who said that romanticism was dead?
My FB texted "Hey can I come and fuck your loose hole”
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 26, 2024 8:42 AM |
It's really not a complement when someone knows you have a loose hole.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 1, 2024 7:43 PM |
It was right about your hole being loose and cavernous
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 1, 2024 7:47 PM |
On this most sacred of holidays, too.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 1, 2024 7:49 PM |
Tell him you find the word “hole” offensive and to call it what it is-a big CUNT. Don’t let this man disrespect you OP!
Also let him know per usual you will be face down/ass up in bed with door ajar, in his favorite thong.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 1, 2024 7:57 PM |
My Facebook never sends me messages like that. I just get messages from relatives.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 1, 2024 8:07 PM |
Is anyone else wondering how loose is it?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 1, 2024 8:13 PM |
It's so loose that his fb has to strap a 2x4 to his ass before he dives in.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 1, 2024 8:23 PM |
Just tell him to bring along a freshly lubed dildo.
A makeshift DP is the easy way to tighten things up back there - which keeps both you and your man happy as springtime!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 1, 2024 8:42 PM |
I hate that word
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 1, 2024 9:31 PM |
If not, send to the next trick on your list. TIA!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 1, 2024 9:45 PM |
[quote] On this most sacred of holidays, too.
Do you mean the Trans Day Of Visibility?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 1, 2024 9:53 PM |
HOW...LOOSE...IS...IT???
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 1, 2024 10:21 PM |
Romance, OP. You mean romance. Not romanticism.
I’m sure your blousy ruined hole is many a thing. But an aesthetic movement it is not.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 1, 2024 10:23 PM |
[quote]Is anyone else wondering how loose is it?
Op leaves a trail behind him like a snail when he walks from place to place.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 1, 2024 10:34 PM |
Is anyone else wondering how loose is it?
It's so loose NASA is exploring it as if it were a black hole.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 1, 2024 10:53 PM |
The only response to this is:
“No thanks, pencil dick!”
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 2, 2024 1:38 AM |
I was hoping this thread would evolve into a civilized, rational discussion about whether we like our holes loose or tight.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 2, 2024 2:21 PM |
Was he texting from inside or out of your cavernous hole, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 2, 2024 3:37 PM |
I don’t know what you are complaining about, OP. Pussies lose their elasticity as they’re pummeled with cocks, toys and fists.
For some, like your paramour, this utter lack of tautness is desirable. You should take any offer you can, dear, like you always have.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 2, 2024 4:05 PM |
He's texting from inside your hole!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 2, 2024 5:57 PM |
Did you show your mom the message? I bet she was proud.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 2, 2024 6:32 PM |
[quote]It's really not a complement when someone knows you have a loose hole.
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 2, 2024 11:32 PM |
Now tell us you have a dog named Luz Wholl.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 2, 2024 11:33 PM |
“I will not be talked to in that way! I’m not your toy!” *CLICK*
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 3, 2024 1:54 AM |
Did you reply to your 'Buckfuddy' OP?
Be honest what did you tell him?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 7, 2024 2:09 AM |
Mine says things like 'Come and play with my meat'.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 7, 2024 2:21 AM |
Is he right thought OP?
Go to imgbb and post a picture of your big bootyhole and will see how big it is.
I bet it's like this : 🕳️
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 7, 2024 2:22 AM |
I certainly am R6
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 7, 2024 2:29 AM |
I was sort of hoping that this thread would be more popular. OP's hole fascinates me.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 7, 2024 2:30 AM |
[quote] On this most sacred of holidays, too.
On the occasion of OP's cat's quinceañera?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 7, 2024 2:31 AM |
"It's really not a complement when someone knows you have a loose hole."
I disagree, a lot of us LOVE our huge sized loose butthole 🕳️ dudes and can't get enough of them, even if we are tight ourselves.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 7, 2024 2:39 AM |
It will be R30 if OP posts a picture of his asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 7, 2024 2:51 AM |
[quote]On the occasion of OP's cat's quinceañera?
Fucking Hilarious!!!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 7, 2024 3:02 AM |
Great, another GREG thread.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 7, 2024 3:07 AM |
I love you big asshole OP.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 7, 2024 3:27 AM |
[quote] Great, another GREG thread.
Are you looking for my attention, R35?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 7, 2024 4:10 AM |
Aren't you the one with the loose hole Greg?
I sure heard so.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 7, 2024 4:13 AM |
You gave that man butt babies AND he destroyed your cunt, pounding away and using his cock like a jackhammer on your slack pussy.
You tell him he owes you a mommy makeover, stat.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 7, 2024 4:18 AM |
I think you are the one looking for attention Greg, by starting these threads.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 7, 2024 4:33 AM |
R34 it's not my original joke but I think it's funny too....especially when accompanied by a photo
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 7, 2024 4:47 AM |
[quote] It's so loose that his fb has to strap a 2x4 to his ass before he dives in.
Oh my, that definitely is a loose hole. I’d venture to say, probably also completely blown out and busted.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 7, 2024 4:48 AM |
Cavernous...
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 7, 2024 4:48 AM |
^^^^^ Juicy and probably light purple...
Or fat if this thread was started by the Boston troll.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 7, 2024 4:51 AM |
"completely blown out"
Someone once said that Tom Cruise had a blown out hole.... It made me cackle!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 7, 2024 5:35 AM |
[quote] I think you are the one looking for attention Greg, by starting these threads.
Very mature.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 7, 2024 5:49 AM |
[quote]It made me cackle!
Over a slice of cak, R46?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 7, 2024 1:40 PM |
Cackle cackle!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 7, 2024 2:11 PM |
Over Tom's blown out butthole R48 which appears in the movie cocktail, and wasn't blown out yet.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 10, 2024 6:43 PM |
"Cackle cackle"
Cock cock!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 10, 2024 7:34 PM |
I miss Cackle Cackle and his updates on the price of gas in Half Moon Bay
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 10, 2024 11:12 PM |
I thought Fanny Brice was dead.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 10, 2024 11:58 PM |
I hear OP's loose hole brings all the boys to the yard.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 11, 2024 12:37 AM |
Who R53?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 26, 2024 8:42 AM |