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Road House is a huge success

Yet liars on DL were saying otherwise.

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by Anonymousreply 73April 8, 2024 12:59 AM

Has anyone seen it? I keep on seeing ads and didn't know what to think. I'm not opposed to it, but it's not something that I thought, "I must watch that."

by Anonymousreply 1March 31, 2024 3:25 PM

I turned it off halfway through. I can only get second-hand embarrassment so many times before I turn something off.

by Anonymousreply 2March 31, 2024 3:35 PM

This must make your sad, middle-aged, vacant, drug-fueled life so much fuller, Teacunt.

by Anonymousreply 3March 31, 2024 3:39 PM

That's a terrible photo of Jake. He is aging in a very strange way. I don't know what cosmetic procedures and/or steroids he's doing but he looks ugly.

by Anonymousreply 4March 31, 2024 3:44 PM

R3 #Mindfulness #Itgetsbetter

by Anonymousreply 5March 31, 2024 4:06 PM

R4 Well, I think it's fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 6April 1, 2024 1:46 AM

I never watched the first one so I'm not likely to see the remake. But the trailer almost makes me want to see it. Jake is charming and I think real-life villain Conor McGregor is the bad guy, so if I were into violence, I'd enjoy seeing him get slapped around.

by Anonymousreply 7April 2, 2024 3:40 AM

He's always looked odd. To be honest I just want him to release his exercise routine, he built himself an impressive physique. I'd watch that for ... ok 20 minutes max.

by Anonymousreply 8April 2, 2024 4:05 AM

I watched the original and felt embarrassed for Patrick Swayze. I can't go through that again.

by Anonymousreply 9April 2, 2024 4:07 AM

Jake's face looks like that when he loses too much weight or works out a lot. Now maybe he did get a bit or work done on his eyes. But if you look at pictures of him f rom Night Crawler, he looked leaner in the face.

by Anonymousreply 10April 2, 2024 4:17 AM

His body looks weird in this. I know he did a super workout makeover put on a lot of muscle but something odd about it. Maybe he's too cut, does not look healthy. On the edge of being a tweeker.

by Anonymousreply 11April 2, 2024 4:40 AM

R11 That’s when you are so shredded yet have 0% body fat. Thats discipline. He looks great.

by Anonymousreply 12April 2, 2024 4:46 AM

Why am I not surprised that this is the kind of movie Defacto likes?

I believe one of the people Jake beats up is black.

by Anonymousreply 13April 2, 2024 4:55 AM

Road House got 59% critics (184 review) and 54% audience (2500+) scores. So those are pretty average numbers.

Gyllenhaal doesn't look good. He lost too much weight or something.

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by Anonymousreply 14April 2, 2024 5:10 AM

Jake has ping ponged too often in weight and musculature. That's why his face and body are a bit off.

by Anonymousreply 15April 2, 2024 5:18 AM

He looks terrible in the poster R15. Dried up and too hard looking.

by Anonymousreply 16April 2, 2024 5:29 AM

He fucked his looks around Nightcrawler almost a decade ago. Never really recovered the glow. He's not young anymore, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 17April 2, 2024 5:31 AM

He's only 43 R17.

by Anonymousreply 18April 2, 2024 5:44 AM

And? that's not 30.

by Anonymousreply 19April 2, 2024 5:45 AM

Yet all you whores would never kick him out of your bed.

by Anonymousreply 20April 2, 2024 6:02 AM

He wouldn't be in it in the first place R20.

by Anonymousreply 21April 2, 2024 6:16 AM

I remember not liking the original when I saw it on cable years ago.

At some point I'll watch this out of curiosity, if only because I like Gyllenhaal.

But I'd rather see him in something original.

Still, if you're gonna remake a movie, it makes sense to redo one that isn't good if only because the odds are it'll be better than the first version.

by Anonymousreply 22April 2, 2024 10:19 AM

[quote] Yet all you whores would never kick him out of your bed.

Yes but we would kick you out.

Taking a break from trolling to discuss this piece of garbage remake nobody asking for? Ever heard the expression, don’t shit where you eat, dearheart?

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by Anonymousreply 23April 2, 2024 11:09 AM

[quote]That's a terrible photo of Jake.

