Yet liars on DL were saying otherwise.
Has anyone seen it? I keep on seeing ads and didn't know what to think. I'm not opposed to it, but it's not something that I thought, "I must watch that."
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 31, 2024 3:25 PM |
I turned it off halfway through. I can only get second-hand embarrassment so many times before I turn something off.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 31, 2024 3:35 PM |
This must make your sad, middle-aged, vacant, drug-fueled life so much fuller, Teacunt.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 31, 2024 3:39 PM |
That's a terrible photo of Jake. He is aging in a very strange way. I don't know what cosmetic procedures and/or steroids he's doing but he looks ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 31, 2024 3:44 PM |
R3 #Mindfulness #Itgetsbetter
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 31, 2024 4:06 PM |
R4 Well, I think it's fabulous.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 1, 2024 1:46 AM |
I never watched the first one so I'm not likely to see the remake. But the trailer almost makes me want to see it. Jake is charming and I think real-life villain Conor McGregor is the bad guy, so if I were into violence, I'd enjoy seeing him get slapped around.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 2, 2024 3:40 AM |
He's always looked odd. To be honest I just want him to release his exercise routine, he built himself an impressive physique. I'd watch that for ... ok 20 minutes max.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 2, 2024 4:05 AM |
I watched the original and felt embarrassed for Patrick Swayze. I can't go through that again.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 2, 2024 4:07 AM |
Jake's face looks like that when he loses too much weight or works out a lot. Now maybe he did get a bit or work done on his eyes. But if you look at pictures of him f rom Night Crawler, he looked leaner in the face.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 2, 2024 4:17 AM |
His body looks weird in this. I know he did a super workout makeover put on a lot of muscle but something odd about it. Maybe he's too cut, does not look healthy. On the edge of being a tweeker.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 2, 2024 4:40 AM |
R11 That’s when you are so shredded yet have 0% body fat. Thats discipline. He looks great.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 2, 2024 4:46 AM |
Why am I not surprised that this is the kind of movie Defacto likes?
I believe one of the people Jake beats up is black.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 2, 2024 4:55 AM |
Road House got 59% critics (184 review) and 54% audience (2500+) scores. So those are pretty average numbers.
Gyllenhaal doesn't look good. He lost too much weight or something.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 2, 2024 5:10 AM |
Jake has ping ponged too often in weight and musculature. That's why his face and body are a bit off.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 2, 2024 5:18 AM |
He looks terrible in the poster R15. Dried up and too hard looking.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 2, 2024 5:29 AM |
He fucked his looks around Nightcrawler almost a decade ago. Never really recovered the glow. He's not young anymore, anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 2, 2024 5:31 AM |
He's only 43 R17.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 2, 2024 5:44 AM |
And? that's not 30.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 2, 2024 5:45 AM |
Yet all you whores would never kick him out of your bed.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 2, 2024 6:02 AM |
He wouldn't be in it in the first place R20.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 2, 2024 6:16 AM |
I remember not liking the original when I saw it on cable years ago.
At some point I'll watch this out of curiosity, if only because I like Gyllenhaal.
But I'd rather see him in something original.
Still, if you're gonna remake a movie, it makes sense to redo one that isn't good if only because the odds are it'll be better than the first version.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 2, 2024 10:19 AM |
[quote] Yet all you whores would never kick him out of your bed.
Yes but we would kick you out.
Taking a break from trolling to discuss this piece of garbage remake nobody asking for? Ever heard the expression, don’t shit where you eat, dearheart?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 2, 2024 11:09 AM |
[quote]That's a terrible photo of Jake.
I disagree. He looks like a cartoon character there, adorable as hell. And I don't usually find him all that attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 2, 2024 11:51 AM |
I’ve never seen the first one but it looked like dumb lightweight 80s fun. This remake looks like it’s darker and more mean-spirited, just like society.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 2, 2024 11:59 AM |
You know Jake has made some shit movies lately. He made a science fiction movie with Ryan Reynolds that made me laugh out loud at all the wrong times. He made some absurd shit about a Pig, and now this? There's a couple more I can't think of, one involving an ambulance, where he's a criminal. But I think he makes this junk to get paid so he can go do more plays. Because he sure as shit doesn't care about movies. I think the last movie of his that I like was Nocturnal Animals the Tom Ford movie.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 2, 2024 12:49 PM |
[quote]TeacakeRises
Fetid shit eating retard COVID infested diseased BANNED racist sociopathic shit encrusted loathsome REDTAGGED Nazi pedo freeper MAGA derivative attention whore cunt fuck
TeacakeRises is scum
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 2, 2024 1:47 PM |
R23 I wouldn’t want to be in your bed you old queen. I don’t know who the fuck that is but I’ve been told repeatedly I look like Trey Songz. No cap.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 2, 2024 11:44 PM |
R27 #MentalHealth
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 2, 2024 11:44 PM |
His head is too big
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 3, 2024 12:25 AM |
R28 You're definitely not black if you don't know who Trey Songz is R28. I used to think that the other posters were trolling you when they called you "Whitey" but now I'm convinced that you are indeed white, and doing a very bad impersonation of what you think a Black person would say. Like the whole "No Cap" thing you just did, which I'm positive you went over to Urban Dictionary to look up the latest slang, and yet you don't know who Trey Songz is? You trolls always give yourselves away eventually.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 3, 2024 12:30 AM |
