Bette Midler is ready to join The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills — and she's even got her tagline

She would never do thus, but I would enjoy watching her give withering looks to that fat ex-stripper Erika, especially when that cow lumbers onto a stage with a bunch of dancing fairies to “perform.”

Aging diva desperate for attention.

She doesn't live in California. She lives in New York. Wouldn't she be better suited for Housewives of NY?

Maybe she lives on both coasts.

She doesn't. She left CA after the big earthquake scared her in the 90s.

Maybe she got over her cheap self, r5.

No more old Housewives regardless of fame. This franchise needs youth in the worst way.

No more Housewives at all. Kill the entire franchise. It's disgusting garbage that pollutes the airwaves, makes stars out of no-talented trash and contributes to the degradation of society.

This franchise needs to be put to rest.

I am hoping this is a joke and that Bette has more class than to ever be part of something so vile as Housewives.

And before anyone says that Bette performed at the baths in NYC, she had talent then and talent now. Housewives is beneath her.

Bury Andy Cohen alive.