Let’s be an incest survivor

OP, really??

I’m the nose ring.

I'm getting the best presents on Christmas day.

I’m having “the best Daddy ever!”

I’m the drug addiction.

Muriel please shut this down

R6 why? Bringing back bad memories?

I'm the clenched teeth when talking to mother.

I'm the hushed voices.

I was molested.

I'm the raw hands from the constant cleaning and scrubbing.

I'm Doctor Phil certainly not exploiting the situation.

i'm the what the fuck of it all

I'm the accusation of "YOU KNEW, YOU KNEW!" whenever drinks are being served at family function.

I'm "It's just a game, a fun game, but never tell mommy... it's just our special secret"

I’m the not-so-subtle grooming. “You ever seen a Playboy magazine? Cmon take a look.”

I’m the sex addiction from PTSD

I am love.

I’m the lies.

I'm the bad idea for a thread. I am OP.

I’m that little strip of territory that's ours, nobody else’s.

I’m Amelia. Ted Danson thought there was something about me.

I'm the dreams I still have of my brother's monster cock he used to gag me with. Miss him.

I'm the BMW for your 16th birthday.

I’m the Glenn Close mother character blaming poor Amelia, R23.

I’m the genetically fucked up baby that results.

I’m the arms crossed over the sweater whenever I come within 20 feet of anything with a penis.

I’m the baby voice

^Melanie Griffith?

I’m the morbid obesity.

I’m the tendency to date men who will sexually abuse my children.

I’m a Duggar.

Let's ... not.

I'm "Why can't I get clean? Whhhhyyyy can't I get clean?"

I’m Rebel Wilson, ticking all the boxes.

I'm Mackenzie Phillips.

Rebel’s licking all the boxes r36

^^I’m late-in-life lesbianism.

I'm the tied tubes.

I'm the bingeing & purging.

I'm the cringe whenever someone says we look more like sisters than like mother and daughter.

I'm the pineapple, ransom note, and garrote.

We’re monitoring each other’s porn.

I date cops and clergymen; protection isn’t cheap.

I'm the stripper thong.

I'm the veganism.

I'm on Judge Judy suing an old friend for $150.00. Justice is important.

I'm the extra 100 pounds gained to keep their dirty hands off of you.

I’m the spousal abuse resulting from dating men that are so “masculine” that they will be able to protect me. The boyfriend is always a blue collar worker. He may be working on a roof as I type.

I’m the Netflix special.

OP are you an incest survivor?

I'm your local Christian pastor. I will force you to not abort your incest baby, even though carrying it is making you suicidal and severely depressed. Secretly, I blame you for everything that happened.

I’m Justen Beaver.

I'm this song on a loop.

I'm her mother AND her sister!

I'm the precocious nether gape(s).

I'm the 78-year-old woman still living at home taking care of her in-denial enabler mother and good Christian in-denial perp father.

I'm trying out my standup act now.

We’re sibling collaborators in show biz who make people around us uncomfortable!

Put the Blame on Mame, Boys.

I'm the former director of the White House Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship, as well as the owner of a fashion and jewelry line.

I’m Jordan B. Peterson

I'm the only kid not happy when Mom yells, "Your Uncle Rick's coming for supper and may spend the night!"

I’m the fear of sitting in a man’s lap and an aversion to the smell of bourbon.

I tell everyone I know, regardless if it has anything to do with the topic of conversation or not. Even well into my seventies, it is my favorite topic of conversation. I'm also the accusations, hurled at every family I know. "My neighbor is fooling around with her own son! Did you know that?! I know what it looks like, because both my mother AND my father molested me!" It's a lie, but I love spreading it!

I’m a Republican and I’m going to fuck all the laws up as pay back.

I don't know why I keep playing Muskrat Love over and over.

And when you're done with this one, will you start a "Holocaust victim" or a "Trail of Tears" thread, OP?

Just checking.

I'd like a Holocaust thread. That would be a new Datalounge low/high

And yet I am often considered the most vile poster.

Interesting.

I'm the six hours spent on making the perfect gravy. IT MUST BE PERFECT OR I GET WHAT I DESERVE!

[quote] I'm the six hours spent on making the perfect gravy. IT MUST BE PERFECT OR I GET WHAT I DESERVE!

Well, a good gravy can make a meal.

And a bad gravy can ruin it.

Did d Daddy touch your No-No? Fuck off, let’s not be assholes.

You’re not vile, Greg. You’re insufferable.

[quote] You’re not vile, Greg. You’re insufferable.

Whew.

I can’t tell you, R75, what a relief that is.

I'm the rescue cats that I have no idea how to take care of. I deserve scratches though.

[quote] I'm the rescue cats that I have no idea how to take care of. I deserve scratches though.

My kittens appreciate your concern, R77, but they’ve been here for almost five weeks and seem to be managing just fine.

What leads you to believe that I have no idea how to care for them?

They are great— more fun than we imagined. We couldn’t be more pleased or happy with them, and they seem to love us and love living with us.

You are a busy body.

[quote] I'm the rescue cats that I have no idea how to take care of. I deserve scratches though.

You need a lesson in the correct and proper use of pronouns.

I grew up to be a grammar NAZI.

Well, lovely thought, R80, but I’m not an incest survivor.

I think that joking about such a thing betrays how low class you are.

I'm borderline personality disorder.

I’m not just an incest victim; I’m an incest survivor.

I'm not just surviving. I'm thriving! reallyiam