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I’m Sitting 🪑 At My Desk In The Office And I’m SO Sleepy 🥱 Right Now

What’s wrong 😑?

by Anonymousreply 11April 1, 2024 9:44 PM

Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!

by Anonymousreply 1April 1, 2024 9:17 PM

Fibromyalgia.

by Anonymousreply 2April 1, 2024 9:17 PM

Office? Someone inform the OP it's a public holiday today.

by Anonymousreply 3April 1, 2024 9:19 PM

Get your cock out and have a wank. Make the most of being the only one in the office

by Anonymousreply 4April 1, 2024 9:27 PM

Somebody mixed up the Skinny-n-Sweet and rat poison boxes at the coffee station.

by Anonymousreply 5April 1, 2024 9:27 PM

It’s an impending heart attack.

by Anonymousreply 6April 1, 2024 9:29 PM

You have emoticonitis.

by Anonymousreply 7April 1, 2024 9:30 PM

r3 it is? What's the holiday?

by Anonymousreply 8April 1, 2024 9:31 PM

Easter Monday.

by Anonymousreply 9April 1, 2024 9:37 PM

Diabeeetus

by Anonymousreply 10April 1, 2024 9:39 PM

Not a holiday in the US for sure. From whence commentest thee, R9?

by Anonymousreply 11April 1, 2024 9:44 PM
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