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Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought!

What do you have?

I have a lifetime supply of 4-packs of Starbucks Espresso and Cream.

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by Anonymousreply 91April 2, 2024 10:24 AM

A lifetime of cigarettes, you’re so sweet!

by Anonymousreply 1April 1, 2024 3:20 PM

Potting soil. Define “lifetime” and “supply”.

by Anonymousreply 2April 1, 2024 3:22 PM

Dry cat food. I am so happy!

by Anonymousreply 3April 1, 2024 3:23 PM


by Anonymousreply 4April 1, 2024 3:28 PM

Nueske's applewood smoked bacon. Who wants breakfast?

by Anonymousreply 5April 1, 2024 3:29 PM

2.5 lb select Maine lobsters.

by Anonymousreply 6April 1, 2024 3:30 PM

Toilet paper.

by Anonymousreply 7April 1, 2024 3:31 PM

Air conditioner filters.

Wah wah.

by Anonymousreply 8April 1, 2024 3:32 PM

No wait—solar eclipse viewing glasses.

Wah wah.

by Anonymousreply 9April 1, 2024 3:33 PM

A half bottle of old Fracas by Piguet. It's not a favorite fragrance and this half bottle will easily last to my death.

Does this mean technically I can have ALL the VINTAGE Fracas that arrives to market? Because I could turn that into some cash.

by Anonymousreply 10April 1, 2024 3:34 PM

Hardees egg and cheese biscuits

by Anonymousreply 11April 1, 2024 3:34 PM

Sweet corn on their cobs.

by Anonymousreply 12April 1, 2024 3:35 PM

Broccoli. A lifetime supply of large bags of broccoli florets.

by Anonymousreply 13April 1, 2024 3:35 PM

[quote] Does this mean technically I can have ALL the VINTAGE Fracas that arrives to market? Because I could turn that into some cash.

You’re going to have to consult an attorney.

by Anonymousreply 14April 1, 2024 3:38 PM

A lifetime supply of Jean Nate… 😍

by Anonymousreply 15April 1, 2024 3:41 PM

Easter candy...

by Anonymousreply 16April 1, 2024 3:42 PM

Define supply? What I need for the rest of my life or what I want for the rest of my life? 🤨

by Anonymousreply 17April 1, 2024 3:43 PM

Shake shack double shackburgers with fries. Thanks OP! Are you going to link your bank account to shake shack?

by Anonymousreply 18April 1, 2024 3:44 PM

[quote] What I need for the rest of my life or what I want for the rest of my life? 🤨

What’s the difference?

by Anonymousreply 19April 1, 2024 3:44 PM

Anjos Vinho Verde Rose'. It's wonderful on a hot Summer day, nicely chilled. It's a bit of bubbly that isn't champagne or prosessco.

I will admit that it's really cheap. Not 2 Buck Chuck but $6.98.bottle. When I first started drinking this wine, it was $3.95/bottle.

by Anonymousreply 20April 1, 2024 3:45 PM

Gin and regret!

by Anonymousreply 21April 1, 2024 3:46 PM

A pair of reading glasses from Zenni

Why did I buy the $6.95 pair? I should have picked something more expensive.

by Anonymousreply 22April 1, 2024 3:48 PM

Ginger ale and lottery tickets.

by Anonymousreply 23April 1, 2024 3:52 PM

Albolene. Yay.... my dick will be happy.

by Anonymousreply 24April 1, 2024 3:54 PM

Yay me! Art. I bought art.

by Anonymousreply 25April 1, 2024 3:58 PM

Sunsweet prunes. Oh joy. 🥹

by Anonymousreply 26April 1, 2024 4:02 PM

ipads. I can use them as roofing shingles.

by Anonymousreply 27April 1, 2024 4:03 PM

Organic potting soil I'll take it, thank you.

by Anonymousreply 28April 1, 2024 4:05 PM

Seltzer. I can live with that.

by Anonymousreply 29April 1, 2024 4:08 PM

Eggs. Jackpot.

by Anonymousreply 30April 1, 2024 4:09 PM

Erotic massage and sex.

by Anonymousreply 31April 1, 2024 4:11 PM

Diet Pepsi. Praise Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 32April 1, 2024 4:11 PM

Tee shirts. Cool.

by Anonymousreply 33April 1, 2024 4:13 PM

Sheena Easton vinyl reissue

by Anonymousreply 34April 1, 2024 4:15 PM

McDonald's Filet o Fish and Large Fries

by Anonymousreply 35April 1, 2024 4:16 PM

Pad Thai.

by Anonymousreply 36April 1, 2024 4:16 PM

Concert tickets: Mahler and Mozart symphonies

by Anonymousreply 37April 1, 2024 4:16 PM

Cheeseburgers and onion rings.

by Anonymousreply 38April 1, 2024 4:19 PM

Goldfish Crackers.

I love them, so I am good to go for life.

by Anonymousreply 39April 1, 2024 4:22 PM

Orange and chocolate cookies! Come on over!

by Anonymousreply 40April 1, 2024 4:24 PM

2 Tickets to Tommy, I could become a serial dater for a couple of hundred performances.

by Anonymousreply 41April 1, 2024 4:26 PM

I bought a shitload of booze. I guess I'm becoming an alcoholic, after all. Thanks OP.

by Anonymousreply 42April 1, 2024 4:55 PM

Burpee garden seeds, to grow Mammoth Sunflowers. I’ll never go hungry again... It was the last thing on my Target receipt.

by Anonymousreply 43April 1, 2024 4:58 PM

Barely-legal male hookers for life!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 44April 1, 2024 4:58 PM

Booze 🥃

by Anonymousreply 45April 1, 2024 4:58 PM

Fruit of the Loom boxers that I buy for sleeping in because they have no side seams.

by Anonymousreply 46April 1, 2024 4:59 PM

Powerball ticket -- yay! I guess that means I'll win sooner or later, eh?

by Anonymousreply 47April 1, 2024 5:00 PM

lumbar support back pillow for office chair.

by Anonymousreply 48April 1, 2024 5:02 PM

A diet coke. I would love that prize.

by Anonymousreply 49April 1, 2024 5:05 PM

Marlboro Lights.

