For Netflix with Spike Lee directing.
Beyoncé to star as Nomi Malone in Show Girls sequel.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 3, 2024 3:00 AM |
Who asked for this?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 31, 2024 8:26 PM |
Jada that's who.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 31, 2024 8:28 PM |
April Fool!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 31, 2024 8:28 PM |
Would be a good joke if OP had ever watched a Spike Lee film.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 31, 2024 8:33 PM |
Is there anything she can't do? Oscar time for Queen Bey!!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 31, 2024 8:35 PM |
This would be great
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 31, 2024 8:36 PM |
R5 Yes. Sing and act, for starters.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 31, 2024 8:41 PM |
That's nice, but I really don't care.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 31, 2024 8:43 PM |
Why?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 31, 2024 8:45 PM |
Isn't Nomi supposed to be a young character? Or, is does this film catch up with Nomi 20+ years later?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 31, 2024 8:50 PM |
How are they gonna explain Nomi's transformation from white to black?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 31, 2024 8:51 PM |
[quote]Is there anything she can't do?
Sing, dance, act, write, read...
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 31, 2024 8:52 PM |
Rose, reread R3 and then enjoy this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 31, 2024 8:54 PM |
I for one would love a Black answer to Showgirls
It will be about hip hop dancers and set in Atlanta
Rihanna would play the Crystal role
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 31, 2024 8:55 PM |
Beyonce is not intelligent enough to play Nomi Malone.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 31, 2024 8:58 PM |
April Fool’s has moved to March 31?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 31, 2024 9:07 PM |
I think Beyoncé looks like Nomi/Elizabeth so I made a joke. Sheesh! This place is filled with literal-minded aspies 24/7. A few people got it.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 31, 2024 9:18 PM |
Spike would do better directing Elsie the Cow.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 31, 2024 9:24 PM |
[quote]Is there anything she can't do?
posted by:
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 31, 2024 9:26 PM |
R17 It's April 1st in Australia.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 31, 2024 9:29 PM |
Beyoncé IS Rachel Dolezal, for Apple TV directed by Jordan Peele
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 31, 2024 9:40 PM |
How long has she been unrecognizable? This is the first time I've noticed.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 31, 2024 9:42 PM |
She morphed into Kim Kardashian.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 31, 2024 9:47 PM |
Without the talent, r25!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 31, 2024 10:07 PM |
Damn you, R21!!!!!
Gurl you cain't sing that song with perfect pronunciation like you're in a bland white woman school musical!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 31, 2024 10:24 PM |
Cultural appropriation.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 31, 2024 10:30 PM |
Lot Lizard on Tubi is kind of a black Showgirls
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 3, 2024 12:12 AM |
Is she going to show her gash like Elizabeth did? At least she has more of an ass than Berkeley's flat pancake.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 3, 2024 12:59 AM |
Yuck. Why did David Muir feel it necessary to pump up her new album on ABC News?? And fuck Dolly Parton, so desperate to be back in the spotlight by kissing Bey's ass. Puke all around.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 3, 2024 3:00 AM |