

by Anonymousreply 100April 2, 2024 11:51 AM

I'm still buying weed off a dealer.

by Anonymousreply 101April 2, 2024 11:59 AM

I'm 'bi', 'fluid' and 'questioning'- still used as excuses for gay sex.

by Anonymousreply 102April 2, 2024 12:18 PM

I'm all the LiveJournal fanfics

by Anonymousreply 103April 2, 2024 1:04 PM

I’m MakeOutClub.

by Anonymousreply 104April 2, 2024 1:53 PM

I’m this

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by Anonymousreply 105April 2, 2024 2:12 PM

The millennials' glory days begin NOW.

In middle age.

Being in charge.

by Anonymousreply 106April 2, 2024 2:14 PM

I'm the poster of two hot female models kissing in bed. I adorn the walls of countless college dorms. I'm sexy and classy because of the black and white photography. No way am I a perfect example of the problematic male gaze.

by Anonymousreply 107April 2, 2024 3:41 PM

I am The Strokes.

by Anonymousreply 108April 2, 2024 4:20 PM

[quote] I'm ordering Kamikazes.

I thought kamikazes were an '80s drink. BTW, a cosmopolitan is just a kamikaze with a splash of cranberry juice.

by Anonymousreply 109April 2, 2024 4:38 PM

I'm the millionth time you've heard about the apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur.

by Anonymousreply 110April 2, 2024 4:40 PM

I'm the UGG boots and the knockoffs, too, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 111April 2, 2024 4:43 PM

I'm YOLO, bae and bi-curious....all stupid terms that will wear out in a few years time.

by Anonymousreply 112April 2, 2024 4:57 PM

I'm the disillusion felt after Tavi Gevinson published her account of being "groomed, coerced, and raped" by 30-year-old indie dream boy Ezra Koening at age 18. I then switched my affections to indie dream boy Sufjan Stevens, but, you know...

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by Anonymousreply 113April 2, 2024 5:32 PM

I'm Jia Tolentino's "Interview With a Virgin" in The Hairpin

by Anonymousreply 114April 2, 2024 5:37 PM

I'm the Canadian Tuxedo. Britney and Justin made me famous.

by Anonymousreply 115April 2, 2024 5:47 PM

R107 I'm "The Male Gaze". I was dismissed from the zeitgeist in the 1990s, along with semiotics and psychoanalytic critical theory.

by Anonymousreply 116April 2, 2024 5:51 PM

I’m fitted, ribbed shirts from Structure.

by Anonymousreply 117April 2, 2024 6:22 PM

I’m A&F and you’re not allowed to wear any of my clothing, but you do.

by Anonymousreply 118April 2, 2024 6:25 PM

I thought Kamikazes were an 80s drink as well.

by Anonymousreply 119April 2, 2024 6:43 PM

Good evening, America. I'm Chloe Sevigny!

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by Anonymousreply 120April 2, 2024 7:44 PM

R81: Everybody is freaking out and playing hot potato about who is going to be the new Boomers. I don't see it that way. If being the new boomers means having power, influence, money and control of the nation, I welcome it. It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it, right?

by Anonymousreply 121April 2, 2024 7:54 PM

This thread is giving me a generational existential crisis.

by Anonymousreply 122April 2, 2024 8:09 PM

Chloe Sevigny seems Gen X to me more than anything...at most Xennial.

by Anonymousreply 123April 2, 2024 8:14 PM

Brit-Brit is their patron saint: 42 but 4-ever a teen. Still fighting her Boomer 'rents for control!!

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by Anonymousreply 124April 2, 2024 8:58 PM

I am Juicy Couture terry cloth track suits with words written over the ass.

I am also gradated sunglasses with embedded rhinestones in the corner.

by Anonymousreply 125April 2, 2024 9:06 PM


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by Anonymousreply 126April 2, 2024 9:44 PM

R126 was a blatant rip off of

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by Anonymousreply 127April 2, 2024 11:00 PM

I’m the Kiehl’s Apothecary that opened in every city where there was lots of disposable money.

You’re welcome. No, not for the creams and dozens of free samples every time you refilled your moisturizer.

I groomed hundreds of moisturizer freaks and sunscreen slatherers. Each is now convinced everyone thinks he is ten years younger than his true age.

by Anonymousreply 128April 3, 2024 5:31 AM

I'm Gen X being their usual sourpuss judgmental selves.

by Anonymousreply 129April 6, 2024 3:48 AM

I'm Stuff White People Like

by Anonymousreply 130April 6, 2024 5:02 AM
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