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BEHOLD: Hot Amazon Driver Proves Proof Of Delivery With His FAT DONG

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by Anonymousreply 39April 17, 2024 8:30 AM

He's at the wrong house--I want that package.

by Anonymousreply 1March 31, 2024 6:12 PM

That should be a mandatory requirement for all hot delivery guys.

by Anonymousreply 2March 31, 2024 6:14 PM

That meat needs to be kept warm.

by Anonymousreply 3March 31, 2024 6:16 PM

Not what I ordered but I may know somebody who can use it.

by Anonymousreply 4March 31, 2024 6:17 PM

That's quite a package.

by Anonymousreply 5March 31, 2024 6:35 PM

This just reminded me, I need to check on the expected delivery date for the dildos I ordered last week.

by Anonymousreply 6March 31, 2024 7:05 PM

I wish one of our Amazon drivers would do this. Or UPS. Or Instacart, or Door Dash.......

by Anonymousreply 7March 31, 2024 7:15 PM

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by Anonymousreply 8March 31, 2024 7:16 PM

Lol. That service should always be available. Very nice. If this is a real driver, watch some frau track him down and he gets fired. Let's hope not.

by Anonymousreply 9March 31, 2024 7:17 PM

I expected a tip and got the shaft

by Anonymousreply 10March 31, 2024 7:19 PM

Amazon Prime

by Anonymousreply 11March 31, 2024 7:20 PM

I feel there's a Ring doorbell "ding dong" joke in there somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 12March 31, 2024 7:22 PM

More like DANG! DONG!

by Anonymousreply 13March 31, 2024 7:22 PM

Shaved pubic hair AND an anteater

no thanks 😐

by Anonymousreply 14March 31, 2024 7:23 PM

I always enjoy delivery where the package is intact.

by Anonymousreply 15March 31, 2024 7:23 PM

"Shaved pubic hair AND an anteater. No thanks."

I'll gladly take that off your hands if you don't want it.

by Anonymousreply 16March 31, 2024 7:25 PM

We know this is an actor.

The Amazon box was delivered on time!

by Anonymousreply 17March 31, 2024 7:32 PM

Delivery by certified male!

by Anonymousreply 18March 31, 2024 7:53 PM

Kudos, R18. Kudos.

by Anonymousreply 19March 31, 2024 7:55 PM

Wow I'd not say no to a slurp on that

by Anonymousreply 20March 31, 2024 7:59 PM

That's the best I've seen porn star Devin Holt look. He's not an attractive guy.

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by Anonymousreply 21March 31, 2024 8:14 PM

I want every inch and every drop!

by Anonymousreply 22March 31, 2024 8:17 PM

All of the Amazon drivers that I've seen on my street are women. Dammit I wish a hot guy could deliver!

by Anonymousreply 23March 31, 2024 9:44 PM

Damn, R23. Are they any good?

by Anonymousreply 24March 31, 2024 9:52 PM

^^The Amazon drivers are always very nice and courteous. I just wish one of them could be a cute, horny guy.

by Anonymousreply 25March 31, 2024 9:55 PM

It used to be about hot UPS guys who wore tight shorts in the summer. Now it's about Amazon? sign of the times

by Anonymousreply 26April 16, 2024 4:33 PM

ding DONG!

by Anonymousreply 27April 16, 2024 4:36 PM

Staged porn to promo Onlyfans

by Anonymousreply 28April 16, 2024 4:41 PM

I don't think this is real.

by Anonymousreply 29April 16, 2024 5:00 PM

Amazon delivered a package to my house this morning and my confirmation photo was severely lacking!

by Anonymousreply 30April 16, 2024 5:35 PM

I absolutely love a full service delivery. Dongs really do make the day.

by Anonymousreply 31April 16, 2024 5:49 PM

I always found the UPS guys hotter.

by Anonymousreply 32April 16, 2024 5:52 PM

Is that what Amazon tracking means by OUT FOR DELIVERY?

by Anonymousreply 33April 16, 2024 6:27 PM

R32 - you beat me to it.

Maybe it's the uniform that does it for me.

by Anonymousreply 34April 16, 2024 6:33 PM

There was a smoking hot UPS guy who used to deliver to my office. I would always have dirty filthy thoughts about him.

by Anonymousreply 35April 16, 2024 6:39 PM

I don't want uncut guys delivering my packages, no thanks.

by Anonymousreply 36April 17, 2024 3:00 AM

^^Would you like some wine with that cheese?

by Anonymousreply 37April 17, 2024 3:13 AM

Disgusting display! He should be fired!

by Anonymousreply 38April 17, 2024 3:17 AM

R36 blow it out your ass, saggy

by Anonymousreply 39April 17, 2024 8:30 AM
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