56-year old Heterosexual Bachelor Kenny Chesney still singing about picking up hot chicks

The biggest “Sure, Jan” in the business. It must be painful to hate yourself that much, but I’m sure the million$ cushion the blow.

You mean "56-years old Divorced Heterosexual Bachelor Kenny Chesney".

All I would like to know is "What Kenny paid Renee to buy her silence about his sucking cock-taking it hard in his ass"

I really am curious if anyone at all has any real proof? And why does everyone think he's gay? I don't know anything about this guy, so I'm just wondering why so many rumors about him.

such a straight guy, wow

FRAUD!!

God that fucking vocal twang! Please make it stop!

Because he "frolics" all over the Bahamas with his cronies and "other kinds" of men's friends.

Also, he needs to keep the cowboy hat on!!!

Renee claimed FRAUD, and the world press wondered Why?

Maybe he has a micropenis and saved that tidbit for his wedding night with Renee.

And he promised Renée he was gonna make her cum so hard, which is why she her divorce papers say "FRAUD ".

This heterosexual country man is my heterosexual hero! Long live country music! And ploughing females! Yeeha!

[quote]FRAUD!!

[quote]—Renée Z.

Just walk away Renee / You won't see me follow you back home

Perhaps they’re conditioning him to take Mitch McConnell’s spot in the senate.

As the ancient turtle wanders off, a newer version appears.

We need to find Kenny an asian woman with money and an alcoholic sister.

He is not as straight as Kevin Spacey.

He’s bi.

He's as straight as I am!

Allegedly a bi sex addict.

R3 Let's start here.

"Bi my ass" He's a GAY just like the rest of the Homosexuals.

Kenny looks better with a cowboy hat.

Listen up* CUPCAKES*. Simply because a good looking successful man chooses not to throw away his hard earned fortune *after being burned by that crazy Zellweger creature * you DELUSIONAL FAGGOTS assume he is one of you OH MARYS! My world wide TOP SECRET eyes only data base of all PROVEN HOMSEXUALISTS has NO LISTING for a KEENY CHESNEY,KENNETH CHESNEY,K.C CHESNEY. Which is IRREFUTIBLE PROOF Mr Chesney is not a FUDGE PACKER. As a certified *Gay* I know one when I see one and the last *one* I saw was LIBERACE! Sorry to burst your INSANE Data Lounge *bubble*. Deal with it PANSIES!

He is looking to inherit the Jimmy Buffet legacy of Beachcomber life so he can't be gay publicly. He is very private about it but from what I hear it's someone on his tour staff who is ringing Kenny's bell. He is also known to pick out a few guys from the crowd at his concerts for back stage in person MEAT and greets...but will only do it if the men are pre-interviewed about wanting to get down with the big K.

^^^And sign NDA's ^^^

totally strQUEERaight

Weren't they "annulled" not divorced? Does it make a difference? I mean are they still considered "divorced"? I never heard anyone say, hi I'm Annulled. Well maybe Schwarzenegger.

Hi 🙋🏻‍♂️ I’ve been recently divorced and analed

He's not even sexy with his hat on. Better than Jelly Roll suppose.

R24 Yes, the marriage was annulled after 4 months, with Zellweger citing "fraud" as the reason.

[quote]If the other person lied to you or kept something from you in order to get you to marry them (and had you known the truth you would not have married them), you can ask for an annulment within 4 years of finding out about the fraud.

[quote]The fraud must be very serious and be about something that goes to the heart of your marriage. For example, marrying only to get a green card or hiding the fact you can't have children. And, you must show that if you had known the truth, you would not have gotten married.

What could Kenny have possibly lied about?

[quote]He is looking to inherit the Jimmy Buffet legacy

Oh, dear. He's not a Golden Corral.

^ It was not his hair.😮

Which Manning brother was it that DL thought he was screwing?

Funny story.. Noted Heterosexual Kenny Chesney once bought a house in his beloved, but totally heterosexual, vacation spot of Key West Florida. He purchased the Caroline Street estate from noted heterosexual (at that particular moment) Actress-bian Kelly McGillis. He decided not to take residency when it made "News".

I would not be at all surprised if he was also in book club with Jodie Foster and Bruce Vilanche.

Kenny, you are welcomed here. Come out, come out, wherever you are and meet the young lady who fell from a star.

Maybe it was only his tractor Renee thought was sexy.

I wonder how she found out? Did she walk in on him getting pounded? Or maybe he tried to fuck one of her gay friends?

For a generation of country music fans that came of age in the early 2000s, Kenny Chesney was as big as it got.

His stadium tours were one day festivals.

If this was your world, it was fucking fantastic stuff.

Maybe it's less self-loathing and just getting off on the fact that he seen as some sexy masculine All American man and he himself knows he is anything but and has made millions on a completely fabricated image.

Taylor Swift was supposed to open for one of his tours when she was 17. She had to be removed from the tour because a beer company was sponsoring the tour. Apparently, he wrote her some massive check anyway. She used it to pay bonuses for her own bus drivers.

I am now 50% gayer for having watched OP's video. Who is he kidding?

^ Taylor is fond of pussy...Kenny not so much

All I can say is that, when he lived for a short time in Key West, the bouncers at the gay bars there saw him in the bar with other guys.

But I'm not one to gossip...

[quote] 56-year old Heterosexual Bachelor Kenny Chesney still singing about picking up hot chicks

I have to clarify that he's singing about SOMEONE picking up hot chicks, and not necessarily himself.

Gay people can write songs for straight people.

I'm not sure why they would, but if you make your living from it, then I guess it makes sense.

That said, I think he's 100% gay.

Tell me about it, stud.

I'm a country music fan and especially during his peak years. He was never good looking even with all the working out. Most of his hits I thought were lame or just ok. Does he still live next to Faith and Tim. He can count on them to not look over the bushes. Wonder who is on the other side of him.

Don't make me say it...

R42 Body language experts would say all the blinking and looking away when he tells Anderson Cooper the rumors of him being gay aren't true are indications that he's a big, fat gay liar.

She's a liar but don't think it's big and fat.

Well, when I see Kenny, it makes my red-blooded, American ladyparts tingle with anticipation!

^ He looks a little leathery.

She's nellier than Liberace and Richard Simmons holding hands and skipping down the street together while being followed by a rainbow-covered unicorn that farts glitter.

a little light in his loafers, no?

The cute actor in the video looks like he might be smelling cookies, too. Did he have to audition with Kenny personally before he got the part?

"Take Her Home There's An 85% Chance She Still Has Her Cock!?

She is a queen, alright, but not as gay as Warren Beatty.

[quote]56-year old Heterosexual Bachelor Kenny Chesney still singing about picking up hot chicks

god damn you! [bold][italic]60 is the new 40!

It’s good they brought in Anderson to make sense of the professional downlowing

[quote]Who is this guy fooling? Apparently the entire country music market.

They're not the brightest group, to be fair.

Well R9, she was already squinting, so she probably didn't have any problem seeing it. 😂

Now, seriously, I cannot imagine why everyone says that he's gay. Many rich and somewhat attractive-and-above men don't want to get married, because they get plenty of female attention and don't want feel the need to be tied down. Unless he is one of those 'anything gay is disgusting, eeewww!' clowns, it's difficult to believe that he's a closet case.

R57 You must be squinting, too.

Watched Cooper interview. Didn’t make much sense.

Country lyrics are so condescending. Honestly, how do they sing this shit with a straight face?

Oh please, he only hangs out on his island with really good-looking men.

Next time you’re at a karaoke night just change the she to he in Tractor Sexy. The lyrics seem far less ridiculous all of a sudden.