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Eat With Pride: Introducing the Bottom-Friendly Menu

This is a real ad by Postmates - a food delivery service, founded in 2011, and acquired by Uber in 2020. It offers local delivery of restaurant-prepared meals and other goods. It is headquartered in San Francisco, California.

John Oliver showed the first part of it on his show last night.

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by Anonymousreply 4April 1, 2024 9:39 PM

Hmm. I feel like this should have a "The More You Know" symbol on it. No whole grains or legumes tho?

by Anonymousreply 1April 1, 2024 5:23 PM

How about just eat what like and not structure it around your sex life.

by Anonymousreply 2April 1, 2024 5:57 PM

I don't watch his show, so I don't know his take, but to me, that seems ridiculous. And honestly, while I'm very appreciate of the work bottoms do to prepare for us tops, I really don't want to think about that when I'm ordering food off a food delivery service. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 3April 1, 2024 6:09 PM

Sure, if your definition of sex is fingering each chafing dish on the Golden Corral buffet, splitting crab legs open as if you were Rocco Steele with a twink, and the soft service ice cream machine dispensed the afterglow.

Yeah, r2, your diet really does not interfere with your sex life, does it?

by Anonymousreply 4April 1, 2024 9:39 PM
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