R31 I know who the fuck Trey Songz is loser. I dam near grew up on his music lol. I’m talking before Drake and Invented sex Trey Songz. Just gotta make it Trey Songz.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 3, 2024 2:01 AM |
I was saying I don’t know who the fuck that clownish looking white dude who that poster sometimes post claiming to be me.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 3, 2024 2:02 AM |
Maybe if you tried to post once in a while without using the White Person's Guide to Urban Slang, and without being slammed out of you brain on meth, people would understand you better.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 3, 2024 2:27 AM |
R34 I don’t need use meth ho. I don’t know who the fuck you getting your news from but apparently they are back in the streets and they would have yo ass on the witness stand for PERJURY. I got time today.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 3, 2024 5:14 AM |
The higher he gets, the blacker he speaks. He's WHITEY!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 3, 2024 5:56 AM |
Ramrod House
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 3, 2024 6:45 AM |
Conor McGregor did a backside nude scene as the protagonist.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 3, 2024 7:44 AM |
CUNT TeacakeRises WWs his own posts. Repeatedly.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 5, 2024 12:11 AM |
And his various anonymous accounts also WW them. He thinks he's being clever.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 5, 2024 12:12 AM |
This so-called film would’ve done real numbers if they’d cast our Timothée in the role of Conor McGregor.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 5, 2024 12:14 AM |
R39 #Mentalhealth
I swear on my mama and a stack I have never done that.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 5, 2024 12:17 AM |
[quote] I swear on my mama and a stack I have never done that.—TeacakeRises
Yes, and everyone believes you because you've been so honest in the past.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 5, 2024 12:19 AM |
[quote]I swear on my mama
R42/CUNT TeacaKKKeRising's whore mama should have sluiced him out when she had the chance.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 5, 2024 12:21 AM |
I watched it and thought it wasn't bad for what it is. Generally, I hate Jake Gyllenhaal but Conor McGregor's "angry leprechaun" act was very entertaining to me. That said, I loved the first one and quote it frequently.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 5, 2024 12:29 AM |
I watched half of it yesterday and it was entertaining. Will finish today.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 5, 2024 5:06 AM |
"angry leperchaun" that's a perfect description R45.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 5, 2024 7:56 AM |
The only time I felt Jake was believable as a bad ass was in Southpaw. That was a good movie.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 5, 2024 3:35 PM |
Road House did 2.3 million in its first three days. "Don't Look Up" movie did 111 million in its first two days on Netflix. It looks to me like Road House flopped.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 5, 2024 3:58 PM |
I can't think of a Jake Gyllenhaal movie that was a box office success. Someone please tell me?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 5, 2024 4:00 PM |
R49, Don't Look Up was a mess and the only reason it did well is because of the roster of stars doing cameos.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 6, 2024 2:05 PM |
R51 It was also on Netflix.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 7, 2024 12:11 AM |
[quote] It was also on Netflix.—TeacakeRises
You told us you were leaving. We don't see you leaving. Leave already.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 7, 2024 12:15 AM |
R53 #MentalHealth
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 7, 2024 2:52 AM |
Fuck off, junkie
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 7, 2024 3:10 AM |
[quote]Road House did 2.3 million in its first three days. "Don't Look Up" movie did 111 million in its first two days on Netflix. It looks to me like Road House flopped.
Um, no (and where the fuck did you get that 2.3M stat at all?). Netflix uses a bullshit measurement metric: "minutes streamed." Amazon cuts the shit, and "Road House" is quite literally their most successful original movie EVER: 50 million global VIEWERS – not viewing MINUTES – in its first two weekends. Read for yourself below.
[quote]I can't think of a Jake Gyllenhaal movie that was a box office success. Someone please tell me?
The second Spider-Man movie with Tom Holland, though he obviously wasn't the lead, and since it's Tom & Zendaya it would've performed the same without him.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 7, 2024 3:18 AM |
Of those 50 MILLION GLOBAL VIEWERS (as you so excitedly proclaimed), I'd love to know how many of them made it past the first 15 minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 7, 2024 3:42 AM |
Good point R57.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 7, 2024 4:18 AM |
R55 #mentalhealth
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 7, 2024 4:48 AM |
R59 #mentalcase
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 7, 2024 5:04 AM |
R60 #sociopathy. At first I thought maybe you were going through a mental health crisis or depressed. Now I see you are just a sociopath.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 7, 2024 5:11 AM |
Teacunt, look in the mirror. That is, once you've wiped all the drugs off it.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 7, 2024 5:12 AM |
Next up, a remake of Dirty Dancing.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 7, 2024 5:22 AM |
Already been done R63. It both sucked and blew.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 7, 2024 5:26 AM |
R64 who starred in it
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 7, 2024 5:45 AM |
Don't you have google in the halfway house, Teacunt?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 7, 2024 6:11 AM |
R65 I'm not R64, but I think it was Dirty Dancing Havana or something like that and the fact that I can't remember who was in it says everything. The original is a classic for so many reasons. The whole vacation in the Catskills and those resorts. The father being a Jewish doctor, the class stratifications among the help, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 7, 2024 1:21 PM |
R69 the original Footloose with Kevin Bacon was the best! No need to remake it. I didn't even know a remake existed.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 7, 2024 1:32 PM |
R66 #mentalhealth
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 7, 2024 7:32 PM |
R71 #mentalcase
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 7, 2024 8:18 PM |
R56, Don't Look Up has 172 million viewers. Road House won't come near that.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 8, 2024 12:59 AM |