What do you have?
I have a lifetime supply of 4-packs of Starbucks Espresso and Cream.
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What do you have?
I have a lifetime supply of 4-packs of Starbucks Espresso and Cream.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 2, 2024 10:24 AM |
A lifetime of cigarettes, you’re so sweet!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 1, 2024 3:20 PM |
Potting soil. Define “lifetime” and “supply”.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 1, 2024 3:22 PM |
Dry cat food. I am so happy!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 1, 2024 3:23 PM |
Vodka
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 1, 2024 3:28 PM |
Nueske's applewood smoked bacon. Who wants breakfast?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 1, 2024 3:29 PM |
2.5 lb select Maine lobsters.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 1, 2024 3:30 PM |
Toilet paper.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 1, 2024 3:31 PM |
Air conditioner filters.
Wah wah.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 1, 2024 3:32 PM |
No wait—solar eclipse viewing glasses.
Wah wah.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 1, 2024 3:33 PM |
A half bottle of old Fracas by Piguet. It's not a favorite fragrance and this half bottle will easily last to my death.
Does this mean technically I can have ALL the VINTAGE Fracas that arrives to market? Because I could turn that into some cash.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 1, 2024 3:34 PM |
Hardees egg and cheese biscuits
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 1, 2024 3:34 PM |
Sweet corn on their cobs.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 1, 2024 3:35 PM |
Broccoli. A lifetime supply of large bags of broccoli florets.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 1, 2024 3:35 PM |
[quote] Does this mean technically I can have ALL the VINTAGE Fracas that arrives to market? Because I could turn that into some cash.
You’re going to have to consult an attorney.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 1, 2024 3:38 PM |
A lifetime supply of Jean Nate… 😍
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 1, 2024 3:41 PM |
Easter candy...
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 1, 2024 3:42 PM |
Define supply? What I need for the rest of my life or what I want for the rest of my life? 🤨
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 1, 2024 3:43 PM |
Shake shack double shackburgers with fries. Thanks OP! Are you going to link your bank account to shake shack?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 1, 2024 3:44 PM |
[quote] What I need for the rest of my life or what I want for the rest of my life? 🤨
What’s the difference?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 1, 2024 3:44 PM |
Anjos Vinho Verde Rose'. It's wonderful on a hot Summer day, nicely chilled. It's a bit of bubbly that isn't champagne or prosessco.
I will admit that it's really cheap. Not 2 Buck Chuck but $6.98.bottle. When I first started drinking this wine, it was $3.95/bottle.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 1, 2024 3:45 PM |
Gin and regret!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 1, 2024 3:46 PM |
A pair of reading glasses from Zenni
Why did I buy the $6.95 pair? I should have picked something more expensive.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 1, 2024 3:48 PM |
Ginger ale and lottery tickets.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 1, 2024 3:52 PM |
Albolene. Yay.... my dick will be happy.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 1, 2024 3:54 PM |
Yay me! Art. I bought art.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 1, 2024 3:58 PM |
Sunsweet prunes. Oh joy. 🥹
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 1, 2024 4:02 PM |
ipads. I can use them as roofing shingles.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 1, 2024 4:03 PM |
Organic potting soil I'll take it, thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 1, 2024 4:05 PM |
Seltzer. I can live with that.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 1, 2024 4:08 PM |
Eggs. Jackpot.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 1, 2024 4:09 PM |
Erotic massage and sex.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 1, 2024 4:11 PM |
Diet Pepsi. Praise Jesus.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 1, 2024 4:11 PM |
Tee shirts. Cool.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 1, 2024 4:13 PM |
Sheena Easton vinyl reissue
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 1, 2024 4:15 PM |
McDonald's Filet o Fish and Large Fries
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 1, 2024 4:16 PM |
Pad Thai.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 1, 2024 4:16 PM |
Concert tickets: Mahler and Mozart symphonies
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 1, 2024 4:16 PM |
Cheeseburgers and onion rings.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 1, 2024 4:19 PM |
Goldfish Crackers.
I love them, so I am good to go for life.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 1, 2024 4:22 PM |
Orange and chocolate cookies! Come on over!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 1, 2024 4:24 PM |
2 Tickets to Tommy, I could become a serial dater for a couple of hundred performances.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 1, 2024 4:26 PM |
I bought a shitload of booze. I guess I'm becoming an alcoholic, after all. Thanks OP.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 1, 2024 4:55 PM |
Burpee garden seeds, to grow Mammoth Sunflowers. I’ll never go hungry again... It was the last thing on my Target receipt.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 1, 2024 4:58 PM |
Barely-legal male hookers for life!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 1, 2024 4:58 PM |
Booze 🥃
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 1, 2024 4:58 PM |
Fruit of the Loom boxers that I buy for sleeping in because they have no side seams.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 1, 2024 4:59 PM |
Powerball ticket -- yay! I guess that means I'll win sooner or later, eh?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 1, 2024 5:00 PM |
lumbar support back pillow for office chair.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 1, 2024 5:02 PM |
A diet coke. I would love that prize.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 1, 2024 5:05 PM |
Marlboro Lights.