I disagree. He looks like a cartoon character there, adorable as hell. And I don't usually find him all that attractive.

by Anonymousreply 24April 2, 2024 11:51 AM

I’ve never seen the first one but it looked like dumb lightweight 80s fun. This remake looks like it’s darker and more mean-spirited, just like society.

by Anonymousreply 25April 2, 2024 11:59 AM

You know Jake has made some shit movies lately. He made a science fiction movie with Ryan Reynolds that made me laugh out loud at all the wrong times. He made some absurd shit about a Pig, and now this? There's a couple more I can't think of, one involving an ambulance, where he's a criminal. But I think he makes this junk to get paid so he can go do more plays. Because he sure as shit doesn't care about movies. I think the last movie of his that I like was Nocturnal Animals the Tom Ford movie.

by Anonymousreply 26April 2, 2024 12:49 PM


Fetid shit eating retard COVID infested diseased BANNED racist sociopathic shit encrusted loathsome REDTAGGED Nazi pedo freeper MAGA derivative attention whore cunt fuck

TeacakeRises is scum

by Anonymousreply 27April 2, 2024 1:47 PM

R23 I wouldn’t want to be in your bed you old queen. I don’t know who the fuck that is but I’ve been told repeatedly I look like Trey Songz. No cap.

by Anonymousreply 28April 2, 2024 11:44 PM

R27 #MentalHealth

by Anonymousreply 29April 2, 2024 11:44 PM

His head is too big

by Anonymousreply 30April 3, 2024 12:25 AM

R28 You're definitely not black if you don't know who Trey Songz is R28. I used to think that the other posters were trolling you when they called you "Whitey" but now I'm convinced that you are indeed white, and doing a very bad impersonation of what you think a Black person would say. Like the whole "No Cap" thing you just did, which I'm positive you went over to Urban Dictionary to look up the latest slang, and yet you don't know who Trey Songz is? You trolls always give yourselves away eventually.

by Anonymousreply 31April 3, 2024 12:30 AM

R31 I know who the fuck Trey Songz is loser. I dam near grew up on his music lol. I’m talking before Drake and Invented sex Trey Songz. Just gotta make it Trey Songz.

by Anonymousreply 32April 3, 2024 2:01 AM

I was saying I don’t know who the fuck that clownish looking white dude who that poster sometimes post claiming to be me.

by Anonymousreply 33April 3, 2024 2:02 AM

Maybe if you tried to post once in a while without using the White Person's Guide to Urban Slang, and without being slammed out of you brain on meth, people would understand you better.

by Anonymousreply 34April 3, 2024 2:27 AM

R34 I don’t need use meth ho. I don’t know who the fuck you getting your news from but apparently they are back in the streets and they would have yo ass on the witness stand for PERJURY. I got time today.

by Anonymousreply 35April 3, 2024 5:14 AM

The higher he gets, the blacker he speaks. He's WHITEY!

by Anonymousreply 36April 3, 2024 5:56 AM

Ramrod House

by Anonymousreply 37April 3, 2024 6:45 AM

Conor McGregor did a backside nude scene as the protagonist.

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by Anonymousreply 38April 3, 2024 7:44 AM

CUNT TeacakeRises WWs his own posts. Repeatedly.

by Anonymousreply 39April 5, 2024 12:11 AM

And his various anonymous accounts also WW them. He thinks he's being clever.

by Anonymousreply 40April 5, 2024 12:12 AM

This so-called film would’ve done real numbers if they’d cast our Timothée in the role of Conor McGregor.

by Anonymousreply 41April 5, 2024 12:14 AM

R39 #Mentalhealth

I swear on my mama and a stack I have never done that.

by Anonymousreply 42April 5, 2024 12:17 AM

[quote] I swear on my mama and a stack I have never done that.—TeacakeRises

Yes, and everyone believes you because you've been so honest in the past.

by Anonymousreply 43April 5, 2024 12:19 AM

[quote]I swear on my mama

R42/CUNT TeacaKKKeRising's whore mama should have sluiced him out when she had the chance.

by Anonymousreply 44April 5, 2024 12:21 AM

I watched it and thought it wasn't bad for what it is. Generally, I hate Jake Gyllenhaal but Conor McGregor's "angry leprechaun" act was very entertaining to me. That said, I loved the first one and quote it frequently.