Thank you OP. A lifetime supply certain will keep more money in my wallet.

by Anonymousreply 50April 1, 2024 5:08 PM

Score! Last night before bed I ordered a pair of relaxed fit olive chinos from Todd Snyder.

by Anonymousreply 51April 1, 2024 5:13 PM

Cheese and beer!!!Woohoo!!

by Anonymousreply 52April 1, 2024 5:14 PM

Cappuccino and Apple pie.

Not bad!

by Anonymousreply 53April 1, 2024 5:15 PM


by Anonymousreply 54April 1, 2024 5:17 PM

Leggings. Leggings as pants for all!

by Anonymousreply 55April 1, 2024 5:17 PM

Anal bleaching kit. I’ll be the brightest asshole wherever I go!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 56April 1, 2024 5:21 PM

Antique tintype of a guy that looks like the real Butch Cassidy. I can't imagine I'd need more than one in my entire lifetime. So I'm all set.

by Anonymousreply 57April 1, 2024 5:45 PM

Diet pop. I’m very happy about it.

by Anonymousreply 58April 1, 2024 6:00 PM

Rubbing alcohol

by Anonymousreply 59April 1, 2024 6:04 PM

Eve cream…wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 60April 1, 2024 6:15 PM

A Donald J. Trump Bible!

by Anonymousreply 61April 1, 2024 6:17 PM

Eclipse watching glasses

by Anonymousreply 62April 1, 2024 7:12 PM

Well R62, I'm sure a lifetime of those will come in handy for when you look at R56's shiny hole.

by Anonymousreply 63April 1, 2024 7:59 PM

Gasoline. Yes!!!! Wait, this isn't real. Damn you, OP!

by Anonymousreply 64April 1, 2024 8:02 PM

Yoplait vanilla yogurt.

by Anonymousreply 65April 1, 2024 8:05 PM

Champagne! YEA!!!

by Anonymousreply 66April 1, 2024 8:06 PM

Throw pillows

by Anonymousreply 67April 1, 2024 8:09 PM

Whole Foods Kahuna Crunch.

by Anonymousreply 68April 1, 2024 8:12 PM

Patsy Stone enters the chat at R66.

by Anonymousreply 69April 1, 2024 8:13 PM

All the ingredients for an antipasto.

Or charcuterie if you prefer.

I don’t give a fuck. In my house it’s an antipasto.

by Anonymousreply 70April 1, 2024 8:16 PM

Butt 🔌 s

Cock rings


by Anonymousreply 71April 1, 2024 8:19 PM

A lifetime supply of sandwiches and pasty from Rosetta Bakery? Not bad!

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by Anonymousreply 72April 1, 2024 8:29 PM

Cat food: Kitty will be happy. 🐾

by Anonymousreply 73April 1, 2024 8:58 PM

Ego lawn-mower 56V batteries: pay dirt!

by Anonymousreply 74April 1, 2024 9:10 PM

OMG - last thing I bought was a bunch of plants at the nursery! YAY, free plants for life!!!!

That would truly be paydirt!

by Anonymousreply 75April 1, 2024 9:12 PM

Pinesol pine cleaner.


by Anonymousreply 76April 1, 2024 9:16 PM

COKE! and not the drinking kind~

by Anonymousreply 77April 1, 2024 9:29 PM

A spool of Black and Decker weed whacker trimmer line. Darn.

I don’t whack that many weeds.

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by Anonymousreply 78April 1, 2024 9:39 PM

Jersey Mike's. I decline. I was giving them a second chance and it was just as disappointing as I remember.

by Anonymousreply 79April 2, 2024 12:50 AM

I lucked out: Coffee!

by Anonymousreply 80April 2, 2024 12:55 AM

A neck lanyard for keys.

by Anonymousreply 81April 2, 2024 12:58 AM

Reese's peanut butter cups -- the one thing I truly need in life.

by Anonymousreply 82April 2, 2024 1:03 AM

Iced coffee flavored vapes for everyone!

by Anonymousreply 83April 2, 2024 1:13 AM

A subscription to a Spanish guy's OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 84April 2, 2024 1:17 AM


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by Anonymousreply 86April 2, 2024 4:51 AM

Sunglasses and cologne. Excellente.

by Anonymousreply 87April 2, 2024 5:26 AM

Cashew Tofu Veg from a Thai place.

I can live with that.

by Anonymousreply 88April 2, 2024 6:22 AM

I have a lifetime supply of roasted chicken, Dietz & Watson beef franks, Artesano Sausage Rolls, and Coke Zero.

by Anonymousreply 89April 2, 2024 6:29 AM


Happy Easter Monday

by Anonymousreply 90April 2, 2024 7:47 AM

A van full of half-price bagged Easter candies bought yesterday from all the CVSs, Walmarts, Targets, Costcos, BJs and Dollar Stores in the Greater Los Angeles area.

Pon spent almost all of last night unloading. He’ll love the “lifetime supply” part…

by Anonymousreply 91April 2, 2024 10:24 AM
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