Thank you OP. A lifetime supply certain will keep more money in my wallet.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 1, 2024 5:08 PM |
Score! Last night before bed I ordered a pair of relaxed fit olive chinos from Todd Snyder.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 1, 2024 5:13 PM |
Cheese and beer!!!Woohoo!!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 1, 2024 5:14 PM |
Cappuccino and Apple pie.
Not bad!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 1, 2024 5:15 PM |
Water
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 1, 2024 5:17 PM |
Leggings. Leggings as pants for all!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 1, 2024 5:17 PM |
Anal bleaching kit. I’ll be the brightest asshole wherever I go!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 1, 2024 5:21 PM |
Antique tintype of a guy that looks like the real Butch Cassidy. I can't imagine I'd need more than one in my entire lifetime. So I'm all set.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 1, 2024 5:45 PM |
Diet pop. I’m very happy about it.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 1, 2024 6:00 PM |
Rubbing alcohol
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 1, 2024 6:04 PM |
Eve cream…wonderful.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 1, 2024 6:15 PM |
A Donald J. Trump Bible!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 1, 2024 6:17 PM |
Eclipse watching glasses
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 1, 2024 7:12 PM |
Well R62, I'm sure a lifetime of those will come in handy for when you look at R56's shiny hole.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 1, 2024 7:59 PM |
Gasoline. Yes!!!! Wait, this isn't real. Damn you, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 1, 2024 8:02 PM |
Yoplait vanilla yogurt.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 1, 2024 8:05 PM |
Champagne! YEA!!!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 1, 2024 8:06 PM |
Throw pillows
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 1, 2024 8:09 PM |
Whole Foods Kahuna Crunch.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 1, 2024 8:12 PM |
Patsy Stone enters the chat at R66.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 1, 2024 8:13 PM |
All the ingredients for an antipasto.
Or charcuterie if you prefer.
I don’t give a fuck. In my house it’s an antipasto.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 1, 2024 8:16 PM |
Butt 🔌 s
Cock rings
Dildos
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 1, 2024 8:19 PM |
A lifetime supply of sandwiches and pasty from Rosetta Bakery? Not bad!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 1, 2024 8:29 PM |
Cat food: Kitty will be happy. 🐾
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 1, 2024 8:58 PM |
Ego lawn-mower 56V batteries: pay dirt!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 1, 2024 9:10 PM |
OMG - last thing I bought was a bunch of plants at the nursery! YAY, free plants for life!!!!
That would truly be paydirt!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 1, 2024 9:12 PM |
Pinesol pine cleaner.
::joy::
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 1, 2024 9:16 PM |
COKE! and not the drinking kind~
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 1, 2024 9:29 PM |
A spool of Black and Decker weed whacker trimmer line. Darn.
I don’t whack that many weeds.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 1, 2024 9:39 PM |
Jersey Mike's. I decline. I was giving them a second chance and it was just as disappointing as I remember.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 2, 2024 12:50 AM |
I lucked out: Coffee!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 2, 2024 12:55 AM |
A neck lanyard for keys.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 2, 2024 12:58 AM |
Reese's peanut butter cups -- the one thing I truly need in life.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 2, 2024 1:03 AM |
Iced coffee flavored vapes for everyone!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 2, 2024 1:13 AM |
A subscription to a Spanish guy's OnlyFans.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 2, 2024 1:17 AM |
Bought?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 2, 2024 1:22 AM |
Silence
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 2, 2024 4:51 AM |
Sunglasses and cologne. Excellente.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 2, 2024 5:26 AM |
Cashew Tofu Veg from a Thai place.
I can live with that.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 2, 2024 6:22 AM |
I have a lifetime supply of roasted chicken, Dietz & Watson beef franks, Artesano Sausage Rolls, and Coke Zero.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 2, 2024 6:29 AM |
Peeps!
Happy Easter Monday
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 2, 2024 7:47 AM |
A van full of half-price bagged Easter candies bought yesterday from all the CVSs, Walmarts, Targets, Costcos, BJs and Dollar Stores in the Greater Los Angeles area.
Pon spent almost all of last night unloading. He’ll love the “lifetime supply” part…
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