by Anonymousreply 45April 5, 2024 12:29 AM

I watched half of it yesterday and it was entertaining. Will finish today.

by Anonymousreply 46April 5, 2024 5:06 AM

"angry leperchaun" that's a perfect description R45.

by Anonymousreply 47April 5, 2024 7:56 AM

The only time I felt Jake was believable as a bad ass was in Southpaw. That was a good movie.

by Anonymousreply 48April 5, 2024 3:35 PM

Road House did 2.3 million in its first three days. "Don't Look Up" movie did 111 million in its first two days on Netflix. It looks to me like Road House flopped.

by Anonymousreply 49April 5, 2024 3:58 PM

I can't think of a Jake Gyllenhaal movie that was a box office success. Someone please tell me?

by Anonymousreply 50April 5, 2024 4:00 PM

R49, Don't Look Up was a mess and the only reason it did well is because of the roster of stars doing cameos.

by Anonymousreply 51April 6, 2024 2:05 PM

R51 It was also on Netflix.

by Anonymousreply 52April 7, 2024 12:11 AM

[quote] It was also on Netflix.—TeacakeRises

You told us you were leaving. We don't see you leaving. Leave already.

by Anonymousreply 53April 7, 2024 12:15 AM

R53 #MentalHealth

by Anonymousreply 54April 7, 2024 2:52 AM

Fuck off, junkie

by Anonymousreply 55April 7, 2024 3:10 AM

[quote]Road House did 2.3 million in its first three days. "Don't Look Up" movie did 111 million in its first two days on Netflix. It looks to me like Road House flopped.

Um, no (and where the fuck did you get that 2.3M stat at all?). Netflix uses a bullshit measurement metric: "minutes streamed." Amazon cuts the shit, and "Road House" is quite literally their most successful original movie EVER: 50 million global VIEWERS – not viewing MINUTES – in its first two weekends. Read for yourself below.

[quote]I can't think of a Jake Gyllenhaal movie that was a box office success. Someone please tell me?

The second Spider-Man movie with Tom Holland, though he obviously wasn't the lead, and since it's Tom & Zendaya it would've performed the same without him.

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by Anonymousreply 56April 7, 2024 3:18 AM

Of those 50 MILLION GLOBAL VIEWERS (as you so excitedly proclaimed), I'd love to know how many of them made it past the first 15 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 57April 7, 2024 3:42 AM

Good point R57.

by Anonymousreply 58April 7, 2024 4:18 AM

R55 #mentalhealth

by Anonymousreply 59April 7, 2024 4:48 AM

R59 #mentalcase

by Anonymousreply 60April 7, 2024 5:04 AM

R60 #sociopathy. At first I thought maybe you were going through a mental health crisis or depressed. Now I see you are just a sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 61April 7, 2024 5:11 AM

Teacunt, look in the mirror. That is, once you've wiped all the drugs off it.

by Anonymousreply 62April 7, 2024 5:12 AM

Next up, a remake of Dirty Dancing.

by Anonymousreply 63April 7, 2024 5:22 AM

Already been done R63. It both sucked and blew.

by Anonymousreply 64April 7, 2024 5:26 AM

R64 who starred in it

by Anonymousreply 65April 7, 2024 5:45 AM

Don't you have google in the halfway house, Teacunt?

by Anonymousreply 66April 7, 2024 6:11 AM

R65 I'm not R64, but I think it was Dirty Dancing Havana or something like that and the fact that I can't remember who was in it says everything. The original is a classic for so many reasons. The whole vacation in the Catskills and those resorts. The father being a Jewish doctor, the class stratifications among the help, etc.

by Anonymousreply 67April 7, 2024 1:21 PM

Here R65:

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by Anonymousreply 68April 7, 2024 1:28 PM

They also remade Footloose.

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by Anonymousreply 69April 7, 2024 1:29 PM

R69 the original Footloose with Kevin Bacon was the best! No need to remake it. I didn't even know a remake existed.

by Anonymousreply 70April 7, 2024 1:32 PM

R66 #mentalhealth

by Anonymousreply 71April 7, 2024 7:32 PM

R71 #mentalcase

by Anonymousreply 72April 7, 2024 8:18 PM

R56, Don't Look Up has 172 million viewers. Road House won't come near that.

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