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Beyoncé to star as Nomi Malone in Show Girls sequel.

For Netflix with Spike Lee directing.

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by Anonymousreply 31April 3, 2024 3:00 AM

Who asked for this?

by Anonymousreply 1March 31, 2024 8:26 PM

Jada that's who.

by Anonymousreply 2March 31, 2024 8:28 PM

April Fool!

by Anonymousreply 3March 31, 2024 8:28 PM

Would be a good joke if OP had ever watched a Spike Lee film.

by Anonymousreply 4March 31, 2024 8:33 PM

Is there anything she can't do? Oscar time for Queen Bey!!

by Anonymousreply 5March 31, 2024 8:35 PM

This would be great

by Anonymousreply 6March 31, 2024 8:36 PM

That's ignorant R4

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by Anonymousreply 7March 31, 2024 8:39 PM

R5 Yes. Sing and act, for starters.

by Anonymousreply 8March 31, 2024 8:41 PM

That's nice, but I really don't care.

by Anonymousreply 9March 31, 2024 8:43 PM


by Anonymousreply 10March 31, 2024 8:45 PM

Isn't Nomi supposed to be a young character? Or, is does this film catch up with Nomi 20+ years later?

by Anonymousreply 11March 31, 2024 8:50 PM

How are they gonna explain Nomi's transformation from white to black?

by Anonymousreply 12March 31, 2024 8:51 PM

[quote]Is there anything she can't do?

Sing, dance, act, write, read...

by Anonymousreply 13March 31, 2024 8:52 PM

Rose, reread R3 and then enjoy this thread.

by Anonymousreply 14March 31, 2024 8:54 PM

I for one would love a Black answer to Showgirls

It will be about hip hop dancers and set in Atlanta

Rihanna would play the Crystal role

by Anonymousreply 15March 31, 2024 8:55 PM

Beyonce is not intelligent enough to play Nomi Malone.

by Anonymousreply 16March 31, 2024 8:58 PM

April Fool’s has moved to March 31?

by Anonymousreply 17March 31, 2024 9:07 PM

I think Beyoncé looks like Nomi/Elizabeth so I made a joke. Sheesh! This place is filled with literal-minded aspies 24/7. A few people got it.

by Anonymousreply 18March 31, 2024 9:18 PM

Spike would do better directing Elsie the Cow.

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by Anonymousreply 19March 31, 2024 9:24 PM

[quote]Is there anything she can't do?

posted by:

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by Anonymousreply 20March 31, 2024 9:26 PM

Bey is more suited to play Naomi Shure.

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by Anonymousreply 21March 31, 2024 9:28 PM

R17 It's April 1st in Australia.

by Anonymousreply 22March 31, 2024 9:29 PM

Beyoncé IS Rachel Dolezal, for Apple TV directed by Jordan Peele

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by Anonymousreply 23March 31, 2024 9:40 PM

How long has she been unrecognizable? This is the first time I've noticed.

by Anonymousreply 24March 31, 2024 9:42 PM

She morphed into Kim Kardashian.

by Anonymousreply 25March 31, 2024 9:47 PM

Without the talent, r25!

by Anonymousreply 26March 31, 2024 10:07 PM

Damn you, R21!!!!!

Gurl you cain't sing that song with perfect pronunciation like you're in a bland white woman school musical!

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by Anonymousreply 27March 31, 2024 10:24 PM

Cultural appropriation.

by Anonymousreply 28March 31, 2024 10:30 PM

Lot Lizard on Tubi is kind of a black Showgirls

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by Anonymousreply 29April 3, 2024 12:12 AM

Is she going to show her gash like Elizabeth did? At least she has more of an ass than Berkeley's flat pancake.

by Anonymousreply 30April 3, 2024 12:59 AM

Yuck. Why did David Muir feel it necessary to pump up her new album on ABC News?? And fuck Dolly Parton, so desperate to be back in the spotlight by kissing Bey's ass. Puke all around.

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