Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought!

A lifetime of cigarettes, you’re so sweet!

Potting soil. Define “lifetime” and “supply”.

Dry cat food. I am so happy!

Vodka

Nueske's applewood smoked bacon. Who wants breakfast?

2.5 lb select Maine lobsters.

Toilet paper.

Air conditioner filters.

Wah wah.

No wait—solar eclipse viewing glasses.

Wah wah.

A half bottle of old Fracas by Piguet. It's not a favorite fragrance and this half bottle will easily last to my death.

Does this mean technically I can have ALL the VINTAGE Fracas that arrives to market? Because I could turn that into some cash.

Hardees egg and cheese biscuits

Sweet corn on their cobs.

Broccoli. A lifetime supply of large bags of broccoli florets.

[quote] Does this mean technically I can have ALL the VINTAGE Fracas that arrives to market? Because I could turn that into some cash.

You’re going to have to consult an attorney.

A lifetime supply of Jean Nate… 😍

Easter candy...

Define supply? What I need for the rest of my life or what I want for the rest of my life? 🤨

Shake shack double shackburgers with fries. Thanks OP! Are you going to link your bank account to shake shack?

[quote] What I need for the rest of my life or what I want for the rest of my life? 🤨

What’s the difference?

Anjos Vinho Verde Rose'. It's wonderful on a hot Summer day, nicely chilled. It's a bit of bubbly that isn't champagne or prosessco.

I will admit that it's really cheap. Not 2 Buck Chuck but $6.98.bottle. When I first started drinking this wine, it was $3.95/bottle.

Gin and regret!

A pair of reading glasses from Zenni

Why did I buy the $6.95 pair? I should have picked something more expensive.

Ginger ale and lottery tickets.

Albolene. Yay.... my dick will be happy.

Yay me! Art. I bought art.

Sunsweet prunes. Oh joy. 🥹

ipads. I can use them as roofing shingles.

Organic potting soil I'll take it, thank you.

Seltzer. I can live with that.

Eggs. Jackpot.

Erotic massage and sex.

Diet Pepsi. Praise Jesus.

Tee shirts. Cool.

Sheena Easton vinyl reissue

McDonald's Filet o Fish and Large Fries

Pad Thai.

Concert tickets: Mahler and Mozart symphonies

Cheeseburgers and onion rings.

Goldfish Crackers.

I love them, so I am good to go for life.

Orange and chocolate cookies! Come on over!

2 Tickets to Tommy, I could become a serial dater for a couple of hundred performances.

I bought a shitload of booze. I guess I'm becoming an alcoholic, after all. Thanks OP.

Burpee garden seeds, to grow Mammoth Sunflowers. I’ll never go hungry again... It was the last thing on my Target receipt.

Barely-legal male hookers for life!!!!!

Booze 🥃

Fruit of the Loom boxers that I buy for sleeping in because they have no side seams.

Powerball ticket -- yay! I guess that means I'll win sooner or later, eh?

lumbar support back pillow for office chair.

A diet coke. I would love that prize.

Marlboro Lights.

Thank you OP. A lifetime supply certain will keep more money in my wallet.

Score! Last night before bed I ordered a pair of relaxed fit olive chinos from Todd Snyder.

Cheese and beer!!!Woohoo!!

Cappuccino and Apple pie.

Not bad!

Water

Leggings. Leggings as pants for all!

Anal bleaching kit. I’ll be the brightest asshole wherever I go!!!!!

Antique tintype of a guy that looks like the real Butch Cassidy. I can't imagine I'd need more than one in my entire lifetime. So I'm all set.

Diet pop. I’m very happy about it.

Rubbing alcohol

Eve cream…wonderful.

A Donald J. Trump Bible!

Eclipse watching glasses

Well R62, I'm sure a lifetime of those will come in handy for when you look at R56's shiny hole.

Gasoline. Yes!!!! Wait, this isn't real. Damn you, OP!

Yoplait vanilla yogurt.

Champagne! YEA!!!

Throw pillows

Whole Foods Kahuna Crunch.

Patsy Stone enters the chat at R66.

All the ingredients for an antipasto.

Or charcuterie if you prefer.

I don’t give a fuck. In my house it’s an antipasto.

Butt 🔌 s

Cock rings

Dildos

A lifetime supply of sandwiches and pasty from Rosetta Bakery? Not bad!

Cat food: Kitty will be happy. 🐾

Ego lawn-mower 56V batteries: pay dirt!

OMG - last thing I bought was a bunch of plants at the nursery! YAY, free plants for life!!!!

That would truly be paydirt!

Pinesol pine cleaner.

::joy::

COKE! and not the drinking kind~

A spool of Black and Decker weed whacker trimmer line. Darn.

I don’t whack that many weeds.

Jersey Mike's. I decline. I was giving them a second chance and it was just as disappointing as I remember.

I lucked out: Coffee!

A neck lanyard for keys.

Reese's peanut butter cups -- the one thing I truly need in life.

Iced coffee flavored vapes for everyone!

A subscription to a Spanish guy's OnlyFans.

Bought?

Silence

Sunglasses and cologne. Excellente.

Cashew Tofu Veg from a Thai place.

I can live with that.

I have a lifetime supply of roasted chicken, Dietz & Watson beef franks, Artesano Sausage Rolls, and Coke Zero.

Peeps!

Happy Easter Monday

A van full of half-price bagged Easter candies bought yesterday from all the CVSs, Walmarts, Targets, Costcos, BJs and Dollar Stores in the Greater Los Angeles area.

Pon spent almost all of last night unloading. He’ll love the “lifetime supply” part…